Do you really think Americans care what you linguini-spined Europeans think about our election?

In the name of freedom of speech, Benrik and their friends Poke present a few American reactions to their non-partisan site globalvote2004.org, which gave the rest of the world a chance to vote.

The bad stuff comes first:

"We don't care what the world thinks. We do what is best for America.
Up yours, asshole."
Jessica Carroll

"Do me a favor, Get Lost, Get a Life and mind your own business."
Jim, Citrus Heights, CA

"One thing you and the rest of the world should know --- WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHO YOU THINK WE SHOULD ELECT AS OUR PRESIDENT !!!!! Just remember next time you or what ever country you represent needs us to come save your butts -- call the french,
germans or the russian's, see how fast they come to your aid."
Gordy Smith

"Quit trying to meddle in US affairs, you stinking liberals!"
Anon

"I suggesst you keep your nose the hell out of our political system and we'll do the same for you. Get out, stay out and shut the hell up. Didn't you Brits learn your lesson well enough in the 1700's ? Sic Semper Tyrannus... never forget."
Rick Sampson

"Welcome to the real world, real americans dont care what the fuck you think pussy
bitch, fuck off"
William Beckner

But it wasn't all bad! Here's the feedback to the feedback:

"Hi,
A U.S. citizen here would like to thank you for doing globalvote2004. We don't all think you should "mind your own business", simply because the world is too small for that. Many of us want to hear what you think."
Margaret

"I just want to say that as an American I am thoroughly impressed with your global vote. I was reading some of the hate mail that you got from some of my fellow citizens and it made me sick to my stomach. It might be that they don't realize that whoever is elected as president here is going to have some influence on countries around the world. And if they didn't know that, they haven't been watching the news for the past 4 years. So kudos to you and yours for the website. Hopefully by midnight tonight we'll know who our new leader is (and let's hope your poll is correct!) Thanks!"
Rebecca, 20, Chicago

"I just wanted to let you know that I thought the web site was a great idea! It gave me some insight on how the rest of the world feels about us and who they would rather deal with in the future. I apologize for the others who responded so negitively, so much for open mindedness! Best of luck with the site in 2008!"
Patricia, Boston, MA

"Thanks so much for your poll and to all the citizens of the world who voted. As an American who lived twice overseas for extended periods, I wasn't surprised by its results. The behavior of the U.S. government in recent years has been deeply embarrassing to me and, well, to about half of us. I apologize for the rude remarks made by those who don't get that we're all riding the same planet (either straight to hell or, one hopes, soon in a more appealing direction).
Cheers"
Erin Harris

"Hey There,
I wanted to be a voice of reason representing my country, America. It seems that a bunch of self-centered assholes have been writing in telling you to mind your own business. The world needs to be united. America cannot stand on her own. And I, for one, would like to extend a heart-felt apology for the way the rest of my fellow citizens have snubbed, insulted, and forgotten you. As bleak as it seems, there are still a few people in the U.S. who appreciate the website you've set up. Continue the good work.
Thank you.
Regards"
D.J.M. -- Seattle, WA. USA

"To whom it may concern,
I'm very sorry to see you have been getting that kind of feedback from my fellow Americans with regards to your global vote website. That kind of thing is what makes me want to move out of this country. I'm sorry that a lot of Americans portray our country as self-centered and petulant, but try to take some consolation in the fact that not everyone is like that and quite frankly we wish the idiots would shut the hell up. Keep up the good work and I'm glad to see what the rest of the world, or at least a vocal 113k people, think about what's going on in our country."
Joe, Madison, WI

"For what it's worth, I wanted to drop you a note and let you know that not every American is a bitchy, confrontational, narrow-minded, developmentally disabled isolationist. Some of us actually found your idea most fascinating and very timely. In light of the fact that our current administration seems intent on policing the entire planet, shouldn't the planet have their say in the U.S. Presidential elections? There are, of course, issues upon which I disagree with Senator Kerry, but I have decided to give him my vote tomorrow, predominately in light of the overwhelming support shown him by the rest of the world. Thanks for adding a very interesting facet to this year's election.
Regards"
John Williams, Kentucky, USA

"I am a US citizen and I love this...if only people realized this is the truest level of democracy. Although I am sure it pisses of many 'patriots', they really don't get patriotism if the don't get the value of understanding the outside world's perceptions...best of luck!"
Mark A. Douglas

And finally:

"Interesting site. I'm an American and my vote will go for Kerry tomorrow. I do find your site a tad offensive, however. I don't mind the idea of having the world voice its opinion in our election. In your feedback section, however, you choose the most belligerent emails you could find to try to paint all Americans as hateful people. The most offensive quote of them all is highlighted at the top of the feedback section and you quote it on the front page! I have no doubt that these are all real emails, but the way in which they are presented is unfair. You are not acting as truth seekers as someone in your position should act. You have an agenda and you try to paint America in a certain way. The disclaimer you give only adds insult to injury. Obviously you are not going to capture the entire American sentiment in six quotes, but you don't even make an effort to show a balanced view of our country. Either way, other than that, it was a very interesting site. All the best"
Carlos Aguilar

Thanks to all who voted, and all who volunteered their opinions. See you in 2008!
Benrik

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