>>What is to become of the Popinjoy<< And then I cried , as many as two times. if love were air then I'd be suffocating The little friggin bird was nothing but a dope. the summer day hath nearly expired Roses are red, violets are blue, you are about as sweet as a cashew. Thither art thine arse of gold I hear the drummer in the night polka is not what I was expecting glisening like coconut oil on a wounded cat Forget me not, for I shall work from home Besides, Leif Garrett is much cooler than Leif Eriksson. and it stops like water when it reaches the shore A purple sun sets in an indigo sky Last night I left my gum on the bedpost and it lost all its flavor. Gophers hate me, yes they do! and he bobbled on the surface of the water, drowning in enlightenment Injection moulding for kids wouldnt be fun again Please save me, the vegetables are attacking! He said, "Keep your ideas in the drawer." the van in the bathroom humming as my thoughts of the night ahead begin I wanna dance, dance, dance While babys jump and music smiles they say that ideology is the same as fashion So I digress, in the fact that my retinas have been pulled out and made into jelly for the homeless. A cascade of debris singing a song of devotion I am in love with me, why cant everyone see what I see? Hidden magnets in your earphones Life isnt fair, but luckily, its short. while i was pondering about what to write, i wrote this You poured me out like a fluid. Paralysed force, gesture without plippyploppyplippyploppy duffel coat poop is on my toe. [as i strum on my guitar] I wanna jump off a bridge and fly back up the seeds of revolution were sown in the beds of virgins They whistled and wizzed through the tumultuous landscape Some people smell, but I'm as pretty as Hell. And then all the pretyy flowers went woob-a-loob! and off they flew this fall has been long without you The dog, sometimes, does wag immoral Burn the straw house of idleness to the ground. I sold my sole to santa WENT TO THE MOON! Show me the chair, where the ass stuffed his face on, Soft, the light appears on my babys face as he sleeps. This monkeys gone to heaven so amen Eisenhower hardly cared if the Armed Forces were degregated, though he did piss off Cuba As the grapes ripen in the heart of the Napa Valley Last night I dreamt I had grown a penis; it was the weirdest dream of my life. he shuffled on in his duffle and exclaimed when your razzle-dazzle, chi-chi blunderbuss met my hard-assed Kalashnikov, " ~ Resorting to my go-go-gadget penis ~ " Endlessly entwined by ghostly depictions of never ending lies swallowing my sad self, i am bitter Drops of water In time and space there are no china pieces Alas, the Pope, defened by years of of listening to heaven, could not hear the plea leaving the cry for mercy in the hands of heaven. looking at you it's easy to see why So who cares where your greeting's made, Made in Taiwan, but not in vain. One day I will be his wife, if only he could see. This Insulating Sleeve is made from 60% post-consumer recycled fibre and uses approximately 45% less material than a second paper up. my anus makes so many people unhappy Popinjays are vain talkative people And bubbles, like spheres of perfection, shall fill the world Who thought of popinjays, what in the heck? deppression etched--shadowed in light Kitten foo foo saw star locks for law Kate Spade leather is one of life's greatest pleasures The capital of Moldova is ChiÅŸinău I wonder why it has to hurt sooo much? Knives out; Gentlemen, Women and (mainly) whores. oh to the man with a leg made from of glass. And if only I lived in a world without curbs Mad chill am I, Happy hot I am not! Be not dumb driven cattle! spam is a ham in a can with jelly Then she smiled and I understood are you pregnant? The suffering of my strange insanity is lost in a sea of nightmares which was rather tasty I see my life consumed in love. In the darkness something moved i ate some small pigs hanging in green only once though. in the midst of my troubles...i make sure to blow bubbles and the tears dripped down like a slow waterfall my cat's name is butch don't go near the nest there's eggs If you were to suffer i wouldn't care everything is illuminated and the little worm sailed on and on into my liver. And so it was, all was lost and yet the Lemmings - symbolically stupid humans - had hope. The pain was what made me carry on wishing it would become more intense and throb and the girl with the blouse of many hues told the officer she didn't know the man that was in her trunk and that the officer was cute. psychology windows lament like David Brent When shall I be fed? I told her twice ultimately we are all enzymes sleeping in the womb My days have gone away but hope - That I may not forget Your long awaited visit yet Forgive me Today I awoke to find that the battery in my hygenic trimmer had died But should he have fallen, yet then would he cry: In the corner sits the thinker, he's silent like his food. In the centre stands the speaker, his moment is his mood. akimbo supplication, empty pockets and the hollow rest When I think about you I touch myself. Winter is cold, summer is hot, my father is old but my children are not and i built a home there with flamingos beneath my stairs Cause I don't know what a popinjay is. my cat is the likeness of a black and white pretzel [fluffy yellow wrinkled dots streamed down Nellys shirt ] The spanish are nice people! give up crack cocaine NOW! "The world seems to be high on dope!" I shouldn't dream in color. where's that popinjay gone? /as the embers of your flatulent mind fly away into the vert llahS I erapmoc eeht oot a summers sremmus yad Beauty supplants beauty in green fields When I blinked I thought to myself, had I blunk? i still feel the need to wipe you off my skin with a wet dis Velvet notes float up to a shimmering sky. watching his sexy butt swish, swish hot chocolate in my hand im as jolly as a lark and as upset as an ant hit with a magn yawn Can I make the sun shine brighter? No, but I can promise yo I ate the tower of london the other day. It tasted like a ki and he devised a plan to write himself into the script of th John Wayne was a fine actor, but he's dead now. The wind does crash. Smash, bash, mash. And so the stars shine, as if they too had drunk too much Co no, the foot will not go, no matter your request saying sorry to a dear friend.... Adele Kang Sweet voice th ...I'm dizzy from those words and looks as if i'm a mental o ...I'm dizzy from those moments when it seems that i'm alone and into her arms he lept... Then the squirrel was gone, alas, and Benjamin wept. [and all around the football ground the crowd began to sing. I can't think of anything And Jesus came and killed the good Sexy chicken struting down the highway The flowers were as fragrant as a blender full of month old Three Cheers for the Michael Williams I wish to shudder And then he whipsered: "what is your name" To which the lat i've got your slingshot, honey, and your honey-pot. to see the blue communist monkeys would make my day. Never inhale the pendulous pudding worship! The tiny dancer fluttered to the floor flowing through darkness into the god sent custard And the bells always ring at midnight in my mind And so the manatee cried out "When will I get MY share of th rudolph the killer reandeer had a very shiney axe and if u The world is full of modern poets, writing modern poems; dog The air is planar and filling the world With names of people lard is the unsung fat purple froggle friths drag be into an abyss I swear it was not me who lost your excellency's drinking cu The subtle snowy bells of winter frozen silent in the dark p good news plagiarist fails exit exam i love cheese like the sun needs the rain woo- hoo- ooo- ooo. little silver mother you have eyes in the pit of my stomach Celebrating with a small cherry that symbolises eternity but the horse wept instead Dale B don't like the wowrlds longest poem I was dead but now ive come around the clown wasn't fat, after that horrendous shat i hope that the next time i cry it may not be so diverted and with greatest regret I walked away from the decapitated on bended knee, twixt the ether and the earth [your message here] ...and forth came david's thrusting love into janet's swolle I shot the pope. insert smilie face here, then a giant JK. life is a box of molded cheese..pass the milk please And so the women shead her coat of life, which weighed down fishing for a star lets start with something we wont forget Now I know Why I'm so slow Because I am a potato well hello What's wrong with snow? and as i reached over to flush the loo, the open handbag on then the fish shouted "NO NO, YOU'RE ALL WRONG! THIS IS WHAT the pope looked confused, and the popinjay lost hope To think I fell on a whim, you dope! feelings of possiblity linger at my heels with words stuck b My hand is grand. it's all just fucking hysteria. [waking up, he turned around and asked me: did you change yo [my tears fell as you sat there trembling] have you ever driven around in a neighborhood where all the a swirling magenta cloud overshadowed all that they were & new love of the clueless english rose made her feel above th the wind blew down the windy road like a purple popsicle the elephant (a shade of grey) wondered what he'd do today Sleeping sound, I breathe as if I was true squigs are moving all around I met this American guy and now I have a place to stay in Be do you like cheese? the flowers smell lovely Permanent on most surfaces Boo says the ghost Moo says the Cow OOH sayd the woman havin when suddenly, on that moonlit eve, doth my ears hear the pi As he touched his nose and hopped along the road Who would have thunk it. On the cold, cold ground I lie, Life's a bitch and then I di i am the master of my fate, i am the captain of my soul If there's anything in this world more crisp and delicious t And now, alas, the longest poem is done And now, alas, the longest poem must end when life gives you lemons, use them to massage the prostate singing songs in a symphony of sounds Rain recoils off the sullen trees why is sex so much fun when you've had like eleven beers? it and then again i saw my toes, and said, amazing! Goodnight my friends, I'm going to bed. I pray to God I won and you had poo for brains im over here so do you want to... do you want to lick my... And then the clouds of doubt moved over the yellow gleam of As she stood there on that grassy bank But when all else fails, we must remember to breathe deeply, Fortunate freaky felines, fellating on film ROOOOOAAAAR! Like a washing machine lost in a tumultuous Tide, but he replied there isn't any hope. and the snow begins to fall where all has fallen Newcastle Flows; Pizza's True Love But if through the door I must, I must. I can see your panies and it was fece smeared on that wall and i did not approve t you may not be able to fly but you can definately float with A fox a fee a puritan bee it feels just like water Sing of famish'd dead whom life abandoned. Tyre tracks and broken hearts are all we leave behind [Benrik plays my every string] she died, what a drag! yabba dabba doo my apathy wore a path for me, I am in a rut The queen is stoned, shes high on dope! When life can get you down, never forget the intoxicating sm Life is like a short commercial, Suddenly I achieved clarity of thought; poetry is all for na I became really excited for their love will become entombed forever [i dont like you] The great saviour shines down on rotting corpses and you always wonder how things could have been if only you Where is my marmalade? Where did I place my marmalade? As I pondered bored and tired, my groin lit aflame, a dick o Beleive in a good dream que je sois, je ne saurais que être The snow covers your raven tresses like cocaine upon the nas Isn't this tiresome, just one line at a time? Wild bushmen with painted faces preparing flesh for demi-God Upon which paint no longer peeled and rust had entirely cons Horatio Birnbaum looked back at what he created and silently I got drunk and had sex with a skunk when you tussle in the mouths of dirty rhinos dont think you with arial pressure his skull squeezed against the pavement The snow gently blanketed the landscape When pineapples prick the fingers of babes. Can I suggest that you invest In something more than hopele If I was anyone on Earth I would be Martha Smith because Rain fell from the sky, the darkness seemed to hide his eyes Taylore Turmoile is the shizznit. don't play leapfrog with a unicorn, penis sing happy birthday to baby jesus I lie in a field of paper flowers [Oh, glorious majesties! Lament us so!] Outside it was bright but darkness loomed and his gravestone read "if i knew i was going to end up he orlando bloom sat in a room Oh god. Please please. Oh God. I just cant let it linger. Th da da da bra If only prairie dogs could talk. me thinks your ratsickle is too sweet for my tooth oh dear, he flopped. how could such an event happen! christi oh dear, she cried. how could i possibly do something like t it seemed like a good idea at the time damnit how do i make Thinking fails to do what my instinctual habits need. From here we end only to begin again, and I for once am tire the cigerette smoke filled the room, deadening the jazz and Alone in the dark he sat and waited Pausing only to buy a Pepper Steak slice from the Welcome Br slowly unravelling dancing with the chimneys and light-hearted sun Your delicate robe is hemmed in flame! The martian cried "My polyester pants are on Fire!" [and the wonderous flower, that had once been so cold, now b [As the tree's blow in the wind] [moonfaced gaze into black water pool; fisheye peering back And, as before, it all appeared changed Who doesn't like FunYons? And then did he laugh with all that he could and left but a Yet I knew that it could never be how long is a piece of string i ask and they will never know ever...ever again, should ever a man love a horse so, I'll be dammed i shall make a poem longer than thou. Live, laugh and love like each day is your last... and now i join with all to stomp your hate into the ground And i listen to the birds, i know that i am in love blah blah Daisies, daisies everywhere, we know hate. sometimes i wonder why bees are here. and then i realize, i and threw away my pillow because you told me so. with an ass as big as a rhinocerous. so I put on makeup and was a pretty boy as a pretty girl the lark screamed "eternal damnation" and I cowered in fear And that, as a flower, did wilt though in shade, And then he grew and loved her like a fairy cake its bloody eddie tring to sneek up on me when he thinks im a and really bad eggs i think love is a silly stupid game spam is ham in a can with jelly but the elephant refused to eat her banana she wept as she swept the bright dusty room then i said your not a sheep you turd Spawn of filthy goblins calling Kai is gay he kisses joe everyday Why is the hippo so big? and the petals of her life fell to the ground as she found t [Love is ...........depression,vomit,tears smudge face.not m jays my man his so fit i love him like sarah needs a shit blinks think to rink...... twink dink ka-plink She said "Yes" ? ticker tape parade against the window, frost blows in memory Do your Cardinals migrate in winter? Melifluidity haunts raucous beer cans And then my calloused soul plummeted down the never-ending h The Elephant crushed all our hopes and dreams The Day Was Long The Night Was Boring Still And, opening one eye, she [and it was all the small goat could manage] mammy feeds me pins floating daisies drown their sorrows in the overflow of joy And the elephant stomped on the blue fairy lights. A rather tart, two hundred and fifty pound nascar enthusiast And leaves drifted across her face... allow yourself to melt into the somnolence They rotted a bit The same incessant punctuation mark falls over everything. and woe was i for t'was too long But why do the flies never circle round me? and the bark, bark, bark of dog could be heard in the quiet and staring at the stars she heard him whisper 'cluck' As the folling thunder toppled over the misty lake The morning that the world began... Just then, the mouse scurried down the escape ladder. the air was as crisp as and sharp as glass what happened was she couldnt breathe. she cried, 'christina There twas but a moose, and it was muchus moosey Sigh at the wonders of television daily, Who fill the cavernous peace with empty sound and empty word So you shoot your warmest smile right into my face And the rain continued to fall Muck, junk, howling drug dealers, creeps from the gutter, th They will forever remain in my heart. "But prithee sire divest thyself -" It was dark outside, the day it was lying in pieces. Painting. Oh this is my sport cold... cold... cold... Warmth from the fireball on my visage Drifting into another my grace you should not be taking dope! The Dhamma wheel turns slowly, and continues for you dance like an overripe orange with peanut butter and jelly smeared across the floor in the ballroom of our lives drifting nods to the masquarade of Hope... May the girl of my dreams one day be mine, My heart pounds when i see her, Elsewhere pounds when she touches me with her warm hands, warm hands that can freeze the most warming love I am a cabbage And she is the diner (whoever said caabage is f**king sad) My friends say I let her take advantage of me, I'm eating out of her hand, So now I have become the diner, and she the food, She is eating my pocket, and the tables turn again, The day has come, and now we must seperate for evermore As the tears run down my face, I see herdriving away, Wishing for one more kiss, And to stroke her beautiful, soft, sleek, brown hair. No girl can ever replace what I have lost, I can still speek throught the post, But her face is the thing I miss the most. I have only the memories of what could have been great. But now I have learnt that I should smile and accept my fate There will be other girls, good girls, But the girl I love the most, I cannot have. My part of this story has come to an end, I just hope whoever is the lucky man to take my girl, Treats her like the best daned girl in the world, Because that is what she is to me. For she is a girl no longer she has become a mole Bugger, I hate it when that happens. Everything I have tries to get away THAT IS WHY I BEGAN STAPLING EVERYTHING TO THE FLOOR The King's fisher winked at me and the Fusa ran up a tree. Butternut bread spread with blood but that is when my memory becomes my bad memory and the cat sang yodeldedoo liars can be whatever they want and so i tossed back my head and laughed and touched myself own below She is fat and on the rag. What a miserable, emotion wreck! She is fat and on the rag. A miserable, emotional wreck! "I do not know!" I heard the black cat cry tick tock tick tock.........tick tock tick tock.....Times up The windshield wipers brushed against the glass. Why can't I be called Barbara instead of Roy She had yet to decide wheather to use her powers for good or for evil the hypocracy makes her vomit Vomit, as if to purge herself of all forgotten loves Loves, that seemed so everlasting But had all the permenance of a ice cube on a hat day. Where oh where has my alligator gone? With her warm, loving eyes and cold, scaly flesh. Yes! I have no penis! seven@davidbowie.com that traitorous whore! Anthony is the best lover in California ... :-) California is a state of vain lovers! Suited and booted he plunged off the cliff Screaming "I will never mow the carpet again!" as he fell to his death The Popinjoy but a distant memory. Nay, a dream As the woman ignorant of her recent widowhood cradled the injured cat singing softly softly singing of happier days so far back, their memory was just a dream A dream A deam of happy husbands and popinjoy Popinjoy and a tony ostyn in one glorious piece So, I begin anew, thought, through and through god damn i love noodles. but only when my name is the number of the beast this poem is about as sad as my grans cooking i stare at him when hes not looking i could do with a donut about now..mmm.i sound like homer and only when the beast doesnt hav my number someone at the beginnin cant spell SOUL not sole!!! Arrrgh! The beast! The beast! I know of the beast! My heart in tatters as hatred pours into the air Saigon. Drop Bombs On Gooks. ...and pay me money! what an interesting hue of indigo came crashing down like the cymbols of orion I wish I could jump and never fall but alas, I am standing on butter. And then I realised that her hair was made of cereal the cat on the windowsill, licks the ice off the pane I knew at that moment that she was insane. Egad! This cupboard is tasty when mustard 'tis applied! I'd fancy that Britney but she's so fat-thigh'd and wretched and lurid and somewhat boss-ey'd Shall I compare thee to a Southern Fried? Oh, but woe is me!! I hope and hope and still hope Love is not the answer to all questions, sometimes it's 4 Trut: the mutable concoction of facts. Brittney weds, then gives husband the axe... more intense than an itching scrotum our silence is as comfortable as breathing But I have bronchitis and my chest is heaving if no one reads this, it doesn't exist, boy spongebob squarepants the movie, THE MOVIE!!!! reality is and illusion caused by a lack of alcohol ^take the 'd' off the and, i must still be drunk fate blew his way and the skies seemed bright again. But then we cried and it all seemed better And Jean, Tammy, Annie, Jon, Elvin, Sue, Nicky, Darren, and James Christopher Thomas smiled and Henry the cat lost a claw bid my blood to run, before I come undone (JCT) I'm sittin here naked And together they drank deeply of gravy and Domestos can someone write some good porno, because i'm losin the ;) I am a cabbage. NOO! Get that gravy away from me! gong show, gunn show, side show, no show Half a legue half a legue ye, spelled wrong Half a leagye onword can't speel can i? all in the valley of death rode the six hundred 'forward the light brigade charge for the guns' he said Fox in socks come, chicks with clocks come, into the valley of death rode the six hundred there might b sum kind of copyright on that, so i'll stop the beauty on the outside stays there, it does not go in the beauty on the inside will radiate out, and is so much nicer Said the bouncing blob as it bounced Boom boom boom go watch blackadder goes forth for the rest Badgers: on day they WILL take over the world, again saskia smells badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger the badgers will not be pleased with you, richard mushroom mushroom badger badger badger badger badger badger a snake a snake badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger i am the badger king Yaay, someone else likes momkey gone to heaven too And, henceforth, the shat fell from my arse into the ether stop mocking the badgers... they know where you live the show has closed the curtains are down mushroooooooooom!!!! maybe we could get this longer than hyawatha and publish it! the badgers have been prepared for the after show feast i bet you could!!!!!! mwaahahahahahahahaha *evil laugh* Manchester United are the BEST team in the world ever...!! hyawatha hyawath hyawatha hyawatha yea, richard, stop wiv the badgers.... their mine, all mine MANU R SCUM! The plinth was engraved with the words "knob" and "Jockey" lol lmao lol lmao lol lmao lol lmao lol lmao lol lmao lol u reralise this is sposed 2 b a poem, not a copy of badgerbadgerbadger.com/manu.hyawatha only... their not!!! muhahahahaha Shut up going on about badger you sad cox! chix wiv dix eat sick at six but hark, thy feet smell as does my yello couch okey dokey sonny Jim, trouser skip matey Saskia Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hyawatha?????????? wtf??? saskia wishes ;) and once i slept, then i wept With the lights out Its less dangerous He we are now Entertain us let's all laugh at saskia, and turn this into a chat room stuuf the poem The french are in a broken copper kettle on my stove no wait, i no, it's contempoary "Microsoft works" - oxymoron of the year a garage band from seattle well it sure beats matt laughes at saskia for the fun of it raising cattle saskia's gone to work haha, let's laugh again wow, its like som1 out there knows saskia My heart is torn as the girl I love leaves me once again "I have, in my hands, the weapons of Mass Debation" When will we next meet, and when embrace her in my arms? *can i My hands are empty, waiting for my love to return I hold them out, feeling the harsh air of the world The faintest breeze digs in like pins, Compared to my love's sweet, soft, supple, sensuous skin I think of her while I have mass debates She is the sun, and I am a loely planet revolving around her I would cry a tear in her absense, were it not for the fact that i live in a freekin desert Master baites, seaman staines ; great character names and haven't got enough liquid as it is they weren't the real names though 've bin researchin, and it asppears they were invented after invented after the series ended in the late 19[something]0's i personally... couldnt care less Captain Pugwash Captain Pugwash forever! Pirate Barnabus, Master Mate, Pirate Willy, Tom the Cabin Bo well i care, coz i dn't like rong facts to be circulated I've got my spine I've got my orange crush woe is me, for i have lost my love before she was found now let's write a poem, not talkabout captain pugwash charac ters …gonkast, Šrliga blŒ, genast fast, Šckligt blŒ said the strange Sweedish woman with too much time Buy, Buy, Sell, Sell, the world is not feeling well. did you know, 78% of all statistics are made up? the peach became my friend, and we grew to love one another I hope I get bobbly. Oh the chance to be bobbly. said the over grown slightly overweight hairy dwarf Ayrton Senna is no longer alive he was in Love as he went But is it as good as tuna........ through the dark and misty forest all a tremble Without warning, we all come to an end. Someday. Like we can afford this and that! When the sun goes down I wish all the colours back and he masturbating continuously Without an end without a woman or a lover too Toby Jepp loves Peanut Butter Especially with jam and ice cream pie, with a dash of cream filled roach legs poured out through a vast container of petrolieum jelly I have real feet but wooden legs and the moon swallowed us all flowing fears, flowing tears, and very big...ears! (GJAH) misty morning copyright sweet weather move from aston came the benchimus, a carreer was his crime he could not spell from aston came the benchimus But dave didn't care. He just wanted to die asap. This is MY contribution to the worlds longest poem the pillars crumbled when the ashes fell away and there she stood in the shadow of the sun, smiling but the once so bright stars in your eyes have faded and i love the smell of poontang The cold milk splashed like petrol down her new gazebo! Luckily, it wasn't loaded. Once upon a time there was a moocow, whocow, woocow "A tall man, with long, brown hair, and a beard. Jesus? o be honest, bakoy is the coolest person i know. This is a good opportunity to add a clever comment masturbation is fine but with sex you meet people whether you like them or not But this is my one and only line so many musicians, not enough time oh the drummer, as sweet as wine here I am because you have shun and now thou doesn't feel thou is numb I pray to thee, jordyn will be too dumb but not too dumb to realize what she's done because forever I shall be the one you bleed and falter and still I laugh i spy my bouncy ball in your yonder court like a crab within a badger? like my vagina today Let there be an end to this..................insanity! so you would hide from the weathered spirit that calls you and lo! the cattle doth mew a sound so eerie that the birds fell from the sky with every bounce of your ball my heart leaps beneath its shawl i sniff it and toss it back how i wish it was your hanky behind the laughter, many many tears I lick tic-tac's playing paddy wack..SNACK PACK!!! they say this is what life is like I wish I had all muh teeth What is to become of the joy in pop? perhaps superman never made any money ...and all the while i'm seeing this blue thing and thinking The poem so far is: Never trust a naked bus driver. you know, its just like anything else elegant eavesdropping mended my infinite ceiling-feeling Look in to my soul with your blue green eyes And scream aloud, "SCREW THE WORLD, ANARCHY, ANARCHY." as an adult i was abused by a child and as a child i was abused by an adult And life came to a complete halt judgement by default..burial vault? But who am I to judge a dream? i like pretty tapestries don't drive in the snow, if you don;t know where to go Reminisce of mothers baking tutulala misses her one and only poodle we want to make everyone on the world happy,including me and have belly buttons full of lint hullabaloo There's chinese whispers on the frontline New Years day I had my wicked way. chris fondled a guy cos he is well gay Everyone one is a little gay It's a spectrum, you see Infatuation Stupid Cupid (Copyright: Me) And hemp is hope, not dope. You can't get high, I swear. Look it up. Buy it, eat it, wear it. You shoud get that checked out. And he did...it was a rash of feeling in his medicated mind. And he wanted to lash out, and then he got fed up. Anarchy was the way, but then he thought, "Your chaos won't convert them" (Cake) And so, despite his best efforts, George Dubya inspired someone to vote. your inconsequential kittenishness turns me on my fingers hurt what a mad n crazy place almost feels like outer space as if life had left him alone with little plan or comfort he waltzed to the Blue Danube until his feet fell off just jack your body slowly, like a little horny pony tied to a tree, but lusting to be free meow, my pretties So, i took the fish, still alive, and bit its head off. there were vandals in the garden, and problems with powder and lasciviously did they desecrate the border And yet, when I look again, it seems to disappear omg!!!! lets not all laugh at saskia... shes cool.. unlike matt and richard who r mean Lets get to the point, lets roll another joint. oh my my, oh hell yes your touch, your feel, your sewwt caress And exactly how does that help my itchy spot?! cumbersom closet cooing All I am really looking for is fort warmth As moistya fowmed on da toitle The flugelhummer fell flat Maybe that for has lots of chocolate bars in it. beware of the jellyfish - they will steal your dreams It's not the best, let's be honest!! And never trust anything with more than 4 legs As long as the ducks r happy cross dressing is legal white covers the green august and my mom's wrath doffed grabel i love being me but do u love being you? I wonder how many refrigerators there are in America? so it was sold to a collector of little boys souls who banished it forever from the hearts of men called Bob Bob, are you a ladies man? wow!!!! i know that saskia person 2!! how cool am i?!?! haha, saskia knows herself whose saskia? she sounds cool :) burn the badgers saskia smells saskia (sass-kee-ya): this websites favourite yes, she smells of exclamation p!ay...:)hahaha matt!!! do you no the muffin man, the muffin man, muffin man? obviously not wow!!! u kno the muffin man aswell?!?! poem, poem, poem poem, pooem he's my uncle alas, the whole internet knows my name is matt nobody knows my name hi matt sorry matt, lv ya really :) alas, sum ppl know my name is Saskia! wow, thats cool:) no we don't, you smell ur uncle? really? so, ur antys married to the muffin man?!!! saskias unhappy now, and p!ay smells nice so :p aye i fink theres a saskia hater out there maybe he/her is a poet i do not hate saskia, it's just funny muahahahahahahahahahaa who cud hate sum1 like saskia- shes cool:) lol do u kno saskia?!?!? no, who is this sakia boy of whom you speak? saskia's a gitl dumas ive never heard of a gitl is it like a git? me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me!!!!!!!!!!!!! death blooms where life fails as my life begins to fail, i feel the death blooming out of it bloom bloom bloom Contrary to popular belief, babies are tasty like acne that is humanity upon the earth's supple face I like kids I like kids but I can't eat a whole one i'm eating one right now! Saskia IS a girl! what kinda lad wud want a name like Saskia prep mode and arm ready, hold position until further notice then she turned and the bloom blossomed and she walked on... smiling :) and the smile was returned (: and then they :)(: OOH YEAH! i wish to love you as if i could never love again Mortitia cried her claws out feeling depressed i was flying high the words used to explain life are plentiful and inadequate how do u tell him ur beta as friends? sum1 ansa!!!!!!! gandhi is dandy, but wicca is quicker the rabbit of chaos may never be pursued again i place my desperate tongue of desire on your cinamon ring saskias a turnip saskia takes retardedness to a whole other level lv ya squat SASKIAS THE COOLEST PERSON EVER TO WRITE POETRY :) i like fried egg sandwiches thats gross, becky, eggs r mingin i'm afraid of no ghosts Your mom likes eggs, OHHHHHH 'your mum' the most stupid saying EVER!!!! her hair shone like drool that hung on her catatonic mouth Shadowed. Mulberry black and listing. anyone know where 'your mum' came from? I knew a Saskia Sissons once. Had a lisp. Cruel world. thathkia thithonth - good name! dashing for the big thing, only hoping to lose himself Dancin' on a Friday Night SASKIA SMELLS! why are we even talking about her? mad ppl Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Dancin' on a Friday Ni ght and low came the rumble of the masses trying desperately to cling to ther last tiny shred screw you! I'm brilliant...and cool. ...with the exception of my piddling manhood then it got better than ever imagined, green became greener And then, finally fell off this is my contribution to the worlds longest poem why? strangers i sometime like to grope coo coo cachoo Slap me stupid and call me Marie because I like it. Touch me inappropriately because voices talk in your head. How is the dog who ate the man? love, love and more love and then I emerged someone take his frigging wig off Then the mouse said, "But I like cheese!" He grabbed her heaving bussom lustfully as he ravaged her. but the mouse didn't truly like cheese.. it was a metaphor. But Jess likes gay men. From : ¤Müñçhkïñ Darkness Title: Darkness Clouded in and hence the greatest discovery that mud is wet soil and so i toil Strike me ruth , a real bob mackey after all the flowers died, the answer came amid the tears go ahead, she softly moaned And weilded her sword to release his blood upon the floor Ah, Ah, Ah, Amen! Yes Kate Is Crazy As A Mug My name is George How could you hurt me, why can't you just see? He kissed her lips, the ones below If I were a pirate, I'd wright you name in the sea I am so glad there's no dead cow meat, inside me! "compromise?" he said, "do I look French?" One sock is all you need when you travel although, she was spikey, she was obviously not the spikiest she purrs as loud as a tractor that ploughs a field Been there seen nothing but your absence and I then I felt so bored that I bought myself a goldfish Coo coo cachoo Mrs Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know A woah woah woah I have blood on my hands! ...and it is not the blood of ages, but the blood of man - his head so fragile and wobbling strangely on a small neck Though Man underestimates the power of ages and the blood that's right I'm a surgeon He does have a good shindig every now and then The boy stood on the burning deck and Liam Riordan left and broke my heart still i shall live to fight another day but tommorow's just a wish away and getting further and further away blood is life, or so they say not true is say, for love is this The pigeons danced around me as I wept I think I've fallen in love with one of them Just like that geezer from Swan Lake the lubricant slipped from our poorly moisturised hands... Honey, how I love honey, let us rejoice at its existance! then the fat one spoke about the lanky streak of piss then she fondled his hood and went in for the kiss Only one can whistle dixie when the orkest is playing arjan's song We'll eat him up this a swedish sausage in a monkey barrel why do I always pick the path of most resistence? fucking the worlds most beautiful females tell me not that you love when all you know is lies tell the truth, you don't have to remember what you said our imperfections make us beautiful anyway, sweet cherub Like a comet, hurtling towards the earth: unstoppable cracked, broken, shattered. oh wow... little pieces of glass tra llaaa llaa, singing in the shower water, tra laa laaaaaa how many more lines?? A mere 3002, forsooth Ahh and yet, one must become the change forthwith The story of true love is but a myth for the change will yet again sweep us Like Lady Di, rotting in a Parisian morgue la la la la la la la i love charlie la la la la la la Like Lady Di, rotting in a Parisian morgue snails wander by as i lay awake...smiling la la la la miriam is my friend like a drive-by flogging wondering what the next night of passion will hold. What will I hold. My feeline gestures are wasted. i have no friends my names sophie and i love charlie guest-stoke bishop,englan i love a named sophie, and i hope one day she can be mine i spend hours of my life thinking of her, imagining myself holding her in my arms imagining if she is more similar than her twin imagining if she is a better fuck than her twin imaganing................................................... As he struggled against the handcuffs, I slowly unzipped his cardigan and tickled his tummy with my deep red nails ARROWS: The game of kings i screamed like a fool gone south then i went north and screamed again one word : SASKIA!!!! hur-hur Your wife she wore a veil, to hide her ugly face and the blue shot straight up, against the pressed glass he grasped her ecert nipples in his hands and sucked he grasped her erect nipples in his hands and sucked there, they fucked, long and hard until they had become one in all but matter which never really happens anyway Why do the birds mock me? is it because i am blonde? the dreams in which im dying are the best i ever had i find kinda funny, also kinda sad No it is because I look like the nerd bird. an epiphany: I am the awesomest awesome that ever awesomed The sun rose and shone over Torpoint because Freud said so while engrosed in two small identical albino parsnips also with a pie and a bag of chips and she never went there again, but only to love. could bring her back from the edge of the cheesy mashed spud standin by the bustop, with my shopping in one hand There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Dancin' on a Friday Ni ght Cannons, to the left of them, Cannons, to the right of them Coo coo cachoo Mrs Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know, A woah woah woah Burninating the countryside Burninating the peasants TROGDOR! And his split Love filled every page of his Journal and then God said there are many paths up a mountain but only one view ooooh welcome as many as you can and flamingos are the most handsom things in the world Ding dong, the cake is done, rejoice, here come the coconuts and the princess awoke from this waking dream When I lie awake at night, these thoughts won't let me rest and i get dust on my eyeballs and i get dust on my eyeballs from staring at the ceiling I'll be in my tent having a martini with a lizzard BRANDON AND LULU FOREVER i love her because beauty is power just like a gun is power an amazing phenomenon that can wrench hearts & move worlds I'm drivin fast now, don't think i know how to go slow because I want to save the world well ashes turn to ashes so fuck you mom Stop the war and illegal occupation! I love my little cat I do, his coat is oh so warm and with war will this popinjay survive? "your warm cat has my popinjay" cried out the lonesome man all to hell cats and birds only the strong dogs survive!! the lick of the dog; pure joy upon my hand "bird land! bird land!" take this forsaken crime and shove it up your ass! enough to bring a salty ears must eventually tir of being the nucleus Because I got sooooo trashed last night! if you don`t I swear to hear, a reindeer eating off my ear And potatoes were rolling around above the ground like hedge Welcome to Cape Town :) Will she pass us - taint litely! Hauh, hauh, hauh Put that thing away before it pokes someone's eye out My shoes are too tight yet I am still able to stay loose The setting sun is soooooooo sad a raindrop once did wonder, whenceforth comes the thunder? but I'm afraid today is NOT gonna be the day it's TEE WHANA, you're so white mom alas my dear where have u sprung from find your pink panties and set them alight, black dear girl! my eyes were beams of stoned and it was good You wish to be me, but me is not at all what I wish to be it is not when or where but whom with as the mango flurry smoothed over the velvet glove i cried Paris, France and Pittsburgh, PA are the best cities ever! Butchie Katt wants to be anarchy! and then it became clear... the meaning of life is... Butchie Katt wants to be anarchy!! bastards!!! bastards everywhere!!!! to be free. of everything. the deer's look said "you bitch" after i bumped him with my these reprecussions would be irreversible Snap sNap snAp snaP Crackle pop went the cereals in my breakfast bowl she was so ugly i began to melt Bent double in pain he will eat cheesecake on this day from my cold dead hands http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/ shall I vomit light and correspondence ----------------------Pause Poem---------------------------- while my abused eyes can scarcely believe their fate Intermission; 30 minutes! Please visit our snack bar Treat yourself to some ice cold Santorum Enjoy the Rest of the Poem! ---------------------Resume Poem------------------------ Once I pooped on a picture of George W. Bush ; I fled with glee atop my trusty bicycle 'twas cold, my nose became an icicle the skies loomed dark and the rain came and then the wind whipped round me nethers and then i happened upon a lass for lonely george Do you KNOW who I am!? like, whatever wee-oooo I look just like buddy holly 'twas a dark, dark night and the wind was HOWLING outside he took me in his arms and said What the fuck was that??? it was a cat. it was the fucking cat in the hat the cat did a piddle in the middle of the floor the middle of the floor the dirty whore i do not know i only think ....sometimes.... sometimes is not often enough, choose to choose forever why hasn't Zach learned to drive; even the birds wonder this through the endless winter, endless winter, the endless wint the popinjay returned and said 'blimey' 'you've all been busy since yesterday' my ex-boyfriend's had a sex change (it's true) but what indeed of the popinjoy? The POPINJOY... long forgotton. And the apples of doom defeated the cow Be my past, my present, my future, my life, now and ever ! Even so I couldn't resist myself. and yet the stars still hung somewhere in that sky she slowly licked the tip of his pikestaff. ow, she exclaimed, and blood trickled down her lips five in three that daemon was me My beans are burning for a fat donkey, what about the fucking popinjoy whats become of it him her oh my }the/earth/is/a/fishbowl{ ellie slipt on jelly in one welly on her belly she is smelly triona o'loughlin lived in a little house on the prayer the wind swept my golden locks from my forehead and i could see again the poppinjoy was growing for fear of the terrie bull island so i cried again for another tear on the lake would make it overflow and we could have a river again and again and again Silent dew drops dangle down and sense the wrath of dog if only i were like the poop in joy!!! The sparkle in your eyes... Is it a star? Is it the moonlight? Is it the reflection of my love for you? jimmy stewart and cary grant are singing a song in heaven but bing crosbey is gnashing his teeth in hell paces quickened until the two sets melded into one and we all smile, we all sing bing bing bing, what a terrible thing! I AM THE POPINJOY!!! Saskias in the house! woo-hoo! c'mon! whoo-hoo!! AND I AM ALL ALONE ON MY ISLAND viva forever ever lasting, like the sun who the hell is saskia? she smells by the look of the poem but u have the internet, so ull never truly b alone! :O saskia is well cool... u best belive it I think one day Saskia will be famous. Just not now. but MATT, wow, he's so cool, he doesnt need 2 be famous u jus wait n c! wen im famous ull be like wow! its saskia!!! yes matt, u keep tellin urself that! lv u really :) hey! just cos u "lv me" doesnt mean it doesnt hurt :'( i sorry, 4gve me? xx saskia likes saying random and sumtimes it annoyes me but i errrrr... no oscar the octopus liked to rollerskate oh!!! but but but but but... MATT :'(!!!!!! up and down the street he'd go on his tentacles of eight if u dont like saskia ur crazy mother fucers one day he entered in a race but didnt win first prize the centipede was faster now there's a big surprise cus shes so cool and just minted Callums cool :) BEG! BEG GODDAMNIT, sed the crow Can Cherries grow in Scotland?! martin dance luvs apples matt forgives saskia for bein so evil. grudingly (if he could spell it) martin dance is gay im gay with matt as he always said "oranges are not the only fruit". i didnt hear a single "BOLLOCK" I'm not happy uuu but u dont do it begrudgingly, cuz u love me so stop frontin Anthony Gells is the best school in the world well, it isnt but cool people go there :) where did all the poem go? yes, we know ur sad dancy, so shut up! reaching for eternity, children bleeding in the morning And I screamed: "where 's my line?" Where is my piece of this eternily poem? And tears came out of my head the devil bears the angel who fell out of my head the nighting gale danced with the demon in the deep dark chasms of bellowing fire flapping her wings to stimulate all of the other birds Allright I really want it Oh yeah I gotta have it forward and forward and never stopping forward stop Eat cheese, drink milk. will this ever end get down off yur horse and drink yur milk Only jokin Saskia, you don't smell really (much) is that you john wayne? Don't know about those freinds of your though............... is that me Jackie Chan is John Wayne (Shanghai Noon - great film) Coo coo cachoo Mrs Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know, A woah woah woah fill your hand you son of a bitch He's behind you Tip for todat - don't eat yellow snow When I was a wee wee tot It was cool, like an emu's cold palm And it got cooler the further he ran He ran where aubergines flourished and pickled the streets Where raninbows shimmered and swam I love you forever ...Your my mam mmm ok richard, kinda old now. SASKIAS COOL :D lets not get TOO carried away now saskia give up on Saskia - it's as exciting as cold gravy COLD GRAVY!? do they sell that on tesco's online? i think we should ignore Saskia, because it is getting old COLD GRAVY!? do they sell that on tesco's online? and she just won't shut up we are here to write a poem people, not talk foiled what-the-fuck-ever T'was a dark, dark night, and the wind was HOWLING outside! A tree fell down and broke my hamsters water bottle HARK! I yelled, not knowing what it meant I ate a banana, and slapped her with the skin all she sed was: "thank god it wasnt a pineapple" And through gin-stained eyes he saw her, and cried; Oh, my alcoholic lover. "why are you an alcoholic" I cried To which she replied "because I drink a lot" Drink and be Merry - for tomorrow we ........ Iambic pentameters my arse he said with pride!!! sighed And sighed again! Sometimes I forget what I am doing. The moon is like a turkey pancake Full of motely heartache so her 15minutes is over? o well it was fun while it lasted desperate times call for jonas-style changes to your ass an thou dost creatist thine parting words of lament Stomach lining appears to be red & inflamed I AM THE ONE...........but the kid is not my son. ...And the hedgehog woke up But soft! What glass from yonder window breaks? Romeo - Romeo - Wherefore is my Romeo? said the illiterate, misquoting Shakespeare Nasty! So that the cheese eating fish may bake cakes Have you raced my whippet's wotsits? I ate a smelly pig and he was gay Note to self: get wart cream for this giant wart on my ass. And the angels did sing, and Satan did rock on. Violet snowflakes in a cloudless sky Am I dreaming or am I awake; a dreamer afraid of awakening.. and all but me seemed to move on Her feathers became all foofed and bumfled with peen glee. As I said this to my little boy, a Popinjoy is in you....... eating your innards from within to without i once had a date with a guerilla named frank lived with his mom in an old fish tank and he was a mellow fellow and one day we went out to play and he was gay With bricks and stone and mud and clay i hate sunday nights And truly a more random thought was ne'er said. The End. But really, it was only the beginning... Of the end. Which is now. and there shall be no more Bollocks Indeed. Then I met you, Xok, at the big black rock, With purple lichin and Samuri Jack I hate Mondays Game Over. Please insert 25c to continue *Blink* dont waste the quarter... trust me Save the quarter! Spend whales! Save a cow, eat a vegetarian! Hah, you silly boy, you think you're so damn cool save a tree eat a beaver Can't breath feet stuck to floor and thats why drugs are bad 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 SNIFFFFFFFFFFF....BLEACH CRYSTALS i am like a mirror of myself you didnt need the last 2 developers, shoulda been 35 times but they were the hook The light fades to black as your brain begins to die... The darkness sweeping over you Like mold, rotting away your sanity. ...leaving you with a cold, blank stare... A teardrop of blood hits the floor. Never thought a heart could break without making any sound A self-inflicted wound to distract you from The mind-numbing noise scarring your thoughts. Another To pass the time wasted by the seemingly endless curse. He'll never be what i want him to be: My everything get off my hippo! YOUR HIPPO?! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe maniac laugh maniac laugh maniac laugh There once was a man from nantucket When she blinked her eyes, a tear ran down her cheek i said a man not a woman we would surely prevent scurvy if we all ate an orange silver month however, the crux of the biscuit is the apostraphe AND NO SINGING For the eternal call of the frightend beaver will be heard. spandex is a priviledge, not a right GOOD i don't want any and the night will erupt as the life of the forest die An itch you can't scratch. ah... the product of hours of irrational, objectionable, faulty, rambling crap. An endless torment from the pits of Hades polluting your mind with the stench of idiocy. whats that smell... taco bell or maybe not ? What is left at the end? Maybe a tulip? or a Crack Pipe? But no, we had no bananas Or a dung beetle with an attitude problem But 'Lo!' I said, as I took his hand and his name was smelly Ben i said you are the one, the one for me, and damn do i hope y i said you are the one, the one for me i hope you can see... who, paradoxically, did not smell at all And if he had smelled, I would have taken delight and danced with cheese And they lived happily ever after. The End. And hark! mine eyes doth see the Popinjoy returning. ¿PORQUE? ESTES MI QUESO.. no hablo español. El queso está viejo y mohoso Alas, my love for long poetry will take but a mere line Such beautious sweet of everlasting flowers sings within me she said and awoke from a beautiful dream my teeth ache with schadenfreude Gimme munchies now. flibba flub, jim in atub Do get in and we can play rub a dub dub... So pour in those exotic potions, those devlish lotions, hey, where art thou hands? mine eyes are not keen to finding them, but my bum doth feel an intrusion "Beware, beware" said the demon to his angel And my mind get black and my eyes were closed and i fell can we try to make this rhyme? like quick lime yea verily is the popinjoy time Please accept and print my line For many mice doth a cheese into melting scaffold make. I would my line were not just a mistake; Whose cows are these? To fly they must be winged, And given voice that wondrous song be singed. What pie? I did not touch your pie - this is a frisbee. chortling the name "bodo illgner" in his sleep + The world is my oyster, to be eaten by phallic devils and feast with spewing mouths will thay, until the skys fall is quite a lovely though, pondered I.... mmm think i'll poo! with perfumed flesh mutely adoring corns flicker callously with threatening force on my bunions The cat sat on the mat wherupon he was raped by a chinese rat and that was the end of my contribution to that Monkey's dreams are very bizzare..yes they are send hate mail to diemausausdersendungmitdermaus@hotmail.com sometimes they dream they are tending the bar sometimes they dream they are driving a car sometimes they dream they are flying a jet but they are not allowed to.... at least not yet all of these dreams are very bizzare especially the one where they are tending the bar. Monkey's dreams are very bizzare..yes they are corn-plasters, corn-plasters - where for art thou?? But not as bizzare as a woodchuck chucking wood corn-plasters, corn-plasters - where for art thou?? oh my hat.......... why oh why does it happen to me? i think I'll go and have a wee in the thrall of the barn owl the night jar sang pick a bottle off the table, peel the label, tell a fable Of all the god's my favourite is Simon...God of hairdo's. I used to fight with kids from other estates Now 8mm settle debates then grim reaper said goodnight pigeon goodnight crow The pinapple pool was cloudy and cool, the cool boy swam. Love is like a rollercoaster baby! And I'm on the low before the steep slow climb i wanna sing sing sing, the dog just farted THE POEM HAS ENDED! GO HOME! IF YOU ARE, GO AWAY! thankyou The end is not near So many words - so little time the wicked sky shrouded this space in snow as the Zarragosa torpedoes hoved into view The Captain sat and ate his stew sail away to white shores and beyond... ...the greenest land... ...under a swift sunset sky. While I help to create the world's longest poem Whilst I enjoy an enormous Shephards pie made from the finest yorkshire sheep herders YoU rOcK mY fAcE oFf! cried the little doggie as he winced blue & purple on you Today i saw you in a different light and the duck quacked and there was much rejoycing!! how much more do we have to listen to This poem on sale at ebay - hurry stocks low! Last night I dreamed that my hand had been severed at the wr ...ist, and I didn't care! With my love for Nature we are better off as friends. six simple words. once upon a time... lets re-start the whole thing!! Damn, I would really love some cheese curds God, you're all a bunch of nerds I want to have sex with a lemon For i only miss you between heartbeats They killed Kenny! You bastards!!! I'm not dead, I'm just takin a break And so my heart broke from its frozen state her face You showed up with whats-his-face and his whatcha-callit too and so the monkey ate the bannana a gentle sigh caressing his lips as he plunged the needle in should quiet fall i shall be loud Saskatchewan is flat and where I live In Canada ink freezes in the pens Thanks to a Phoenix that brought Matt and I together Feb 14 So I guess we're not really finished - I hope we'll never be you all are just pawns in my game of self improvement. living a lie can only be denied as long as you live it well leave it 2 me 2 watch as you fall. leave it 2 me 2 do nothing at all. "Dude, you coughed up on my foot", said the popinjay. when the red red robin came bob bob bobin along shoot the bastard oh sweet yet sorrow morrow of the days I bought a monkey said the blind man peeing in the wind How's your mom? We went out. I am flaming mass of pudding I am pudding flambe Tapioca, chocolate, vanilla, and pistachio I am the pudding of the world (ha ha) Call the Fire Brigade!!!! Now where do I get this luscious pudding? I have got a secret for you Swiss-miss and Jell-o They make the pudding They make the pudding of the world. Scotch Mist you mean You poor thing - your typing finger is stuck, but never mind for love is blind - you poor demented smuck I C U R I C U B I C U R 2 Y'S 4 ME send them down, send them ALL down The Popinjoy then killed the evil clown and when they came, i had gone But don't be worried my little pawn This game of chess will not last long There has never been an ugly blue I like red, I like red, some like it hot, but I like it red the silvery moon burst into a knife thrust of sickening colo But, his mother just would not have approved but the cheese still remains strong and then the mad donkey ran accorss the white Lawn Jesus Wept Or did he? I see red, I see red, I see red THE OCEAN WAVES AND THE EARTH PEOPLES and the gay man jabbed into the moon Moaning to a dream in the passenger seat, lemons were left we came, we saw, we did, we died. life. This is the thought I thought I'd lost, Until the day it came to cross. One in a million...perfect and amazing. Mr. Funnypants? Are you in there? I hate people who use : ) EMOTICONS. : ) ; ) : ) ; ) : ) ; ) who's shaking it now, grandmama? said the cyclest to snowball "there is nothing left to say" as honest as a minister at a funeral botoz to you then waht the fudge is botoz u freak i found the thought you thought you lost or so i thought i'll give you my shoe and tell you a story ...the story started ,"the duck was yellow and..." every moon is a memory We thought you was a toad !?! every memory the sun That got squashed on the road the sun is a star on Hollywood boulevard (silent d to rhyme) They harked SHHHEEEEEAAAARRREEEERRRR shearer, shearer. But then I realised, they meant She Ra, princess of power actually Vera, Vera what has become of you nothin it was a dark and stormy night nothin Never Heard of it, Janet!! Who's your girlfriend, Super L! But ignore the above: for what comes next is true. LINDSAY WAS MY FIRST LOVE, SHE WAS IN MY CLASS As I dance I sigh a heavy sigh, there is noone to dance with apart from that smelly guy called smith giant spiralling question marks jump through hoops Glistening green drops of dew drizzled suggestively off her torquiose scaled merbitch tail as she flicked at her peach coloured shell shethed bosoms to arouse her nipples And Larsson hit the onion bag from all of 30 yds I ma secretly in love with an angel Yes Henrik the Angel of Parkhead I miss my Will,I have no will,Come my love, will you Will? she knelt and quick as a flash i stuck it up her ass And Liam Miller said Thank you Alex You want to walk a mile in my shoes, me old son from what happened last time, he truly learnt One with no shoes is unhappy until one sees one with no feet A little diddy 'bout Jack and Diane, 2 American kids Miss America, I'm here... and alas, my woe parts, thy bosom Adam sucks my ass Thy turban, turban!, imparteth unto my nostalgic sentiment hay i am a cow today Whilst Jane tattooed her body with a thousand words but I thought you meant a hamguin? is it free? OR FOR NO CHARGE Dookie perfect, well not entirely perfect But life is full of twist & turns - I guess we'll wait & see Granny Smiths are much nicer gently raging, ageing and plagerising I DON'T BELIEVE IT! a lifetime of writing was taking it's toll I have no cat, I'm like a dog, where are you Kat ? Kat is Capitalism... the root of all evil And Jonny and his threesomes played a storming set! Finishing with the hit Mad Woman Margaret with the most mental daughters in all the land They travel far, they travel near both of them are fond of the beer And the Popinjoy, once again did appear behind the bike sheds where the girls all play With his big red kidney bean wiper and his balls the size a3 and then he decided to do some bag work oH oH Diane I fell for Christina on the road to Liverpool she picked me up and dusted me off she leaned over and tossed him off Then she gave me a bang on the ear Chicken on a wild wire with green hands, and everyone in harpenden started to cheer you´re so disco its hurts rock´n´roll and disco in a sweet combination Saskia Saskia Saskia Saskia Saskia Saskia Saskia Saskia Sa.. SASKIA!!! love from matt y is this stupid thing still going??!!!! I don't know I'm a poet... and i didn't realise!!! Retarded children of the world will stand united under God sing hallelujah you silly sod will you be my excaliber, sy you will I throw rocks at retarded kids and it makes me feel better will you be my excaliber, say you will shamon mary is a legend what a sham i'm still just a rat in a cage i walk with an alcoholic swagger and a big bag of smoke to adpt to the anarchy, dats da antidote the day is new, the hour is fresh, love is sweet in a sky of ink and diamond stars red headed jennifer flew to mars and though she was quick, small as a mite she failed to fly as high as a kite....PLOP joe is oh so loco has anyone seen my cat and then Pam kissed me. It was divine. Our tongues and kisses flowed like wine in vino veritas and the moon will shine Blitzt's z Züri? im momänt scho! Aght mein leibschein! MATT!! love from Saskia!!! n its still goin on cuz im COOL!! cool... saskia... saskia... cool... Yeh! Cool as COLD GRAVY :D lol cool...matt...cool...matt..cool :D were so cool:D hey! dont cheek cold gravy Back to the poem guys! Chat lines on the other channels shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's ohh soo QUIET shhhh shhh how long is any other poem? we musta dun it by now?!?! then i go get some pops And the band played a polka with dots and everything headshot the haxor. headshot the nub. rub a dub dub three men in a tub headshot the lamer with a toaster in his tub! That will teach him I must insist you stop yanking my crank The flower moved, peacefully, gracefully, full of peace and All its petals fell off The sound of silence drippeth from yonder window pane have one for the road. Here's mud in your eye! Then we dual 'til one should die as i eat my young like the rat i am i smell my blood Thrust harder cried the women on her back, while rubbing her clit front and back neurons fire like trees perspire though shalt not eat thine own boogers Poop on Wednsday is not sin only if its in a bin is it a sin C: Dos, C:Dos Run, Run Dos Run! And Dos did spin on dew of spiders web but only faintly so I said, " I'm too insane for all this sanity" at night, alone, I think what if.... can you feel the "uugghh" of my pelvis ? i stunk real bad We've got to save the school from an unseen horror farts? botoz? You'd look more attractive with two live ducks on your head. For love is undying and i will love you forever i think wee should see other people enil ru hsilbup 2 dns no kilc sretcarahc 06 xam .ylno enil 1 the desk reflected her bosom Daniel is a one-eyed Vietnam veteran it was made out of plastic coca cola is not for rocka anda rolla You see, said he, I fear I am on dope. and so i ate him. so what? eat me... can't you see that my tie's too wide? no one sees the incongruity! ...so I said to her "Screw you. I dont need you!" and I left if a penis had wings would ducks still fart? The pretentiousness only surpassed by this poem. I was a poet and didn't know it.... at the time Hambone, Hambone, have you heard? Mekka, lekka, hiney ho ho ho Erica Loves Will. her current shined electric she drank the vodka from her lisp worship power from your tongue and I will not live in fear, or fear living in itself An bhuil tú go maith? And he asked me in a whisper, Do you have any sisters? Good God almighty says I to him What sort of a man do you think I am, I've only one She's not your type She wouldn't dance the reel in the flickering light A ninja princess, she put up a great fight. A champion jelly wrestler sure to delight Angus was his name as he stood close to the flames and got burnt iN THE GOOLIES COS HE WAS WEARING A KILT The Finance Director said you could grow tomatoes in here and he was rong A mother told her son You could grow potatoes in them ears Tomatoes, Potatoes, Potaitas, Tomaitas, Yeah Whatever!! if u do grow them in ur ears, DON'T eat them, or do, wateva! melancholy nights and plastered smile days old men and moldy chairs fill my head with strange thoughts and unfamiliar ways yet amid the bleak haze, i find you. Click back lightning track soldier cracks the moon touch me there and i shall quiver And no one knew about my baggy sweater thing And bigmouth strikes again have a good night to tooth my paste in a human face Yet the boy had a thorn in his side ow Said Liam Millar When Alex straddled him Nobody knows im stoned nobody knows im stoned Yet everyone must get stoned Fire when Gordon's in range Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body He's RUNNOFT ! they're trying to flush you out Impetuous boy. Anyway, who wants to live forever ? Oh Fuck Ami Obak! well done well done carry on as you were I believe Elvis lives Today is a New Day Elvis RUNNOFT He's done the highland fling! When you stand up for truth, you cannot lie! Fill my bath with soggy weetabix baby...ooh yeah and so they all slept forever! will you ever, ever will you the man with the cyanide smile had teeth as white as snow Adam Bleakley bums dogs Everythin below is a lie johnny ashton cant bum anything Need a good website? www.adambleakleyanimalporn.com/dogs everything below is a lie jonny ashton has a big cock jonny ashton has a penis jonny fancy's girls Adam uses his ping pong bats to spank Rob the lying ends here jonny ashtons penis is noy circumcised jonny uses his spikes to giv women orgasms my names is jonny ashton and i think mrs wood is so fit What good is a firm ripe apple when its inside is corroded I love you Jonny, from Mrs Wood corroded by its own poisonous seeds that only give comfort to the worms and filth Nothing wrong with jonny's seed Apart from the fact he is a jaffa Got my spine I've got my Orange Crush Its the end of the world as we know it Call me when you try to wake her up She will say wake me up before you Go Go In a Careless Whisper last Christmas there was mistle toe and wine You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot Things are'nt as bad as they really are. any idiot could do this work Will young is crap the management of the accounts is run by morons slap heads always gain kudos for doing nothing the penguin and the giraffe combined will create? Passionate eagle-eyed cherry kingfisher love man BUT NO BUT NO BUT NO HE IS 6 FT OK Yes Alex a big man you are indeed said Liam Miller And thats just your big wap alex Did you have a good half day janet? Liam wrote that woe to the soul who cannot feel pity yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but shut up I want that one Yeah I know our idols are marie celestes and hindenburgs OK OK this is just NOT working. Let's start again oh my gosh, i am such a stupid ho Mais ou est alle mon haricot vert? The silver-dewed frost wafted on, unpreturbed. but then i woke up fuck you asshole The silver-dewed frost wafted on, unpreturbed. For tepid be the waters of chastity... Yet warm be the uncertainties of LOVE check my invincible, poem typin slef shamone!!!!! I'm a sexy little otter, my name is Joey Ramone! if only life was this good all the time But if it was this good would we still have to rhyme? I'll miss you until I see you again. You are with me. and then little miss muffet got paid for gettin laid I canny find me shoes I canny find me lurvely purple shoes you give the creeps to crusty little birds nay and I say it again, nay roses r red gras is green i luv u legs n the fings in betwen Racecar spelled backwards is indeed still Racecar enough of this - lets all race to the bar and crying, crying into the green screens of sonar to live freely is to be naked yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but shut up And yet, he hath said, let there be more- but not too much For too much nothing is all but everything to a fool... twos a winters morn that she wore blue draws i LIKE grape juice but only with a frail old moose i left one and fell in love with another....dentist must be something to do with their white coats and the way they ask me for suction this job does it for me...and their accents i was lost but now im found and i am found by a lost person God doesnt care if you say GODAMNSHITMOTHERFUCKERSHITGODAMN he wants your heart. you already have his Why is it so hard to be loved by perfection? feel free to try prayer life- God's extravagant plan to get us to talk to Him (pal) i love Jesus, go to church and drink whisky with Jesus the end. Altius et Latius I do not know what is to come, but all of ye be forewarned. The day will come soon my dear, in gold we'll be adorned. right now this is the seventy-third page of poetry. with so many different words it looks just like debris, trees's gently swaying in the breeze remind me of you i tighten my belt yet you still slip inside or even a portion of the Adriatic Sea god is an architect creating all that kills and rapes, damning the fags to hell. her own children And I was like, "Good gracious, ass-a bodacious" i am so incredibly turned on by my girlfriend. may her flesh rot in hell let there be rock a giant ghastly monster fart if only I were a ninja, then I could eat a ton of hot dogs sliding down the throat of an enormous rat which brings me great enjoyment then the popinjoy arose like a phoenix from the ash And Stephon will deck the rafters of Madison Square Garden And then, Richard said to the Pope: And then, Richard said to the Pope: Pope, why how you doin? Pope said "I be floatin' and flying" The popinjoy will become a wonderful mother Save me! cried the Pope to the cat only if her womb is ready does it even matter? but of course came the reply. of course pigs can fly! and kittens can talk "Yeah..." said the kitten, ".. and you're fat! and the popinjoy's miraculous comeback was thwarted! though the pig was terribly warted he still managed to sweet talk is way to some ranch sauce You shouldn't clean "down there" with gum floss said jesus to the wise men The pope turned his head and said, flee diddle dee come now, purple sparkly jesus! And so it would appear, The colour most adored by nutters is PURPLE Thou shalt writhe, purple-hewed maltworm! You see, prple is the colour of RANDOM Bombs were dropped at random... Argh, Random has been destroyed! A rose is too sweet, let me chop off your feet Look up at the stars to see purple guitars Chasing the dragon and pantaloons with stars on oh, for a barrel! ...that I may roll it out but, you know, there's nothing better than a nice cup of tea wild, i have found the tales of my fathers and sons i would feel nothing anymore if we kissed, a huge bruise Is the world not a sadder place for the loss of hatred? the wispy tendrils of a love lost, wave around my heart he wondered, Has this really a sense ? And all the days shall merge as one, love eternal. and looking up into the crimson sky...I think of Jonas And lo, the life lives on, forever my love! forever! Get up, a get get get down 911 is a joke in yo town ..forever is never acid again, acid again, never acid again, For I sit upon my cloud and think of killing the daisies whats your excuse knob? Life is an std which is invariably fatal licking the wounds, kissing the bruises inside of you the firebird runs swiftly on the wire And I sweated, he grimaced, I cried and so commented the giraffe to the sqwark Tears reflecting giraffe jugulars impaled the dirty soil 3 LINES ON HIS SHIRT! *LIONS! as deers do The wind did flourish sparkly snowflakes 'round and all will point and stare the goose who's loose about this hoose.... at the goose who's loose about this hoose.... ooh croissant ooooh oooh be excellent to each other and party on dudes!! tengo que mejorar mi inglés cunt shit mother fucker penis And my heart will always long for that one! the little brown cornflake Why? My dog was never my best friend although he did lick my face Saskia's Cool!!! and cold gravy is yummy!!! You lick the cold, soft marshmellow teeth of the alligator my love is denied so I watch the sunset alone have i become a love hater? let us dance to the dial tone they call him a pirate 'cause he has a peg leg but he will be my baby daddy some day i like mittens and small kittens STFU if you were a hot dog would you eat yourself? Double posters are teh sux And double with two tea cups Where dost my poptart go? You can have your baby when you put my foot behind your head i love you with all my heart, even more so when we're apart, underneath it all lies the sly ghost of imperfection anal sex is messy i love you use protection how genious was that last line by the way, marks out of 10? The cat sat on the Mat "Look over there!" and the dish ran away with the spoon. life is one big party, dance like never before what would jesus do...for a klondike bar? And 'tis not yet the end Neither is this forever and ever this poem is long Pökarekare ana, ngä wai o Waiapu, Whiti atu koe hine marino Today is the day I will stop masturbating. I need to improv e myslef. No more masturbation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *myself She paused to fully take in the impact of his meaning Noel Murphy is a cunt which is an affront I would give my right hand to be ambidextrous Sorry to be blunt I have given my right hand to your mums sweaty, scabrous box The 2 princess Auroras & princess belle went to the ball gimme gimme gimme fried chicken! the sea monkey stole my money a man after midnight he was my summer, slowly winter came. Slipping away over ice made of tears he may be wonky, but he's still my baby and threw it on the floor when funds are low and debts are high, you want to smile but with gratitude he offered him some dope and goose chunks filled the skies yes methinks adding lines is still a possibility snowy My favourite character in friends in Joey glasper is a gimp for alas I was young and I needed the cash and Faeries danced in glades so green Cheese! Cheese! It's all made of cheese! And quickly he was down the rope Forever lost, forever more (or less) for the gay vickers wife is worth a grope! women, women....all snakes with legs, one bite of the apple is all it took, The clones of Newark danced in the streets, ickety slippet smashed on a round rock, juicy juice juice or don't, and see if I care! he is no dog he's a dolpihin The azure skies of blue... they make me melancholy. Dang! It's true. coffee is good, coffee is yummy, i love coffee! Amanda Berg Loves Aaron Moline.. Pray spool me my velcro humperdinck oh flesh smelted teezle! Sweet Amanda Bereft of imagination, all love but no poetry?! It's the wrong trousers Grommit!!!! The Wrong Trousers!!!!!! The day is cold and grey but the diary is bright & exciting. Parity of esteem between the two offices please,upgrade Upgrade Janet!! Upgrade Janet!!! I never wanna manage the accounts of the management in your dreams (wet ones big laddd) I never wanna manage the accounts of the management Lend me some doobs Friends Romans Countrymen Lend me some doobs The junction for 1 pint and a piss Up The Tatts Noel Murphy is a Cunt ARSE Any idiot can this job even that cunt Noel Murphy The Land of Women I have time and again found, and in an abundance of breasts, drowned hark! hark! here me roar as I am an infidel yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ...And on her grave these words were scrawled: i'm sorry, you all knew i was ill though ...face it it's crap without me With each day a new bird cunt and selina clayton of chandlers ford, cried out i am bored so i'll eat some munt my farts smell like atkins pancake batter, but better I went to shit and the hogs ate me. pope you need some soap As the cars go by, I just break down and cry moon goon spoon tune loon "You know you want to hit this" says the Platypus I ran around naked to see if they made fun of us Your act so fly when your so-called hunny walks by that you trip and fall on your face, into a cowpie whatever happened to the popinjoy? poop poop poopy poop poop poopy poopy POOP tongue scratch a puppy this world is wrong and i don't know how to fix it but popinjoy can roll and rix it when i think about you I touch myself I touch it softly, softly and the world falls away And so, as it were, she slowly caressed her saturated vagina breaking for the titalation of a swollen cock, she sighs. with a bag of mini-kisses i stole from the refrigerator moss hanging from branches spidery, fragile i never knew until yesterday the purple void scared me Everyone should be a little more like me. Oh how the PFB does fret to see her fish caught in a net drowning, breathing, flying, dying im bored....someone write something back add meee Burton_babe792@hotmail.com speak only well of people and you need never whisper for if you are foul, they will swiftly kick your ass A painful arse is always a bad thing Never go to Texas, never go to Texas all coming back to me said the blind man peeing in the wind I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN Boobies are nice to squeeze and love drink Jones Soda, they said to me, yum I replied back it's not my fault a brain I lack, Or how i'm stuck with a popinjay in a shitty shack Or reading poems that have gone to shat Singing sweet nothings, I turn back I cry and I scream and I beg... This is all about love death food sex but does anybody ever wonders about the popinjay Is the popinjay full of joy? I laugh with the eyes of the tiger in the treetop but when a man loves a woman all is lost and the pain is too much of a cost why did i have to fall into the pile of poo she says! when filled with emotions, im faced with regret with my hands around your throat, i think i hate you but he dreamt of being naked in Delia Smith's garden to die in love, is to not die at all but to love death is just plain wrong It's too late for I'm sorry broken and bruised i run to you to men my heart and I sit, breathless, by the light of the moon there is no joy you cannot attrition Lured by the lushness of the country Eating too many monkeys was my problem [blank space] they were to hairy, mary was the biggest im a mutha f****in G.I.M.P They will never love me as much as I do them. It's a dream beat the life out of a stupid mexican Yet I continue to dream, to ponder, will it be so? Suddenly the cops pulled up outside the conman's house And I promise that you will be there or maybe just a goat when the heart broke, the tears flowed and the blood spilled AAGH! A MOTH! DON'T LET IT FLAP AT ME! The shark circles below; it's worse than the coming attack I shrugged. "But what can you say?" He sighed. "Alas." I know someone called Saskia but it can't be the same person Can WHHHHOOOPing cough give you writers block? WHHHOOP! WHHHOOP! And there it is. Rhythm is a dancer "I found my G-spot today" she moaned in ecstatic remembrance boomba and baa baa went into town What About Monkeys? What About Cake? What About Goose Loose? She Shunned Me! And Then She Pooed On Me! Oh Cleeeeemeeentiiiine! Wild times in Hove... Fish Heads and Shopping Trolleys... Oh Nana Lazarou, was Nana Rickman silly feeding Fabio pasta? WOO IT IS I TRISSYTRAM GARDINER!!! I returned my tray table to its upright and locked position. on tuesday afternoons when I become female Everybody Wang Chung tonight. I'm like ABC Vodka; You can taste the savings I'm addicted to espresso; I can't fight the cravings Let me just say that you look amazing dream big Can't do it...don't know ya Never was there such a thing as space for only ants the soup was delicious, but my heart was in the wrong place Through the blood and the pain I cry myself to sleep again she has a special genius for the spectacularly inappropriate I like when joy is blue, and try to forget Have you experienced the wonder of my horn? lets get in form and create a huge storm have u been afraid of wild gay porn? I've worked all night and now it is morning, why can't i stop always yawning I slipped myself some roofies and woke up with a bloody hand Mennonite beast, why are you so honeylicious? Loathe thee? lucious breast, cheesy with denial, shall I endulge? John Ritter, why are you so dead? You never made me laugh - and we knew that this was the way our world would end but alas in each ending there is a groundhog of hope will he see the shadow of pending litigants, or will he rot like the rotting corpse of burger baron Dave Thomas pity, pity, soiled britches and cad fish are but a memory Mitchell feels the cold, wet hand of grandma in her teddy don't smoke dope eat weed and fly there's been times when I wished I could but the wax was never dry I could not kill - not even a fly blah life is so boring - it really got me snoring How many times can you look at the sun before it dies 10 times then it hurts your eyes Time passes and journeys go on except for me, I am God "Why?" replied the Pope to the popinjay Butterflies, wielding knives, rowing into the dark jewish nazis are the problem lick it like laura every morning i wake up and wish it was tomorrow She hath cryed blooded tears ofte thy lunacy Psychedelic Black blinded her mortal mind And it raided like hoofs crushing a leaf into dust yet we danced for as long as 20 seconds thrice fold...gate joy of the green know only to them with a leg......tadpole ellie poppinWHAT? lives at 16 aber road, baybee! Bless your heart, those eggs are gonna be the end of you. big dogs cock in daves mum the neighbourhood children were cruel They used to call me a fool for Christmas I wanted a muel Mother said No I just did a massive fart Nic+Dave slipped away into darkness with sighs of passion... then came back 3 minutes later. at the end of the day Brian, when all is said and done... nics milkshake is better than yours!!!! Damn right. the trees are green,my eyes are blue, so why do I see red? I throw from fragrant BBG wouldn't it be great if neer were free wouldn't it be great if beer were free I spit liquour from love Fish swam up, dragging a welly-boot up with them BIG FLOOPPy DONKEY DICK!!!! FUCKER! I will never lie to you again rusty razors on wrists, gas ovens, kick the box and hang what do you call cheese that isn't yours? this is the mirror that adelaide broke this is the cat that adelaide ate I put on my little yellow wellies and walked into the puddle this is the cat that stepped through the broken mirror That I had smashed with my father's small paperclip only to find that he was a strange nothing lacking genitals {floating down the street in my bath-tub} as i wiggle my ass i realise how unattractive i am but what about the bunnies? who thinks about them? as i stand here alone a pengiun cackles! saying "LOO ROLL! LOO ROLL! LOO ROLL!" and i wonder what that has to do with anything??? *goes and give penguin loo roll* but it bit off my hand so i roasted it for tea! but a tip for all you eskimos: penguin meat and vanilla fudge DO NOT GO!!!! but i am no eskimo! i was in london zoo! and i got arrested for murdering and framing the penguin they say i cut my own hand off and left me to the rats i am now but a voice in the back of your mind telling you NEVER GIVE A PENGUIN WHAT IT WANTS!!!! Arms to hold me with hands to break my heart flippers and fins that's why sex isn't a sin then i admitted Im gay, i like boys, with mucles espeically daisy chains and silent smiles tinfoil tulips tic tac style And Jon is a lying cheating bastard, she cried! and he is doomed to spend his life truly alone! while his better half becomes famous and rich and laughs and laughs and laughs like a poppinjay and you can never really trust anyone, really, truly do soulmates even exist? no. i was dead but then i came around trust in yourself and live for the moment And yet the popinjay lives on, in all the hearts of the evil the root cause exposed All noses unnosed, Over the moon with her umbrella, smile the world Greatly went I, and the plan unfulred Up, up, and up, until the earth had no meaning Space does that to you, or so it was seeming Twisted cruel laughing little strumpet how long is this *poem* i think i is gonna faint Queafing in that way, you give a whore hope I AM BORED we destroyed the toilet lid by making love on it polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake its poetry time Draco Malfoy RIP, the greatest hamster in the world sitting in my room staring at the wall ´why are you not here -"because i never existed to begin with" she replied softly then dug my hand into my pants and felt nothing but how could I the hamster had bitten off what was there? and so the world crushes the peanut shells Playing harmoniously on my movie screen She died in my heart a sudden sleep, So afraid to move on now, it’s so easy to weep. It’s hard to let go of this feeling so embedded, I believe it’s because, I feel so indebted. JIMBALLz is in the houuuuse! humunumuapawa is the name of the hawaiian state fish The gleaming sun brought about the day's end. with a wisp and a whim, we lose ourselves to him I got a DWB in Carolina The man, he thought he saw a cow today he played blues on the gnus with his cheese between his knee For I, as a popinjay, am popin'fresh, I spread crunchy joy, S T O P !!! I bedded a man who is a cross between Gandalf & a rockstar To which the pope replied: "Dude, you're so fucked." And everyone around me wore purple. Ring a ding ding, two arms in a sling the fight with the mob has ruined everything. sliding by the cesspool and writhering like a weathered man woop woop im crap at writing poems the lunar ball and shinning star are mine A mottled madness of carnal delights but for what purpose do we write? ask not. was all hidden inside the matchbox and you stole my line cunt!! i got socks oh pete the cat your such a little pot bellied monkey For then it became Laundry day And as with each day we fade into night oh, what a perfect day so full of light And as with each day fades into night So full of love, Kelly loves Peter Pan Ellie, Becky and Cina are so cool man! and whatever happened to the blue cat? did it go home to sit on it's mat? my monkey loves me more than cheese And where was the mouse that caught it's eye? the question you have to ask yourself: "is this my salad???" and more importantly why isn't it a beef tomato so poly pop said to sandra what ever am i to do. the lepricorn and the elf are dancing in the loo A kiss that burns deep into her heart And I try to make sense of it all - - But alas who knows the meaning of the ramblings So many empty vessels and so much noise - The madness continues A glimpse of the moon on a clear black night In every brook was an envelope and in every lope there was w What the fuck is that?! Screamed Barbie. I wanted a story that was all of my own My own mini feature with highlights and groans I want to be brave and unique and good looking I want gypsies to make me the bast vegan cooking I want swing through the night round a fire in Quebec I want parties with coke, without feelnig a wreck I wanted a tunnel that goes undert he ocean, its clear glass and heated, and sways with the motion There are pools there and sofas and all tapas dishes, To be served as we lay back and look at the fishes A steam room so big, it craetes its own sky I want cascading sweat til it makes me feel high Give me a massage til I melt to the floor, And pummel my back til I'm screaming for more! Please yoga be taught there especially for me I want Bokrmo to take me high up in a tree. "clean earth,clean earth,clean earth"he cried,"clean earth!" Hence thine thee art thou Who what when why how Rowers do it with oars MKL died for our sins Do you like Steak Diane, Diane ahha, said I, we must go spy,for spying is the fruit of life Verily doth the sentence speak of naught I caught a large fish but it began to rot A fish thine fish, mine fish you're not my rot is thine, and thine is rot and so it lived on; better than it thought But this day will be to an end and the end ends the begining ...of the begining of the end of what has begun at the end. THE END "You've killed so many - please spare my birdie life!" i cried as i realized that the whole world was staring at me With eyes that were the other parts of myself. Bleh! FOUND:sheep belonging to Little Bo Peep OH MY GOD I THINK I'V BROKEN A NAIL!! He was too tired - he went home and had a smoke with reluctant frowns i smile on he eyed me like mints in the lords pain my dna the recipe for god's colonic These are the things that I fall asleep to... and wake, glorious waking. I take to it like hot candy. sadly, the sky is not that color time present and time past And thus Jesus, with his saving grace, hath rebirthed me Why cant we all just get along i thought I want to dance like the boogey man Long shall i wait here,flowers in my hair, love in my heart Howmanylicks does it taketo get to the centerofa tootsie pop and the transfiguration encapuslated the true emancipation vagina fart How do i love thee? let me count the ways I have an invisible friend named Bob. who likes to growl and woof just like a dog ....'and he only had one arm!' ONE BY ONE THE PENGUINS STEAL MY SANITY, CURSE THAT SQUIRREL hello and all this time she had a third nipple Great is the man who can perch on a statue and defecate My sputtering candle cries out for cottage cheese.... and how we all make such fine art together and poetry day hasn't even started yet so this is my part, it may not be great, but it's still art yes humpty dumpty was on the wall but no 1 was quite sure y night was my only companion Dirty, so dirty I wish I was clean Ive tried to make you love me alright now shake it like a polaroid picture damn right its better than yours shall i compare thee to a manta ray? shall i check my email every day Dont worry replied the pope looking very plessed Violet in the rainbow Richard of York Gave Battle in Vain? ROY is dead. haha But could one ever love a blind turnip? For tomorrow is promised to no-one cheesy chips mmm True love is blind, bring forth the pain of deceit The ravenous midgets will sing the praises of springtime. Ah, to be a midget in the springtime! boys stink And sodomy is more than love of pie. How dare you treat your cabbages like that? your mama was an astronaut my momma's too FAT to be an astronaut She ate my cabbage The Skank Me thinks the opposite sex is screwy, but then, I am one. Your mum was a hamster and your dad smelt of elderberries! They are the egg man, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Jesus on your castors, go with the grace of God ! We thought you was a toad surprise bride Britney, she's 'outa' control The not-so-Innocent girl is on a role 'Here be Dragons" he then heard him declare that popinjay with his long golden hair I'm not crazy because I take the right pills every day. but crazy is the name of ula Jay, cried the popemercy to the popin then fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry tis not fixable, tis not, no more, never, naught but alas, no more he breathes and I embrace The Darkness Dragons? I said, surely you drink too much what do you make of these giant teeth then, my sweet? Idiots, all of you! How I despair! Give me back the monkey and the lemon! the validity of our propagation is extrinsint, yo Iambic pentameter? Not for us! two soups and a dried lemon canoe please oh rapture! the young girl cried excitedly and so the monkey wrench twisted clockwise I'm off to Friendster, see you all later. I'm the kinda bitch that you wanna get with. On Thursday, he was murdered by the rope exclusive extraordinaire ! My little pink flusheroo that happened 'cause he dealt with dope Cal is the cutest baby in the world but his uncle is slightly biased the rain it rains and sleets and rains and snows rain turns in to a rubber duckey floting in a ice cube And he cried the whole night through for nothing Am I really crazy? Things are just getting so bloody hazy Alas, the Pope was not in a merciful mood And so I helped the squirrel wash my hair with a pair of bright green knickers that were soaked in mint juice Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. Said the poppinjay to the robin You are to small to ride the waves in, on the incoming tide the robin's song fades as he caresses my velvet skin eat me. The world is a cold hell, but a happy one Fuck it up. Fuck it up so you won't have to try any harder. Fuck me up, fuck me up hard Heaven is great I'm dying to get there & for that we will surely perish as the summer sky has done i don't like fruit except a nice firm pear out of order cried the blue tit mercy, mercy to poor old me~ for I was destined to live alone deep in the sea And so the Juggalos Inherit the Earth ...do you really want to hurt me.....yelled the rebel.... have you seen the verruca on your toe No but I really want to make you cry yelled the profit And killed the iambic meter evermore It was an iambic pentameter. To two soap up a continental slope. To tow soap up a continental slope. I had a dog named Bob, he was murdered by "the Mob" the mob was ran by a guy named ROB ROB had sex with a corn cob in his corn hole next to a mole So was my brother Thompson he had a 12 inch johnson I am as I always will be, I am everybody and every thing. And then he looked upon the child and began to weep without thy love, how might thee cope? y the fuck did u let that dog in with the mob? by shoving a broom up your arse what can i say im beautiful The Pineapples, Sara & Megan, rejoiced as the coconuts died Camila put you sparkly G on u must mean CoCoNuts not coconuts my fair pineapple friend i had a bat named pat she was fat and i fed her to my cat and then i spat at the cat for eating pat the CoCoNuts died a slow horrible painful deth along w/ Mat Anus ohh anus give us some anus for i have sinned RANDOMFULLNESS is MEGAN MACLEOD'S word and SARA HOLSTEIN will try to lie and say it is hers.... but its not megan wins.... not sara megan macleod rules the world kill the CoCoNuts and save the PineApples does the world stop o naccount of happiness ahhhh nahhhhhh does the world stop on account of happiness ahhhh nahhhhhh Let's all go get us some Snapples Megan may rule the world, BUT SARA OWNS THE UNIVERSE! GIANT ORGY TIME!!!!!! Yes! bigg group of ppl with no shoes!! yes yes yes!!! megan rules sara and therefore also rules the universe lol sara pictures- coughchriscough Sara doesnt have a ruler unless that rulers name is Sara... Sara rules and owns... SARA the waves roll away the sadness of my heart... RIP Bob & Pat everyone reading this vote.... whos better sara or megan? megan may u float above heaven on wings like a dove megan sara megan sara megan saa megan sara meganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmegan PINKY is better meganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmegan so this is no longer a poem apple rules pine just a stupid lil fight lets stop all the maddness clasp hands hold on tight ok u want a poem ill give u a poem i paint my toe nails and wonder about your perception of me for the world is spinning Your smile, the one that could undo me...... pat and bob are in heaven and have fun with the dead devin ppl keep winning the world slowly turns... and we are but a portion of it the waves crash upon the sand and wash away your memory and dead are forgiven even it is a hard decision i will love u always... even as u fade with the tide & get lost amongst the tumultuous oscillations of the waves while you yourself fade away i will keep your memory close My heart beats slowly to the rythm of life ill love you forever but miss you never though not for lack of grace and favour cheeses But cuz you shine the lights of your eyes on my soul next you'll be shacking up with llamas The blade arced through the air light scatters behind justice begged a robinred from the judge and one by one they came marching - walking through my mind If thee comes the morow thee will find unhappy the song Alas, my fair popinjay for you shall see no sunset Lest the penguin lose it's icy fishing grounds Said the popinjay, puffing up its fluffy breast majestically Never shall I answer to that name sir. So, with vengence in mind but, compassion at hand i walk alone without my favorite hat what more can be asked of a peasant girl? and we shall go swimming with bow legged women i dance alone in the damp dark highway of my dreams you pulled out the plug while I'm still in bath I am sufaced as the sea is drained I am afloat on the bare ground with legs born tired and heavy they are nothing but a pair of pendulums- the vain clock of lazy mermen Seeing the world, one cache a time I know it's time to stand on my own feet, work hard, no parties, go to church every sunday. i am overwhelmed with ecstasy! ohhhh Phantasmagoria... but no, Father, this wasn't nice of you, you pulled out the plug while I'm still in there! the more i thought about it the more confusing it became, and off we went to see jack white on stage And so they wandered, side by side There is something wrong with this pork dear The moon is made of cheese And be it as it may, Death will come your way And all did unto others as they hoped to be done unto in bed, you paid me half a crown, for that you just get head but is that fair said mary jayne? Most beautiful girl in the whole wide world May I say your bottom is very nice with rapier in hand he smote his foes I am he, as you are he, and we are all together, And then the rain fell and the streets became like glass and far away, the moon still glows In the sanctity of the night, a ferrari roared into life your staff is pointing to my crevice of hope i said will you risk your wife But the popinjay just laughed and smoked dope do you ever dream of pie in the dark midnight sky i cried AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Behind closed doors the lonely cry and watched the mango's fly by Health and Safety has important guidelines In front of crowds the bold laugh vikki fancies orlando i knew this when i was likkle EAT ME NOW YOU EVIL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did not sell you the sub standard dope t'is true, a wee nip of brew I did share people of the world hhhhheeeeeeeeeellllllllloooooooooo do what works do what matters one tree=1000 matches. one match=burn 1000 trees you either get it or you don't Alas alack oh woe is me the pope has took our scones for tea manchester united are despised I have found your marmalade, we are jammin' ! Ahoy! My merkin's gone afloat! i should be so lucky, lucky luck lucky an onion said the chicken to the goat Quick get the boys launched in the boat it's a crazy situation, you always keep me waiting, as though it's only make believe... twin lips suck'd breath from life and death reveal'd rodney dog is such a very brown dog And now the pope a buddhist has become okay, said the Pope to the Popinjay Thank God there comes our dealer with the dope The owl flew swiftly past the midnight moon As Calais' warm lights floated into vision,the Pope said I'll stick this poem up where the sun don't shine But the fishy favoured cola turned blue I get knocked down, but I got up again For all ours sins The priest paced the room like an agitated crow if only to see the end of this poem For all our sins, this be us, sprawling on our pins And the wind began to howl.... Boom, it went, like the Guns of the Navarone and then chopped a leg off an innocent sow For the kookaburra said it not I a misfit badger and his lapdog toad Alas I am a Nigel - I need post -send poetry please: Nigel, 3 Fountains Close, Brighton, BN1 7BR my sock spreads wrath upon all without a corn field The bell, it tolleth only for me The bell, it tolleth only for me. But hark, the sun, it riseth in the east Do not judge me only by my past sins Life is life, life is death, death is rot as rot is to robin and for me does the bell toll the bell doth toll, again, again... Look to the future and hope the end is nigh for this poem and i said to the birds... I LOVE LEEEEEEEEEEE THE END IS COMING March on with eyes wide open remembering 2 hide the twiglets is it the longest poem et. i questioned...again...again *yet i caught a cryting train to the heart of the matter She turned and yelled to the sky: "I am high, I am high" AND HE ASKED, IS THE POPE A CATHOLIC? The answer to depression is fine Merlot the time has come the walrus cried to talk of many things of 'blablablablabla' and cabbages and kings if the sea is boiling hot and whether fish have wings **** Though thousand reasons rose to stop the show yeti, dodo, chocolate muffins all dead but where's the care the popinjay cries mercy.... again... answer it goddammit!! Take your hand off the enter button - it's starting to wear. Ah! My leg is on fire, you bitch! Ayiyiyiyiyiyiyiyaaaaaaaaalllllllrightythen i see in my heart the world around me and realise it has as many branches as "the yupas tree" The TV died and all speech was free. Or so he thought. whatever you do, don't look down The myth and humour of liquorice all sorts where do the swallows go during the night? rodney dog is such a very brown dog "Take me to your leader", said the great Marvin "You really think that alb goes with that cope?!" as he knelt before the altar Like a drug dealer who could not deal with drugs And if you want I'll sing you a lullaby shutup cried to pope to the popinjay I became addicted The priest whipped it out and said didn'e i see you in a gay club in Malta? the priest whipped it out and said didn'e i see you in a gay club in Malta? the world is round, like my arse the library book is due today Let us be lovers and we can elope And so the winds blew for the rest of time St. Lucy's act of moritifcation set us free it's my own shit with which I cannot cope YOU SAD BUNCH OF TWATS FOR RUINING SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THING put your horlicks down Homoeroticism is great fun and then the lowley snake writhed to dust because his new life had gne to rust M J Wears White To Blend In At Weddings carrion in your heart This cold and snowy winter's day... ...has still some beauty, must I say. It's scilent, soft - and I feel free... ...will you come out and play with me...? may your day be blessed by chocolate as the bright sun rose, the raindrops did fall Reflect upon the failings in your life the gingerbread man did it , i saw him To fool reality one lies in truth, said the farmer to the sheep said George who silences his fears at night, afraid of logic, reason, fear itself, can anybody hear my cry for help? Shepards look out over they're flock with pride The lighs then died and there were no frikking stars Begone you fool, I think I am a pear Meet me in the rose bush today, my love My camel is faster my lovely tigger is a wonder wife In o let le lu, in o let Hal Wi and with alacrity and alarm we said goodnight unto the sun and homeward bound we began to run He heard a "Baa" as the sheep rubbed his thigh followed by the farmer with his gun He heard a "Baa" as the sheep rubbed his thigh as elusive as a chased shadow worship me for sensuality he said 'Is that Sam'? the sheep replied 'No, It's I' I am your sheep and your best friend not I said the fly even tho you drive me round the bend rest assured, this manifesto is mine! And we wonder what the animals think of us i love u, i love u, i love u.......ps i love u the lonely boy sat at his desk and wept my eye is small and i cannot read mine soulmate I've found, yet lost thru no fault of thine so then thererfore listen must I indeed and somewhere in the darkness a dog barked And so he left the bath for warmer climes get your hand from my skirt and let the pig back in the shed To the song of the world that is passing through me. and suitably, thus left the evil spurned Loins from which the foulest juices purged forthwith cheese is fun I feel crushed and have lost all hope, And I wept for SPAM reached me even here Bob Bobbeti Bob Bobby Bobbeti it is raining oh yes it is raining got out of bed on the wrong side today and indeed the pope's solids came to pass he cried as his beak filled with blood grey, sad and dull like a lost rhino in a dry season Alas, my tongue is frozen in seaweed. Aghast! I find myself amidst chaos, "An elephant!" The man exclaimed. 'Twas not the girl who once was blamed for the crimson cheek'd fop, lost was all hope. but the man who was born to die in shame 'Twas an Elizabethan nipple twister's shame and a roasted ardvark who bore the name of scarlet whores playing their deadly game of tag in the sandbanks by the sea the mountainous seas have caused me to sneeze there's always one in the group who crosses the line but wherein shall we find the time of day? painful morning, eating lunch, then sweet sweet sleep It seems I've lost my soap-on-a-rope, who? what? why? .... pretentious Ha Ha Ha Ha declared the evil pope the rain beats still, hard upon the barren land Drowning in a sea of aspirin and canaston I ponder The hopefuls' queue was short when I got there. what life is like beyond the great blue yonder This rythmic scheme is tough for many folk A popinjay's a person not a bird Ten syllables, now come on, it's not hard Old Shakespeare did it often and quite well Iambic pentameter you tossers But Benrik got their metering all wrong. no smoking in the auditorium "A good analogy is like a diagonal frog," exclaimed the rusty Yuletide log; A gurl whose lips curl like Elvis when she cums wonders me who will ever read this nonsense Once again I was the only left on a globe of pairs... Thank you for my stash of dope For if thou is not beautiful, I see nothing but contempt Death becomes ashes, upwards rising Will this sorth of thing really change your life? while thirty seven walruses sang for we are all pathetic and bored Beelzebub ate my dog Dismembered tentacles clung to the papal ring is fashion the political concern? All of my life the doors have been closed, all of my dreams, This day has come, I'm filled with hope and the fish danced naked in the moonlight A love thats lost is a blessing of sorts for it makes strong a wish to you my friends of love everlasting said the shrimping pimp att he corner We should have warned her Are you there now? A follicle a day cleared means blading in a matter of years Like the frenzied egging of a fantasy cake, I'm whipped like a solider for you, Bouncing on bread sticks for firmer, wheat free thighs, I'm yolk bound for so many reasons. Freedom my good friend is lifes only joy If up I was stuck, then down pasta falls To be clung to when cooked only half, Elestas evidence to haul up me and in Only caught out for courting, means treason. i only ask i do not enter sin And 'Merci!' - the pope the popinjay swiftly smote Alas that specimin was mullderline The sins of early mornings and late nights ergo, concordantly, vis a vis alas the belly of the beast hath me! As the magpie flew off with his wig smother your seeds of doubt with ddt, said he I sampled the air, twas as fresh as her face I find you cruel and think I'll have you shot 'Eat my jam you hairy little monkey' The unhappy popinjay quietly wept The popinjay ascended to Valhalla and the green tinge of the moon shall twinkle where oil lies on the ground like dead rainbows I sing a song of sixpence, my rye is in my pocket And so. The sun set on Hull town again. I don't care for muffins and yetis and dodos But they have hijacked my beautiful poem Forsooth, the weeble did vanquish my aunt Monkeys are for life not just for christmas like an umbrella in the wind THOU HAST NOT SEEN SUCH BEAUTY IN HER EYES Heaven forbid this egg should cease to be shall i send this poem to a world where feathers keep fall? They said it would change my life, they lied and today is the day of sacrifice A blue banana and a pair of pears my fantasi:an(onymous)b&b.a singlbed+u,w/wethair.all-red(y?) the blue hoob drummer banged his tiny drum then " tuddelidu" shouted the Popinjoy, and dissappeared with sticky, jammy fingers I couldna the fiddle no! don't follow the randy biscuit man! With gleeful smile he raised the gun and fired Beware the light, it hides more than it shows Lest twenty shining angels descend upon her knitting With badgers leaping and otters in tears This is how it came to be so broken ti-dum ti-dum ti-dum ti-dum ti-dum you dont want to be having sex in the back of his van!! Do you really want some water, said he and with that he shoved it up his arse and pretty maids all in a row no he cried for only the best pork chop in the land will do u aint seen nothing yet baby BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM .....MORNING MOTHER i must go get my umbrella la la la la la should not attempt to walk alone at night, for dangers lurks My snap is the snappest snap, and the best husband in the wo behold the azure mastications of her wrath dangers more dangerous than any danger before i tell you "Oh, let's to bed," the cardinals replied. And as he shot his love muck I swallowed squinting But hark, I hear a lone pigeon's cry won't you dangle in my dreams of leather but prey who shall care for the geese? said Cyril If I knew then what I know now I would've known better mine was as far as those who could not speak a word of sense and off they did go, to read the longest poem which began.. With a taco in his hand, and his feet in the sand. oh my, i have big hair today, oh my! Mustard, yes we shall treat your gash with mustard ..."what is to become of the popinjoy".... Mark Gilbert awoke again with yet another hangover and as life became of great unimportance... My mum is at the chapel gates in hope alas drinking in Bahrain was what the doctor ordered He decided to write the longest poem but simon wasn`t ready for another drink it seemed live life with lots of sex,drugs and rock n`roll mutha fucka It hadn't been timetabled with thinking My pointless plotting flew away today the aircraft couldn`t taxi with the vomit king a spewing 'Twas wet and the trees dripped dankly ... because "PETITS GARS" is a self destructive french lover And the flowers drooped My Spring day in a bitter Winter's sleep And the evergreens swayed in the wind Our love will last till the end of our lives A night in Basra calling, not a chance the chancer chanced For when a square is a square it is no longer a circle The fish swam in the water and then it popped out Lion Mary Eve and Kitten who are you? And when the day dawned in the morning light The wind blew a tree down, crashing in the woods A bear screamed, frighted by the enormous bang our snowman has melted, just his cap remains back they went a drinking, to the place they with lots of And he ran, shaking, to the cave to hide "You will die reads your horoscope" Elliot returns with a voice that strains to speak And soon the room was full of joy and pain Since reading, the book library has become very popular He crawled across the floor and hid behind a rock. Oblivious to all of this, I snuggled in my bed, safe. brothels ......no gain just let your bum drain "gosh look how sunny it is Sonny" said Cher hark! I smell a paper mill to the east! and from the east the smell did pierce the air but we are just shadows of the deceased anyone for tennis? called the bishop a fickle mistress is my lack of hair Hold Me! 98, 99, 100 ready or not here i Come...BANG! he was dead i couldnt find it, where did it go?? like you'll never let me go Child, eat not of the radium poppies If you look closely ou will see all is not well at the mill the frogs go marching quickly through the door The tall man turned towards the door, and with a wry smile so yonder unto swishing tail and pinkie rings uh i can smell you all from here so he flipped it over and did his business up the wrong'un Our morals are inconvemient lies Looking to the heavens for clarity ... because "PETITS GARS" needs to stop illegal bad dreams he was local but his feet were made of china Quick, Quick, in here, no-one will know if we come fellow, come suckle ooh, they're so juicy, so sweet, so try some "do I look like I'm joking" said the clown Behold, they encroach with purposeful wrath to the bishops gathered around a pole I Keep my dead mother in the cupboard she bloody stinks she said i am warm thank you please To show forgiveness is to show weakness 'Tis me,' Tis I , I am that popinjay wat u doin'? Go to the tallest trees they speak in tongues "PETIT GARS" is a deadman ! Running in fear of the hedgehog's ladle i've been prancing around, in my high heels is my life worthless without thy love As, with raised tail, he pooped upon his cloak And, as before, it all seemed changed... In the middle of the night, with a spoon collapsing into these moments with u, i am in love I fear the morning was not fresh that day Hanging upside down on the edge of life And yet the dew fell so soft Upon the slippery ledge above the dizzying heights today alex saw a teacher starkers "Fear you not!" cried the Popinjay and that was that. only those that saw it would ever believe it I wish I'd kept the one that got away I was only caught smoking a little dope That, which human eyes should not see, the cruel popinjay sun shone down on my beautiful skoda selling souls to the devil, said he Oh when once I was young and trouble free "Wash your hands after going to the toilet", sayth Paula homoeroticism is great fun said Alex The Stollen looked fairly dicey. 'I am beautiful - but damned.' She said with a sigh. The daffodills are fresh but pricey Holding me an inch away, make it saft and narrow with small wings like a dove, i cast my eyes to above for he gives a better price than God I've no idea what Popinjay can mean There's me and there's inside-me, who decides upon everythin I can't help it if I like to prance around in lingerie but to get back to the popinjay and the pope poor kids that have to learn this parrot fashion Is it that to eat, or that to be seen? i fear the pope was torturing the por bird "mercy" but he went on regardless if sky is blue+grass is green, what colour is inbetween? if he ate it, would it be the first or third? popinjay, a parrot, the green woodpecker or Who'da thought such a holy man heartless? SILENCE REIGNS AND WE ALL GET WET Popinjay prostrated himself b4 the lord almighty and cried What the fuck does this poem mean? a vain conceited fellow a dandy I am Friday morning tea, don't you see? look me in the eye and tell me you dont love it Do you know what I'd like?just a little bit of quiet Do not kill me and eat me for dinner who gives a fuck or a fop; a coxcomb you are a mere trifling, chattering fop pope? a sensitive place on the thigh? I don't know why you ate my dog I believe that children are the future it must have been hot, or was it not Instead of rock bands screaming their lungs out gone to get the kids from school be back soon Wandering happy, but sad the schizoid nomad ! The priest had a handbag filled with sherbert Angels falling, crying, jumping out of the window as mr johanson rolled the cat up and smoked it till the cows I feel as if I'm in heaven in your arms I once had a friend who was called Herbert we are from ashford school, kent. england YEAH1 And so he sat, and withered away. MY NAME IS TESS QIZILBASH. WHATS YOURS? Leo will rise and roar as sweat-band shines And then the grass began to fly away when all is said and done, the peanuts are number one! CLOWN! I AM JAMES! MR NERO IS FIT Aliens are eating your butt Oleg Luzhny is an ambassador Didn't you kill my brother? What's that button there for? in 2 hours i will be crucified by father sebbit there was a young girl named fanny.... Today I wonder, where are all the socks. My name is Wayne from Singapore, and I'm running out of spac i know sum 1 called fanny! the turtles are wearing them with their frocks hello wayne. its tessa Ridicule is nothing to be scared of... because i am wearing a thong me (tessa) im from ashford school, kent england * life's too short ... dance naked! * i fancy eating sum jam cried the poppin jay I like to bring you a message of hope i have big titties touch them and I will be a bad kitty lobsters are rubbish at working in pairs! But, when mercy is lost, Look UP for HOPE! Oh to have big titties, what a shocking pitty As Popinjoy lay dead on the cold floor we laughed as the dwarf had no name woa sammy ray criad well i have man boobs does anyone fancy a shag? please reply woke up this mornin with a boner in my pants hark! my trolley has lost its wheels! Alas, Popinjoy has left the building! But then I thought: Are Ben and Henrik sane? Thou must not hurt me, popinjay Onion and Wilf are fine names for cats Today I will go up the stairs at one. Oh what a lovely Tea Party! "where are my nipples?" asked Rosa very confused whistle obscene songs in my naval, for it gets no attention Brushing the hair off her face, re-igniting lost desires for it's not chance that brings us together I've got three! replied Ines the kiddies are home from school then hell we luv ourselves more than anythin!!!!!! Red drops fell from the moon into the waves Paul, oh Paul, where for art thou Paul she groaned In my former life I was called Bob Hope and yellow trout rose up through the waves to meet them Give me a chance to show my true colours cheeseburger danced gailey last night i say i like the pope, the pope smokes dope this is my contribution to the worlds' longest poem I'm thinking with my guts sometimes I think my guts have shit for brains Give me a chance to get to know you. If u are going to hang urself, don't forget the rope! and pimp harnett the 1st saw the anger oh and dont be surprised when u start to choke in the lord Jebus' eyes this poem has died beside the popinjay by the way what is a popinjay Kendra, Kendra,Kendra he called as she left, though her name was Susan. and all the while the prolaps'd rectum stank i fell for ali's rope a dope i'm having a bad day pass me the rope Behemoth flew over the moor to seek sanctuary in her city Ellie smelly she lives in a welly she's to late to watch the Clip clop clip clop, the giraffe crushed the car and the little ladybird flew off to eat a doughnut And smoke the dope a rope we did me thinks this line is shitty stumpy brain, lovely lungs, cutie ears and big fat tums Oh, I wish I was a small juggling monkey. Or a badger. oh i've come embark! yipes the canine of progression. Lazy like sleep, swim under rain-white sky around and around and up and down, my child rides on the SNUGGLEBUNNIES! SNUGGLEBUNNIES! SNUGGLEBUNNIES!! stumpy brain, lovely lungs, cutie ears and big fat tums big yellow banana boat that once had ladybird of time, its time to dine Popinjoy walked into the zoo dine on my triptonic fanny flaps and ate a kangaroo Said you, who found a boyfriend in your stocking! I Know it hurts ,but you have to think now. the only game in this damnèd town This is for you my dear, sibi innu I can't show you the awful things inside me. watch out, it's hammertime!!! (said the nail) Find that Popinjoy. I don't care how. into the wind, his spleen doth burst in anticipation. oh Yes and not to mention the hairless apes said Professor England mercy, cried the popin jay to the pope, ive just lost my cat The bald farmer sat on a grassy knoll But one and twenty, I was such a dope and ive ran out of dope who never knew so little hope The hippopotamus quietly shuffled off into the night To Meg my dear I hold you near. Forever far & then to near. The hippopotamus quietly shuffled off into the night loofah has left us with no hope I count the days until Twinkie is mine. We are the boys who fear no noise and danger far away there's nowt to beat a good old fash-unned wank I, Curvaceous, name thee miss triona tree kick me in the head until I'm dead said Red and then the sun shone brightly upon Gods county, West Yorks Much more in desperation than in hope Through destruction I made it beautiful salvation will go well for me I hope And the popinjay quoth "no shame have I!" I am so therefore I really do stink The world, in despair, is very morbid theres more to life than dry bread and wine! my cat is going under, life she has When lo, there shined a shiny star when all goes well just smile and wave your hands Lets make love and watch the moon shine... for my brain stopped ticking, as if it never started. Hark, makest haste, for the badger doth escapeth and thus all hope was lost to popinjay Beware the mullent that flows from thine scalp as papal persuasion savaged his soul and he shook with the sadness and sucked down a beer The weasel shall be your demise and lo! the harpies of thy sorrow die lay me bare to the passions of this world hark the herald angel sing, for I can't think of a thing making frosted donuts out of thine eyes Coke in thy nose, is bliss untold bootlemonster is always high on dope kill him, they cried, as he deserves no mercy and send him to my english teacher Murphy The pope replied, be still your idle tongue! He Laughed ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha When the whole world walks by and you see only me how many times hath the popinjay died? When the whole world walks by and you see only me is tunnel vision to blame you see errr, its a beast, no its a freak, beware the bold chameleon cuma cuma cuma chamelean it was not him that died last but you mercy, do not hang me with the hangmans rope You have the brightest red jumper i've ever seen And your shoes are so nice and clean I have lost everything I wanted to keep, including myself INVADER ZIM RULES US ALL DAMMIT!!! for which you seek you cannot see So it's true then? Cider and mullets are the meat of the devil! ah fish you see it makes the goodly queen but sweet corn comes out whole I did not do it please give me so hope Ich bin klein mein Herz ist rein, willst Du mein Prinz sein? the light was fading over the abbey gates ti end ti end ti end ti end ti end but what lies yonder in that bushy heath Disappointed he yelled in swiss german 'hör uf!' The world will end today but life will find a way He will cease to be quipped the small brown newt When in Rome use camomile soap And biogeochemisry of ground water intrigues me so yes, cried the nubile octupus! yes! the intricacies of the naughty rat her tentacles flailing in the ocean deep Ich bin gross mein Herz is ne Soss willst du sein mein Kloss I sing to thee, but you do not hear my song create a need for stapling mice I think of the rain as poring into my skin, dousing the pain He stood as meekly as a mongoose would but the pope was smoking dope Oh dear! Alas! Alack! I find I doubt the truth of fact just one look, is all it took , yeah, just one Hi and bye, but I am still high Salmon and womble dance the lambada let me live now, let me pursue my hope And Superman flew into the sunset It's okay to pray my wood pecking friend his cape was all a quiver. to save the world god decides to let you rule today two pints of lager and a packet of crisps pleae two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please While a soul's in prison I am not free So beware the one called Jill As the bird that flies free next to me I'm sorry, I mistook your hat for a nest! I sing to thee, but you don't hear my song It's been a super day but duty calls I'm skint until I get my benefits whilst stressed I ingest this test and infest Netto has a good offer on chicken I wandered lonely as a cloud! The hamster likes to spin on his big wheel the two things you cant avoid in life are death and taxes which fiend has gone and stolen all the spoons De dum de dum de dum de dum de dum I stole the spoons I must confess - sorry Shit! Grandpa has gotten out of his cage! for what it's worth i knew you were gay all along...honest But why you ask the spoons I stole? "Nay," I cried, "I will not eat that salmon!" Did you see that monkey? Something smells funky Heaven wimpers at the sight of the glickenspiel ...and as it trickled down his forehead... love the life u live, and live the life u love My friend can eat no more without his teeth. the A the end. I like my feet, they're as white as a sheet May things for you go well is all I hope Blighty is a failure, send me to Australia Mister Wall, drops a pill - what Tidy fun! it came and went like a penny spent and twas all bent Chevol is fat and Drew is a punk Begone, foul mouthed spawn of the devil himself! and what payment for todays toil? A Leaf! thanks, milk no suger ou est la crayon de ma tante, avec la sange? you can't said the man with the speech problem 'Monica P will you marry me?' red rum ,sir, is murder! the student life; a preamble to endless unemployment Zis is der gut poem fur der romantic Deutsche boys Why is Johnny Depp the sexiest man alive yet? Jumpin' Josephite! (sp?) this world is a joke! ::: come under the shadow of this red rock ::: ::: and i will show you fear in a handful of dust ::: where the Pope won't confirm that Mel is the Man Even the doorframe pigeons were laughing! Johnny isn't; Ewan is! alas, Dave entered the abyss It wisnae me I didnae dae it ,sir slowly suddenly the vegetables had changed Evil has mooltipleed Your robe is blood red not black like dope thus the dragon drank his milk from my burning nipple and spat the steaming froth into the bunny's dewy eye The deep crimson sun sets over the town now more red than it's other red eye Then the cat cried, and the baby awoke. the monkeys are coming, be afraid of the blue monkeys we hav sumhow run out of our weed surply ya mar, ya dar and ya GRANNY!!!!!! once upon a time ther lived a beautiful princess called..... And yet, as the sun lowered in the sky leaves are to great, they are mostly green though ...........HELIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'Who shrieks so loud?' poor poey cried in vain. the monkeys are coming, there are monkeys out there and she did lie still alone in bed, waiting thus be friends for ever more, have I heard that before? for the day when he would return, a man from Birmingham who always left too soon Emma, emma, emma, emma, emma, It was not me, I swear it never is A girl with a fantasy body, alone dont cry because it over, smile because it hapnd rehab is for quitters boooooooooo f is for flagrant because everyone likes to say it its better to have loved and lost than... "I confess!", screamed the last living stick. lived with a psyco for th rest of your life! you say im a bitch like its a bad thing! For I am but a poor hopeless sinner the monkeys killed the popinjoy...the end Sheep go baa but cows go moo said the popinjay to the pope THE NEXT PERSON HU TYPES IS A NOB-JOKY! The whole expanse of the universe rested at my fingertips Belly fluff, belly fluff, the world needs more belly fluff! And someone can't spell 'jockey'. pass th rubber JONNY! 'Forever and ever, Amen.' Like the mockingbird's cries - the popinjay dies And tastes really good with ketchup and fries. I just poked my eye out with my boner or boiled aardvark eyes That's what you get for sucking yourself. curses this is supposed to rhyme kids the skys electric chill gives me a hard on Dustbin lids? This has turned into a long boner-poem. the whole world is base and depraved dick valentine iambic pentameter people, please! And then, Jeremy Beadle ate my dog Alas, that is too far for me to bend And the Popinjoy rose up and cried " I am in love!" But then, if it were easy would not everyone be doing it? jeremy Beadle has a crippled hand The first rule of Fight Club is... you do not talk about Fight Club never run with scissors Insert comical line here... Oh wait, I did!!!!!!!!!!!!1 If you wash, you'll get cleaner with soap bugger me,this lamb's stuffed with dope! for the eye is a precious jewel of life This is my contribution to the worlds longest poem; is there really any hope fear not little green laughing bird youll love my steel cage the grass is always greener on the other bloody side a EVERYONE LOVES ME REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! must I preen my feathers to be divine? This is my contribution to the worlds longest poem this is where the pies ate the monkies mum Problem: I'm not sure what popinjay means hey look a mongoose but my, how quickly one digests a flute, Who you callin' Chicken?!?!? he said, as he serenaded the legless salmon popinjay is a scrotimal wart here ye here ye, where out thow romeo! seahorses with vanilla ice cream and maple syrup i thought id change the subject, before we get caught! Alors!!!! un petit pan au chocolat on a balcony where the moss descends what hath you heard of my funny hat felsic, intermediate, mafic, and ultramafic. OBVIOUSLY! diver came up with a belly of the bends just running into an inky night i would like to help you but there really is no hope siliceous sediment - chalcedony too 'Tis birds and clergy who most oft do sing for life is oh so simple you only have yourself to blame How awfully done by the lemon trees I wandered far and wide to find me caught in a mudslide I may not be good looking but I sure am hard to please. Set forth young knave to seek thee vast fortunes enough already! in my pipeline they watch me yet i know the poison works like a one sided coin will half not exist He waddled over to give her a good grope, A crisis came to haunt the Mayor that day im the only gay in the village (llandewi breffi) it shadows my life with with cries of sorrow im emily howard, im a lady, i do lady things her hair like television static fizzed yeah but no but yeah but no but see like cos vicky pollard and he left it to rot in a paper bag in love, in hate, in fear of death, he wept there was fat handed girl, who cometh with glee. for thee. and banana ate fungus forever the fat-handed girl was full of joy, oh yay exist, believe, and follow the CHUMP CHANGE philosophy All the good places on earth are taken Called myself a shit and drank two cups of cofee with nout to lose the maggot ate his hair But never stop looking Oh! My! The chips went dry! Oh! No! I cried! I am such a random bastard he'd done the splits, but now was stuck forever *And if I could have my way, we'd take some drugs Money, I have little! Pride, none left... and the lord cried out i love you jim and we'd smile... we'd smile...* chocolate rules,anyone who thinks different is stoopid the cat shat one the mat John Leslie? In an... ORGY! I cried some more. U STINK someone whispers songs of retribution but i pretend im deaf chuckle, laugh, guffaw, cause stares I have a fish named Hamster, he is cool. and that's the story of the third time i got crabs. the fish in my boot bit my nuts yesterday Perfection bleeds from the hearts of the beasts What are you doing with that short strand of rope? Any moron can contribute to this if bread ruled the world then u all would be toast! You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel. that there are days that just shouldn't be but i ignored it and skipped off, all happy and gay and she had the longest orgasm to date just stop once you have reached the tenth syllab fuck me said the penguin to the pope wank, fart, tits, mother fucker, wots a quim??? I AM HORNY VERY HORNY OH YES Have mercy for my only sin is to love you congradulations! this is the biggest jism flange yet!! 'o dear' he said, 'it has begun to rain' I want a bath. A pirate, a monkey set sail with rum With bubbles and a rubber duckie so she tied him up with a piece of rope roses are red A man and a dwarf with a telescope A pirate, a monkey set sail with rum A man and a dwarf with a telescope The knife fell from her trembling fingers A man and a dwarf with a telescope in my hands, not even Seamus Heaney can stop me You guide, tell me which road are you travelling? I wish I were a happy platapus It's one that Virgil can't see. fill me cornpipe and splice the missenmast oh sugar sugar doodoodooodoodoodoo honey honey And then, a cry from somewhere far away. Ask An Angel About Autumns Amber Ashes The welshman hit me with a piece of cheese I hope it's not too late to join you for a smoke! red crosses make me feel i'm thought about and don't forget I will love you forever But what of love? The small Pope cried And he smelled of beer and pumpernickel! "A lonely grey couch" cried Ned And then he fell like a sack of bricks all is fair in love and war Yeah, I know! I want that one...! A days gone by, what will tomorrow bring? But you always said it had a sort of maudling quality to it That of which is wrong and rude But nay replied the young, not fat, harlet, Butchie Katt wants to anarchy Butchie Katt wants to be anarchy "Good Lord" said Ned. "What pish we've said" Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? think of sucking a really thick milkshake through a straw i loved him much like a fat kid likes cake no for I am the famous underdog The popinjay wept as the pope ignored its cries. Get out my life BEN HILL Drum schreib ich auf deutsch, weils keiner versteigjt! du bist doof Flucht mich arg in fremde Klauen, on such a day, why am I empty of hope? bescheidner Ruf, mir zu vertrauen. Twas more than Popinjay, cried mercy that day. but when asked about the umbrella, they denied its existence Na und? Du doch auch. I see you pretend happy go lucky everythings funky them foreign wordz ate my wifes scrotum but in the end your manic obsession turns to depression I don't speak German the popinjay sighed who thought up this shit anyway? ne he repliedyou have no hope God the almighty creator of all popin jay had a wooden leg which he orgasmatrised me with run! run! run! if you think im wearing that!!! My German teacher was on dope! A bitter sweet memory, all that's left is a bullet and me. I saw a dog much like the pope and so I shot his antelope Leaping bricks create a new fool every minute. My heart is a black hole for sucking in your love walk into the sun with our feet in the sand YOU KNOW I HATE IT WHEN YOU GROPE MY ROPE "en ton visage" he cried "you are a tangyflanwyr!" the gnomes will attack on the fifth of May wax me a kiwi then sit on my face The popin-rhino shoved rainbow bamboo shoots under toenails on the fifth of may is that what you say? "en ton visage" he cried "tu es le suck!" The cuban missile crisis ate my socks effects, thus far, so knotted and unseen the fifth of may can you see my dismay? And all at once the air was filled with love In and out, in and out, in and out , als Ungemach ihn traf durch dessen Wort Fuck you I am done trying to impress Wasting time thats unwillingly mine Religion has left me with no hope "Alas!" she sighed; "She lived her life in vain." Spare me just a little of your dope fluffy clouds, very loud Sweat Keeps The Friction Down and Big Butts Make Men Sluts tory tory tory boy, die and go to hell your dress is caught in the blender She wished she had become a lesbian - so much more exciting The man, he approached the sinister goat, Feminism forever. yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen And all at once i saw two turtle doves Then she ran away to a better life And asked: "Why do I make these rhymes?" Dammit, I knew this would happen then 1200000 goblins surrounded me and devoured me whole. Consumé George Apopolus the Greek "I am a goose" he yelped, arms raised I wonder if this will get in the guinness book of records Stop the Stop the m1 Stop Te ..and mercy, cried the antelope to the pope.. Stop them, he winced as the zebra stormed through If any empire can, the vatican the tea is cold, i wish that i was dead, but scrabble is scarcely simple, my friend A bee can see deep through the eyes of a queen i clipped my wings by getting a c+ when i was nineteen but the eyes of a queen see three short of thee the youghourt is singing on the treetop you are but a speck in the shadow of me the bee, you fool, the bee, I will not rest until it's free Lead yourself, you deserve it LOVE IS A WIGHT WIGHT ROSE THAT DIES IN THE MORNING BE FOR We wished we were rebells ANEY ONE SEE'S IT........................................... maybe said the bird we don't know it all what doth you write beyond this web gathering spree she walked towards me brandishing a whip LOVE IS A WIGHT WIGHT ROSE THAT DIES IN THE MORNING BE FOR ANEY ONE SEE'S IT........................................... floating gently on a river of grey silverstone and blue FUCK ME why oh why hasnt my , for blue is the colour of a lonely lifes work LOVE IS A WIGHT WIGHT ROSE THAT DIES IN THE MORNING BE FOR ANEY ONE SEE'S IT........................................... Love is what made the popinjoy dance with garden gnomes *coughs* someone forgot to finnish they're line...haha goodbye sweet bee now all to their knees Fly, fly up high. The wind can take you there. x we'll see who's falling apart after this x This poem tis long, I tis very long nay said he for you are quite the buffoon your evil tongue will one day make me strong THIS POEM IS SHIT and the Canada geese were laughling loud sorry 4 everything god doggley diggety damnit and then dayalan placed his tongue to my thigh Lemon drizzle cake, have ye any nuts? Look up. For the monkeys will save thee yet. And all that jazz... YOUVE ALREADY SAID THAT U CANT DO THE SAME LINE TWICE As I sit in the park stretching & thinking I haven't seen one line that made me laugh Hence, the Pope responded with god bless and holy hope it is not likely that she will succeed the lemmon drizzle cake has ne nutss, chocalte cake chocalte I would but dream--but cannot for the void. look into my satchel of sordid secrets "Have faith" cried the angels whose wings were blue But softly spoken doesn't always do it, he thought what do i have in this life without hope? Look into my secret of sordid satchels once it was done, it could never be undone, but shave my head and call me Morpheus what shall i say about the poem? Luuurrrrvvvve grows where my Rosemary goes...tum te tum.... said the cockroach to the fly Who grew up to be a dead battery? as he gazed upon a flowery meadow with a hole in his butt-cheek, he needed help! Soon, the earth will be one with the sun It was not I who said that you ate soap I WENT TO THE MOON AGAIN! It was not I who said that you ate soap And then I saw my face It was not I who said that you ate soap Again, to face the knife - the blade - she dies. and then he saw what he feared the most they're a bit spicy, but I like them, hot said the baked bean that looked like a blueberry The toilet bowl that I had filled with poop. And with a smell, went on my way I'm Bored, why aren't you here with me today? And the bell rang for Marcello ya,ya,ya,ba,ba,ba,da,da,da,ba,ba,ba,do,do,do,ya,ba,da,ba,do And then, the box was thrown into the fire A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y & Z Just one left to condone, death came to the bishop of Rome as the situation got even more dire Help me, for I am at the end of my rope! Gerald threw Sandy a grin, the nun-shoes made him happiest My Kingdom for a slice of jammy bread Simple is the complexity that brought us here. Smile and nod said the birthday boy to me And deep are the words which you speak today oh what a cunt you are.... Willy nilly had some silly billy and got ill mo chroí, mo chroí tá me i ngra le Brían This is the worst poem I've ever seen i love you, you love me i like writing poems cant you see? Where is the Iambic Pentameter? The hot chocolate was spilled upon his lap I've Only Just Eaten My Breakfast "Oh Carolin, best I compare thee to a summer's strumpet" In Summer let us lie in the sunshine And so Silly Billy gave Brian all the answers sailing by in his orange cadillac je me suis fait mordre par un chien avec rage@@ Next to the gas and electric meter? Time is but a syrncle cut by the universe The hot chocolate was spilled upon his lap Shuffle shuffle shift shift Shakespere turning in his grave and molded by the mind would God have really wishd' for all of this? Or is it only Catherine's wish? On ne le saura jamais, mais au moin on aura essaye! Moi j'ai faim, je devrais alle manger I'll marry Joe, monkey spank inferno! don't look back, it may be gaining on you Then choked on his joint as he puffed on the dope And if they relent they still may not care 'play the best song in the world or i'll eat your soul' but there's nothing but lemons which make my teeth squeak intertwined in a sexual ballet choeographed by the devil himself like nails on a chalkboard shit happens! as i threw my regrets over the cliff, i smiled and the popinjay exclaimed 'want pie now!' but why has the rum gone? "QUIET" roared the Pope, I AINT FINISHED YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A fragile thing, this world we live in is Good Byron will be at supper I hope roses are red,violets are blue,chilis are hot,and so are you i fell into a pile of you and i came out covered in loooove. woo hoo i'm gay, came out today! when all the world is red, forget-me-not life's so bad i really need some coke "Shall it be Bob or Joe?" she asked me. The popinjay will eat the cat today I am a Rock, I am an Island i looked for the nearest fountain of youth and soiled myself Spam, spam, sausage & spam I've gone and fallen in love with Miss Ann Thrope I disagree, my humble centipede, for you see, I am a seed And then the badgers did cry, 'Coo-coo, coo-coo, my shoe!' and then the day with rain and pain, oh yayaya I wonder in the limelight clear and freeze I tied her up with bondage rope And said YOUR A WOMAN DRESSED AS A BLOKE the world trembles at the sound of a tear replyin in alota shock 'Dear blimey pope is that a Co*K? And in its stead, there lay the dead giraffe oh what a joyous day with the rain droplets on my clothes I LOVE LOBES HES THE FITTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! FOREVER! alone in suicide, deeper than death and I bet I'm the only one to do this! Lay down and drink a beer, or two the girafe movd the pope did say 'I must confess i am a gay' honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey... When bamboo runs out, the pandas will get you Why am I here? this is all crazy !!! Perhaps some day the love we had will return I whipped the popinjay till she did cum! and finally your velvet licks rankle above my flaming heart are those frickin sharks with laser beams? The pope had an evil glint in his eye, he sceamed: And the sheep came bounding over the hill WHAT IS A POPINJAY?! I think I've dropped my hankie in the soup honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey... and all the lunatics come together under the sun their toes freezing... bloody freezing MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Poetry.......*Dribbles* I'm going to the loo, coz my curry went straight through ! And Rona Linklater was so beautiful, 1940s glamour my my my my mind... so pure, so pale... so fucking dull and all walked off over the hill and far away I cannot, will not live or breathe without you, for I choose i'd rather die than pray for hope buttons are for eating not just for coats Yes, the cow was going to swim among the stars. the innocence of the childhood... gone? no, dear mother, no! as the rain fell on the dry, dusty ground I WANT TO SEE MY ORIGINAL LINES ON HERE!!!!!!!! Who's your daddy?!? To be, or not be....That...Is the Question. ANSWER?? The cheese with mould is blue NIC'S GOT THE BEST MILKSHAKE!!!!!! I am a rakoon! I am a rakoon! I am a rakoon! I gagged louise and tied her up with rope The Corduroy screemed as its side came unseemed. This is Jean. Jean holds a ball. Jean kicks balls. Boys cry. But Lord! Thou have pinky bunny-slippers! Was that a question? Well, this is an answer... who's the victim? who's the villain? aren't we all both? elysium floats in the air... there are no limits Life is fine and life is great I eat fish heads every day silent joy apart voyage up mouth hole Million words... so out of order! Who is to blame? eek eek, sang the on-noo-knock-ouw bird the penquins my last elegy and the bloody fuckin' snow And to this very day, That Popinjay has slept and ne'er woke eek eek, sang the on-noo-knock-ouw bird the pope: his words were shunned onto this day and the snowman crys all alown too hard and crunchy when not ripe Without which life would be nothing, no more For now the end is but a cheerless moan a little bit of honesty was had Ti-tum ti-tum ti-tum ti-tum ti-tum, De-dum de-dum de-dum de-dum de-dum, and sleep comes but once a year. So drink up kiddo! Adam Adam Adam kill kill kill kill but hark! how much long can this last? my eyes hurt!!! oh so much As the ant ate the elephant spare my life and i will grant you one wish, alright two chocolate muffins are alive i say alive run little froggy run and hide swim littel birdy swim The pitter-patter of the water-filled objects rang in my ear We should not fear that which we all have known swim little birdy swim money back guarantee they said with her dies our final only hope I did not know you were a misanthrope Shit, I just poked my other eye out with my boner the boobs hung jubilantly towards my face I'm gonna slash you, bash you; make another hole in your ass aloof was the guy they called david jones The nasty people are too much to cope your father is he wot money back for the little birdie that drawed silent they were, but they spoke to me, they spoke of oceans find the missing planet you must strong the force is Sex, they say, is like a warm apple pie That happens to be one of my least favourite things, sarcasm little birde say tweet tweet................................ One day I was walkin me dog, and a guy says "Nice day innit" beer they found in the dead DIY enthusiast reading my diary, i had an idea... you are a sucky boyfriend But it wasn't a nice day; it was a little bit cloudy reading my diary, i had an idea... the relpy being your dogs in the road hupping my cat Underwater rain soaked thoughts left on an empty underground no life no lie no hope no joy no shit Which makes him very sarcastic. So, acting dead casual like Niomi-Lee instead of two she had three Why must I be punished? fuck said the vole I have no feet nor arms ... I stuck his head in my mouth and bit it off! there was a soft sound of a shattered flourescent bulb i lied as many as two times 'cause I hate sarcasm, me. Look I'm afraid that hat will have to go talk is cheap cried the sheep but then again in a submarine it Oooooh, me minge is givin' off a right pong 'Alas,' cried the Pope, 'for sweet jay-song turned to smut.' I will donate it to a cat called Joe "Spot on that" said the boy behind the counter in every shadow i see your face... as the sweet sound of whispers swept through the dusky wood down my throat and out my rectum and then I'll try to register online can I please have your blessing to elope but get a different number every time I will never ride on blue jay's bare back I think the answer is to phone a friend with any luck this poem will soon end but end it will not 'cause the qeen won't stop So said that irritating man and exploded now thats a shame i dont know who to blame as the hawk hung heavy with a rope The queen. The queen. She sits on me. What is a Popinjay anyway? Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah ? this is a form of not-so-instant chat Our poor quakebuttock's mislaid his soap I dont know i thought it was a bird mislaid you said? in the rectum of the pope But why? I asked myself, but why? Nyump Iglobleg Nyumpy Stop eating me Her feet were flat and squat and pink down my throat you'll run you dirty scum Oh darling, darling he cried while rippingopen her abdomen That cat has a foetus on its ear-lobe farflumpkle mmm flat...and spickety spat Oh darling, darling he cried while rippingopen her abdomen What the hell is a Popinjoy, oh well That cat has a foetus on its ear-lobe ring the bell turn and spell your momma is gone That cat has a foetus on its ear-lobe kum byah my lord kum byah my lord the cat has eaten its creator...mmmmm rewind the david of craig bladder bag full lets play some jazz and jazz the night away as he danced all night beneath the sun No it doesn't it has no ears the hibernating creatures yawned at Candlemas This is no fugue or requiem tis a poem Where in the wild blue yonder is the bird I neither love you or respect you brothel dweller I became entralled by the idea of you and so to bed we said. then died stone dead don't eat me, i am the symbol of hope this has been poetry day, created benrik way. peace x lost in my own mind birds can fly, like all your dreams in the sky open your eyes and unclench those fists peace is in us all, as we work for one let this be a symbol oh holy one that humans are inherently undone and then all the poo in the world fell from the sky And with thy white robe, thou shalt give us hope "I'm here at last," cried out the queen to be. can i get a man who will understand her king, you see, is not pleasing alas and the queen will ride away in the moon off towards either love, or certain doom never eat magic flowers that have caramelised off towards either love, or certain doom My Anus is Bleeding! never eat magic shrooms that have gone soured Sheba withdrew into the shade- declared love just been made go speak of peace and cake Gabriel's resolve: the visit: the mistake and so the queen has found love at long last by the power of Grey Skull "I HAVE THE POWER" Work in progress - enter through lobby and contributions to this poem have passed with a hey nonny nonny no!!!! they tell me ECT is nice this time of year I hate to tell you this, but I'm not well Go to Sheba's shady dell Think not so much of what thou hast not as of what thou hast those young animals must smoke crap with God I think I lack the will to find my shoe remember me, the translucent prisoner the sun has burned my eyes Born from an egg on a mountain top and so forth declared the little piggy the funkiest monkey that ever rocked they knew every magic trick under the sun and then the elephant cried, cried away to please the gods & everyone lets have some fun my mosey is posey and that's all I know when life gives you lemons, try alcohol instead the banana's parted ways and eventually died smelly kelly fell down a moldy well Dance with me! Dance the dance of life today! mark ate magic chosolate shrooms from vermont if moses supposes his toeses are roses then moses supposes erroneously then all he was were swirly colored spots crazy was what they called him insane yo so he slept with all the dirty hoes as I sit a wait in the rift of time... as I sit and wait in the rift of time... Why oh why does the whisky make us cry? obsessed i am with this poetry; damn With only myself to keep me alive the pope was furious and struck him hard. thy countenance is angular, serene Jesus hands are kind hands, doing good toall And, "No mercy!" cried the Pope to the Popinjay. eating mangoes naked in the sun as my bibi once told me Wondering why others can't make this rhyme (wondering if they did english at school) Or whether they are merely just fools What is to become of the Popinjoy? May we forever enjoy the freedom to express our creativity Or is this really a scheme or a ploy BLISTERING BARNICLES Secret journeys made leave endless answers Without a second thought, they swallowed time She wants a pair of sexy legs and boots to match... To the Towers we shall go, WE THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD Once upon a time, in a galaxy not entirely unlike our own. THUNDERING TYPHOONS let this colony know, in the wake of the dead, WE'RE COMING There was a girl. This endless counting is driving me mad. We're off to button moon, let's follow mr spoon There was nothing extraordinary about this girl. Alas, it was so - she took the penguin and did her dance Can you find me some more soap on a rope? The dead arrived with hope and a tea bag a fillet of fish for my wife She was by her own estimation a relatively simple sort. Yet she was cursed. Today, I say, all of your dreams come true I've got a golden ticket My buttocks itches when you start to sing superficial clap-trap For the uprising was in its third hour Follow the path of the BEAM, said TURTLE So Pink Floyd appeared and said, "You Are Perfect" to her itchy buttocks- try using anusol "Will all the world just let me be alone?" go cry it from the mountains Her curse was like a fire burning ring Vespa and Prissy decied to concur.......... neighbours and tea are ended, such sorrow As I sit on my own I contemplate and i saw the light, insane as it may seem rolling down the road what the f*&k is an iambic pentametre eating a tub of mint-choc icecream I couldn't do that if I tried, sir! I scream for ice-cream Without my soup I cannot retain hope the world floats sliently by to soar with eagles,you can't fly with turkeys a missionary? but i dont even believe in Jebus!!! just eat them with some pumpkin pie New Age Communism is really bad Is this next years G.C.S.E. topic Her tits are pert, she's my favourite dessert Kitty stays still as the cement roller drives over - silence we've got it wrong. it's not about a bird I will hold them but they didn't swell, Yes! Undoubtedly, I own the tea-pot! Hurry, Hurry, our time is nearly up Not bad for a last request said the pope name the rain drops and light the orange I need to find myself a box of mules I blame it all on the parents myself Until the day that the rain ruled the sky Wonder not on the length of poems, believe the diary the werewolf, loser, and the China doll Angelface you look as sweet as you taste i screamed to the sky and told it my pain lifes just a bowl of cherries, full of pips The Pope hid the popinjay in his hat and it wiggled and tickled in side it And my heart, like yours, was bloody eggless This poem reeks of vomit wrapped in myrrh Shy comics from Brooklyn are my fantasy Have you found the spare keys to my apartment yet? i wish i were a lit'le toaster man to bed, still thinking in ten syllables Who's got harry potter, LOTR, starwars and rurouken? slipping through my fingers like grains of sand oh when will this poem come to an end? But time does not care about hate or haste What is the meaning in all this sadness do not fear death fear the unlived life I'm gonna rape you like a piece of cheese. I am 7 elephants this poem is really really really long Methinks the mighty pope hath a cowlick Methinks the mighty pope hath two cowlicks Perhaps he has a hird incongruity! a day in the life of a popinjay The red clover sprouts in the shadows of the night, while wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? joke joke jooooo its extinction only a delusion The knife was twisted with a touch of frost written by the people, for the people. ohio has the flavor of a water chestnut, not too crazy! Mercy is of little value in death. To overthink is to kill the chance of life. unskinny bop Because I know you're flying inside Wipe that poisen shit rotting from thy mouth the newfs are all cracked up on the meatloaf Winners of war are not right but left. Yesterday I woke up sucking on a lemon as darkness fell across the pier i stood I love you you love me we are a happy family!!!!!!!!!! the gery car didn't stop in thunder bay 'Tis my one wish to be set free, pled he water tastes like sour oranges The variety in the taste is a pale shadow to your lips. For I'm only a guy who wears makeup and heels for kicks Release all my sorrows They are too much to swallow Release my sorrows for They are to much to swallow Meanwhile ActualFantasy was using his lance as a arse Dildo My name is OZYMANDIAS, King of Kings. QBAPYS said he. and i fell asleep in a dream last night I exchanged two green grapes for one black olive I saw her naked before you did, only her hips were wider. Hopefully they fall victim to dope am i dreaming? is this steak on my face raw and rotting too? Everybody likes some ass, but who wants a smart ass? Although I am inside, I want to hide. I wanted to see more than five inches He went down to da hood to roll a J and hook up wit a biatch I am cold and naked, winter loves me still And then I noticed how it was, like, totally kitsch! i crave your lips like the sun craves morning From this conundrum there is no escape they burned brightly, trampling up the railroad as the wind blew her soft hair fell on her face as he buried the dead, breeding cruel april lilacs She knew things about nature, about small details no one For as was once, now is true else knew as the owl screeches the animals steer caged and enraged, my heart weeps acid blue tears And the whiffs of white smoke waved in the wind as the baby cries you roll over in your bed waiting for the night to end.... the moon goes away and the sun comes out to greet another day to start feast your hungry eyes upon my rotting corpse, young savage! (people dont understand the idea of a poem..do you) THE END! ? and julia m is the coolest girl alive for I know, young equestrian, death will be my matyr ya we do! Putting the world to rights, in your satin tights As he ate a peice of fish mercy, the popinjay repeated to the pope What will eventually become of us? nothing will become of us! If no one knew how long I cried, it would be a shame POpinJoY DiEs a sOMeWhaT trAgiC dEaTh OnLy To bE ReBOrn.. he said "I am the lizard queen" ReBORn InTO... Bush is evil dont realect him.willtheynoticethesubliminal me ...ah the lizard queen popinjoy the lizard queen was known to speak in tongues Red wine lingered upon the lips through which it had passed ..and eating smll children was one of his utmost delights! ..and eating small children was one of his utmost delights! oops..i willleave now This line contains subliminal messages-beware! vote out bush This is the end! No more need to push. ...........................................................! Take a deep breath in and then let it out Shawn's Plymouth Breeze is just a piece of cheese. kookookachoo and yabba dabba doo ti-tum, ti-tum, ti-tum, ti-tum, ti-tum, ti-tum cried the Popinjoy. Tum, ti tum! I went so far and I could not find it ladybug ladybug why the spots?so I can play connect the dots i screwed my meatb all go go buffalo if chelcie doesnt give me 20 bucks stay in school bust out the bird shit whatsup this is ---- leave me a fu0--- message after the be what hoe was that you said chelcie my cousin needs 20 bucks can you send me 20 oh man im a poet oh man im a poet - shawn !"********(((((((^^%$£££"""$$&&*********&!!"$£**(()))))((()) He lifts the man up high up to heaven chelcie loves you chelcie loves you all would you like a spot of tea? ...a crumpet perhaps? "I'm here at last," cried out the queen-to-be. I love Jemma and I also love Shawn!! And then, the box was thrown into the flame. this is some crazy lyrical shizzle His hat, now flat, could not help him out of a bind When all is dark and lost, this too shall pass. I hope my piece will bring the mosaic more beauty and the world shed its final drops of tears. Peaches and Strawberries together forever! "I am a sinner," spoke the Popinjay. Nico thinks Jemma and Lara are hot! i love and hate until i hurt too much For the love of Bob, man, cease this madness!! Sodit Wimpy Wibble THING Poets Doobry Dontbry To pop the popinjay in jay was fun boobs --> ( o )( o ) <-- boobs and we died It left with a cold breeze, wafting to dizzying heights shit can happen when you party naked I tried and failed at my great adventure finger a doctor a nurse, to rush to my aid. What are you doing in this old whorehouse? Yet the Popinjay did not hesitate. snowboard naked, it adds color to your cheeks life just goes better with beer and dance parties Dog in warm sun, licking his hairy balls I cried the night you said that it was true I simply do not desire this old cheese. The cat was fact; it's belly performed the wave. a lull is crossed by the cellar door ghetto white kids bad, punk white kids good. gothic people like to jumble chinese Moles are the most precious things on this earth. What makes the light play on your gentle face With belly to sun lies the Beauregard Tears that circulate the sky were ment to embrace the faces And as the waves of asaparagus pee rocked gently on the sea, valuum and cape cod make me feel like god How the hell did I end up here anyway? I wonder if i put my underwear on this morning? Jebbie Netebie and Odie Beaudie When the moon is fading, I must announce, Dingleberries in spring make sweet warm pie time that gave us the whistles and the bells The world shall secumb to politics and silly things Will he meet hid doom from here to Hanoi And I would but my dinner's cooking. Pope pondered the existential question Oh, how pity shall I now feel for ye! lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala and then went back to munching on his bag of salsa doritos Remember always, children, iambic pentameter is ten syllables, yes? Skies so blue. Grass so green. Spectre is really great. there is nothing worse than AP United States History Patrick Patrick you ain't no smarter than most, punnkadoodee before he died of an heart attack I helped create the worlds largest poem. to please the gods she sacrificed her illuminated vagina. Poetry is often complete bollocks This poem is dedicated to my fair lover, whereever you are. life as an asian teenager sucks And when the fellow chimp does does wipe his butt poetry is so gay, aye aye aye and life will continue without your sweet love though an empty shell of what it once was and with no help from the one above this life has been long and death bestoed on my door i shall kill myself just because And then the drummer put down his red hat when the butterfly flew into his mouth while yellow monkey frisbees converted sounds of woe Grok the dodo on the porch candy is dandy but liquor is quicker look above your head jelly fish Shee bop a doo wop a bop bam yow. Dizzy dizzy. you see so many becuase you shave your head and love remains Within me, not Without-- my fondled feet freely fly forward from a seed grew weed, something this uptight world needs in the cold brisk weather, Killer Klownz they always seem to make me laugh Roses are red, violets are blue thomas becket may he rest in peace ******Rub a Dub Dub******* shall the prolapsed bladder be ignored? a volcano hath no such warmth as love flowing from my heart what more can one say he kissed her head as she sat weeping Please, please sir. May I have that balloon? From idle hands do flaccid nipples creep.... One whimper from thee and my head doth come undone. upon her fair head rested the guilt of all the world And the aphrodisiac monster ate him whole time flies at the speed of sound if you turn up the volume Umm, hello? Iambic pentameter? so morganna melisa, together trusted in God. Did no one read the bloody instructions? and lived happily ever after he quicly leapt to his feet and soared away By my own hand are my nipples tweaked Stupid gits should be forced to read Hamlet. Perhaps Donne wrote those plays, the sun still shines She breathed the little things that made life beautiful Take it or leave it I don't care either way Then, mighty thunder rolled in the distance Come kiss me right now cause you are so cute And with the cretin he prepared the night. powdery artifical cheese puffs... i long for you... "ALAS! the queen is back" cried popinjay and so, our story will continue...hey! the man from the moon ate the red balloon to say goodbye to all you benrick slaves now i shall move to the twentyfirst day DEATH RIDES A DOOM BUGGY What is the turtle but a lizard with a shell? Because Beauty is, Nothing's Weighed, Nothing's Measured Nathan and Nicole murder the popinjoy... it had it coming.. have you seen my address book? Damn the Popinjoy..... damn it all to hell Splendid life dwindled quietly, the bird crept out of mind It is what human beings are made of And the world will collapse with the heart on its back the urge to touch braile each time you see it Our priests take care of the childrens rear popcorn popped for four minutes and smelled great But not to worry for snow is still here Hey you...I love you...you know who you are... I think too much too fast- my brain implodes Black holes consume all that the see, unseen. ...but you don't know me... call me...call me... don't fall on me... I think nothing- I want to be a Nomad. I like jello Oh shit, I can't have Hayden I love the Georgeous George Oh shit, I can't have Hayden Christensen I just might be the nag you never knew I like to eat the chocolate when I'm bored The Pope won't listen to the cries of birds. E, its the most beautiful thing to me Lately he is slightly blue, the bishop, and shall this be the end for us Never! i really wish i had a video camera, right now for there was never a soul so vengeful Her animal urges took over as she threw caution to the wind Thou art thrice times a fool in mine sight!!! Yet the balance of life makes me love you. With one long sigh, she filled the sky with nonsense and the sky swallowed it whole mad nonsense, and she saw that it was good Oh Rot! Rotting rot of rat have wrought! You would think I were of little thought! For there lies the key to the world's most intriquite lock. HAIL THEE! THE QUEENS' PERPLEXED CORGÌ (?) PRONOUNCED your luck has been completely changed today yesterday was penguin appreciation day Poems are sweet, I like my feet, that is neat! love is like a butterfly, it's tricky to catch and then she heard the sound saying "you will never win" The gray goose flies at dawn to read our blog little did he know, his fate was now grim Blue lights have their way of dancing alone wheat thins and easy cheese, snack of a king Blue plates have their way of dancing alone She cried, as she ran up and up and up Candice, your whispers on butterfly wings. wherever there's life, there is always hope Forsooth! Mine Eyes bulge out at thee! Pablo the squirrel turned and walked away "I Wuv Bowling" says the ladies sweatshirt Eggs project image of future within The tabboo ties cut by one's own choices Mitchell James William Hinman wrote this line They'll weep for their life as their soul takes flight distase could be seen on the tips of their toungs Your candle flesh lights my naked room tonight I wanted to say goodnight. Maybe i shouldn't have called. Why do you always complain? Shut you face! I'm ready. Come get me. Take me away. Eat Sausages in green light forever Alice McCrea is one beautiful Person. Mr Sagarachi has won more toys I ran down the stairs and slipped on the soap Bright eyed Bushy Tail'd, Bright eyed Bushy Tail'd We can't do this twenty-four hours a day. and I ran around in an endless circle take my soal and watch the world through my eyes You stink of cheese your feet are rancid "Get these germs away from me", she cried Yet that is why I love thee so will we re-elect him again this year having your babies is like making love to a family member Dragged from my dreams, by the alarm, to the kitchen If I knew what to do, I would have done it before The metal bars are warm as night's blue beach I go to bed with you my peach Languish, fallen sycamore, the willow forth stemmed seed, into the night i send my breath leaping , he looked Through the muddy depths of that satanic well with mizzen mast and icy blast, doesnt expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected Roses R red, violets R blue. All our base are belong to you. But my hands! They are not clean! i love your dick 9 times a day will drive the doctor away in his loud and laugh-like popinjay note you f###ing muppet, where art thou? Is getting the cure worse than having the symptoms? Put down the book, forswear the pen Or suffer an untimely end And lo the fuchsia restaurant gave me what I want, Help me please to see the light The clear waters of Batang ai shimmered in the evening haze Morning breaks like a grey subtle nothingness The clear waters of Batang ai shimmered in the evening haze All this dope has put me in a daze calloo callay how frabjouosly gay!!!!!!! the day i mean not the pope it may seem It feels like I am in a maze. for what art are thy badgers so displayed? I am a crippled pigeon phwark kaa kaa kaa kaa kaa kaa kaa !! Like a yeasty Vagina, I love thee Icy cold blade tracing 'cross thine back... don't breathe why must the cat be afraid of hoovers he mumbled Like a barbecued hare he was tasty and then i realised that life goes on and on without recognition for the mere souls who devastate it the svengali serves asti spumante I rubbed away the dust and the stone still shone for us both bring it on bring it on, Behind each pillar lurked a wizened nun it can't rain all the time, the sky won't fall forever A backward poet writes inverse Badgers with Beavers eating bananas fly like a turtle fall like a dove So much for iambic pentameter As he reached under his robe for a grope with fish in hand he looked into my soul For winter cometh fast, begone the sun He is lost in a maze and panicking about the way out when all life will sleep. silently he shouted a warning, but too late Without beer the world is a crazy place if you can't flirt your way out, try bribery micro breaks make a big difference And another leaf falls from the poetry never seen better as long as i live! except that one time in Amsterdam My heart lies and hurts me. It is it's own entity. When jonny admited he was gay and liked gina g poets come, poets go, not this one though, and then she farted. And the walls may sing Of beauty, betrayal and insanity And the walls may sing of an inward silence And the walls may sing But not mine, Mine are plagued by ANNOYING PEOPLE IN YOUNGER YEARS Now go forth and multiply the trees still sway in the wind And so, the monkey grinned. And said, "Wherefore went the pentameter?" For the monkey did not understand the word Wherefore. today is not poetry day For it is I, the papal mistress, for all to see in the light So why do I bother when he never calls? I haven't a glub or swerble of hope My arse my arse is on fire oh, how it encompasses the heat of desire Dit was die vurige vrou se fout the purest existance of a place in time. i bought this book and was expecting more eloquence But profundity is rarely found by chance To chase the magic words (Lego, Lego!) Bric a Brac Bric a Brac Bric a Brac heh! I laid in the dirt screaming why? why ? why?? I laid in dirt to make mudpies It makes me precociously wise then when I saw the tree up there, it danced Never have I loved so many, even if it was for just a minute Twas just before dawn, when the angels did sing I laid in the dirt screaming again Oh why? why ? why?? danced upon my tears as if making wine Steven be the name of thy God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Liesl and Kaylee, its most precious beauties! Glory be to the one that made all of this good! I think it's about time I sharpened my pencil wood Unfathomable depths of an anorexics grave like I have no life, I have no hope! I slapped myself and pulled together tight Its my party, I'll cry if I want to no life no hope but a moment fleeting sat down to give my wood a beating wept tears for the party i'd ne'r attend Today, like cold toast, tastes better than its promise no burning buterflys no love in the end No love for your friends, your heart to defend i feel like poo So, yes, how do those flying pineapples work exactly? Lemons and limes make such a nice cocktail This was all my fault, unfortunately, for leaving the yaks Goats, steel, and tubas - that With vodka too, if only for the pope Goats, steel, and tubas - that's all there is to life The world is your enemy, confrot it what is to become of me again you retreat into that doomed space a legend in my own mind Decadence was a virtue like no other. but why, he replied, what for ?? and the occasional filfth sits below pressing the grit in the mouse further still a peach = peach a plum = plum, a kiss is a kiss wit sum tung until his name rubs off the clawhammer whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draw love is the most important thing a tear stop your mind, stop the poem fall from da sky or a tree, its betta 2 fall in luv wit me! The armadillos were frolicking in the sea As he sat there happily by the tree While the crabs played in the grass This is indeed a crazy world Siad the man in the hammock as he leaned left and hurled Alarmed I cried and from the window lept alas it was not to be, a hair so fine and fleeting and for evermore he followed the book Where O where has my little dog gone? O Where, O Where Can He Be? With No Rabies Shots, and his broken leg O Where O Where Can He Be? blinks think to rink, twink dink ka-plink fancy is the yellow bird that sings Who what when and why, oh no but you forgot the what! How? Alas! I am nothing but a hairy, green hermit crab Bob is a bob above the rest of the schroeders and so i said to the guy "where's your tie?" What is this BOB you speak of? Oh i understand... its Bob Schroeder! Years to come Sally still used too much dope but the words scraped on the glass and broke the mood "aaahhhhhhhhhhhh that Bob" He said fill those immortal sand dunes with lackadaisical petulance Mayonaise, mayonaise, and a cello in a phone booth are all the hope that can fill my shoebox oh fool to live a life like this, sweet prudence free-flowing ink, like love, will save the day! i bought a chocolate airport today It's all groovey gravy baby,.....although it may be lumpy. love comes in colours I cant deny All that we see or seem is but a dream. what whips the sky so high until it breaks? When beauty is fleeting and kisse betray, pick yourselfup aa a bead of sweat dripped down the mullet's face (stutter)and go far away, stand high on a cliff spread yourp wash away the gravity that's in your mind spread your arms out and say: Im jumping off now catch me Po time stands still when your attitude is ill Act before midnight and Benrik will send to you for free... stutter Poppinjay! Dear Poppin jay sweet magical beast Do forgive my looking like a dope if you, and i had one more day, i pray one go, to-fro, you know, i show, we sow the moon will fall into your path and smash stutter Can u sav my soul from the vow of the preist? you twice stumbled, but never fell 'til now stutter Im falin, Im falin o well evry 1 got their popcorn a stutter popcorn and ju jubees at least! Have fun! there is always your Angel behind you What, are you busy ho? Need you my help? 'Why is it you strangle me with that rope?' His shadow grew as he approached the ground Without all my feathers I just can't cope! With your fair daughter i wish to elope! I just want to ski down the candyfloss slope! The little bird turned and reached for a grope... Oh! Why do you have to be such a mope? i shed a tear for ugly days that pass eep! And this, thought he, a fine ending would be. Green Tea makes my earlobes burn this heart yearning endlessly for your love there is little time and so much to do broken wing yet worthy still and silently waiting Forever my heart will remember that gert lush night! Drink up thee Zider! OOOOOH ARRRRR!!!!!!!! And make thee heart a pool for slimy gnats Feety Feety Darwas So purple swelled through red to blue skys' green Dude is that the end? The doctor declared it was a fantastic hoax and mercy he received with the devil's love poo chimichanga the pain subsists on uncertainty; without food it will die the hardest button to button And then he died. boo hoo hey this might just be it... the end.... finally and the cow decided to leave the barn For he was mad, mad, mad Under the spreading Chestnut tree, I sold you, you sold me.. mawkish rode the popinjay, and to what? i'll tie my fingers into knots around your neck Please tell me it's flowers your'e selling, not dope Your cute cheeks like chipmunks playing in the grass the day after I regained my senses and arjan i thought what is happening in this ..... As he smashed the altar with a madman's gaze How daily life really sucks without pot Though teary-eyed, I would not weep again. A man and a dwarf with a telescope and all that is left to do is sigh, long into the night "I like big butts and I cannot lie" said the popinjoy You other brothers cant deny! "when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist...." I asked 'does anyone remember swap shop with Noel Edmonds?' "And STILL" he sighed "we haven't found the soap". I used to own a dwarf but he escaped to Munich One thousand overdue library books fell upon the sad clown those who are afraid to fall never fly, "Sexy, everything about you is so sexy!" said the popinjoy I stood in the rain and shed forlorn tears, "Sexy, everything about you is so sexy!" The Blue whale's heart is the size of a family car The stars are always darker when I sit beside the ugy piano Luxembourg is a myth, how could it possibly exist! That man is a serious danger to geese said Tim Why did he just kick his own face off? how will you ever know if you never try this poem stinks I think that cheese is the greatest invention on Earth might just reach your every dream Cheese is made from milk. I learnt that from God. God's nice isn't he. God's nice I like God Rachel finally announced her love for Guy................... guy doesn't love rachel, he loves God....... I SAID OH ITS GETTIN' HOT IN HERE, ..... God is good too, but so's other love I went to see the show. And then I killed them all. Fortunately, roses are red and you will be dead we cannot all be natural geniuses,it has to be said... To what? The hue of no-one knew but whether it was or if it did, the matter was not for you so question not the pharisee and question not the jew for if you keep on questioning you're lose sight of who is you. so take a chance, i say How long afflicted you have had to cope are things gonna work out? we dont know and think of sylvia, as you live your humble life As we had kinky sex all afternoon he will conver all his tails of woe to hay nonny nonny! You know the aliens have stolen our best as the cross eyed man hands us our newlywed packet who cares, he's a ninny! odi et amo. quare id faciam fortasse requiris? nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior. and then I woke up plagaurism is fun. And not a word of such escaped his lips And our ears will ring with the hellcats' squeals listen to her high heels moan oh sweet life I call thee i dont love u, i hate u, i feel to ducktape u and slap u While our hearts are filled with unending lust til i get swollen palms. sample the snap wen i broke ur arm run u over in a stolen car then i'll dump u in a burning barn with knitting needles in ya spinal cord hanging by a scarf, stabbed with a rhino's horn fracture ya skull with the bones of a dinosaur capture ya soul, i aint finished why ya dying for? split ya belly leave ya hanging in a dining room mummys little boy the safest place was inside her womb Somtimes I cry and cry and cry. the lower you sink happier I am How will I ever get by? And the scattered shards of passion cut to touch I jumped into the air, my soul ablaze landing to break my foot on a rock as you reach out for her reckless beauty. fatty & skinny were in the bath, fatty blew off so skinny go fatty and skinny were in the bath, fatty blew off, so skinny got out If you ever leave me I will hunt you down and kill you every time i watch this movie i want to smoke really just because i want to die too much love will kill you every time we cry, the earth is beautiful! 'and that is the end of that!' cried the Pope. The apple wine doth beckon thee as the pope looked up, giving a poke to the choir boy who yelped aloud what spilled came fast&the sound not so harsh as the gospel And grinned so happily to the crowd wow someone is writing this at the same time as me!!!! Do not hurt me dear my feet are sore Oh shut up hag your such a bore and they most certainly did NOT live happily forever after!! Wolves and Tigers were singing songs of woe Haven't you a single golden yam? no but ive seen a silver ham I flung the potato and hurt its eyes a shame that this poem does not scan too well i hope it is not sent straight to poem hell Today is the day to tell all secrets I do believe i've mastered how to smoke questioning tongues in nailed mouthes -mug whumpa whumpa moop chunka_ -mug whumpa whumpa moop chunka- said the slithy-tove to the borogrove welcoming words from behind angry eyes My girlfriend dumped me, I broke my cool black nerd glasses Feel reality twist and sway. meandering through mass hysteria "well shit in shinola!" she yelped How do you say "I cannot say I do?" I have not a clue who it was that sent you. the boys they loved; they kissed the boys they kissed the monkey,the banana,the underwear,the chair under the tree and so i beg of you, take heed, the words of the popinjay For who dost know his wisdom, prey, I do say nay, not I Oh man, I wish I had a piece of pie And Spectrum was born! AND THUS THE MACHINE TAKES SOMEONE'S CONTROL elope really, you're never going to recover from this, you know I made off with the begging machine so everyone can breathe we rejoice and swim in blue pools of chlorine for I am the man from nantucket My brother's ipod says rock computer on it. back to the hospital, only 16 years later where my rifle was coated in mud. i and i been in babylon too long What breathed the man in blue unto the buddha? Come with me, and I will show you the night I know you never liked me anyway I cannot sleep while my love from me does flee. ta-tim, ja-blim,zi-rum, pi-tum, cha-ching! I did it! iambic! chill in the air makes the sky seem less blue mmmmmm... crackers how many more before the record is broken? I am a girl called Helmut! Fetch me my sword! Alligator was here...and she bit your head off!!! *hiccups* Just popped in for a cuppa and a chat there is an immunology exam on Febuary second 'Hath thou any pot my love?' I whispered sweetly Baileys is flowing such as melted chocolate from a spoon. we are all ragam we are all ragamuffins in the world of elbows! hee hee owww my feet are on fire shamon............. you minge teasing bastard it were proper bo i tell thee! we drove that night, the stars our guide i hope u hav a shite chrismas yess miss i have finished writing i dont really will you kiss ma fanny i'm up and down like a fucking yo yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! backaw, backaw, creatures of the thriller its like noel Edmands fucking house party in ere i wanna be the reason you smile..... sometimes ma minge kicks out a right pooonnnnggggg!!!!!! elbow, elbow, where far art thou elbow??? dont shoot i'm polish ou u wee jobe. on ya push bike luffie girl...... i luffie ou all... only if ou not narsey!! school iam here yes mis iam stoping now teddington school, england is where a person lives da luffe gels liver der hello said the badger did you eat my pie sausages are not at all to be sneezed at but you may blow your nose regularly on a cheeseburger despite the yellowhammers who live within Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker a trillion billion elephants dancing upon a microbe will never ever change the way I feel about purple varnish unless the ticklish one intervenes with a laugh and a snort like a thousand earthquakes So I follow someone elses diary But it was all in vain, for Bob was dead. the sheey dear sheepy this grid of days can be a joyful prison With bars of spagetti for food and escaping because you lied to me i sighed And is it really stupid, To wonder if you are telling me truth or lies, or are you enemy I don't know but all I think, is... SEA ANENAME I stood one one and its blood was purple better had it been a turtle A masiive one, and we'd sail away The giant turtle, me and Auntie Murtle sail away sail away sail away she sat on a puff and went to the roof The marrow said he was green with measles In my head I hear a bell ring Ding ding ding ding bing bing bing ting ting forever Then with a crack it broke and fell with the sound of a gong why do i do this everyday? Barbie cried gnashing her pearly whites zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz burn popinjay burn!!!! burn burn burn! singing ash sings "hey non nonny! nonny hey nonny" slow down brown cow... how NOW brown cow! today a fly flew in my eye & i drowned it in my tears and a gently falling feather from an angels wing yeh, whatever, said Paulo Bastard you are,bastard you be,bastard I love you. and with a roar justplywood saw some saucy random frogs!! Will you love me? And he picked a part of me he knew he could keep for later the bastard the frogs were dancing on the upturned trees and my love turned and said to me 'you are completly mad you know' then god said "Lets plug magiver.co.uk" or lastminute.com might be better and all the world will his loss lament For all the years he hid his bent ness (pentameter correctness) As I dance on a box of vitimin pills one legged dick stance... hop! The world slows down, its almost still, In life there is just one great thing, that's love Its was vodka and wine that made me ill But tonight I will be drinking still... The most important thing today is Is she ancient or just patient? Cried Steve dunno she's fucking old though yelped Neve But yet he still could not believe his eys as But yet he still could not believe his eyes as may your soul buzz with the hum of true love she smiles to murder the ones she loves Once apon a time I went the store. Oh how it was such a bore Sperm donors to lose anonimity e bent down on 1 knee & sed "i tink i better leave rite now" Oh would the world could beat to Susan's drum. To beat her drum, one beats her bum too bad he was out of ham, o the ham o the ham part my spam castanets and call me vera!! and my mouth so full of peas i'm a tired and poopy beef pasty splodge. yes, sir, i would love some cheese with sticky hands of sugary slush Ms PeeHen Jan, Glitterboy Ste, MickyLicky, Hugh Jorgan,Korr covering my mouth, "could i haff some more, pleafffff" part my spam castanets an call me Madge! and with his dying breath, he uttered the phrase scotch tape and cheddar cheese...oh the possibilities Hey You! Come to me, oh naked lady. Hey You, come to me oh naked lady. my thoughts a-gain be-tray a selfish mind mind? oh the mind is the bigges bitch of them all We'll eat him up this a swedish sausage in a monkey barrel and the influence was greater than either expected how hard do you like it? i like it hard. Yet a dialectic: the hard softened, and the soft hardened and the moogles had ran out of kupo nuts And then the great and globulous shall splurge hmmmmmmmm its not poetry day any more..... SARAJAYNE WOZ ERE HI CARMEL SARAJAYNE SARAJAYNE JARA SAYNE The fish turned pink when they added two drops Amidst the clouds, there was a ray of light Nature is beauty for now and always practice tricks taught well after the master is gone since after all, we're only here for a short time And the purpose of it all is... Tuesday Free me from this cgae called life Free me from this cage called life the Pope cried back hang on popinjay Im sorting out the wren come hell or high water Your eyes are like arrows that pierce my heart Your voice is a whisper that dances through my ears as sweet as Pez The rest was death, and death alone. the snow laden trees bent over; waving a silent goodbye Roses are red, people are blue, make it happen! Bitch! LIVE OR LET LIVE, FOR ONCE! OR DIE!!!!!!!!!! That's not very nice said Bella to her fella, Tara was beautiful i want to ctrl-alt-delete you, my love at the end of the day, all it boils to is a lump of turnip.. aromatic spices.......... if i'm still alive. the insane, twisted teddybear flipped through the air If only I'd thought of a soap on a rope the more important question is what is to become of us? my boxing hands done did beated up my daddy my daddy cried for want of a flamingo but its feathers didnt stay pink all night life and i have nothing in common he mumbled whence has fled iambic pentameter? Confused! Confused! My weakening heart doth cry the pink feathers haunt me in my sleep To mourn the loss of wit and skill in prose I can't remember my line, I'm sure it will be fine i wish for wool without a translation What are you doing in my apple tree? mercy oh, oh mercy pope Carolin Carolin your technique is untouchable Whenever I think of it, i put on my mother's coat hiccoughing twice and blinking thrice will kill the fairies That dame has the biggest buns mine eyes have e'er seen For God so loved the world that he gave his And then she was there with all her hair And to be fair, the wise man sayeth to the python "Dost thou knoweth where I can find the company of a whore? Extended Warrenty? How Could I Lose? what you are now, we once were, what we are now, you will be the boat bit me i didnt laugh it was the sea And she said 'Ni Hao Ma?' We wept tears of sulfur that burned off cheek-skin. tears of joy tears of pain The name of the game is snaps all flakes are alike? meet my ex-husbands Deconstruction in context: oxymoron spirit fled to night-dimmed wood, forsaken Iambic pentameter? I think not. you can burry it in hope you can burn it in lies the significance of totality And it shown through me as if purging my soul cried the archangel of love Carolin oh Carolin how I long to touch thy thighs You kill me slowly,like you drink your tea,taking your time ti tum ti tum lucy ti tum ti tum My wings are covered in Mr. Jay's poo I never knew you didn't even care "I guess we'll jus have to cope", says the Pope I'll squeeze your ass cheeks so tight your fart squeeks Oh the glory of corney art jokes. forth word tidy black... what i feel right now. "ow!" she cried out in pain. He just smiled and poked her And the PANTHERS ARE GONNA WIN THE SUPERBOWL! opium goonies gonna get oggling guess you wasted your time Alison Noelker is a fatty fatso I love my teddy the owls are not what they seem Seraph conjoined freely to shock the ghosts Jessicas what it seems, sleeping soundly, a peacful slumber Ryans going to bed hows that for a line then smile upon a summer's day, love is in the air Can you spare some change for a cup of tea? like sharks smell bleeding, like ships still sinking. Yes, I do see the boy over there the boy over there is coming his hair MUMMY! my teddy's stopped breathing! dont worry its probably just sleeping So that no more people would have to pay My dad says it's all to do with 'them gays' so i stopped to think about it all British people can't handle snow Fudge packing is the best job in Scotland!!! whats black an white and drinks like a horse? A Zebra of course my world had ended. . . happy hour was over. I looked at my backpack and cried, there is no space left So i bought a dog and called him Rover So thats the day i painted my knob blue and thought hell why not i'll do my balls too korr wanted blue boobs but ste wouldnt do the honours! before twe knew it closing time was upon us! so she slapped him with her tits in tune to cocopabana a quick tequila and off we set but korr would rather dance to bananarama well roast my potatoes and show me your fandango! and then i wagered my cash on a bet i dared korr to show me her spam castanets J'adore ma pantalon brun!! je suis une disco!! she clap clapped her castanets an covered them in branston!! What is an auditor? words like bubbles, forming in my mouth, bubbling to the sky like...having rabies on crack Thence David Blaine cried, "Get me outta this crazy box!" Spare me O kind Sir, for I did not sought to harm another ma Spare me O kind Sir, for I did not sought to harm anyone Life is a bitch, then you die coulson likes girls Gem and Dan rock on printers Bum Eyes Come back to the pincer Fonzie MEH!!! is this forever going to be here? Whole, and undying bore da pawb! sut wyt ti? alex is mine! toasties r damn good wen dun in a fridge your arse is a good as your brain is big even if you wear a wig But that don't matter. the wind howled & cried around my house Yes, it did. Indeed, it did. And the moral of the story is: Hey Ya, Hey Ya My baby don't mess around 12:51 That's the time my voice Found the words I sought Infinite words of wisdom always come after the fact. Hark! The camel slumbers silent this eve. Cathryn Parkin's Fabulously Beautiful Eyes her longing clasped in crystal minds of clay wee shy timerous neddy how is dy shiny heddie,come hae a lau gh wee john watty I named my apartment after a cheap wine. my sixth sense is to see live people Who likes butta? Come on, who likes it? Wah!! today I witness your sexual meaning and there was much rejoycing!! shut up just shut up shut up! everyone i know goes away in the end 1 is the number ye be seeking you could have it all, my empire of dirt beneath the stains of time I love winter in summer time But Napoleon stole it away and Elisabeth had to pay I miss my dad Perry I love someone who doesn't love me, what can I do but stare I always joked I'd control the world, Or at least own the Dallas Stars and move them to Quebec city I soooo EVIL and yet I can't kill an ants Thank you very much Bien a vous, Catherine, Catherine, Catherine *************The last ten lines were mine.****************** I need a crap be polite and look away sambuca! me eyes decieve when i see your sultry glare I need a crap i need a crap to Ah, to masterbate is to access the divine Fast as Cool Papa Bell when chicks play the game, they can outplay the playas the ultrasound revealed the forming alien but why is all the rum gone? it is vile and will destroy thee well my feet are stuck and my half a buck is wasted in this machine I want to smash the faces of all the men in the world I may be a cunt and a bitch but I fuck pretty good Say what? Tears falling like shattered glass And the Popinjoy was a bird once... and then it wasn't His wings batter aganist the wind, the faith we're in eating seeds is a pastime activity Love, so fast yet distant feeds our hope. But my hope is still so fucking hungry gravity is cuz the earth sucks all your base are belong to us It be like that sometimes, papa. Popinjays, apricots, cherries and pears. Red Robin necromantic spiral of life sucked dry the sound of a tree falling is in a butterfly's wings Jen sabula is hideous and obese Poland Highschool is a cool place...you should go there You horrible beast you've just come on my umbrella The card was rained with wealth A Lark Loves Intense Sex On Nearby L A K E S and one more Goddess will journey the emblazoned skies its weird how the world is-- reason for tears, and smiles.. and I cry when it's dark He just threw my purple bow overboard? But that is nothing to cry for tday I found my true love and killed her she quivered with the last spasms of death her tears glistened and dried upon her cheek she would never cry or die again "You leave me here, forlorn, without a hope?" the wind makes the chain It wasn't that his penis was perfect, just very appealing perhaphs because it reminded her of bar of galaxy it is not I but he who who comes and go Joelle is the most beautiful of them all But there are also beautiful flowers, trees, birds, bugs.... and above all these, are slugs! everyone in the world needs a hug today. How powerful is the ocean God put before us...how beautiful. life is shit and crazy man, you're born, you eat, you die. gilbert the cone, i miss ya. i was going to buy you a pickle however since you're sad I will just tickle Spam, spam, spam, eggs and spam... how we both love eggs and spam und so habe ich mein schlafenzug verloren You hurt me like I've never been hurt before. Freedom is whoever landed on your dick the Poumagche twists between my grimie nails! For I am called... Geschlechtsverkehrmaschine. Alone. The termite eats away at my hardened heart. Amongst others we cry... into testicular cancer but a sweet smell of hope covers the zoophilia victims only 17 more minutes before my phone rings in the dark And the sheep did loudly sing their praises Lisa...I miss you, please call me I didn't pay the prostitute for sex, but to leave. Can't write, bad pen, no thoughts, Amen I cannot find my furry sope! If you are still reading, you are a chosen one, Und so habe ich mein Schlafzug gefunden and tiffanie smelled the cack. and i laughed at it. jake ate callie poop and jake had beef curtain And the giant fupa was munched by callie and jake callie and tee tee starred at the gaping fupa. and then the fupa popped jake then licked it clean it was icky it smelled like a winky i mean wicky not winky the FUPA Amoeba, amoeba: you remind me of biotic symbiosis. Down with Bush! I do not like green eggs and ham. and insomniacs take flight at midnight Bugger me, I'm to tired for this shit I need to feel hallucinogenic please send me some dope!! gimme back my wig! In the silence of the moment I beheld myself as god & diety If I were god I would make all cats wear their intestines om the outside BUT THEN!!!! I raised my FIST in anger Wonder is the beginning of wisdom Education is what is left after you have forgotten what you learned at school and now shake loose these shakles of your life my mom says i'm handsome me gusta comer My frog has no place to live. And it makes him sad. Could such a small man have such a large erection? it was true, the protuberance was huge a tear on her cheek, she said, "mmmbop, badubadop, ba du..." i squeeze my zit and a lump of pus explodes into oblivion Access is God consciousness and memory stop mid-sentence and alas, I have no spork roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and i think you're really stupid The pegasi are prancing in alfalfa and rolling in hot salsa It are my innermost values that I don't fear Bread and butter and please don't stutter but flounder as tartly as a quizzened rathsbole, verily! for wanton is the brazen rasin that yodels in the night into the dark, the concrete dawn broke guilty feet have got no rhythm send me the dark angel bollocks is it a day for hope somethings going on, but i don't know what perhaps the idea of relativity will help read i down or read i up? And should I risk it for a biscuit? Too many ponies, not enough guns Cry all you like, laugh all you want, dance whenever. but did you ever really love me like i loved you? I see you here and I do deem you free My, is that a flying tree? Enumeration became his downfall for he counted one by one the buttocks in his office Wipe that face off your head and the tears only showed the beginning... she was marred to the muffin man, i have lost the will to leave!!!!! so i ate a monkey and it tasted funky on the fridgid battlements of my heart I watched the faithful march into eternity say I, Great Pope for I have wished to be Cold air appeared as smoke as he exhaled on the frosty night te tum te tum te tum te tum Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty Fuck this is long terror tenor chewing cherries toothtaste and the purple llama cried "what is to become of the Popinjoy" a wop bam boogie a wop bam boo we live in student halls, by the bins there is some poo their reactions were quite absurd ''Do pigeons lay eggs?'' the Popinjoy asked I did it all for the nookie; the nookie. Alas, my babies are just floating around, not making a sound Thither my custard will splat, like tears of a dessert ogre Hark! The yellow pelican stole my hat! I BELIEVE IN PURPLE TURTLES it took me 3mins 43 seconds to scroll from top to bottom I only lived and loved in your sweet delicate embrace. Uno, svei, thrice I thrust thou upon the loins of epiphany at the end of the day i only have myself to blame i want to fuck-sex keisuke i will melt you with my breath and restore you with my soul Bow down mere mortals for I am the mighty Pickle... get me a man who loves me as I am then everything collapsed into itself clever clever clever cliche clever never fear, the cheese is here! You are so Musical, like a splayed out heart. Thou art low-life scum, how does that make you feel. Smallness is ALWAYS a virtue. I Love Horses. They're my friends. I felt like hitler, my life strewn with wants of power Time is Relative to the Observer. Time is Time. Humanity is Failier. And there was light, but it took 2 days for the electricity Melodrama is my Art. Art is my Melodrama. Meldorama? Think I'd rather sit and grease my lovely parka Then when its darker, find a partner and revel in its sleazy Markla Whatever am I going to do with this? a friend with weed is a friend indeed And the badgers played bissfully with the apple tree I sit and think forever at a time, I can't make this rhyme! And God only knows how I made this line the waking day is wrangling in hopes of sinking in the moon it is such a pulchritudinous place. all gamblers and fancy ladies must check in with the captain with a multihuediness face tis a dolce vida, my cousin's fucking Beada And she has the most repulsive grace 'cause this is my United States of Whatever until thy work will be done Without my eyes, I know not what I see poor popinjay, we all have ADD, and it is left to wander. peace out my friend, this will have to end but not yet, because I didn't get a chance to spread my oopsie poopsies, ran out of lines... My eyes have seen the light within your chest she is one of the few true angels with demon wings I wanted it to end but then it finally began And yet her face doth conceal her soul her desire to fart and so much more MY APPENDIX....... and when we dance we dance alone IS AS MUCH USE AS A 1-LEGGED MAN IN AN ARSE KICKING CONTEST I feel just like someone else falling to the ground like a emperor penguin's feather lust followed by guilt, constantly repeating The cataclysmal tone of a deep scarlet With golden locks and eyes of blue, Sarah, ran the chaos valerie needs a boyfriend and lives in tennessee..... help valerie is very cute too! I promise, i dont lie This feeling was written over your face-why do i feel it? And she continued in Swedish: är det så här att dö? And then a penguin stole my hat And wore it to dinner with a cravat and sat on the mat, like the cat in the hat. Balls! I will never forget the times we had that damn penguin makes me sad though strange it was that he wore plaid i'm sorry, that penguin? my bad! twas the only child i ever had i;m tired of not talking to you, he shouted And the jollyboys drank till their livers did rot! alas, can a full grown woman truly love a midget? damn hippies are protesting again!! Fie, Harry Potter! Look what you have done! Fred he said, crying out and nibbling bread "Fred" he said, crying out and nibbling bread Death to Dubya! The hell that he hath wrought! The Popinjoy was sadly destroyed by insensitive Roy you cannot step into the same cowpat twice Feed the Bird, Tuppence a bag! I believe in miracles, this morning I woke up very happy.... if you know what I mean...Mr WankinSON.... A piano fell, it weighed at least a ton no fish has ever sung as beautiful as the moon swears I've read this poem - EVERY VERSE! NOTHING could be written that would make it worse!! hide a darkened charactor behind a mask, such senseless task Worse - US Democratic Candidates - our future curse! And I wished I worked in the post office, i hear that within i can find a woman, Dorris. alas the pope had no chuckleberry pie to smoke It is the cross-dresser in me I fear... God save the sex pistols there a bunch of wholesome blokes. Its my ltitle friend Michael who lives in my ear. O yea! I will show you fear in a handful of dust. The little girl on the plane Who turned her doll's head around To look at me what the hell is a popinjay! he wandered.... and with a gentle put purposeful jab inserted the doll Japey from which it follows that pi is nineteen spend time it pleads in reverie the soul is buried deep, reaching for a hand at the surface Your chocolate kisses are in a jar by the window they always do me good The end is nigh said the lonely gorilla to the fly yes indeed it is soon said the rather ugly baboon The End we danced on Bukowski's grave, but he did'nt mind ...and everything was shimmering and then the egg slapped him on the face ohh its that time A moment, immortality was ours and then he felt the cold hand of the ween If Love Was In The Air Then I Was Suffocating Wat fait has begotten me to commit dis neva ending journey?! ^^Above line.....PATENT PENDING BY SAADIA!!!!^^ if there are, there will be. S'il y a, il y aura its betta 2 hav loved & lost den neva 2 love so 4 b happy! popinjay You'll find a loophole in the Golden Rule all the world needs is a little love and of corse it will need a popinjoy So with that last warble, the popinjay fell to his death And cried "Hear the drummer get wicked!" Fan-na-na-na-naaa always coca cola!! Benrik, wont you buy me a mercedes benz? Bread! Bread! It makes me strong! The world for some bread! Harry Potter was then killed by wolves. hark, what makes such angelic calls from yonder window? Oh it is my love who has come for me. twas ne'er i e'er whence anon o'er thine sword mine good sir I love thee! Icy crosswalks impede on my footsteps the solom feel of indirect life jesus may hate jello but he loves pudding It's time to end the war. Promise to never make ammends. Your the worst programmer and im the worlds best hacker... your in a COMPUUUTTTEEERRRR!!! for i did no wrong, i swear it And mercy dripped from his lips like early morning dew YOU GUYS SUCK AT POEMS When she saw this, she got up and left, forever he flew outside, drowned in the sunlight I ditched my kite in the trees, but I was still alive but thanked Christ he was still wearing her hat Why can't the silliness reign over all? Funny how I think of your even now i meant to say "you even now" Even I like the brown cow i saw this site and the book and was like oh dang wow Why oh why? As he cut of his nose, there was no hope! Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe!!! And every where that mary went, the lamb was sure to go... Especially with her mothers mint sauce a bald headed egal otherewise known as Kerpner!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...Use the force.... But what of the horse? Horse is brown. and i laugh in the face of reality she answered: "Please, don't feed the crocodiles" do you know chloe solomon, she likes to show her tiny tits with only her panties on but one day she awoke, and they were gone. but no matter, chloe solomons tiny tits were her best bits. anyway. hay hay she'd say at least my egg cups fit. she'd say sun rises, sun falls and this one time at corfu band camp....... inspired by sounds so sweet and magical she tried to sing but it sounded tragical She was fat and ugly...but her voice was magical. I want a kitten...a white one.... He will be a boy, and he will be called "Kaboodle" with fur softer than a babe's bottom The butcher smiled like an angel covered in blood. But then he disappeared up to the rainbow As the Pope laughed like a wild hyena Then someone else said "ya'll lets go huntin' " i live in the country and i love the clouds The M&M's are calling out my name...saying, eat me, I'm good falling into the endless dark, the pit of screamless dead the moon watchs the world with weary eyes an sighs and says, all is gone all is dead great big moose are lovely beings tomatoes are fresher than beezwax on a tuesday morning you smiled, and I was captured My elbow's name is rapture As Minkeyboodle, my cat, lay in the sun, my sister farted. jones soda appeared and to all was given for a feast but pepsi beat them all why do you have such lazy people working here? and then the song was smashed by a tic-tac. i never want my lines to be cut by the cats of new design Do not squash me like a budding sinner. For i would like to go to dinner and feed this empty mind of mne and the penguin said "I do" clean your mouth with iodine bursting vessel in his eye, unwinding as the time goes by unkind to say the least, i think. i think i may have sprung a leak the point of bowling is hard to reach never underestimate the best and worst that we may make clap your lids and close your eyes angst and thanks for empty tanks of vasoline and acid freeze hollow laughs and empty sighs angels sweep the floor aint it such a bore would you not be pleased, if i were to be freed? salt of the sand of the baren land, burry your head..be dead craving constant conversation the case of freedom verse the nation chlorine to kill the gasping children begging just to be forgiven pride has killed the simple man damn you and your empty plan as if life were but a small hairy leaf eater then living would be so much neater eat at joanne's sometimes it hurts, hmmm quite a lot more candies please im getting tired of these hours on my knees Last night I dreamed of mermaids smear blood and watch it shine in the summer sun While the fresh air pollutes the smoker. Smoke, that not only displaces time, but intagonizes love love that is not unflawless but instead, love that is compromising but for compromises unmade, for I'm not in love with love she wasn't either, I showed her how to love to be in love or how, was I wrong to think that she could grow to love it? I love you, Britney Short And she was as ugly as she was stupid, inconceivably so Evil meatballs are coming!!! All Beware!! "Last chance to see my underpants!" said Gandulf. Oh, I sure do love his skivvies Your mother was a whore life is beautiful - it's a shame most people are not lapremiere fois que je vous vis vous me plutes et m'epatates a great shame, but 'tis life that made ugly- ironic, no? The bed is made, the open window lets the rain in. It is nothing, it is nothing at all, my dear Roy! and, lo! The foxiest of the foxes cry Donald with the wind But no one can hear when soil fills the ears of the damned oh ho ho my leg is in plaster hey yay it is sexy as the Raven is the love of our lives Raven is my love as she is wonderfull last night a dj ruined my life, she said But alas, she is a bumble bee, so it can never be, and this i know, his teeth were white as snow Until he bit my ear off, and they were marred with red Forsooth, I have a llama in my soup better late than never oh cripes, oh hell, the potato has gone! it's runaway with the spoon 010010100100100001010111011100100100001001110100011110010000 COCK SUCKING, MOTHERFUCKING, WHORE!!!!! FUCK YOU ALL TO HEL L!!! When Chloe Solomon pulled her little bra down Chloe Solomon only made the boys frown Because Chloe Solomon had very small tits And only girls thought Chloes little tits were her best bits but Chloe Solomons ass -that was top class and Chloe Solomons wet cunt is pretty good too. The world dosen't spin with out you and wept at the sight of the snow Don't touch that dial wollt ihr das bett in flammen sehen quite oh the seedy degrading tones of a modern immoral world Nothing of me is original. We are all such Products yes. I am chloe solomon. I'm brunette with little titties and I'm real flirty but if you ask I can get real dirty As angels desend from above so let the world be filled with angels desend from above let the world be filled with love Alas, the sex had been but a cruel trick of the light non nobis is a very cool school song becca baked my eye in a pie i said bye you guy maddy that was shite you could do so much better becca has blue poo maddy is really an.................................... alien guys you r like so immature maddy has blue pubes even worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Becca is reallly an alien 2 I knowww lets get on with the poem don't be so childish maddy i am not an alien you are!hahaha this world is full of material people and others that try to make it a better place But alas, the river of our blood runs thin... and the agony is overwhelming - almost ecstasy It reminded me slightly of my vasectomy. and the people questioned 'What in the hell is a Popinjay?' desperate to unravel even the slightest clue to their ennui is there no end in sight for this shite her beauty makes my eyes bleed If love's a mistake, I hope I never become wise The day the small donkey drank from the bad well. Despite all your hope, you're still just a goat on a rope. or should that be ----- soap on a rope? But the Popinjay, a big fop, was a flop What the hell is a Popinjay!!!!!?!?!?!??!? but reprimand my friend, due injust serve That I could wildly flail at in brief despair potty mouth to all you who say potty things schroedinger's cat has left his box I suddenly had a notion that my nipples need lotion. ( o Y o ) maybe tomorrow will not be rainy. He was as punctual as death you are my mother you bring me out of the gutter--KER Even though you stabbed me in the womb with a closehanger... I cannot blame your righteous echo/flanger Choreographing monkeys.on a string of wax linings.Fartings! darting. parting. Martyr-...ing... And quote the raven, "Nevermore." BENRIK + DIANA KAO, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.. Chillin' like Bob Dylan like penaclian And the quote the raven,"By the shore" Myelinsheaths speedup actionpotentials betweenNodesofRanvier Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?? "Who me?" "..yes you." "Wasn't me." "Then who?" Diana stole the cookie from the cookie jar! The freaks come out at night. Benrik says," Gimme that cookie!! GIMME!" DIANA+BENRIK!! I love you. You love me. Lets go and have an orgy. brass monkey. That funky monkey. Brass monkey junky. I'd love to have an orgy, dahling!! Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupan? Jesus says amen. We should all say it. I have honey poupan. That is pooped on. Damn, you a big fine woman won't you back that ass up. oh wait- amen backing up... backing up... One, twice, three times a lady. oh crap what was that bump Gimmie what you got for a pork chop. did you hear? benrik and I are engaged. The 7 dwarves were done, and snow white was taken upstairs.. Abracadabra I want to reach out and grab ya. Teenage mutant nija turtles. Hero in a half shell. Turtle power. Hens love roosters. Gesse love ganders. But everyone else loves Ned Flanders. Not me!! But everyone that matters loves Ned Flanders. I do not matter but i love Ned Flanders i laughed and laughed and laughed and the nice people took s i laughed & laughed so the nice people took my scissors away Then I burned them with my laser eyesight And told the chitlins "Good night" hath no more wrath than an ignoble gnat I'll sleep another day and then waste my life away As the sky goes all cold and grey so I'm singing baby don't worry, cause now I got your back, as the sun went down i said farewell jack and off he scampered into the dark wood it was then i knew all was understood and I rested my head on the wings of an angel i think i'll go and have a cup of tea i love horses - they're my friends :D monkey in a chair, bananna in the underware, by a tree. give me your huddled masses.....I'll shoot them in the head! I forget what I wrote and the killer sheep carried on killing until every1 in the world woz under his command but one day the killer sheep got pneumonia and the killer sheep woz killed... the end of an era oh and who the fck has an obsession with popinjays??? I can't believe it is still sitting here looking I SAID TO MYSELF "I BET SHARI K IS REALLY HAPPY RIGHT NOW" me duele el cerebro el pensar en estas cosas, popinjoy..que? said the spaniard who sucked the life from the poem Thy poetry stinks, im going to the pub. everyones mum sucks cock some days you're the dog, some dogs you're the hyrant! Blah blah blah popinjay and saskiacakes. Also penguins. And so it was that the penguin ate Saskia's face off. 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 He was a doofus, but boy was he tall We still on about Saskia? A height that'd make even the sparkliest angel fall Dunno, you'd have to ask-a Cowboy butts make me nuts kiki m. has twelve left feet The panda refused to listen to anything other than 80s music Don't pray to God for your immortal soul i am a square that has no sides if god is a nut, i am the fucking nut police Night falls, and dawn breaks. On this blessed following morn you hear the winter breeze. "Help!" he cried. "Stop the bleeding!" But they just laughed, laughed, laughed. And after a while, the got bored. So Max Ross Yaller hit them all with hammers. And he laughed, laughed, laughed. NO, not Maxwell. Silver makes for crappy hammers. I'm talking about Max. The guy makes chainmail. And one time, he peed on Andrea Telenko's leg. She's kinda short, so he got away with it. 8====> So the popinjay flew off... Im shuuuper sthanks for ashking UBERNAUSTRUM!!!!!!! Sweet sweet satisfying revenge...the flames burn in my eyes. The bluejay flew off after the wind blew. and forever the sullen donkey weeps THE END And so she sat, pondering the fair skinned bow weilder and then little timmy got the stregnth to win the nationals why is life being a bitch and slapping me my balongy has a first name its O-S-C-A-R Where did that dart hit you? Dogs are white and hairy, Guinea Pigs are blind. And in the end, nothing else matters except...can you guess? email me at 02tloveday@miltoncross.portsmouth.sch.uk. and you shall find what you've been looking for it's late but still in time twas and twill always be the etched into my ear wax the dog, fruchie, laughed a shallow laugh at all and sundry Popinjoy is a figment of our imagination why should be believe what he says Roses are Red Violets Are Blue I'm a Schizophrenic and so am I He was nothing but everything ...i could ever wish for--in a walter Cling tenaciously to my BUTTOCKS! of arrows pick not one Well I most certainly dont (believe the popinjay, that is) Oh yeah, and we're schizo too but I cannot call my contribution poetry CHEEEEEESE STRAAAWWWWS! : ) She knew nothing that was of interest to express. Anyhow. Like i giv a shit about ur poetry I just want a fishfinger for a friend your crime is most mellifluous but a fishfinger, would be delicious "EAT ME" cried the fish whatever you do, just don't toss me back into that dish of foul sticky battery goo that oh so closely resembles poo it must be so good knowing you can go somewhere and automati cally have a good time don't say anything unless you can impruve upon the silence Hush! Not a word to Mary, this ailment is becoming scary! yo, ma hizzle is hairy! and thats when i knew...OH GOD!! OH GOD!! sarah was good in bed ;) this sick fucken numbness will burn us to death and beyond death unto the grave unless we turn to Christ why??????????? i shall not do what it is you say ...But my intentions were good! Ian takes half an hour or more to jizz But when it cums like champagne it doth fizz Gilheany likes to take bears up the bum It takes him less time that Ian to cum His brain is so-so, but he has a multicoulred toe And yet amongst this cacophany of thoughts, I find peace "You sir, are a rare bird" the queer man said to me Pardon me, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? But the weasle only indulged upon cheese of the gods White Oleander, the essence of my soul Free me from thy prison If I shall try, I'll fail to procreate. I like big butts. I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny. when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist . You get sprung, want to pull out the gun. Rare birds get eaten unashamedly Cause you know that butt was stuff. Your looking and can't stop staring. Oh baby I wan't to get with you. I won't cus or hit ya. My homeboys try to warn me but that butt got me So horney I give myself to HIM! He who has given everything to me but later i turned him down so i could write poetry orange turtles flutter about the ocean if life gives you babies please dont throw them too far away because after today Life's not as it seems, only reality can be found in dreams I wrote your name and mine on the top of the Eiffel Tower. It's unfair that we live on different continents. Be we scream with the breath of our time And not even realize we live the rhyme His golden manefell silently to earth The rest of us fell off our beds but it was miss plum in the WC with the pipe whodunnit the stars are black with guilt at your beauty the owl and the pussy cat went to see tooty i have a feeling that i am moor fruity maybee i need to do a poopy? its in the music the streets and your booty and why is yourr horrn so verry hooty and owr lives are very spooky in loving memory to bobby and booby whos loving souls flew so high and loopy they creepthed in ancient vines in times of looty ode, ode to them ahem; the cutey as for popinjoy, his dreams are sooty Hmmm, and mine are weaty! the german name for mother is mootty all this kafuffel is rather witty we are all helping ooty FO DOOM fo shizzel fo paris my nizel what is a poppinjay cried the pope A POPINJAY IS A BIRD!!!! A LITTLE BIRDIE YOU FOOOL! beatus vir i have the most wonderful midwinter plates and tea sets! and dont you forget suzie cooper!!! its susie you And now, you have made me gasp for blue air, Oh God, days were better with www.thebaggers.com, trust me damn it all, i have candy cane stuck in my teeth we all go through phases when ugly men are pretty Thank God I'm Norwegian! mit schenkin I love Anna mit Schinken What are you doing with my soap?! but soth where does today bring I thought i was getting that but i chose to elope But gubernatorial did not rhyme with diet coca cola. waves willow in windy weepy winter, This blatent happiness is not for me! Love sucks more than your Mom. Mom said-The steam shall rise from the depths of purgatory to engulf my precious wonder Diversion by perversion creates an aversion to conversion Once enslaved, the mind depraved, through storms it braved, to find what it craved. "what would you do for a klondike bar" said the little man i wouldn't be late OHHH! The jellyfish! Watch out for the jellyfish! the weed indeed, succeeds to fulfull my needs Jack , Jack , the Pumpkin Cat - Why Doest Thou Yowl So? Yowl Yowl ... Quite Fowl. Not as Pleasent as an Owl. What more can I give to you, my love? If not my life. i love johnny depp Oh Boy! Oh Boy! I sure like lemonade, don't you? Lemons caught with the mouth of the Popinjay But lashings of ginger beer is better And lashings of the cane sweeter than lemonade Sweetest still is the binding of rope and the taste of blood dripping from your mouth A guy walked into a bar and said "Ow." If he is the one, I can wait two years...then I'll know Not that I want him to go theres lots of bad stuff on here, whats their problem I seen my dog under the tire dat pickup...I was all tore up Having my own room made me feel special blame it all on the oxytocin resembling something of a muppett or maybe a girl named Melissa i have not thine love to support the but my own love is always even to satisfy me Alas! I meant to type enough instead of even...oh well wee! badger, badger, badger, mushroooom weeee! And the wet bird never flies at night And thus did introspect On a silver pastie Disappointment is a terribly aweful thing. Melty smoothies are the bomb dont forget to lick your mom on that day ill scratch your toe beat a crock at midnight and the pee splatters like a dying bird falling winglessly With nothing to do put lift the tongue and insert the stick the poem should be done about now you prick can you say whooah she cried while licking a leaf it was a rare razor leaf, it cut deep off with her tongue, like a small slice of beef CELLAR DOOR help! i'm in love with a psychotic, manipulative sadist help! i kneed somebody, preferably a dead body I had a gentle flame rip through my face Fly little butterfly, flap your wings and heal the world Although the kamikaze ants were ripe for love, only The nunnery burnt but the firefly sang gells lego Your mom.......... My mild tumescence swinging, a veiny up-tempo metronome why oh why did I sell my banjo.... the sun rose and warmed the faces of all And never will thy face be shown again as long as we live except of course as a circus pig iambic pentameter is not that hard. trudge on sweet sausage charismatic men with ill coloreds hats And Jordan did bite thine eyeball Klato beridi nikto and thus was said: that this indeed is the cut >throw swagbag at gravedigger Gravedigger: Ouch! But lo! and forsooth! and lo! again... DAMN YOU ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! breathe with me Breathe the pressure Psycho - somatic addict - insane Come play my game smack my bitch up cassy is such a beautiful name, but why you ask ahhhh demlow i'm a laydeeee you know, im a layyydeeee the seat of my pants ripped when i saw you and so the minstrel bowed his head, and played a merry tune But the minstrel was a duck and a crazy one at that My guy is a conservative Republican and needs a secretary. No! Not my gumdrop buttons! 'Mother' he crieth 'Put the dildo back in its box!' i wank every nite every rose has its thorn, as every night as its dawn. I saw a big horse and I said "hey, let's get on!" Listen all you motherfuckers! YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE The BALL LICKERS the pot stickers, the finger prickers, and the wet knickers too bitter did this poetry go why could it not just flow??? However the gaping fupa was still leacking puss and it smelled of o f of rotting meat so jake and tiff and callie left it there they soon meet up with hell boy and he was fingering galaren Que sais je? Rien. on a beach.galaren soon told ryan that she wanted to play... feild of dicks.......ryan paused then looked at her with.... such descust ....(puased)....then said "EWWW" bam was soon founf gilty of ducktaping don-vetos shit to the found** Draping the scarf was the finishing touch. i smelt the whisky on his breath and i liked it...i liked it women waiting for inspiration above the hard side of quiet i am linda green`s love child.xxxx Kawasaki an unopened jar of empathy, long expired, sits on my shelf twinkle twinkle little drag queen, how i wonder how you tuck With whiskers so black and so little to say, You can just call me "Hey you in the bushes!" you been? we dun already flew up in there The popinjay was quixotic with schemes. Look at me, i'm invisible! I love the Dutch! nipple, titty, tats, booby, jug, bosom, flesh melon I would go to jail for Michael Jackson if he asked nicely Jukebox hero, with stars in his eyes Come alive tonight! The life of flesh is the blood But what is it to be alive, pure joy But who's to say the whole world wants joy? and i realized that all that was reaaly needed was love. Not all those who are blue desire for happiness. FEB 2 2004 melty C and Michelle F where to compete for the fastest Pee Michelle F won ..of coarse but sadly died the next day from colon cancer Yar me matey, my father was a tree and pinochio plays with meeeeee! i make him lie to meeeee! Roses are red violets are blue, i am sexy and so are you Laura Ann Cranmer is a goddess and she's mine all mine so there He made me food, but I could have lived off him sweet tender meat and blood flowing with gin wearing spandex, oh popinjoy! Pixies? Retired? No more winklepickers bless us. Ctrl + Alt + Del - That should get rid of this.............. But what if he's ginger? My approach would be ginger-ly And, as he drowned in truths Sit on it Pots! he announced to the court While swinging his bags with the things that he'd bought The King stood up fuming And his wife, unassuming Turned the evening to something debouched! Love is blind, love is pure, love pollutes the mind and make Love is blind, love is pure... Chloe Solomon cried all down her tiny tits, Their flatness had Chloe at the end of her wits, Chloe knew a bra was too big to cover HER chest, She felt like a boy with her little pancakes, Chloe solomon said it herself, "Boohoo, I only need a VEST." "And that's if i push them out to their BEST." Take that! Vitamins beat the blues, indeed. The Girls always called her `NO TITS.' But her name was Chloe Solomon, Sadly the bra's that she owned were numbered at NONE, that was the problem for a clever girl like Chloe, She knew boys liked them real big and doughy, So she prayed every night that her hooters would sprout, And when this failed she just stuck her tiny tits OUT. Please higher the tone or I may have to SHOUT!!! love your enemies kill your colleagues Almost entirely disimilar to the legs of a chicken, Jonty! as I touched it, It shivered in my hand Bitter be the night on thy grey stone step Alas the end if such begins to swim in seas of thine own sin everything pends on the jury's decision yes, i know where to make the incision butter chips are two words They are eaten by blue nerds. whom fly on steeds on grass spero venturum est no matter what they say,i still cant belive its not butter tongues and fingetied into one dream like pretzel, lets f*** tongues and fingers tied into one dream pretzel lets fuck WHAT? I wish you were here with me, tell me you love me I want to fuck a girl with a strap on Woe unto me, you who see what I see Stop reading this and write something ya cheeky shit i ain't reading that crap i'm giving it from the prick lee nelson edinburgh I read my book, in the nook, 1 didn't eat, I can't cook whoa- o o-o-o- whoa o-o-o-o- da de um de four bowls of rice: corn, seaweed, tofu, pork, all mixed in. I will forever know Iron Maiden as the greatest band ever! and he was killed by an aboriginal terrorist splinter cell And the cow jumped over the moon But those who cry only smoke the best dope. they shall cut off my hands to break the seal of life My loves eyes are like the sea they shift in their constance I am a tiger. No actually I'm not. I used to be a Tiger For what is an eye ? An eye to see. Love thy popinjoy, look down upon thee with a capital T i wept, oh did i weep tears of salinic sorrow slit my wrists with a broken Dashboard Confessional LP Egg fried rice and chicken curry twice, please. woowoopoodle, but as i am a munchkin, i will deny it with a swollen pickle duct-taped to my forehead and a dirty raw concealed turnip penetrating Isabella I cant stop my leaking anus but why? oh baby baby how was i supposed to know? i looked upon the raven but apperently was a crow. im a randy old fella...........................the end THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or is it? dont you know that the end is never here? its mearly love! ask the horse a question? as i walked through the valley of the shadow of death# a soft moist dew grew benaeth my sodden body as the midnight black scarecrows floated above this deep Cunt cookies! the deep abyiss a loud chuckle arose around this fertile theatre of fear but why why why did the moistness of his bellend sadden me?! pansy dot possies thy thine thin end was near dont ask me im only 2. because you never asked for the truth, you never asked so this melpomene execrable tragedy is what u got, scoundrel yet i crave, i crave for another taste of your dew kind sir sandwiches???? there be a pidgeon in mine eye!!! pepsi cola or a sweet little bear of the pola. you may be two but i still feel need for penetration, sir that dog's not dead!! Hes just having a fiesta =P And then i had a bath Tired of wishing on a falling star when it rains it rains so slowly Barry White died just as he was about to save my life. TANK!!!!!! the matrix cannot tell you who you are WHAT DO YOU CALL THE PIECE OF MEAT SURROUNDING THE TWAT? THE woman. sexism, sexism to the max!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! WEBSITES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the bunny picked up the knife and stabbed me Oh, I think i'm going mad! What bunny?Who's a bunny? Oh mercy! the calm before the storm All was silent.....and then the pope burst into flame he was an enigma wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in a vest She cried before she hurled well explained Doctor Watson - now how about that hot coco? all your base are belong to us thou art more smellier than a dog and then she spat into his tea this is the most eventful event of my most iventing life I peed a little These trees sure are gettin' huge...where are all the doves? Pop culture references are easy....where are my socks?!!!! Forever, let thy cheese block spoil, in an electric fridge Those broccoli were stuck in my teeth the whole time? Argh! That "kick me" sign has been on my back THE WHOLE TIME?!! Ouch!! These caltrops are making me lose a lot of blood. A popinjay is only a bird ahh but what a bird it is And I will stay, upon the wings of time's sweet slumber while orchids pulme in precarious numbers my mum says that when your out drinking eat an orange. my heart bleeds for humanity and yet... I have hope hope that I will love you as much as the fat kid loves cake I can bake a cake, I have a trech but the drugs dont work, they just make things worse we get high on all types of drugs when all we really need is LOVE Tracy is kinda weird what would jesus do for a klondike bar? will the future bring me riches or leave me in great ditches jesus would share the bar with all inside a car -how gay? ya KYLE CHAMBERLAIN IS A TREE GO TELL YOUR MOM AND TAKE A PEE ------------------------------------------------------------ ____________________________________________________________ The seventeen-thousand, four-hundred-sided die hit the table little children having fits, like fish on the dry jetty wood and so there was nothing more to do nor wanting to Tits and ass make me feel good, they give me a wood I am black and I live in the hood Pimpin, ho's, yes I would Drive my lowrider if I could See young Cindy, she's so fair On the street corner, ho-ing there Buttery brown, sweet eclaire Skin like chocolate, long flowing hair with $100, you can see her bare Buckling bronco, writhing mare Pay her lots, if you dare It's my paycheck; yes I care rock your own socks off , i said to karamazov ------------------------------------------------------------ What is to become of the Popinjoy an overlooked, long-lost, green plush toy Now brown and tattered, worn with love But discarded in the trash, a soiled dove Rips and tears across its body, bits of white peek out Bits of dirt and dust, and stains from sourkraut These are all the signs of love, missing fur and stitch Doesn't matter if you're mean, a grouch, or a b**** ------------------------------------------------------------ / all you need is love / Everything around me is a veiled reference to my personality I exclude real people from the conspiracy I consider myself to be so much more intelligent than others Phenomenal nature shadows me wherever I go And my name is Bo s'tI dloc ni eht krad ssyba I dnif flesym ni lleH, devirped fo sslib But alas I had a terrible affliction of the Ginie Juices!Wo! Which is exactly when Karen screams there's no reason to be nasty salivating dogs of war licked gently at my inner thigh How many dead infants can you fit in your trunk? It's all poppycock and butterbeans she screamed with her eye And bend over she did And the man in the bib cried, Saviour! For once (now its started) And life is out now We might as well say it Than hold it somehow... 'Suck an Elf!' But please don't swallow Oh, it,s as thick as eating a marshmallow!!! and thus they were forced to eat his minstrels DONT PET THE CAT THAT WAY! EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSION....................bang! Turning the battleships! Painkiller! PAIN! KILLER! dust.....dust.....how many calories???????????? the poor ole man from kent...his cock was withered and bent. OOOHHHH MATRON YOU ARE SAUCY mamma mia here i go again................ All I want to do is kiss and hug him, kiss and hug him tight and ride his rocking horse into the night fuck off amy gryzbynski is a filthy subservient whore. (mattyports) ANDY ARMSTRONG OF CARBONDALE, IL IS THE BEST DAMN GUY ..EVER Holy pie, I cry, to you I bid good bye! Dilly dally dilly dally wally wolly dilly smilly dally (save for Mr. Rogers. No one can compete with that.) the rain then fell like knives onto my skin Only the lonely win free turkey my eyelids wept through fresh turkey feathers grafted and through my dreams, Jonas Jansson rafted Sometimes I just want to hit myself, is that normal? it's like when they told the birds the ground is better nudes Why am I always trying to eat soap? words of wisdom; never forget that which makes us whole: ART For why should I land on her soft rose shoulder? AND THEN..........My Friend,...........YOU DIED The lines from all these books will make no sense. The ballerina goes up on her toes. And as she falls, she breaks her nose. But still is far more beautiful than a rose some bears in the grass JiMBaLLz HouDiNi CHILL AND BE MERRY... Drink fine wine and sherry... Wax if you're hairy And sail yaghts not ferries... Calm, don't be lairy Turn lights on if scary Cautious, but not overly wary Your daughters name Shannon, not Mary dress with flair, be aware. c but alas the Pope was deaf. Only pink is demeaning, quoth the mollusc and so here I stand in England, South Dakota it is not Hawaii not either, said the slithry toad oh how i long to be kissed to turn into a dashing prince MY NAME IS CRAZY EDDIE AND I PUT BABIES ON SPIKES!!!!!!!!!!! hmm tastes like chicken i think. i stuffed the queen of england up the batty!!!!!!!!! can i borrow you hedge trimmer? my pubes are caught! I want to find a woman who will allow me to cum in her eyes. SHADDABONGPLONG!!!!!!!!!!! SHAPPOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow.......That's English for stop a horse And the wind cried Mary... And the slithery toad belched to the wind a slimey belch, but a sufficient one self improvement is masturbation Said the otter as toad did pass and offered to thank The toad with a ...handshake a venemous handshake filled with envy And he declared, "I shall fight thee to an early grave." Candy, baby, oooooooooooh...oh yes who wants to save a rare fucking oak tree from extinction? TOSSPOT the new bastard alan titchmarsh damn tree hugger hippy Smell my cheese, ya mother!!! eat shit cock cheese Sincerely, obscenity measures intelligence negatively + who is here to weep in the [green] odor? And I ran after the grey car for miles if youre very good at baiting a hoook... do you consider yourself a masterbaiter? til I was inhibited by my nasty case of piles A perplexing addiction indeed Candish forall theworld, and she heard the cries betrealfain and all and all we are just another bricks in the wall My love for you will rotate the skies and damage when you touched me, i saw god now we got some baby momma drama The tortured and the wise spoil in demise Your character my innocence belies I really hate you with a bitter vengence Don't spoil my day with phony ass contingence tonight while the oceanic symphony of your hair lies It seems that your in a disguise all you are is lies I met a boy called lenny Yet on the weekend he became Jenny and he liked to eat plenty so i reached for my uzi as he was gettin all confusy gee its hot in my jucuzi I began to get woozie and Lenny got boozie he reached for my bum but i said 'no im a nun' I told him about God And he thought i was talkin about a frog! So i went to the bog and dropped a log I came back and he was dressed im black I came back and he was dressed in black he tried to seduce me but i was too busy my drink was too fizzy As the small beagles mouthed slowly in the mists turns you into a shee[, then inti a curtain Oh if only life was more certain off on yer merry way, as that man once said The beagle said the spirits are probably dead the poison heard the doom of the others and called upon the wisest of brothers and he creepethed from beagle to boogle and sooner than soon he had hold of a noodle pink it was and almost a poodle so yay! ye shall find the doogle with diamonds and treasures buirued hither kneed for 2hrs and baked till brown and withered oh me im not a poet said catherine balgor was mighty noble and strong salzar was powerful but his powers were wrong what everyone needs is a lukewarm love and you are soft, as soft as a dove. could we switch memories? Scream out my name like you've forgotten your own other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? So i stuck it up her bum Like the velet falling off a young deers antlers. there is no way to happiness, happiness is the way... In underpants we trust, from nakedness we thrust i think i am a verb hallelujah in the room the women come and go talking of michelangelo but only intheory How can those terrified vague fingers push The feathered glory from her loosening thighs? the time to take her ever nigh's ever hear of the krinkles? ever hear of the krinkles, man? The South-African woman stabbed the lion fiercely and the Icelandic man bought some skyr to thank her Sometimes at night, I touch boobies your while your sleepin Interpretation killed the world. So the woman said to her puppy, don't pee there for the love of buddha, DAN LOVES YOU JEAN!!!! opium dreams and endless screams only leave me wistful It would be awesome, if i could dance It would be perfect, beneath your pants And the children they laugh, and the children they cry And the cock said to sun, I hate you and you will die soon. Everyone is dead. They live paycheck to paycheck and bill to bill. Everyone is dead and I've had my fill. so now i'll shreak a shiny shrill The dentist Ryan Brawders had to drill I am not worthy of your presence Because Digital-X is a moose. But not as much of a moose as Ser-aph! we must set this old fool loose pete owns ross I own j00. Idle @ #[BoD]-clan @ quakenet tbCh peter is a faggot! :D burninating the village... like, yeah, ya mutha you can trip on my synthesizer at the gay bar gay bar this is 4 my peeps The ambidextrous Jo Bell is as cool as hell ...:::'''(*) (You are all shallow) You Are All Shallow i hate ben still hate ben ben is still hated by me continuing to hate ben Yo u A r e A l l S h a l l o w muu muus are the height of fashion BaCkStAbBiN wId Ma CrOnIeS you are all still shallow stand aside weather dude CHILDREN!!!!! YOU ARE SHALLOW There Is Noone Like Me. Oh yeah, save the eco-system dudes and dudettes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you care? Be serious. "you are shallow" the fish said to the pond. it feels so empty without me so I shrunk her down small and gave her an acorn hat Boom boom boom boom Boom bom boom Boom boom boom boom Boom boom boom Kablamo IT IS ILLEGAL TO READ THIS LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u read the above line, to redeem urself, do 99 press ups or wank 10 times by the end of the day so one thing led to another and i woke up with him inside me but sureal as it was I was outside him If only, I thought, I could be as clever and use rude words i could say somthing smart or witty but i won't so i pumped up the emo and cried, alone in a dark corner with the lights off, I stared at the wall monkeys live because you are the walrus My penis was frozen to a mailbox and I can breathe no more Orlando Bloom is so hot that I cannot catch my breath "Where am I, Where's Times Square?" she yelled in the middle of the Walmart parking lot and then decided to go to a place she had been once before there in front of the door Hiding like a timid dewdrop beneath a blade of grass, The blue, bonny, bubblegum sky recalls to mind orange soda. Do not forget my breasts are best! Oh thy inferior one! to get her moniker into a sinker she cried river sack, wheres my hat it's in the back while I do sit and dream of love JASON IS A FUCKING JOO!! what is the time of time? Give it your best come hither Am I a sad swott when I feel sadness for the poetry Lost among the vulgarities. Is it in vain That I do exclaim THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE BOARD! ~? Purple reins supreme while you destroy and i row and i row and i row The up comes yellow, gallant and strong And green is a little crittter (scamper) A passing newt to absolve woe And I row and I row and I row For being without you seems an impossible task can't see my life, durations a mask You were my cider I saw lifetimes of grapes I thought it would last Impossible task. Whatever became of the Popinjoy? Oh Popinjoy, where art thou? Nimbling a bajii on Brick Lane this morning? Hold it my man, an idea is forming... A popinjay means to chatter like a parrott So the popinjoy is to chatter with glee? Goodness and wonderous me! tea? I'm not quite sure how I shall cope I feel rather frisky tied with rope put big light on peter kay did say whatever else could rhyme with hay garlic bread and pizza please what do you mean it comes with cheese i'd prefer a couple of diced radishes if i may with a sliced popinjoy that went astray under guilded night did she embrace sleep small children can be bitches don't you know laughing i left you crying crying i left you dying truth betold and untold like the red shoelaces untying NNN OneDay I TookA Shower, And All MyFriendsSaid I SmelledBetter there is no end nor beginning, the world goes round BeforeThen I Had Smelled ALittle Like Cheddar.... ButQuickly After I Bathed, The Smell Went Away.... If April was known as resurection month It is now better know as playoff time And I've Been SmellingGood Since That Day. Toronto Maple Leafs rock!! I love someone who doesn't know my name I love someone who doesn't care You fucks interrupted my fucking poem...thanks a lot I love to hate, to love, to hate again But most of all I hate to love So let's hate the Ponpinjoy And love the Popinjoy IfThe PersonDoesn't CareThen Why Do You LoveThem Stupid And now I hate you for interrupting mine MaybeYou NeedTo BeShot InTheAss By Cupid... And now I love you for charging it with real emotion Maybe I should take a shower too I'm as hot as fresh tomatoe soup for lunch And I am honored to have written this with you The unknown Soldier I wonder though if the person loved me back Would I still fancy him? Probably not... ahhhh life is beautiful ISeeYourFaceWhenIAmDreamingThat'sWhyIAlwaysWakeUpScreaming We always want what we can't have, remember that And that's why everyone should own a cat.... I once knew a man from Nantucket, who lived in a bucket- the bucket blew over and the man said,"Fuck it..." I'm glad you're honored, it was my pleasure By the way, how is the weather? Bloody crappy and you? his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff a magic wang marriage = Aisle, altar, hymn!!!!! happy valentines day alex (5 dtg) Is It Still Poetry Day? Hey, it's 3:00 PM in Brooklyn right now What the fuck is a popinjoy? ¿Cuál debe pasar con el popinjoy? Che cosa deve essere del popinjoy? Должно сл Sorry, that was "What is to become of the popinjoy in German I mean, Russian Was soll aus dem popinjoy werden? Quel est de devenir du popinjoy ? Wat moet van popinjoy worden? We all live in a Yellow Submarine Todos vivimos en un submarino amarillo Your always in my heart even from millions of miles apart $HIGH ROLLERS$ 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!HOLLA Hi, I'm Diane, I'm 18 and I'm on mtv.com!! Step on a crack Break your mother's back I am the Meg White to your Jack Last 3 Lines Submitted by Anastasia DeLuciano ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ the clever way of spelling gay, is ghey This sent Nina over the edge, and, with a loud moan of pleas Crono could feel Frog's hard cock through the thin wall of f Will you help me? Tell me what to do and YES I will help you Yes Yes Yes Yes No Yes Yes Yes Yes midgets pelted with garbage. The Iguanas! The Ignuanas! so you can make me cum. you ain't jesus It makes me able to make you cum! Pelt! Pelt! Freeeeeeeedddddddooooooommmmm! "Modern Art is too modern" she said with a sigh amazement came and scarred the eyes of the unworthy zebra girl this is lhscheerleader and this is my addition!=- It would help if the firefighter deep inside you lit a fire eat to live, but dont live to eat nirvana is near i am horny eat to live, but dont live to eat Jack Kerouac free style the trick to life, is to make it look easy. if only easiness meant underlooking a life of tricks While walking my dobermans: Weltshcmertz and Schadenfreude hello kids, said I oh get me away from here i'm dying! play me a song to set me free nobody writes them like they used to so it may as well be me nat can i have the computer back???? A POPINJAY MEANS 'TO CHATTER LIKE A PARROTT' SO A POPINJOY MEANS TO CHATTER WITH GLEE?? Wonderous to chatter, don't spit or you'll splatter. My face Then you'll a need to get outta dis place So the toad slumped away, spagetti trailing... On the end of the line, lived a flea family of five They were hopnig for pond pastures new to escape flea stew (ok sorry) bobbinalong7@hotmail.com You were my cider, I saw lifetimes of grapes, I thought it would last. Impossible task. writes poems like he was writing a song as he prayed that the choir would start singing along Whilst sheep-felching at dawn LA la la i love my bra Sang forth sheep from fencing "my my" said the pope " you have n't got a hope" tra la, my wool, my wool, is sheeeeeered! I like the pope, the pope smokes dope I'm in love with someone who is in love with someone else... this is the end of the poem...sorry to say please come back another day "The devil is dope, come to take your soul" Quoth Coolio tum tee tum tee tum tee-tee INSANIA READ THIS LINE all the times I said what the fuck, I won't look back Have we won yet? and repeat til fade: In France the wild sea I love him, I hate him, he really should die Cook me and eat me for luck dancing, dancing, and loosing the game once i was a wooden boy, once i was a wooden boy the world is an oyster, mmm aghhhhhhhh, i sat on a hedgehog lalalalalala lalalalalal alalalalalalal lalal alala lallal my wife said no, that's enough from you love I punched her in the face and ran off with my mistress I feel the pain of living like a kiss on my chest Starts with a C Fallowed by an A T is next H as it goes E before R N after I E for the end Catherine Catherine Catherine nerds unite!! no sex tonight!! Tramps like us, baby we were born to run you grab the dope and i'll grab the gun With a horrid meow, the devil let loose the inequity of one this poems wrong lets start over sed the actor to the bishop we tried to beat the system but didn't i eat flowers, and i fart for love PING-PONG BOX BOX KNOWS THE WAY what tills the ground as thou my soul? MERCY, CRIED THE POPINJAY TO THE POPE ALL OF THE ABOVE WAS WRITTEN BY ME; SIMON. I THANK YOU! Forsooth,the kleptomaniac mantlepiece rests heavy on my soul Longest poem Longest poem A contribution to the Longest poem it must have been something I said for he left me in the cold all the while begging for her number C is for me A is for you T H is for you and me R is for her I is for him N is for all of us E is for the Popinjoy Darn it I forgot the E Oh well, let the poetry be Art is art is art is art is art is art is art is art is art The Deputy Minister of State from Luxemborg cried out... "Fuck my luck, I have the gout!" pink elefants & green cows c wat this book has don 2 me jk Sometimes I think of the socks on my feet this is my contribution to the worlds longest poem and so the old man decided to stop trying MEAT IS MURDER cried brains before the meat juices were rubbed into his leg on the other end of the line, thommo laughed Then hung up and reclined panting Welcome of Mellow Lizard of Cough Sweet Ville I heard a smile and felt a wink And the roach, smushed on the floor of Manhattan lie dead the Popinjoy was h-o-t-t- HOT! And Jim enjoyed his tut tut says Jane One Day It will all make sense.but you will probably be dead alex is a goddamn pest, but i think i like him?!?!? Where and why I wander and wonder- Alliterate! My farts smell bad. This won't rhyme when nubbin could copulate, they as came righ' out muy loin Some cheat, some beat, some are loved- but none such as I, I see said the blind man, though he really didnt see at all. I can't believe I wanted to die but why should I die when there's pie in the sky? howmanysurrealistsdoesittaketochangealightbulbFISH!!!!!!!!!! in the midst of life we are in death etc Beware of the blue tree which has no leaves BEWARE: No one cares. The trees were fine, happily stealing hats when i look at the clouds i think of you I wish I could not hear my own lonliness. you said you would love me for eternity but you soon changed your mind when you wore the ring loney locked inside my head Oh, so let it go I hope that I get laid before I croak! Me too Now I shall float away, like a whisp of gossimer... There's something about a puss in boots. She bangs, she bangs, oh baby like she moves, she moves... with lumpy gravy on top of my corvette which i drove off in. i had things 2 see and people 2 do indeedy, dee, indeedy, die. that is what i say. the end. alles scheiss, alles mist, wenn mann nicht besoffen ist lean on me. when you're not strong, and i'll be the one i'll help you carry on My name is Breniecia and I want to have sex with you And the man from Durban wanted more how many fucking lines does it take to make a fucking poem? ?meop gnikcuf a ekam ot ekat ti seod senil gnikcuf ynam woh about 12 lines make a poem, any more and its fucked lettuce, lettuce, robots cain't kick no goals Poetry, poetry, what the fuck rhymes with poetry as those rocking heavens past our lonely shores were slowly planting words upon our souls humphrey, humphrey are you still in puppetry or is it true that it is void of all chemistry naysayers we know, but what of thee, and more does it involve me, once more? play with your dolls as if they be me be the puppeteer that runs my languid industry! My bolt-bag sways in the gentle breeze Hoping to provide the popinjay ease you are only yourself and no one else I'll smother my hemmorhoids with analgesic gels WilliamJ takes it in the ass every single day My name is Carl and I shoved shaving cream up my cat's ass my clit is aroused Fat girls need lovin' too one word: buttnaise What is trigonometry, but a lot of wigonometry? Save the earth, shoot a wigger VOR is a gimpy old fart Let's talk about when the trial's gonna start Whoa there buddy, no need to be crass This is a poem that is one for the ages... just take this poem and cram it up your ass You fuck bag. You fucked up my two rhyming lines. All the idiots I teach will work for minimum wages Fuck all of you with a horse dick then You fucktards Fucking homos TAR RAT. ART? HEY! Just because they love people of the same sex as thm, are any different to you or me. toast Swollen and aching, my gonads throbbed thru the night i was hoping someone would come and feel them up...ALRIGHT!! these oceanic blue eyes were appearing at the surface oh, about the former, did imention i want her? This poem takes too long to read, & y is it getting so rude? As the Popinjoy cries out in agonizing spendor "Come!" We'll turn those mosquito bites into juicy juicy mangoes! I'd leave it all behind if only you'd do it again But the air is too cold to go outside rat --- tar --- art alas, my hands turned into tentacles of lovely sizes I play with my tentacles as my manhood rises So she looked at me and said "TAKE ME" I want to take you to places that you've never been before. Thisboardrocks.com will have you rolling on the floor mis palabras son como calcomanias despintadas por el sol Then the Popinjoy cried, "Hello I am a muffin!" "At heart, " said Estere to her hoagy-controlled Bratswick . Then slimy estere was sucked into a tube Frupie became an oily-banana-eating chimp It was now that Lamb Chop decided to be recoginized as... DISCO BEAR, but be Lamb Chop to his loves, Estere&Bratswick! white crust formed at the corners of Estere's mouth I feared that I would awake one night and find her drooling into my toilet Bratswick, fondly known as Bummy, was coughing up a hairball When Lamb Chop declared his everlasting loyalty to Borris. But of course, true love bound Bratswick ,Estere, and Lamb Chop together eternally. Builder mounts Dukie and makes him bark like a dog just fuckin' giver ya'know? Just go out and just giver then lamy said, "munkie stop it and give me the remote". And so he did. And there was much rejoicing. what is a Popinjoy anyway? the only believers in the world believe nothing at all stephanie hodge why wont you love me shoplift daily we don't care... it's a cookbook!, it's a cookbook!!!!!!!!! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEEEEOPLE! I just got a rose! Cringing and happy writing with my right hand and thinking of you with my left rocket leaves, rocket leave where have they gone! That's how he found that incest felt quite nice we got guns in the air, feds on the case but we dont care I thought for a minute, and i said to myself : this world For now, despise oneself and also love I love IRON MAIDON - sing it Bruce! & I am somewhere, standing What is to become of the Popinjoy my name is justin adn im stiing in programing rob is also in programing and hes sitting next to me The popinjay is indeed destined for great things, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "It was a beautiful letdown!" this is my contribution to the worlds longest poem and with all this fuss, the bird flew away and went to sit on a beautiful apple tree i wanna change my line, i dnt want it 2 b fuss nemore i want to b comotion and then all was silent weeee! for monkeys said the little girl called Robean! Shivvers down my back, hand of the undead The light is off, but I am on. The kitchen weed has no agenda and i like pigeons alkalbnder Snorting sherbert is my favourite hobby and no my name isnt Bobby Then corporates tried to crush and kill punk rock Wanker said the angry banker they spunked on his chicken dippers so he slapped em with his flippers WATCH OUT FOR PERSIAN SPIES! STOP! ............................................................ CARRY ON Mind you dont step on banana skins on the way out if you slip... it would make us very sad! sad, yet glad, if you don't laugh you'd be mad! There is little more beautiful than poop flinging monkeys THE END putting him into a semiconscious state yet the poop flinging monkeys did not make him irate And then, Neil "The Amazing" Morris came and saved the day. Then a tomato walked in and started screaming "PIERRE!!!!!" Pierre is a french speaking monkey who screams when you stro stoke him^^ So don't touch the git Cus he'll pull out your hair the bulgarian cheese bunnies are coming for your juicy brain and the words of sweet love echo in the night, like a shadow and they proceeded to drown in the nights darkness the cucumber had magical nipples that showed me the future and the future was nipply and bright and one bird flew into the future from the past. this bird was called: RUMPLESTILSKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! dude dude dude DUDER. and all i wanted to do was fuck bad bitches mi nariz es albergue de incisenso barato y el ca Because camels are the squirrels of Egypt. everything looks perfect from far away du du du du du du du du du du la la la la la la la la the throbbing mass in my mouth surpasses all thoughts never truer than this week at the Buick Open and the thunder roars in the distance, awakening the soul fear not my love for the heaven is for us, And, before I knew it, he was gone gone gone remember i'm always here if you need me to be. or even if you don't need me. i'm still always here. Even if I'm at 7-11 for Trojans, it's all for you! Wiping the monkey blood from his face The silvery drops roll down her back, the tears I will shed the only thing open at 3am is fast food and legs Fascination calls to my subconscious mind, Passion unleashed a dream distorting time Girls are FUKING bitches But then again boys can't even spell...morons At no time do girls try and deny their notorious bitchyness! I say good for them, with boys like you my arse is an employee only area and im the only one working Why must we argue about boys and girls? Just become gays and lesbians please. Sara, that's thuper! I like my sex chocolatey with nuts! Like the pie and my soup, which i like with Emma so I squatted on the ground and did a crap the heartridden ambulance, a mere coincidence? Orange is a difficult word for a poem, o.r.a.n.g.e..... And the Dog Doth bark So tell me of your depressing childhood I'm not insecure i'm not insecure i'm not insecure insecure rhymes with whore, ironically whores are insecure. ALL DE MONKEYS HAVE NO TAILS... in Shambuwanga!!!!!!!!!!!! MARY ROBIN LOVES YOU!!! ~I Love Blue Butted Baboons~<< nine millies, nine coupes and nine phillies, The blood poured down, i closed my eyes, never to brather an with my eyes closed, i saw the heavens forevermore open to me and I stood upon the apex of a hill sang songs most swishy all in praise, praise, praise of the Happy Whore of Babylon! If only the shroom warriors had fled, then hooders bare bruv, bare Swing right, swing left, swing a swing and ring a ring ...and thus the deed was done... the final tear fell for her loved one *ducks* She was the well spring from wich i flowed! She was the well spring from which i flowed! you may think its silly but i think its clever. )#|#( i hope you get stuck in stormy weather I've searched for you my whole life the woes that he knows are sewn to the things that he owns thewoesthatweknowareseaminglysewntothethingsthatoneowns and then i awoke and truly found what i was missing. mommy says theres no such thing as santa. ~sob~ ~sniff~ guess the cider will go down my throat evermore the crimes I commit are so dispicable i can hardly breathe Shall I compare thee to a bowl of soup? this website has in no way changed my life :( yeti, dodo, chocolate muffins all dead but where's the care im a little tea pot, short and stout heres my handle and heres my spout say cheese :-/ }:) :) ;^' The rain holds me close, lightning lights my way drunk doesnt even begin to describe me. Boys need us girls!! I gained power through the fall of the weak I put it on my credit card, and now my penis is hard. spaking of "hard", thank you john seymore, wherever you are i love her I know you are mad but that is no excuse to be cruel never mind about that, did I say I like cheese? cruel, you don't know what cruel is, i have dug up graves though 80-a-day tend to bring on a wheeze my boob hurts we broke the jacuzzi at the raddison in warwic daryl bit lisa's boob :( the bunny smiled as the norwegian arose. The slippy slipper sliped by with a slip, slip. quoting other men however eloquent would never save my soul therefore all bless this poetry day by chewing grass like small confined dogs and wretching out our troubles. Lions and Tigers and Bears oh my! I hope I see a racoon soon BOOM BOOM BOOM phone me ...instant gratification applied here daily... so take a few moments to smell the Titty loves to eat the cock cocka doodle doo turtle yet doth the moon not cry as my mother and I tend to sigh The more you laugh, the longer you live. the holes only known enemy is the pile Who let these hoes in my room? Justin exposes titties and we dont care because my tities are better .... and my titties too! I know you want to sign my pitty on the runny kine, my damie Thanks to Kanyes workout plan, Im the envy of all my friends Wow, This is quite a long poem. Oh Woe!! Let the brick of hope shine forth upon my mantle!! Beneath which I light the fire of desire There is no more Honey to fill up your boots and i aint talking about chicken and gravy mayne! He did comply with his dug, before he sucked it. Carbon monoxide and a rabbit paa pa-paa paa pa-pa-paaaaaa the endless contrusion of sumptuousness is a small wombat the purple stars dazzled all around let me slither then dither but i shall never wither Her eyes were like emeralds in the dust to look away would be to die But i was feelin' so bootylicius baby give rice and peas, said the wooden baby But lay off the candles, I'm only small and they're so close he carved his way into the sunset please popinjoy, spare me from flame Off he sailed on sand (though pale) To a pyramid off slugish gradeur It takes So long to load! Does it not? he remembered still the days spent in the setting sun When do we know when to stop?! Will this ever be published? "A diversion!" quoth Legolas. Telling the truth is a dangerous business Honest and popular don't go hand in hand If you admit you can play the accordion No one will want you in their rock and roll band! harry potter is my friend said the green giant Once upon a time they all agreed peaches geldoff was a prat There was a rhyme Involving a mime And his sister's lime WAHEY!!! how dare you challenge me you son of a swedish meatball who gives about your sisters lime Swedish Shmedish Meatball Shmeatball I'll kick yer meatball modern poetry isnt about ryming you pillock And the lord god said, "let there be beer" HOW DARE U INSULT THE MEATBALL And there was beer and it tasted like crap and everyone drank it and got drunk and killed each other AS I LAY AWAKE I THINK HARDER Mercy, cried the Poppin' Fresh to the Pimp arms sway akward as I walk. i forgot how to breathe. Whatever did he mean? While sheep lay plump If i were to step outside and stare back in at me, twinkle twinkle how i shat, small and lumpy on a mat manuel is a swede from jozi I've never heard of Jozi, but I'm from Joppa too i am tired and this is a waste of time, but cool at the same Just Like Living........ ooh boo boo kitty you are a braveheart ... mr. milton braveheart ... you are stealthy and smart and smell like farts its OK Cuz i love U gabba gabba hey gabba gabba hey as the world grew and grew, i marveled at its doom discounts on muffins are wrong free standard installation for new subscribers i hate you you hate me i'm going to kill ur family That is just Fab Lee! maximus , maximus, he cracks us up when he makes those JOKES wahooo wahoo wahooo wahooo sang the depressed teacher as she ate carrot cake i am sad this poem is bad and the queen is my grandad , DAMN YOU BALKAZAR who says roses smell sweet O, the humanity! the world that is this Earth! I don't like to touch feet Only because the remind me of meat Golly gosh whee, look at the pie in the sky!!! i heard my barmy cousin cry! dude why am i here? In the little house of no bit-ing it looks like J LO OMG FREE KOBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY YO MAMA BLOW'D ME because she desperately needed attention you see And thus the dog took a long piss on a man's floor so when ur dad walked in he was like heeeyy yaaaaaaaaa and the cat smelled like anus and the dog said U KNOW WHAT CAT! i eat piece's of shit like u for breakfast!!!! Lisa i love you soooo much!!!!!!!! -Daryl then the cat said u eat piece's of shit OMG ROTFLMAO f fup F U P Wheres is God i look in the sky....... A Tell the truth, you insipid coward! But am I the man you married? if only we had more time, I would write more than one line and then he said i worship your ass, it dictates my life Phi Sigma Sigma Much Love From Theta Lambda My bologna has a third name its P-E-N-I-S!!!!! And the sky was to good to be real and it was only then that I realized I didn't have any arms She is such a control freak lesbian, that Joanne you don't speak english eh!? bust stop glass bursts a fiend drops his heinekan And away we sailed, leaving mudane waffle behind... purple, purple everywhere, but not the kitchen sink For purple sinks are orange and sometimes pink, I think NO, they are but red, my dear elven one So loathsome is the one they call "Page"... Fucking Page. If only I could levitate a chicken I love Aaron Wood forever! I hate it when people do that. the pope would never give up i love shane oosthuizen certainly is a long poem! this is my contribution to the worlds longest poem -funnel i love aaron wood to he is my god AARON WOOD'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE BERNARD MATHEWS CHICKEN the seven colours of the spectrem are: lalalalalalala my gran has man boobs The heart has its reasons whereof reason means nothing I need to escape, or be saved, what is meant by actuality is left up to the actual person Betty is as batty as a bessybug born from a bumbling buffalo I then realized I was allergic to the Arnge Carner Today I learned that I have low hemoglobin levels The carcass lay on the open street, bowels glisening. it felt as though it was listening the pagans will not leave; the memorial will not convulse very well then; I shall continue to bludgeon you with this strange instrument, this weapon. this weapon is for stepping on. this event caused me to lick the pie pan. for my mind is a whirling pool of craziness. I wish my hermaphrodism weren't such a burden. for then i could eliminate condensed soup, forever For this, my friends, is how rough riders roll. If you have an ass, i'll kick it. Revive the Shogunate. Ryuken. now you've gone too far, kame-ahme-ahh!! "And the rest is silence..." OR IS IT??? No, my friends... the volume is turned up. http://www.thiswebsitewillchangeyourlife.com/poetry/index.as blargenshlargen is not a word. if it is, you die! And then there was none And so I slept on a porcupine cake with my sister nudey and i thought, nay, nay, nay this shant be so until i realized i was a horse I slid down the hill, into a submarine restaurant and asked for a dish of popinjoy and fish so as to not disturb the troubling sounds of the world above i will remain w/Satan and help to steal all the love i will visit Heaven and speak w/God and ask him why he keeps such a facade then i look at the floor and wonder why its so shiny he seems to be a tool of deception like a piece of tin foil on a sunny day that seems to govern with wrought derision "This was injust," cried the popinjay. So all the ants marched to my grandmother's house The battle was glorious Like water blowing in the wind. Where did that mime go, anyway? With the wind? No... mime gone gangsta. Lemur's attacked that night, and this mime disappeared. (pardon bad grammer) purple people eaters. wind over the owl, twice. It was a dark time. lemurs be damned! damned to hell! and at this, i swam to the clouds. (excuse me, i have to touch the sky) ... 666 is the number of the Beast. My number is 1471115. because of this, there was a window of opportunity i took this time to stab myself with a gun repeatedly twice so Vanilla, kick it one time, boyyyyy. thus, returned the Popinjoy Upon return, he jumped into a bowl of turkey stew the missing mime sent bitches and hos for the popijoy the pope was annoyed by the popinjoy hitting shait. out of anger, the pope chucked a trombone off of the earth. this wandering trombone traveled the galaxies all the while bothering rogue animals left of the moon, wind curled like the tongue of the devil an uprising in purple Like a green wolf, I approached the THING I shall stink upon thine cranium Keep your mouth shut and your legs crossed mountain dew made me jump off of a skyscraper and live do keep your legs busy, mouth full, cranium liquified stop doing this on my computer alex Emily Vanderweg Chicken Pie (and now Vanessa McMillan) im so huuuuunnnngriiiii niggers push beemers Beyond, the paper people laughed and joked matt = cunt sophie = cunt So happy is the world we live in Max likes big black dick Tight Virgin Arse I crave bacon LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!!!!!!! BUTTMELT! i know your pain, add me to messenger spike8292@hotmail.com spike8292 rocks my world for free porn go to http://www.crashme.com erection problems? O the absurdity of youth Ashley Welsh is the hottest ever! No replastering, the structure is rotten. The duck coughed ever so loudly His Ludens, he had forgotten will fuck for sex O! resplendent languid languishing lumbricoid WORDS CANNOT SAY HOW MUCH MY DEAR SOPHIE MEANS TO ME I LOVE YOU SOPHIE AND I HOPE SOME DAY YOU WILL BE MINE ONE ROSE SPEAKS MORE THAN 1000 WORDS IN THE WORLD OF LOVE I love my sweet Sophie, she's super sexy, and sensuous Sophie, be mine Everything smells a little worse underground... Everything's a little greyer when the sun has been taken awa how many licks DOES it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a toosie pop? supercalafragalisticexpialidocious I am such a pussy when it comes to Sophie. I am worthless Die sophie Die, like a garbage fly buzzing around my grave My little poodle seems a little precocious A message board I am not, you lousy little clot lee and sophie stop ruining the fucking poem, i know nuns that are getting more then me! Sometime monkeys fall from trees-mostly avoids falling on me spenis sporows spartans speaking at my door Ouch! i cried as something stepped on my galbladder And as my gall bladder oozed out that thick, orange mass I quickly placed some, in a flask I placed it on the mantle for all to see Right next to one of my jars of pee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.....heh????? A guest stepped in, saw it, and said "bleh!" I said "Is that kind of art to much for yeh?" Blast these infernal machiens and there ill-sconed glitches that the sunshine was not made for february you make me squint with desire OMG DID U SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!! FREE JANET KOBE DIDNT DO IT, BLAME SHAQ!!!!! viva la 2pac FREE KOBE KOBE didnt DO IT and the sun didn't shine that month OHHH IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!!! ENJOY YOURSELF sometimes just a change in perspective lights the world yo i'm vanilla ice west side is nice word to yo motha or sometimes just a really bright flashlight if you are a rabbit and a fox invites u to dinner,say no! bridget is a dumb hoe, bridget is a dumb hoe that i screwd eat cheese save the cows you say tomato i say FUCK YOU! people on the internet are so stupid they can't even stick with a simple poem context a scent more elegant than white musk lingered in the air maybe my life will change your life said the flower to the shoe as it was crushed into the earth to hell with the testicle booth, the caterpillar said A smarmy beast named Dazzle shall rule us all. i feel so alive on this eggless day like the finest yolk of the hen i'd rather be writing haikus on brain malfunctions maybe on my own brain malfunction, the nearest of all sleep deep in my arms and then you will no longer have to cry for me ..she said and closed her eyes construct a bridge to the underground shore where the beauty lives on in sweet bliss 'nieth the raining sky on a summer eve Look around and you will find happiness like hell without all the nascar I THINK WE NEED LESS BLASPHEMY AND BAD LANGUAGE IN THIS POEM BENRIK! PLEASE SORT OUT THE BAD LANGUAGE! THINK OF THE KIDS! children wax and wane in their development and finally erupt with maggots in lieu of eternal life The Popinjoy is dead. I shot it. End of Poem END POEM! FINISH! FINITO! GOODBYE! CIAOW! ADIOS! BYE! I blindly cling to the outstretched hand before me Watch out for smarmy's razzle dazzle! cabbage, fart+trump=fump!! mon the biffy, pants rule! !!!FART + TRUMP = FUMP!!! OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!! OMFG!!!!! **DOES ROBOT** kizzippy sisters are goin down in history ::: does C walk ::: i got new drawers today , but my butt still itches THEN GET SOME LYSOL HOLLA We at your ISP wish you would get a life outside the web YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOOOO FAT that when a bus hit her she said hey who throw that rock OHH HOLLA BACK FW FIX IT the young "homie" eloquently stated. Happiness is a warm gun. And so, what do your socks look like And as Biff smelled the long stemmed tulips, he was ill, there is no end nor beginning, linear time is only human OH HARRISS, LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARRISS people say love, but when that true lone comes you feel it especially when the big black thing ate cincinati be rebelious, icing, and milk from the carton and the uterus swallowed me whole. to love then, and to breath. to smile in the darkness,to be. and then there was her shoulders of course I will love you the day after Wednesday but then again.... why is there air? and then the cow went 'moo' and the dog fucked me in the ass that's probably important... top someone. so, profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker I know his sweet Sophie VERY well. Did you see that? this is when lusy p hur again put on the party jacket quotidian anchorman please harken to my breathless heart Penis and all ur bases are belong to us and then there were two Never once a lonely donkey of the night, thanks for watching me when i went through the shitty things Think of a fish tank FOR ME TO POOP ON! least said Sergio Mendez for the tonsils were removed with the brine "But Lo," cried the hell-goblin. "Perfume my earlobe." and all the sun shone through, the dark end of the....forest This is the end of the poem. Only one line for my genius, what do i write? I should rhyme I cheat and add a second. Unsalted brine. Hot ballast. Antiquated love medleys screaming for vengeance This is the second end, the first second beginning. And on the Fence Post the crows are grinning Stomachs gurgle when empty. This is true mostly, I find. but last night I ate crow and soothed my stomach, and lost my mind. The oboe on my elbow squeaks more sweetly than thy bassoon Be careful, my filling is hot. because there are so few trees in scotland. But Alas! the Pope had run out of grilled cheese sandwiches I am being chased by rabid weasles With Big Long Teeth And Full of Diesel With Sharp Pointy Teeth and Full of Diesel And the smarmy beast turned and said, fuck you pat, and nick as well and pat and nick ran in fear of dazzle the smarmy beast or he would have used his dazzle to destroy them! or use his razzle to torture them for eternity! and dazzle chased them just the same and shot at them with his razzle The screamed and ducked an ran away, yet the dazzle would not stop, he caught them and yelled, MY NAME IS WIESNER and they yelled back NO it's smarmy dazzle the sparkle master of the razzle Fuck you! No body knows my Sophie, she is mine all mine, get off her. NO! NOt off WITH her! Leave her alone! Are you sure it's mine? Mine is very very special Apparently she doesn't like me though. Ah well. I still have Kathryn and Sophie's look-a-like Jessica Monologue over, continue the poetry. I LOVE SOPHIE! sian-leigh couper is an ugly two faced bitch hum de dee I LOVE SOPHIE! sophie must die bite off her head edith is better And so I pooped on her poop and it was poopalicious. SOPHIE HATES YOU! resuscitation explosion konk! rabbits burdened with love said the mysterious stranger. Twice. and try as you might to grab the soap SOPHIE LOVES ME DEEP IN HER HEART, I KNOW IT! THE POPINJAY IS DEAD I SHOT IT! END POEM! All poems self-continue.. And so I continue, penis in hand. Whipping up smoothies of fresh puree' poo With a nod and a wink I'll say 'theres no need to chew' the light went out on my porch, i couldn't see the police I slapped little Janie, and hugged Maurice. janie pulled my hair while i caressed his face and so at the dinner table i did not set him a place the police had left, the porch bulb i replaced The popinjay, gay, enjoys hiding the soap On a rope hung the pope, woozy from dope "Mercy," he cried, said the popinjay: "Nope" Artichoke my chicken Always look upon the donut and not upon the whole One of us is no longer with the music. there once was a man from nantucket this website didn't change my life, neither did the book their once was a man by the name of Nick who had plenty His last name was O'Neill he always knew what to do He wondered through life looking for the key he said fuck the lock broke the door and found you know who run for your life the Nuns have escaped I RAPED SOPHIE! And then I just wasn't quite sure what to do with myself! Sophie cried bitter tears and hid in the corner. The demensia sets in, she is no longer who she once was. blades and metal dance in her eyes daggers slicing, tasting flesh She yearns to give pain to the one who removed her own self She brings the sting, the river of blood Her only goal: maim, destroy, kill lifes a bitch and then you marry one. "He'll get his, of that I'm sure" as a drop escapes her lips Emily loves Rish Death will become him, his fate is sealed I WILL PUT A RUBBA GLOVE ON MY HED & SHOUT, "HI! IM A SQUID" Then she'll slice his prick like a carrot, in pieces strewn She will sit in the corner, insane with laughter ur trapped in my spine of milk stick a fork in me im done... Her mind aflood of images and nightmares She slashes the visions of demons and beasts from her mind the glint of steel & spray of blood covers the dingy walls she desperately whips away the images from her mind yet every time she opens her eyes: his pain... her pain... the only solution, it's so simple: the blind can never see With another twist of her wretched hand, the sting of steel the world goes black, and all is still for a moment She hopes she is free... but her moment of silence is broken the wail of a banshee screeches laughter through her being The sanity she thought she had was her insanity instead And she rocks in the corner, blade in hand, eyes staring coldly at a face that can't see, screams of terror wreak havoc on millions of ears as she dies inside over and over from what she's become The blade only twitches twice and silence deafens the world His poisonous hands tainted a girl, innocent in the world in the corner she sleeps, so innocently. Never to wake again everybody is the same after awhile His evil wants tried to ruin her He certainly did get his! That BASTARD! Now that's alotta sass, within your naked ... Whatever you thought, it was completely wrong. Seriously. Though I expire, my smell dwells on in my sheets. I can hear them crinkle as I decompose maybe my destiny is to be consumed by the washing machine but my mind shall forever be lost in this world i see hatred i hear lies i let these tormenting blades dance over my skin as they leave their scars i cry but my tears are lost within And then the world went all woogly So I go out into blistering darkness, rain-making clouds making rain making rain making rain making rain and making rain. which softly falls upon the Roman plain ...THE RIDDLE IS ON THE WALL, THE JOKE IS IN YOUR HAND...... ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE JACK A DULL BOY.... I am rotating my buttocks i have a birdy, his name is tom, he will take over the world i love it when... AAIIEE!!!...laissez les bons temps roulez!!! you dance with me under the stars make someone think they're thinking and they'll love u...... but if u REALLY make them think, they'll hate u they only bully you cos the like you you'll thank me for this one day " Shut up!" He said "We have no hope!" I feel euthymic, anyone else? The rabbit foolishly jumped over the fence into the unknown. watch out for the evil badgers - they will come... Romeo, romeo, where are thou romeo? I see you baby, shaking that ass! and yet, so far, far away, i came trudging But the pope could not handle his conceit ((_CRAYOLA_))> A crayon for you and me. You're a loser I cried, and realised I am alone, the Popinjoy dead... His death was mourned with a long-winded drunken binge. And all who loved him, left him lying dead And all who despised him kissed his feet. This is my contribution to the worlds longest poem I am Gomer Fatone If rain could cry, I'd fall from ivory towers But ivory towers have not walls to wash elephants on Dance Like no one is watching , sing like no one is listenin So we will dance as happy toadstools on the desert sand Dream .... Believe .... Imagine Pat grabbed the gum before I could what else could I expect from the agate boy they always say an agate boy will survive Barbie loves to go to the beach to see hott kens do the hula Chaz wanted to find the bird that crapped on him Tuesday but her wings fluttered incessantly and she landed in tahiti yadseuT mih no depparc taht drib eht dnif ot detnaw zahC "This isn't who it would be if it wasn't who it is" dream it do it live it dream it do it did it heads, shoulders knees and toes i can't believe this site actually works What is to become of my little bird? you deserve a beating faster then a fat mans heart meine Reime sind feine Reime deine Reime sind Schweinereime Test rest in peace the best things in life can be bought with a visa i mean free.. the best thing in life are free. sorry. semolina pilchards on toast Crackers with cream cheese and pickles and bread ich liebe jessi the most I pounced on his tuna and bounced on his head oh what a feeling to be well fed I am a nut and so are you Doopity Doopity Doopity Doo!!! Do you remember us? We wrapped your corvette in celophane it's now parked at south and main The pickles left us all in blame "Your breath smells bad--why don't you try some Scope?" Maybe it's cause I'm allergic to it, dope. Hey! you should wash your mouth with soap everyone join in; 'one of us, one of us' when life gives you lemons squirt your enemy in the eye. Hit mad hoes and play the game As the tree waved its long branches, I embraced its trunk I gripped its hard knots with my fingertips viagra can't help me now and my mother would be discusted to know What I have done to keep you happy harry is happy Oh joy, i love being happy: Who's going to build my Death Ray?? To help build destruction is to be without peace. I'm going to print this poem out and read it to my class : ) the rain is SOOOOO loud So we toasted to honor. If you can't come in her-come on her Kylie Minogue is the hottest girl EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! la la la Alexander A Los Angeles your red coat bleeds its colours to my hands I thought he loved me, he was only after one thing-myavacado My mom said you should always keep your legs closed so... save water, shower with friends Phil Mascari and Lea Antonopoulos forever! ghost of me you'll find if you watch outside Why can't I have all the love that you have? you were the only asparagus my heart yearned for I just can't stop loving yooooooooooooou And if I stop, just tell me just what will I do...? i am a pogo master mkl Take the Money and run Like Hell "I could be the walrus," quoth he. I am the Eggman You are a Dickhead Yo mama's a Walrus zindzizindzizindzizindzizindzizindzizindzizindzizindzizindzi marksmanmarksmanmarksmanmarksmanmarksmanmarksmanmarksman Some body help me; I'm blind in one ear! smelly feet seth did issue a queef The queef did cover bob the bob did stab the fuck out of seths face. twice. who had recently lost his knob with a spoon. bob was so amused because seth had accused bo of being a transexual snob a confused girl of having a 3-some with 2 other boys know oblivious to the quest, was a one Timothy West, Sarah McKay ist wie käsige Erbsen. king of my EGGfruit, play ol' tom. don't let him flee!! who usually dinned in a mini-skirt and vest Get off the banjo and at once to the Cob! because only idiots read this website stupid german kid has no friends, just poo. squiting over the purple loo, Bobby goes PLOP PLOP!! Lars Ulrich Henriksson - friend and partner of Trilok Gurtu Then came along Ulrika, queen of the bin shaped lizzard i am never going to calm down! fuck-wad prick-stick steeper i dont know where the queef is, but i know where its from u little bitch-wank!im gona insert cochroaches in your nips! Shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker-motherfucker and Steeps So.. Steeper loses. that's new!! blood-in-his-piss Pemberton I was dreaming of Leonard Cohen it gave me warm fuzzies John is absolutely the greatest person ever so give up now and john mark is my bro just so you know And as the poem slowly grows we find under the deep blue sea wee fishies try and eat me Why do people write such utter rubbish? It is a sad world that we rule with black hearts And soon it will end, my friend We must wonder at the falseness of the Pope In this poem, of course Do you ever get deja vu? For what has the day developed, but a monkey tail. What idiot just wrote that? This world is full of jest, idiot fool Please be grateful for those who give it thus Who else has used the ten syllable rule? Benrick, please understand, some of us are very young and vulnerable to this This sort of lewd, rude, crude obcene language Back to the popinjay on news at nine He cruelly wrenched the fair maidens head back Sitting on the wall outside my window. Why was he asking the Pope for mercy? Whilst dripping purple orange juice about Pears wilt in mysterious winter heat And here we draw this chapter to a close she blinked at him with tearing eyes and sighed Does that mean we have to start a new one? She sighed a sigh that said to all the world: I wish that death would not be so painful Sophie ate my Popinjoy Skin of innocence shred off like a man ripping off your bra I looked in the mirror the morning after. I did not like saw I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together I wonder why Jordan won't talk to me&Tim won't go down on me love equals life And life thus equals joy Leave me alone i need to go and sniff my dope but in a Martha Stuart kind of way, not like Robert Downey my body is here but my soul is still in bed This day i start my new life. The search for a wife, An end to strife, care of the knife. Because yes, I am getting liposuction. A New Face and Breast Reduction I luv G, I hope to marry some day -- 2 bad ey die b4 it hpns FAT TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :: drinks beer :: Fat Tuesdays see BOOBIES Stone angel Poeticy, breaks free and runs through the field. *a.s* i feel like my head will explode in 5 minutes scratching and clawing and clutching the object of my desire beware, the monkeys watch from the trees I miss you and I don't know what to do without you you are a huge and pompous dope! the sins of the world are far too concentrate.. neat Crestfallen, and unbegot, the friar went in tune. and you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think ITS TACO TUESDAY OMFG!! LETS ALL GO TO HOOTERS 49 cent tacos www.tacobell.com HOLLA rip 2pac :( VIVA LA REVOLUTION, KILL WHITEY!!! they stole this land with poisen in there hands gave money.. to the rich now there all pimps i feel sorry for my people all men are not equel i wish i was white i pray to white god EVERY NIGHT www.davidicke.com the TRUTH....one its OKAY we GOT MICHAEL!!!!!! I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS BUT I LOOK LIKE 50 CENT OMFG!!!!! he's riding a bycyle cus he's pedophile BUST A FLOW River flowing though the land...OMFG! point your gun in another direction for my last addiction is glory I miss Lori :>( I GOT MONEY STACKS BIGGER THEN U OHHHH KW TIGHTWAD DON'T HATE Even Jesus was persecuted......... but at the end of all this, its just a poem and on and on we go where we stop, nobody knows holla, Barnardo platnium in my grizz-ill, spinners on my whizz-eels cause i'm a suburban white girl gangsta i cant reach my back, to pull out the knife you left for me why do you watch me, i owe you nothing mom the only thing left to do for me is to empty my head and think nothing else but how much i miss you Of course if weren't such an idiot as the sunlight filtered through the venetian blinds and surely if anyone has read the whole thing they are smiling the truth in my mind, for the truth is but only a freaky chicken, Great scott! Eighty-eight miles per hour!!! a fly in my eye and a bear in my hair and a moth in my coat and some snow in the air and ahhhh I came, I saw and.... helped a poem if u wake up n find ur siamese twin mastabating u........ is this insest????????????... think about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have done my part for society. today i am a new person.... oh what fun it is to ride on 1 of them bad ass open sleighs *********oh my lucky stars...................a negro!!****** Driver, stop the bus i wish to get offfffff! i liked the man honey he told HER she had charisma he smiles at me when it is sunny feel the rastafarian raga! airuknushka...............the bastards ave gone there once was a man called honey who had a great ford... oh yes you cna guess it his name was honeyford!!!!!!!!! thre were two rastas who got jealous of the beauty of a little old woman who siled preufseley so the man took his honey and drove off in his ford....... and took the old woman so she didnt get bored but left me behind to dwell in a pool of my self pity, not even a drop of honey then the kitten ate some dog shit like my shit i'm my own shit come everybody let's shit Try as I may, alas, I could not find the hole oh lord heather mccrary has ankles the size of tree trunks! blue highlights on my monkey, he's my best friend fuck you you fucking fuck i shat in your mother's cunt to which, he replied, no thank you evijhserf but i pissed in your farther's arse es i allan o'r gardd i ymlacio ar y heol yn y heulwen glas which finished it off nicely huh! never! and the bohemians danced the polka .......ta da! It takes less effort to add to this garbage then to read it Why would anyone wanna do what a man named Benrik says? I've got your activity for the day, send me $50/day the sea was quiet. quiet and blue. and I felt this calm... I Feel Like The Bottom of a Shoe I have Been Walked On The end-or is it?? nobody knows And I was left to study my toes, like Rose And after a cup of tea I committed a sin of the flesh. More and more, I feel like David Koresh Steve is my special friend and I am his special lady she could finally be molded no more and she broke and these are the fallen souls... And why? suck my fat fucking dick, faggots PS WE ALL HATE NIGGERS HERE FREE KOBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words can kill... yo i fucked this girl one time if only every day was like a kabob It seems like on I know the difference I can fit my fist up her cunt and tickle her lungs Andy Lindblom is the coolest guy ever self praise is no praise at all Has this poem idea really worked? The snow had fallen and so have I. into a darkness unparalleled by anything i'd ever seen befor I WANKED ALL OVER MY WANK WHICH I'D WANKED UP EARLIER the snow is like fat, it gushes from my nose and ears the crumpled tears of a mongaloid property developer Jacob bummy bummer bum bummy bum Gay, gay gay gay gay ima a big gay gay gay and some more gay WHO'S SOPHIE The mencap screamed as I rapes his spacking face then i did a shit in a cup the vibrant setting sun that lingered on his jaunted face i threw the cup at dan's ugly spacking face that mencap cunt deserves to pay he pondered GAY he wriggled and spat, his shit smeared face crupmling his friend from before..who was from mencap New $1 specicial....Nick and his friend GAY steven hawkin arrived and I raped him to I went for my next hit of immigrant AIDS Injected straight into my veins lay back and let the weight fall off If I had just three crabs in a can and watched the poetry angels, my cock they did scough then i would get rid of the spam I AM MASTURBATING TO THIS AS I READ IT so the poem goes on, without any scorn and let it rest, the mencap best after my hit of aids I found a gay bashed a whole in his skull skullfucked him all day so he knew what he inflicted on the world A I D S I slowly throttled the chicken, it's eyes bled I licked them as they split open fingered myself with its broken beak so I could feel the sharp bone scratch my rim blood daddy, blood for all then grabbed her ass, 'English muthafucka do you speak it' prissy little so-and-so, meet my bladecok ocean looks like 1000 diamonds strewn across the blue plain kev is fag. and i hate him so much he should die but i love phil i love billy! and there his words fell, like crumbs from a saltine cracker humpty dumpty fell off the fucking wall. landed on his face and smashed it all. he lay there crippled fucked up and bleeding. no one calling the ambulance he was needing. he wished for someone to come see this shattered egg. anyone to see him and help him to bed. but he just stayed there crying tears of pain. he'd never be able to see again. He'd never be able to eat again. he'd never ever ever be the the same again. then all the kings horses and all the kings men. all the kings whores and all his chill dren. they walked past humpty and seeing him there. seeing his crippled crunchy bone glare. they went into a huddle and whispered and spoke. they thought up a fucking hilarious joke. they pissed on the broken smattered heap. shitting his pants humpty started to weep. the men stood around looking bold yet callous. and each one whipped out a shining phallus. a stainless steel penis with blood stained blades. a phallic cheese grating tool of raping and pain. they bent over humpty and he shivered with fright. each man in turn rammed his phallus inside. ripping and grating and bursting and slicing. hurting and pushing and fisting and dicing. dancing and screaming and fucking and shouting. the men were enjoying their perverted outing. and when it was over they all upped and were gone. Humpty was left as though he'd been alone all along. his battered arsehole now bruised and torn. his entire body was smacked up broken and worn. he lay bleeding a mixture of blood cum and sweat. and wishing that his fall had left him dead. The End. is it really the end? Heart throbs to the beat of a broken drum. 15 and done or am i...its the beginning all over again...the best part toward a new sun, back again in a minute He returned saying, "Jesus made this all for you, love" saying these, to the darkness he feared the parakeet squaks where the grass does not grow down in the hollow, he was playing a new tune crunchy lipstick sales are at an all time high. and I lost my shoe in waterloo... sleep always gets the last laugh indeed, no match am i for such a fearsome predator death will alwase find you but it is mor fun if you find it but the predator sleep is a woman as well, and she loveth me with phantom touch and shadowy kisses she reveals the glass towers of heaven but alas, sleep is a capricious being if she be feeling spiteful, she throws me to the ground to be trampled by devilish hooves of the mares of night i lie here utterly at her mercy, my whole life in her grasp bleh and so i have no choice but to love her HYPNOS but that girl Nikki's pretty hot. and the man said, "Please lick my balls you dirty bastard." Libby you are the love of my life, Love Snug Be mine forever- 9/21 And the children cried, "Where are the spoons?!" And then I felt a joy that few have known DUFF BEER IS THE BEST BEER EVER!!!! Daniel is dating a whore Daniel is not a whore himself BUD LIGHTS FOR DIKES However, Daniel needs to dump the slut And go out with me instead Sara Stephenson went to www.gayporn.com on Amanda's Computer jane austen gaped at the results. were dna tests accurate? but suddenly...touching himself felt a little less personal with blood and rain I shiver in vain wait rain wait Miss Swanson, she clung to the cat-vet named Bill... i would want to give it the attention it deserves, but i,m packing right now. jamie kennedy just won't wait. And thats how it happened, officer But not necessarily in that order never cross a canadian border To vanish like a soul, only to be found in your heart i will go on forever like a lingering fart see you in hell, zebra! Alas, the night is spent and his heart flutters The popinjoy is dead!! poetry is rubbish anyway Que hacer? sino quiero vivir, ni tampoco morir Until I sat on an anthill and it made me whistle backwards ahh why doesn't it shout allowed. let FRED rule the world! dance and sing while the earth spins today Hark, I bring you tidings of Cheese wiz Food products of comfort and joy, comfort and joy Ooh, oh, Tidings of processed cheese food and joy! Silent Night-Creamy night oh yes the Popinjoy cum tonight... And tonight the night when all was right While shepards was their socks by night All seated round the tub Rub a dub dub Woo-Woo said Bubb Rubb Now is the winter of our discontent and heer meat drapes where fragrant The deep dark dank wood sprawled like an overgrown child As fragrant as the fart after a plate of red beans and rice I love Hannah O help me find the humor in it all. and suddenly it hit me like a transfer truck and the cries of the cruel as their punishment was dealt The death was truly felt like guaranteed-to-make-you-grimace-toe-porn and today i am rather torn sweet lie pour from your lips like honey Damn Hippie! ...or else the world will be ruled by diletants, who say no? i believe -- so strongly -- in mayonnaise Zach Morris and friends say "there's no hope in dope!" please stop repeating your poetry lines, it is not funny, it is boring, i have read the whole poem, and you people are not very creative ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN go on...buy a few premium bonds just for luck! and for saving too! indeed it is NOT how MANY times you say it IT is how you say it! i wish i was a chipmonk, in a hammock, running amock. who, what, when, where, why, how?.... Ya know. i don' knoiw enevink hevem ow two spel I AM A CONVICTED MURDERER Poofed on the poof Oh Mott! And again we must ask Where has all the rum gone? I think it the belly of my son I am all machinery, I am metal being, HEH!!!!! Quote Pink Floyd, "Welcome to the Machine" This was extremely stupid, and someone is stalking Sophie. she ruins pigeon stew and bends like light touching leaves You've got to stay at the YMCA! unbornchikkenvoicesin my head? And then I ran. Faster than any had thought possible. and it all smelt like chicken then father wispers, "Go to hell." but Reader, I was already gone. I am a goofy chicken named Lacey Twalkers. I am obese. alas, dear, i was already gone This is the day to praise the Lord all day long List all of the blessing that the lord gave you. The time is at hand, and seize it we must scrape grit from fossil -- a bat, blah blah blah....dont be a dufus, dont be a dufus Because what else can we do ? he broke your heart and your hymen. Did you wash your hands? hands like alabaster, ever so monochromatic oh yeah, like woah flog me til i fly, with your semen on my thighs leaving only remnants of pinecones drenched in syrup And so I say, "Go go Power Rangers!" Bahrainian cheesecakes tend to distill on take-off But if bees make honey do ants make chutney ? i am drunk And as time passes It was then, now is now and so we feasted on the lucky charms, for they were good But, in the end, her name was Bismarck. and pride in her country she showed the monkey on my back fights me for the remote control it's not the matter of the time it's not a matter o the time 23 *is christmas about the giving...or receivin?* how about a nice game of crot de nez shamon, shamon, where far art thou twinkle toes? ***here i am*** dont fret shamon twinkle toes is here! :-) *******BOIZE BOIZE BOIZE.... AAAAAMBAAAAA (AMBA/ AMBER)***** Sex can wait, masturbate. all around the room were shimmering spheres of light go forth and spread the love, sung over hill and dale I can't imagine the fork of joy eating veggies all day. before he cut off some surrepticious piece of postulation oops! and flag said she, this is the symphony of light and dark Should I await the god of fate resigned I cannot sleep, so I'm creating this shit, you see... Said God and went out to the pub nearby His sight frightening, his sight as X-ray Should I escape? Should I be gone? He sees me, I know. He has an axe, a sword, a lance, a bow.... What a shitty God, he doesn't know, how could he kill me Ooooooooohhh *does the first comment dance* Beware of Jabberwocky Qki Monster my lover Everything's odd - my dog thinks he's a cat Beware of Iduch! :P .I'm going to sleep. Don't go, said Jabberwocky and hugged my dog... Anja is a silly billy stinky boo boo bear My dog hugged Anja.... idusia my crazy lunatic walking with a spider on her back :* Jabberwocky ate the spider jabberwocky ate the cat jabberwocky ate the dog then he barfed The sparkling of the moonlit lake sent tremors down my spine fishing for the chicken in the bottom of the bag THE JABBERWOCKY VOMIT, FULL OF CATS AND SPIDERS AND DOGS.... SENT THE TREMORS BACK UP, ALONG WITH MY OWN LUNCH Enough with the barfing. My mother smells like a fish & makes her meat feel special Your love is ever sweet, ever comforting, and always enough. just too bad you're a wimp and not tough all you cracka's are sick, quit this shit i'm with him suck my dick, i hate your racial shit Behold, a light, upon the window sill. The light flickers and takes flight Tina Lei Larm is the sexiest beast alive! if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off my head hurts...my feet stink....and i don't love Jesus! a shmoke and a pancakce... a homeless and a filflop... a homeless and a *flipflop*.... a cigar and a coconut.... a tongue and a toaster.... a homeboy and a jesus.... when come back, bring pie The Only Way To Save The World Is By Eatting Broccoli Ah Bui-Ah Bui I miss You! Ah Bui Ah Bui You coming? because you call me ah-bui, so i am not seeing you tonite. AH Bui Ah Bui You Must Eat! More more you eat more I like! told you, i'm Fei-Fei......... and i am not eating... Ah Bui Ah Bui I m Sick,call for e Bui Bui Quick3.for sherry miss miss you, my casey darling. and stop calling me bui bui i love you long time Marrow, marrow, marrow, sparrow we chant amongst the bees Oh Susan Moon child, my love of Portland keeps me weird. A train derails in Guam. As I close my eyes the demons come to me They bring happy thoughts of necrophilia Slitting throats with rusty knives slicing from groin to throat to expell the tragedy of life The steaming entrails become my sneezes my sneezes become shallow rain The tickle of her beard delighted me so But why did she marry him if she was gay? In this day and age, there's really no need for that. No need for hats, no screed from cats we all realize, it's just breathe control baby Breath control, helps with blow jobs. you know I'm talking about the recieving end With eyes like pickled eggs and legs like sausages Appalling, utterly appalling he said Skip to the end, the begining is just to painful here i sit in my chair i poop my pants I thought it was air dont wash your hands in my sink who is more fool? the fool? or the fool who follows the fool? for who but a fool would be king for a day? Take these lines of hope I say for when the mentos have gone away we can no longer stay stay in this place fear the loss of this grace rap about drugs and guns fluffy the cat eating an oversized deranged lawn gnome and he knew not what the plant said next i have to go...my phone's ringing!!! when life gives you lemons you must dance dance like there's a rodent in your pants COOKIES ARE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD And the peasants rejoiced, for they too liked cookies are we there yet? well? are we? NO! never go into the woods alone if you fear the BIG ass crows woo fei is gay...but that's ok... Paul says he has a girlfriend...but i think it's a man! what time is it mr. wolf? vincent likes grape juice...mrs lippy's car...is green! THe poppinjay likes cookies...and grapejuice too! i like fudgeoos...you like fudgeoos...they like fudgeoos i love me! you love me! they love me! we all love ME! and the peasants rejoiced for they love me too! i broke christmas...shush...don't tell! paul is a poo poo whoppie cushion i AM the lord of the dance! If they only knew that the dark lord wears FUZZY PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS! paul is a poo poo whoppie COOKIE, not cushion... oops Tingling rain drops can't make me dance! Tripping through life's siomple pleasures All my life I will not love anyone as much as I love you An' you shall always be my dearest and truest friend For every fault, we are each given a gift... And rapt, we unwrapped my gift to you. like the sky is a big blue bowl and i am a cheerio because often, an age difference is a problem for only one But why protest? You can take the often outta that sentence The cat scratched his stomach as he coughed up a hairball! Please remove the bush Im huked on funiks kant u tell? meinhof vs. baader Join the I HATE Oona Patil club!!! TODAY!!! SaintorSinner109 will return ha ha beware all who feared me! Mark Me 50 year old men look at teen porn. Isnt that wrong? right? Oona Patil is a fat ugly piece of trash!! Go Gamecocks! I don't like UGA or Clemson! She was the dancing queen at 17, but she grew up and got fat in the end the dreams you dream are all you ever were CAUTION: HOT Take time to ponder the wonderous works of our loving God. Nature alone speaks volumes of His love for mankind.... 1 Cross + 3 Nails = 4 Given !!! Jesus Loves You !!! Bite bicuspid bicameral legislature when winter breaks to a springly dawn, the white poppy cloud morning bui morning bui..good morning bui samantha: what makes you dream? wereoink: I remembered all my dreams. In deed dreams do come through:in the eyes of trust distrust My boyfriend licks my pulsing vulva brian is my luver i watched the sails of the toy pirate ship blow in the wind (and please, God, shine your light down on sov'reign Texas) tickle::pop::tickle::pop The moon rattles like a fragment of angry candy The moon mmmm cheese mmmm toasties mmmm cheddar!!!! If I hadn't made myself, Id've been made some how not now This is what happens when you let idiots post freely the love of fun is the love of life White people taste like macaroni and cheese when they walk by my heart fullters, then stops my gf sucks me off my name is Marc and i got kicked off the internet i also suck at paintball and have 2 penis's brandon caley wrote the gf sucks off thing. he lives in lacey, wa, and can be found at timberline high. what rhymes with "sucks off?" this was made by the great crazy_foo of the clan Brandons favorite site? Chickswithdicks.com! the guy who put chickswithdicks is ADAM who lives in lacey he is deeply in love with Tom Cruise who dreams about sucking his big fat fucking sausage "he" being brandon, and he supports all gay marriges cause it will need to be legal when he is 23 in fact, he once tried to give himself a bj that in fact is very true.... which is why he cut his ribs out in order to lean over more adam once got on his knees and tried to give me head.... in fact, he wants to go to prison so he can "drop the soap" the "he" is brandon caley of suckalot dr. se. lacey wa 98513 adam once took a pounding from cory bowman...he is 300 lbs he enjoyed every minute of it!!!!!! Brandon is simply expressing his dream under a false name a this paneling is sure out of itself her criminal apologies broke bloodless fenceposts What becomes of the broken anus we're all going to fucking die! is the greatest river of them all i need scissors! 61! tons of action lasting lifetimes in the size of a thing popperjay jagger not thinking about laws and 0000000 Why? hyperness is the personality that is most worth-condemned one hi per nest, I Copernicussed him out then, someone will die reading this Shell, URock!! Hopefully u remeber that u effect others,Thks Then unsaid elite, unbroken, found the caves, found anechoic monstrosities; or blindspots for the darkening wax will anyone ever read all of this? Dost thou go cross-gartered? I prefer boxers myself. ...or perhaps a slipperly thong Yellow walls drip nicely on days like this But the Gecko on the wall is the wrong shade of green why try to challenge unless destined to look forever All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. Mondo McMung makes merry men more manly i like to go to lubys so i can eat green beans from the canl Then I fed the pinata my collection of CDs Alli makes me have orgasms WE ALL KNOW YOU LIKE SOPHIE! AND YOU LIKE EGGS! jakakakakakakaka But not the green ones, over the moon at night And why do we have to fight? Nobody loses all the time. Penumbra. Richard Marx is my dad's hero But he's no Corey Hart This is a test message .... but not to be ignored Oh, her sweet her lips, but oh my, her salty tongue ... ...chomp it off peace love emo and many moore in canada what esle can a girl ask for Jaclyn conrad rocks and rocks and rocks and rocks, it was so sweet cellar door with rusted hinges, creaking in the stark winter wind. Can't we all just get along, even IF we have to sing a song i drew my cat naked today Swirls of green contribute to the purple dotted landscape whenever the wind says WAAAAAAH! I called back with ease that all pain and joy comes with Eve As Eve gazes in a lobotomy gaze often imitated but never duplicated Brown and green my skin has turned. to see the world through mushroom sunglasses and then i sang 'what is love?' into the utility room But I got no answer other than the roar of the washing machi POO STEW MIXED WITH GLUE YUMMY IN MY TUMMY YOU CHISEL , YOU SPANNER , YOU CHEESE , YOU PIECE OF POO , OH HOW I LOVE YOU for thou art a cat spanker, what's up with that? i cannot see for i am blind, i cannot touch for i am numb everything's just tickety boo The jalopy shot round like a bad fart! Creating the most awful stink through out! Cockmuncher rejoyced as a victim was seen?? Have you seen my penis lately? It's the one with the big head and bright shiny bow Have you seen my penis lately? You can usually find hanging down around my toes mopping up shit we all have hemeriods, some are just better at hiding them like bruised avocados they haunt our dreams and the telephone sucks blood from my ear life. vignettes. I heard a message from the angels "FUCK MICHIGAN!" that beach caper with m proved a most limpid harbinger industry is my christ, my soul is corporate fodder The cardinals have all gone mad, good sir! que sera sera A sheep without a gun is like a sheep without a gun tut tut it looks like rain i killed her and said, The light swiches on and im now in a world without you. today i am blue, tomoro, so will you together forever ,in the bleu world together forever in a place like hell and the hell exists no longer, because we've stolen the sense of sin, or guilt, or deeds to done there's no putrifaction anymore the vault of faith is nearly devastated which is sad because what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger and more stronger than ever before, en then i sad, never more and i dit it never again healthy rage and silent poetry, that is me Wich vanished in a breeze on a summer's day I envisioned the yard in which I used to play Den boer vervoert waar den homo in roert. zei de onwetende hetero macho while he was fucking his friend I like to eat mayonnaise while I stroke my naughty place... haha T'was een mooie zomerdag, toen ik je voor het eerst zag je stralende mooie ogen, zorgen ervoor dat ik je zou mogen Niemand heeft het ooit kunnen maken Om zo diep in m'n hartje te geraken zo zo zo ik heb geen zin meer :-p allé groetjes najat! Study at a tempo that is confortable for you... NP I used to suffer from schizophrenia, but we're ok now... forget yet not the sweet sound of the zizzle monster Heaven must be missing an angel, probably me Can't never reach the girl I really love the dropp, the pool, the lake, the ocean every where I go, I see you, the girl I love END This poem sucks, It doesn't meet the cut, just give it up,ok Even because I'm gay doesn't mean you can't stay I have only one word to say championship deranged ducklings in need of a good magician * deus ex machina * wat je gelooft is waar, open je kutje maar en als je het niet waagt blijf je maagd Pieter Jan see, your scared of girls is what i found........ aambeiplukkerij wat is men aarsje blij Never free from the torment they feed me Jammie wrote this line so pay attention stop the hurt Who's general failure and why is he reading my disk? lotju, je t'aim ma sistah! This is the end of this poem. Or not... one day , a magical day , this day one day , the world will be like a flower I love you, you are mij life, i can't without you no more... and will bloom in a magical garden of stars and planets. the day that the hold garden is blooming i will love you like the garden loves the flower and that love will never ends xxx Sofie SOFIE STINKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who agreas? for those who don't like this, go and watch some porn SOFIE STINKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who agreas? or you can here to the music of korn I really love you...I would like to tell...but I can't :'-( geen zon geen zee geen strand maar toch lekker verbrand groetjes uit New York nooooooo skucvhzekcvzerlvcqzivhpzehvohzeovgezhvkezvhezgvezhf revlzrvhzriljvvgkvhjhSGVJKLZGROVJHZUKERHVLZEGVZEBVUKZEHVZVZB this are the words of Halit Ergun I love els van impe he can't say it but i can ik ben geil............ even if your life is just one day, live it... don't waste it My breasts are swollen and I have to use the bathroom Kwou is zien of ze da er echt bij gingen zette?Greetz Davy D The Lilacs are coming. Blooming with Popinjoy fragments lotjaaah ma sistah!!! luve yah! xxx pr0 4evaaaaaaa Je heb iemand nodig, stil en oprecht, die als het er op bloody, bastard, bitch Love is dying, taking life with it. visit www.d-m-r.tk and u will live forever i screamed, i almost hit that per.... per... telephone pole so go with the flow and take it all Smoke weed and u won't give a shit about this poem anymore and God created blond women, that gave him a great feeling the craig says 'fuck off' avid and the michael jackson says 'chamone motherfuckers!' i like the pope cuz the pope smoke's dope just getting high titel:forgot about dre autor: dr.dre feat. eminem :p trying ya'll know me still the same old G. we've been low key..... hated on by most these nigger with no cheese, no deals,and no G's.. no wheels and no key's,no groce or snowmobile and.. no ski's.. mad at me cuz i can finally afort to provide my-> famely with grocerie's. got a crib with a studio ?????????? to add to the wall from theclax.hanging up in the office and some back in house like trophee's.did ya'll think.......... DARN to long for me and to stoned :-D ...:::FuBu:::.... Think I will listen to more Randy Rhoads ;) I like fudge The tarheels rock........sex cant wait....dont masturbate I like the city of Pittsburgh....it has one good sports team The lady at the top makes me horny and the bark was good. a joke-> superman is flying thru the sky and suddenly he see's wonderwoman laying down on the roof of a of a skyscratcher butt naked. superman thinks: mmmm i wanna piece of that.but he's so fast that he can fuck'er in 2sec's so he go's down there and fucks wonderwoman in no time wonderwoman shoots up and say's: what the fuck was that "i dunno" say's the inviseble man: but my ass hurts :p :D ************....::::FuBu::::.....************* So she flipped her hair and plugged her ears... and farted Ik hou van men tamarasnoes elke dag een beetje meer ma nu ik met de bus rij zie ik haar niet veel en dat doet soms zeer en then sudden death, cause when you are alone, en feeling down just count on me to stat around so if you ever need someone hipityhopity and hollabalu knomes in a dishpan charleschew hipityhopity and hollabalu knomes in a dishpan... Well, It seems last night you cought me spankin' it... no use denying it i was really crankin' it! and now we wonder what's going on down under ------------------------this is why I love you-------------- Today I'm Happy I cannot die for my sins, it's his fault he dropped the soap a man that doesnt know how to aim to please is a lost cause FELLATIO, doo doo, doo, doo do understand my ennui is man I wish I had a tail so I could join the circus to die is complete fulfillment if you're bored, try using your other hand asdfasdf but knowing and doing are very different things I've never been a fan of soap on a rope oh hath jesus touched me, but not in any good way Omdat een laserprinter geen kop koffie is ! I must confess you're bold, but not that bright the story never ends because there's so much people numans, living and dying and pretending that they are alive even though they are long gone gone with the wind, blown with the dust, splatteted like splinters and rippled like waves. the story never ends because of witness, who's watching every puppet all the time eternity will rise against the greedness, of bodies with their lust for greedy life! The greedy life is just a self-betrayal 'cos you can't take your wealth beneath the earth damnation day will be your final trial poor, sad and naked you will face rebirth and please send me a mail I'll send you any mail, just give me address! but like an envelope without address, i address no one today i will kill my project manager or at least miss him out of the coffee run Why does a hangover make one fret everything about life? If love was a tear drop I'd give you the ocean love is love, love is you, I love love, so I love you I want you to want me, I need you to need me, I love you didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying, ik spring uit een vliegmachien, alleen maar om jou te zien!! om jou te bekoren spring ik uit die toren didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying Oh Danny boy, I hear old susana calling I need you so desperately my skin is so pale it hurts me to see people who hail albino at me I am short pale and grumesome I am short pale and gruesome If love were to be for everyone, it wouldn't be that good i look arond the corner and see your blood, i have the gun And I thought to myself, have I ever seen a fat midget? If you think you're perfect, Try walking on water. Heb je even voor mij Maak wat tijd voor me vrij Ieder uur van de dag denk ik steeds aan jou lach alleen jij maakt me blij!!! en jij maakt mij altijd vrij van mijn pijn IK DOE SPERMA OP DAT BEEST EEN VROUW DUS i'm for u..waiting till u hold me back me in your arms * i'm waiting for u..waiting till u hold me again........... I woke to find myself in a dark wood and so i kicked his ass suddenly I heard a voice saying 'Do you really love me ?' I hate you "Yes, but aren't you still stuck in the one-sided mirror?" the silence is lying inside the reflection of your side miep says the birdy ands say fuck the britch over te usa The World Will Fall Apart, The Minute You Break My Heart tja.. shit happens Don't Love One,Don't Love Two,Love The One Who Loves You.. even when it is a koe! hahah, die is funny! OOIT AL KLAAR GEKOMEN OP ET TOILET? HEERLIJK! I don't know a lot but I do know that I love you, mussche Why, he answered, what's the hope? live fast die young and thus herr seel became a poet after all love you g and you too but i can't tell you ,what must i do? who can find me a 'funnymagicalsweetcool' nickname??? -------->NE MUTLU TùRKùM DIYENE<----------- but alas, i cannot and now for something compleatly different... ITS HARDCORE4LIFE! HARDCORE RULES THE WORLD! Nevermore Nevermore or maybe more? you're baby is ugly tiredness kills be depressed skin is tasty life is a bitch and then you die and thats a bitch too chocolate gives life derelict mutton sandwiches prostrate vinegar posthumously Rebecca I love ya girl, you're so fine, you make me so happy masturbation can wait, copulate as the popinjay sat there she asked ricardo to marry her No insertion fills any gap or rends nothing in things No insertion fills any gap or rends nothing into things and chugged along the dung beetle rolling it's gold... Cuervo Gold...if only we had some now. Cheese is the one true god ik vraag mij af wie dit heeft uitgevonden :-D Act on your dreams with open eyes and make them possible. For your dreams are your life's true calling. and lecherous an old dope goat yet may be, enlightened by all the great falling mice, that have failed one, by one. a rhyme worth a dime right on time ik vind .................. dit gedicht een scheet in de wind HARDCORE SUCKS, TECHNO RULEZZZZ!!! i really dislike this poem so i think i'll go shit at home r&b rullez 4-ever and ever all the things i need to survive saturday wat een mooie dag vandaag ... lekkere drum'n bass roelt ! test ... one 2 drie as lou turnd to ricardo thay knew everything was going to be i love you ricardo will you be mine mr beffy loves you to MY LOVE WILLIAM HUNG!!! To live and let die... I love to eat the neuterings of cows And then he sucked the pussy I hate sauerkraut. why am I dying to live, if I'm just living to die why am I trying to give, if no one gives me a try look at the moon, the honey-baked ball they shot to the sky. ********* I AM ALL MACHINERY, I AM METAL BEING, HEH********* ****************WE THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD******************* **************************HE RUNNOFT************************ He went to Belgium ... and then he said, "You look like a hundred bucks doll." And she replied "you should see the other guy" there are things not so beautiful as this. Then i fucked the bitch in the ass and the sun came out again The constant dribbling shall drive me mad I LOVE SEX maquinahumana maquinahumana maquinahumana maquinahumana we are only machines. we are only machines. nothing more, nothing more, nothing more, nothing more and the clouds drifting by en francais c'est joli aussi but then, my arrival is as the beginning of anarchy fuck it..i'm back right from the start and i'm doing it all over again I think the sun set on the wrong side today Sometimes I wonder of the meaning of nothingness the daytime star leaving my heart Two roads diverged in a yellow wood o look out behind you there stands something fierce And I, I can see you but you cannot see me. i can kiss the eyes of the moon,if i see you back soon this doesnt make any sense meghaman rocks the socks off anyone Deep within my heart a space will remember your presence My heart is cut in half belong to the hater and lover. A space in my heart will always remember your presence My heart is cut in half belong to the hater and lover have you heard the story of the turnip king? I smoke your stale cigarette soul, He chewed the pop tart and said , man, I hate Shawna Shawna looks like elmo mixed with an inflatable stripper dol a weakling weighing 98 pounds poked his ribs and said with a sigh i want to eat donuts till you can see cellulite showing through my size 45 frankie bs. mmmhmm. Volcanic randomness expressing pure nostalgic ecstasy I'd like to express my extreem point of view ==> FUCK IT ALL No don't -- it's not worth it We shall fight And Dance With The Devil and stab god in the back and condemn the lives of everyone to HELL especially blair and bush haven't read the poem, so i've no idea what to write down t'is thy time, t'is thy train, hard outside it do rain. yes come on 90000 you are the girl who brooks my hart Carine Joostens but i stil love you and i dont nhow why your choupinet Yeah Carine Joostens sure was good yesterday You Jerk...This one can't be explained away. Just doing a bit of recreational browsing to pass the day tis poem is crazy but so is AA GENT. so go GENT The World is a Vampire And I am it's meal. badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers SNAAAAKE! SNAAAAKE! his penis gently vibrates in the rotting hand of his lover's corpse I like to lick your ears saying the blind yet graceful lover yet not knowing the one he is attempting to spoon is a pig our cat is bleeding so lets throw him into the feeding Badger badger badger badger badger badger Everyone eat your brother SOMEBODY STOP ME! OMGWTFBBQBSHAX I was having a fight with the dishwasher... it won. You are my everything... Let me take you to heaven with punctuations and dandruff I had a cup of cappucino today! http://www.dalsheim.com www.nievs.com i farted in some poo One word repeatly drummed through my head.... YAHTZEE! love is like a flower in the magic garden of cupid xx sofie never wanna lose that flower , never wanna lose you ...... cuz u taste sour "Thousands of battered women and I eat mine plain" I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked 5 twos. Destiny is not a matter of chance, you should see what's in my pants picking up my shattered remains eat with a spoon - marmalade brains! scattered petals fluttering in the wind I want to pee on you For the day is long and are life is short knights on a useless quest of hope... you better be blazin at blazinlow.com Poison in the glass. I will not be served Salt in the wound. I will not be cured. you better be blazin at blazinlow.com the river is blue for the eastbrook crew and the black shoe And then I entered Madville If you go to ebaumsworld.com it will be all blue "Oh yes," said the spider to the fly, "now you are mine!" I like Ham! Penis that's history -- everything you've ever seen is I want Pete Bruhn!! listen to me because baby this is your song today is worship pete bruhn day Would I ever lead you astray? for bruhn is nothing if not gay Oh my god, George Bush is the biggest dick of them all. I hope he chokes on another pretzel, to the ground he fall The End. Or so it would seem... Entropy holds our future in it's death grip Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro -nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu Clap stains to the rudders and beans to the udders, my boy. So whos dumb enough 2 try & read this whole thing!!!!!!!!!!! The only sense left is punt, pass, and then kick. Whuffo. for eons I have slept under the gaze of a madman! do you his phone number? the madman? I lost it. Again he will return. one day, with knife in hand for you JC Chasez looking so beautiful what would happen if I knew what I don't know now Howard Stern is truly the King of all media LONG LIVE THE KING Sepi, I still miss you life flashing before my eyes i let go and let myself die then i kileld the suicidal freak who wanted to kill himself, then i found out i was just dreaming and went to play pool then had mad sex with Rachel on the pool table i hope you choke on your own blood and die slowly. pool tables, pools of blood, pools of money, money pooled money pooled, man fooled, woman left, bereft - what theft Chaos is King, and Magic is loose upon the World!! Twat? I cunt hear you, I have an infucktion in my ear! Ninjas are cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet. There ya go buddy, get some! In a colorful way, its a colorful day. What power is this I fear to ask which guides these hands in I like sluts that love anal it is as it was woe as to me for I tia-marie am an Evil Genius wow, it really is long! wearing white leather thigh boots and a red leather thong That only partially covered her dong I also thought of a steak It certainly kept me awake If only I could solve the puzzle to her heart the sun is shining, the weather is freezing tralalalala i am in a state of bliss especially when i take a piss I like pickles! chewbacca was taller than the others it was a miracle he lived on our planet you might ask yourself now: what's the connection between this poem and chewbacca?? I will tell you: there isn't any. but however, chewbacca was taller than the others. as i sucked his little tiny bobby trembling schizo from afar todo Made me want to do a pooh pooh woo who cares oh no the pies they are after me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! oh my god the pies, jo i told u pies would take over world Beware the Squirrel King! For He Shall Rule The World!! all srols will love all women!!!!!!!!! atop my swarthy monitor, mask-ed wrestlers stand watch if i shot my arms up like that, what do you think wil happen Harriet. Harry-ette. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. Beautiful, bemused, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed? like what? huh? un-hated? forgot what to say :) it's not living itself, it is life as we see it And the Popinjay goes, "Do do-do, do do do dodoo, do do-do" remorse of the butter junkie and I'm still waiting without a shed containing used breast pumps or a hemi I love him It's not so good as a wet shower you are pretty, like a flower Visca Catalunya Lliure, amb Salut i Republica I once asked you but you turned and left me queue up right here in alphabetical order by surname, please but i'm still alone i could be your girl... please,PLEASE, don't let my sister find out if i should die before i wake, give my porn stash to ellie. ah, pumpernickel, the food of the worms. do you have blue poo? don't be ashamed, we must all die embarrased at one point. And tired eyes from tired backs break But I'm not tired, I am alive and kicking How beautiful life can be, but also how dark And I keep wondering, why is my mother in law so fat? I don't know, but I know one thing, that's love! ANd i WANT Sex Good Sex With Kylie Minogue cause she dance like a cat i love marco noto, the italian squirrely Let live take it's undefined and unknown course Look ahead and don't look back Don't be afraid of what's life got to offer be afraid of what you have to offer life because life is not eternal then all the rainbows winked and shivered and we knew life sucks, then you die melancholy ribbons finish the slippery package of marraige then comes the baby in the horses carraige? in a field of gumdrop cornices melting softly down to husk it's better than being a panda slowly snowflakes licked her forehead my butthole hurts i am in love and i would like to shove something back in it ahh sweet love, its like the blossom on the trees vagina it comes only in autumn vagina rhymes with lima and south carolina hooray for boobies ! The more your pussy flows, the more my dick goes. test i guess i hope i die soon and get away from this stupid poem We're all here to help each other get through this, whatever it is............................................ I don't know if that's true A gold ring I love the bling bling what is to rise my soul in joy to Cami my love misevicius Oh long may he sing, for he is the smelliest creature O it is what it is, that faintly flowing, ever-growing kitty here i sit all broken harted, tried to shit but only farted i poo green goo candice sichmeller is the koolist not just kidding god candice sichmeller is the koolist 8675309 i am NOT gay Death sings hymns of beautiful escape. i have an abnormally large head filled with dread fuck you amanda i am a member of the PEN 15 club i am a member of the PEN 15 club. i am a member of the PEN 15 club.+ Why doest the sun still rise each day? Dealing delightfully with delinquent desires brig brag bribbins, jibbins fo fibbins! mack a tack, frack! The wind let us know we were alive dispite my spirts,im drowing in this lake of no escape.. Fi can see nothing else except my past this watch is fake and so am I And then i woke up naked in the middle of my Gym Class shut your @!#%in' mouth cried A-list to the operator if only you would come and fuck my brains out The lifeguard said "Its norml to smoke pot" and set fire to these beautiful moments .. I wanna suck on those fat tuts And feel your weenis in my ear As i twiddle with your twat Mommy, whats a gagortion? And thus spake Charlie Brown, eejit and turd; spoil yourself with sweetness and innocence Just because you feel it, doesn't mean it's there I sat my the river with my fingers on her shoulder and Lucy wore glasses 'cause she was really a nerd Frodo,sam,pip and ork saw it 3 times, don't feel like a dork cumming is fun when its between the buns And that is the end of the worlds longest poem!! But I Have a lot of the word to say... eternity...my heart is breaking into two... So this is why I will not hit the hay ... Yellow duck, green frogs, blue water, black bugs. A lake. Red spots, silver blade, my wet hands in her nice neck. My white pennis in her black pussy. Lust for death. LOBO SOLITARIO ANÃO, GOSTA DE CHUPAR PAU, NEM PRECISA ABAIXA and my ass sangrou late in the night, the broken puss stake away in my heart EUA WILL SUFFER the world is my teapot, just waiting to spew Lil' potato when born, spill on the floor. the cock squirts mystical love upon the birds juicy breast quero enfiar naquela xuranha O Alec eh meu amigo, o Alec eh meu colega vou fazer com ele o q o cavalo fez com a egua Thats too many to count while lurking about! And so I peer into the shadows... http://rapaduradoeudes.blogspot.com/ and I see pantyless delights spread eagle queefing at me STOP READING! HE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU! ADEAMUS AD MONTEM FODERE PUTAS CUM PORRIBUS NOSTRUS she said as many as two times white lily I used to trade candy bars for seaweed Kiss on, Cheer On, But the day will be forgotten. and this is the and. or not... All mormons shall die, cilla vc eh uma vaca They shall be delightful in lakes of blood take the viking to the church Todos nós concordamos que voce é uma vaca Perfectly inaudible a friend is like a flame, Manny flames are like a fire a fire that warms my heart, thanks to worm my heart carpe dieum est Sigeps are the best I love dani We're all floating like sticks in a river My world is empty in the bitter end, we're all but foolios Cocaine is one hell of a drug... Heute hue und Morgen hott save a tree eat a beaver save a snake eat a mongoose This poem doesn't rhyme my dog is snoring And everytime I blow you out of my mind, I shake your hand and turn 'round and sing a song for you only, let it be let it be, let it be And you suck my cock Birdy birdy in the sky let's a dirty in my eye, so I can finally felt into beloved hands and rest in peace for the rest of my short life I love the sunshine everywere , in wood and field and glenn, which is long enough when you come to think of it of town imprisond men, i love it when it steams in the humbl ...and is this the end. END!!! And crying out the boy's real name, things remained the same Loosing so much time is a shame tik ... tak ... tik ... tak ...tik ... tak ... tik ... tak . Why? but in the middle of time, GOD has spoken: All must love me Why not? Are you my sweetheart day by day? Do I hope that you'll never go away? Or do you wonna end this sweetness right now ?!? no, no no.... it's not time to go Poesia é coisa de veado I´ll be back dá-lhe COXA I'm a stupid ass! poso moy leipeis My god, what a crap poem. God alone stands on my toes Tow loves Aly but so much more then a game, if only she knew i love dunta robinson, ryan brewer.GO GAMECOCKS i love dunta robinson and ryan brewer. GO GAMECOCKS i love dunta robinson and ryan brewer GO GAMECOCKS CLEMSON IS THE WORST PLACE EVER Ernio quebra o meu galho CLEMSON IS THE WORST PLACE EVER Vem pegar no meu Caralho!!!!!!! Que poema retardado Eu prefiro come o meu quiabo É coisa de viado burro auheh kurtu é viado. visite: http://ernie.blogger.com.br i'm willing to save the broad day light Liz:Remember it.It will be very important When I doth read too much, it maketh thine ass itchy Yes Oh Yes! I do feel pretty And then.... I woke up klinger binger dinger singer went to town to singer life is good, life is fine but when you have sex, it's even better but when you have sex, it's even better... Ich bin sooo gut do we all share one consciousness ? youre not as old as the trees, not as young as the leaves opa, peganaminha peganaminha.... hola o pingolets ! Worlds in global chaos and its time to burn down the cross TIME TO FIRE IT UP,GET CRUMPED UP, & START ALL OVER AGAIN. a little potato when growing up gets scattered on the floor Whose cross she murmured? Anuncie Aqui Quem teve essa idéia estúpida de poema aberto p/qquer porra? I used to dream of Roses and Tulips, now I watch them grow, there is a lotmore poetry in Almodovar MY NIPPLES GET HARD EVERYTIME I START MY CAR! en de Protput bezorgt Sammy steeds een warme bril daarna gaan ze samen flink van bil en de Gert doet overal zijn broek uit en poept alles en iedereen buiten The Book is on the table. nu niet komen zeveren! Allemaal uw BROEK inleveren! Do you got weed he asked Do they brook out! Poupen or bouten Pooping is great ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE JACK A DULL BOY.... j'comprends rien ! Bleu sky tells lies, rain fals behind me and I, I'm drifting Nem tudo que ouro fulgura, nem todo vagante é vadio abre que é suceso psiricoooo... abre abre abre is als sex met je ex Gert has a fat neck but for the rest, he is a gek I couldn't imagine another way to die, 1 2 3 4 5 It's the pips that get under my skin, not the seeds indeed 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorry Die there, die alone, but never forget that you're gone and Fernand will peel some Onion !!! PROTPUT IS GREAT !!! everyday is a new day,like every man wished to be clay ich zeg sue: ich zeg niks!!!! Poetry Day is bullshit. Poeperkesdag is GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!! like patrick ewing and charles barkley... wearing some fucking oakley´s nen drei ront oer oe-er koen djie krijge! scarlet zuigt Ich glaube der ist jeman "Alkers" am sprechen, CristalAlkers Krist'l talkers Johny Walkers Mien sjoenmooder heid nog gein jung Gert, wanneer gaan we pinten zuipen??? Happy Stalkers The lady in red is dancing in the snow gates@microsoft.com The dancing lady has her period??? And when he entered, he tripped and fell to the floor... GERT, POEPEN OF ZUIPEN? ANDERS, AFDRUIPEN! 't heeft 2 handvadjes en een heel dikke hals... wat is het?? But i have to think about the oranges Gert, de doperwt :-) If thou shalt be! The Dick with Glasses be in Your hands! o último acorde do violino solitário nada sei sobre a vidinha do pernilongo que mato indiferentemente na parede mas desconfio que era aúnica que ele tinha. by STC ik ben een beetje waw beetje wow beetje woew klein beetje verlief op jou alles wat je zegt wat je wil wat je doet ik ben een beetje waw beetje wow beetje woew klein beetje verliefd op jou een dag van verdriet duurt langer dan een maand van vreugde I learnt to speak german without any help I snuck in the back door, my dog he did yelp oh popinjoy, popinjoy, youv'e broken my heart a dominoes pizza, with toppings that help to hide the foul flavour and poppinjoy smell Use a water-based lubricant for best results. Keep your head in the redhair! Allemaal mooie woorden,maar een iets te zegge:ik hou van jou and staring blankly at the screen I saw my reflection in the computer .. and there wass a explore ! muziek is de inkt van het hart, gebruik dus de beste inkt i love kathryn brown é nois na fita Vc tem perguntas, nós entendemos. cascavel é bem chegado onde quer que pisa represent projeto sex lalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalallalalalalalallalala kathryn Browne where are you, I hate you, I miss you I want The badger's voice seemed to call my name the night rises, the sun fades away, good night o Rodrigo Rockgol entra no RA quando chega do colégio.... QUINTIPLE O ownzzz The lublic school system is a sham The public school system is a sham QUINTIPLE O ownzzz spread da word: QUINTIPLE O ownzzz eminem sucks, QUINTIPLE O ownzzz fuck dr dre, QUINTIPLE O ownzzz one more time, QUINTIPLE O ownzzz QUINTIPLE O , let's go QUINTIPLE O powa QUINTIPLE O ownzzz, bitchezzzz powa to da gangstanation powa to QUINTIPLE O cuz they own!1! I don't know what I want....maybe a big cheese croissant.... as i stand here alone in shame Who's the person to blame? Like treacle on fluffy slippers I don't like this fucking Barbie poetry jezus wat een kutgedicht, dit slaat werkelijk op geen reet Al wie dit leest is een teef In de gloria, in de gloriaaaaaaaa, joepie, joepie, joepieeee Hornets graze in astoundingly white skies have you seen my baseball? ahhhhhhhh o´ i o´ o´ i o´ be come a mulher do badanha And they all lived happily ever after. -The End- You may think it's the end, but theres another bend this tale must go on, and the truth to be told because my friend, you must see that this one he calls Sophie is just a stupid fucking whore. and this bitch kathryn brown, for any guy she will lie down and spread her fat thighs for the world to see, and smell her Beaten, ROTTEN PUSSY yarsh to the world she said bluebird bluebird here is your peanut And so my breath breathes your day and night i speak in a british accent my name is austin simpson from australia! i like men for men are such devine creatures that they deserve but there´s nothing like women I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna get ya! I got you! This line--This one you're reading- Only one worth reading! DAVE MATTHEWS IS THE SHIT! Caba macho mermo mata a cobra e mostra o pau PUTZ que vontade de caga Do what you like Quem viu isso no rapadura açucarada? And you Chupakeeeeeeeeeeeee Because BIN LADEN RRRRROOOOOXXXXXXXXX A LOT!!!!!! It only hurts when you put it in, take it out, or leave it or leave it in a cave for 13 months the love from my romeo has fallen away for another juliet I must confess, I've found my faith in God!! life love destroy liberty happiness destroy death kill hope The world will grow and we will have real fun. eat some cheese straws the smell of the rose is the scent you hold within just do it in da butt and thus he spake with clear clean voice to thee A Badger then emerged. His presence brought silence. He raised his paw and offered peace to all. When he spoke the room became quiet. "I am your God, you shall have no other gods before me" 3carnations-in the vase, 2kids-at school,1man-in head salut Or is the hour at adieu? poco tengo poco dongo and I shall do whatever I want for the rest of my life and fall in love with a hairy boy who lives in wales, and lie down for the rest of your years resting as long as you want I pray you release my dear chickadees because the time belongs to you "Mercy I ask as I try to explain" lalalalalalalala. la. I don't care never liked you enyway The end? Vision of glory. Let's hear it for America. thy pizza-making strippers with won-ton eyes hearts, pants asunder Freedom for Catalonia and I sound my barbaric Dean over the rooftops of the world I tried, but couldn't shake your influence. Silver tears on a golden face golden memories in my mind golden showers on my window-pane Thinking when will I get laid again! I think there are spiders in your vains Coming from the middle of your hairy hole, said Kurt Cobain he hopes she'd die on a plain sceaming, 'rape me' again and on his pants he had a stain she is as lovely as a child, soaked in wine and perfumed 1 day we will rise up all the way to see what u are: a star Let the koalas come forth and crap their rainbows in my head The grapes were already wine and these words were before mine i'm sending them to you will you help me to come true because i feel blue the whole world is a mess i have a lot of stress I feel lonely while there are yet many nights to come but love is in my heart when you're on my side love in in the air and in the bed we make together a poem on the internet Come hither and thither, but never the nether A wang by any other name is still a wang... whether hung well or well hung, william still sings atonally because nothing last forever... and the lies you told were the most lovely load of crap and that makes me sad and feel like dying Binary scripts cross my mind If you think this thread is spammed you should see IHBB.com Then You will know the spirit of Gang Bang BeerMonkey thinks feeling up a sheep is oh so sweet this is a pile of crap Stiffler is majorly hott sex is good and so is masturbation procrastination is like masturbation...in the end you end up screwing yourself Achtung SIEG HEIL! The world is an agent of terroristic plottings for some reason i had a hammer so i hit a cactus he giele, dir sit mir eifach ds schreg Life sucks. And so do you. Get over it. You didn't have to tell me that life sucks. I LIKE PUDDING! Holla 2 my girl Rachel K aka crinkle Peace Rachel"goopngaw"H and then i stood there naked and abused her vaginal juices sought to extinguish my breath; i choked pixie rocks, you'll never guess who wrote this!! muhuhahaha A better world is always possible. poop on a stick said mother rick, where first to lick? "Jug Jug" to dirty ears is sick. And my Geoffrey, the lonely pimple does he pick. under the bed, he was only to find, his small lucid mind This is not a poem. Is what some may think leven volgens mijn eigen aantrekkingskracht het is de knuffel van liefde die ik verwacht seks uit alle kracht oh black bird please fly away But to where? my hand reaches across time an space between and touches you but no mercy would the pope give to poor popinjoy The End But what is the end? A blowjob or a handjob? Just fuck yourself man where is the bathroom i gotta go badd!!!! ya'll are a bunch of sick bastards wiske en den door But alas, she only looked into my one good eye and said..... When I feel sick, I fly across the river The beauty of the sunset taking her breath away because she makes me shiver não olha pra mim, to batendo punheta pra sua mãe I hasitate and I dizzer and feel weak and the knees its reminded me of goatse and some bees the sky was cloudy and my hair was wet, i found a pet. I went to the horse racing show and I've bet and so they all went home Yes, what is to become of the Popinjoy? happy cookies in jeans need euphoria bears Alexis Is My Name And Track Is My Game oo my i see the wall But the wall is actually a door thru which my destiny lies. da is dus nie de bedoeling hé, soepkiekens And alone is actually something I'm looking foward to. who wants to be alone their whole lives? si ce n'est un Dogmaël malicieux ? The Olds Calais is possibly the ugliest car ever made my name is Alminde and im a rugger guy patterson doing that thing he does ill empty my pockets cause im not good with change i absolutely love xylophones and they went together like salt and pepper ;-) Beans, Beans, Beans, Beans, Beans, Tim scenes I've seen show me full of vigor, but no vim because this poem will be the longest you've ever seen And I'm about to break I have teenage heartbreak It's killing me inside i regret nothing urmom is a whore roses are red, violets are blue wtf Not to look at with crooked eyes, rather backwards Whence the salty tears flow'd from thine eyes, I knew i like big moose Confronting him thus, my breath I drew you dont know what i was, The other girls used to laugh in rhyme, Ha Ha, Chloe Solomon. Where have your breasts gone?" Is a flat chest a crime? In THEIR world - NOT MINE. Bee stings, pancake, egg cups," I knew, meant "Chloe solomon your breasts just won't do." gvd, klotewereld is "THE BEST PICTURE OF THE YEAR!" Does it matter? Love and be loved in return fight the computer xo gravity is a sham You're a poet and you didn't even realize it He bent over and jame licked lovingly until he farted Max Hardy is a rampant hook nosed SEMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Andy Ryan blows goats and Tom Rae as Henry Weaver watches!!! Please call me !!! 07803136389 ;-) I'm propa good looking! Plebs from Council Estates should all DIE - call 07739700878 laat maar, hoeft al niet meer! langelulllen said the dragon from his ass while concentrating on the whip "It's all part of my charm" he said with a grin, Free repressed teenagers Lust Is When You Love What You See...U WILL love what u c!!! For verily, the lark doth sing, and the pigs doth smell. yet the cows still sing whenever the sky is blue and Freckle kneels to ask if I do IM ABOUT TO BREAK COS MY DAD TOOK AWAY MY KORN CD BECOS HE WAS LIKE ITS WAY TOO LOUD AND I WAS LIKE NO WAY AND HE WAS LIKE WAAY AND I WAS LIKE I HATE YOU AND I WANT YOU TO DIE AND I SAID THAT PUNK WASNT DEAD AND HE WAS LIKE ... all green around the edges,it makes me wonder why i So I ate your parents for no one but us. Scary and hairy she was a sight to see, a mess in a dress! I must confess, monster or horror I didn't see, But out of fear she made me pee! My pants were wet and my eyes all blurry, into a dark hole I saw her scurry! How shall we get together in love Our child was digested by my God given stomach And then with his last breath, he said: pigeon shit is good luck, johnny! Buh Da doOP...BUH bah boooooop into a dark hole I saw her scurry! Doves call softly, crooning praise to the dawn. hayly's dad just done me hard in their bathroom.it was grreat! Was it great or was it not dooo wap aa aa doo wap, doo wap aa aa dooo wap! but somebody ate the baby *burb* goomala Ooooh scream it, moan it, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing it PUSH - PUSH - PUSH - PUSH - PUUUUSSSSHHH -AHHHHH ITS A BOY Oh boooooooooooooy it's a booooooooy Wooo baby it's a booooy Suckaballs. That's right, suckaballs. I Love Tyler..... the end the end is never the end just a turn of the wheel Torment A cute braced face and a long mysterios trench coat And as I pull this poem back together I feel nothing but the bagel in my mouth by the way i'm dating her dad, she says my nipples smell like sauerkaut . I ONCE HAD A TEDDY WHO DIDN'T GIVE A STUFF whose breasts were all covered in marge and also incrediably large dedicated to fellow poet WINO De dag ontwaakt ik ben moe, de wekker gaat ik sla hem toe with plumage so fine and wings so royal im sure old vulgarities invented have expired long ago .... However, innocence is only ever temporary Adulteration comes swift and quite easy I came, I saw, I inscribed. Writing is life. And life is writing. Sunshines softly on my back , wind wispers gently in my ears And though I need no introduction, you'll have one anyway. To finish is just to begin again. to begin again is to finish what u have previously begun Hér vantar meira vatn To finish as it began Mercy, cried the popinjay to the pope nothing is familiar to my face! i'm wherever you're not as the cruel talons clawed at my soul I gasped and fell Into the depths of hell, even though you tried to restrain the blowing wind, light sieving through your hand And light blooms away at the heart of every cat to cum fome :( eating stones on a bed of roses hello little girl, would you like a lift? my father was a kind, gentle and patient man And he promised that the handcuffs were for citazens arrest Crot de singe he sure arrested me My dick is beder then yours dam right its beder yours(ass1) i'll teach you but i have to charge (ass2) so much for humanity, let alone the Popinjoys... If you're still reading then you have no life hopes of what i can be and memories of what i once was I want my head to be put in a hatbox when i die there really is no poem, for they're all about the same Through darkness and hail only silence remains Though silence is eery, and gives me much pain. I can understand your claims No, I can't. this poem is indeed an endless rant A repeat of a vamp Endless in it's own very way truthful in a change of say when we love only ourselves have we forgotten about the Popinjoy Or is it just greed and vanity Greed to convey Vanity to prey I am so faitgue Am I so ugly they can't even use me for sex? you slit my wrist, and make me drink of myself; Blasphemy! Murder unto my brother. And yet I slay another! YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH GO GAMECOCKS and the lamb turned to the lion and said "what a fuckstick" Oven cleane.....if it can clean an oven it can clean me cow cows go mmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tchaikovsky ate a piece of biscotti once I was the King of Spain and there's nothing left of my people but bruises and ink i set my animals loose, there goes my moose I want Tacetos my lips were once truthful ay los millos!! the rooster crows at high noon I saw a tree eat a dog on the moon There shall be another soon as soon as i get some pun!!! yeeha a mournful cry struck a chord deep within my loins giving the overpowering urge to undress and procreate spending eternity without the pain of sadness Despair and Loneliness Lonliness and dispair its all the same Except when you spell it differently but then again, grapefruits are orangeish Oh, I have wasted my life. But not entirely for the waste was not so wastfull. But oh to start it over.. remaking choices and altering my future, but who's to say PARP went Fim's potato as it was cold, so cold I couldnt believe that I read this whole friggin poem and PARP thus became the world's newest catchphrase "PARP with credit to Fim" the world said or that I dont know what Popinjoy is (only at appropriate moments) PARP PAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRP "with credit to Fim" (the inventor of the PARP) STOP! what is parp? "ow spread PARP all over the globe" said the cold potato "with credit to Fim of course" PARP is a word for use in all occasions lost for words? say PARP! in a musical whistle fashion and all the no life people on this site said "Fim is parp" hungry? hot? cold? tired? PARP it people! Fim is parp! the greatest compliment of all -FIM IS PARP With a love that will last forever. I love my cartoon friend Aladdin I bow down to Fim...who is ever so much parp and we are ever so much Fim because we are parp too send your PARPs to Fim at fimmano@hotmail.com P##################A##################R##################P he who has ears to hear, let him hear this poem sux PEIDA NA GARRAFA, MINHA VOZINHA, PEIDA NA GARRAFÓIDE i found myself an angel the popinjay in kent could not pay his rent parp said the potato I sin uvidenhed gav han hende alt, hvad han ønskede selv parp said the angelic beauty playing on her harp the answer to all unanswerable questions will always be ham. and thus the lord to spoke to tim and thrice he did strike down upon them with furious lust 'es muss sein' - he cried out for opera music but none came Adam Bleakley is fit as fuck hehehehehe rachel smells helen phillips 12.5 smells of fish Ba-ba-dam! and noone shal ever drink of this here water, said he and the end is in close proximity to - the end..... this is the end, beautiful friend for the love of a good woman because your my bunny chow and i'm your greggy now and that's the way it's meant tobe gregory russel pervert extrordiner and I dropped it-that's right, Virginia, I dropped the soap Oh Popinjoy where are thee, hidden in the arse of a goat, bubier i really think this could make me choke and I used to think you could save me but taking my life would have been easier just take me back in time 'cause even love dies creation is the key to life, or is laughing much more fun? Its too high, Louisa! Cried Captain Wentworth to the maiden! sing the dragon electric I shall smite you lest you do my bidding! baby cant u see ur just not the girl for me Helen gave baz a Bj 4 FREE at the 6th form party *END* I will not fart unless I getr happy Megan she said, COME TO ME and taste the breeze so it is said so it is be written so it shall be done uga uga uga I feel too much for this world of awkward appearances and autonomous appliances My heart can only do circles around the emptiness of my mind The tide of pain is ever crashing Like a platypus on the baked sidewalk of my groin snapping into a slim jim And then frank said, "I love you" and i said.."i know." So I bent him over and smacked his ass It was sweet as a tart sunny day and as firm as a mashed potato o'clock the old man rubbed hard Hey you anybody will tell you, it's not true I ran back to Frank and lay loves tender kiss on his cheek. He did not kiss me back! But instead pushed me away! ******************CRAGETH, CRAGETH DONT CRY ABOUT IT!!!!!!!! shuuuuup! moustasha!!!! mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! sing after 3... 1 2 3!!! LALALAAAALALLALAAAAAAAAAAAALALALALAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the hell is a Popinjoy I asked and no one answered ! sluts!!! manda pinnell 12.5 smells too, ha ha haaaaaaaa And the popinjoy cried because everyone who wrote a line in Im goin to see Usher ...YAY !! Helen u nipple, was ornly jorkin... Rachel Luker... first class prostitute I haven't had a bite to eat in days lemmings are my furry friends and lemmings food must be and all that was will be and all that will be was consumed into the arco iris everything is pointless you see? today is worship pete bruhn day lick my pussy i like it up the ass i sleep with homeless men for thrills are dark butterflys made or butter , margarine ...or evil last knight i ad a date whit sophie i was afraid sophie might be a whore ,,,, then thanks to 5 years in med school i fond outh the truth sophie was a man as anyone seen my lost puppy if there a midnight sun ...is there a noon moon can anyone help me program my vcr go to the next line, this one is just a wat of your time is this poeme supose to rime are dark butterflys made or butter , margarine ...or evil dammit, jesus, stop fondling the oompa loompas dumbass, dark butterflies are made of the blood of virgins tristan shaffer sleeps with homeless men for free yes, i peed in my neighbor's hammock and shoes testicle booth ALL GAYS ARE FAGGOTS i sold my body for milk money anyone who calls someone a faggot is gay himself tre and matt have small penises we stared at the smoldering remains of the earth and thought dammit, i knew we should have turned off the coffee pot dammit, jesus, get your hands off my beer son of god my ass, you touch my beer, you get raped we talked of many things, but mostly just of conan o'brien who, like the phoenix, rises from the ashes make love to the marionette puppet, and be not ashamed for i too was once a caterpiller, pure and nubile perhaps a bit schizophrenic, but no matter in the midst of nuclear war, i lived among a commune of pigs i saw the evils of man, but most of all i saw the poppinjays oh, poppinjay, sweet, sweet poppinjay! why did you leave me? we were perfect like people who aren't fat or old or ugly many a night found us at the waffle house whores gathered round us like children waiting for a story how was i to know you were hemophiliac like the inbred royal family that night you bled like a uterus the whores tried to save you but alas, whores aren't doctors except maybe for a few hopefully this "pop music thing" will come to an end And I can dance the lambada in peace oh, deepest joy and tallest light. Have you not yet learned, my friends, that if reading this poem unto 'the end' will attatch the label 'sad' then you yourselves are hippocrites - you have to read to write, too bad! Anyone think Jess is pregnant?! And now I realise, my friends, that actually you're not my friends, and as I watch her being boned I think hang on, hang on I'm stoned! I think with imagined perfect grace, I leave everything in place I am soothed to find, not a single label has moved Mind, since when have I cared??! a kiss is just a sigh is Shit pler' SlimNorth for life ya herd whatever you do take care of your shoes A whirwind of cabbage came like a man jacking off YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ill never think its okay to go to sleep he doth want-eth a good kicking-eth! he sat and had a smoke www.ozmaonline.com/yabbse wondering if the world had forgotten him he forgot the world Oh Alyak, sweet Alyak! where is the other line i put into this thing its not fair ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU'LL NEVER GO BACK. This the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends How to eat I do not know now why crisps A better begining will come later, with my cries And verily, I did spin around so much that I was dizzy. and with the dawn we saw the comming of pie Swazentop! and verily did my dope feinded hat dance Clayton Aiken is the best, into ignominy parade the rest! Viva o Pé de Frango here lies my neck at the end of your rope With a longing for moderation as the popinjays clawed my eye 2 souls, born apart, will live together, and die as 1 heart The best thing 1 can learn is to love and be loved in return And then the knife sank deeper, deeper... The world is not enough I LOVE TIM! I LOVE TIM but TIM left me for another man be aware of the magic, be content with your heart and don't forget to brush your teeth My spoon is too big! My anus is bleeding! I am the Queen of France I'm a banana Tuesday's coming... I live in a giant bucket. I'm a consumer whore.. And how? Johnson and Mills Fish Sticks Now with more sodium! Sweet jesus! long live the flying potato What kind of sick minds have you reading this? As I hold the stupid yellow book in my hand That damn potato goes flying by again! The wilted spinach mocks the gentle clam And he eats it with many soft licks the hangman wept silently and turned his face away ich bin ein auslander boys will say anything to get that one thing they desire Forsooth 'tis Miriam, gyrating involutley Purple monkey dishwasher sings sweetly some girls dance with women... and then SpongeBob started singing ...lets hope he stops what is a popinjay anyway I hear him say... seamonkey stole my money this is youe life and its ending one minute at a time trust no one eating fish restores your metabolism, and in your distrust sickly trends, cults, this. salty tears cut through. the cliche. and maybe one day i'll be real but i doubt it. And the cat did indeed sit on the mat. The sun dropted some light beside me on a red morning Heureux qui, comme Ulysse, a fait un beau voyage show me the meaning of being lonely and then i will laugh at you and step on your toe my toe isn't that big :( I'm the ghost of Happy Huligan, the happy basset Kunstbende jury stinks synergistic egyptian colonist database asset gust canister cow tipping is for the proud will of the wit intense of the mill this poem blows ass!! GOD BLESS LIL' PUTT PUTT sixtee characturds smashed peeshtash and blowed his ass to k ultimate vomitting corpses unite and so it was that Caligula was not yer dead jildie is een demaxe zus!!! ther flowers cried a song of joy that was unheard of to me The Voices continued: Laughter and Soft Lies have diminished, and I WILL EAT YOU ALL ALIVE slowly and painfully with a silver spork and then i got up and all that was left was a small puddle of diareah which ran as the riverrunns and my hunger will subside as the Holy Cow died I feel SPUNKY!!!111!!!!!!!111111 WOHUUUUU!!!!! POPINJOY!!! This poem's already pretty long,I finish by saying 'so long' Last line, if interested, by NP. from Stratford-on-Avon Penguins fight in the moon light perhaps they have no cuddlebug, no one to hold or to love long lives spongebob ouchy, love hurts! blondes have more fun but brunettes remember it the next day Her Royal Highness Janice has arrived. Brasil soccer RULEZ ! said the man in the iron coat, hugging his floating goat as he stepped out of his boat, which was floating in a moat and round the stream of oats, swirled a floating note which could not be read by goats, but only men in coats. SHAKIN' THAT ASS HONEY!!!!! RIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BrAzIL!!! poisoned canular and hash in me pocket she says, I don't think this is poetry atall! and these are all written by me did you know??! no argh ah ha ha ha spoiling the 'poem' and to think we began with a popinjay and we end up with.... a cheap bogroll nose. OW! sniff Feel Me....I'm Hot! But the attic is always open to us, to go up there and fly why I can't write? WHAT THE FUCK MAAT!!!! WA VER NE KOTE STOEME SITE IS DIT???! love my condom for ever if there's a benrik in your hedgerow, don't be unarmed, no! I missed poetry day, come lets all be gay I have never been to Kalamazoo But I heard it stinks like poo And somewhere in the distance a midget named Peaches wept A season of love's perfection You smell like feet I'm not following no damn road of yellow brisk. build your own smoking monkey head on a stick then suck my.. DICK Some kinda trick? take that jump, I'll be here to catch you Please,be happy with what u got, all-ways! diese seite kann sooo ätzend sein!!!aber der header is schön sagt der baboon!ich bin so ein held das reimt sich!haha people who mix languages in poems are stupid slowly we are destroying ourselves and eachother Se Amar é viver então, vivo porque TRANSO! parpy parp parp parp said peter andre after his triumphant return "I am the messiah....... parp" I have been kissed by the ugly fairy twice in one lifetime Like the apex of sexy danger memories fleeting like someone robbing a convenience store i remember the popinjay, my lover, my friend he is reminiscing on a time in the future as he pondered to parp or not to parp? lets watch the dancers waltz with carrots up there arses coarrots are orange Gatta to find your inerstrangth. If you cant the just throug h life away. Gatta learn to religh on you , beauty stanghth and wisdom to. Your beautfull inside and out lead a great life without a dought . Dont need a man to make things fare Its more than likely he wont be there . Listen girl gatta know its true , in the end all you've got is you ! I'm so rapt up in my wharm cacoon ,somthins happenen things are changen soon .I'm pushen the edge. I'm fellen it crack , i want to get out theres no turning back . Wachen the butterfly go towards the sun i wonder what i will become . Metamorphsis ,whatever this is, whatever im going through. Come on and give me a kiss, Come on i insist I'll be somthing knew .A metamorphisis. When i walk by you start to sweat and you dont know why. It gets me nervous ,but it makes me calm ,to see life all around me moving on . Whaching the butterfly go towards the sun i wonder what i will become . Every day is a transformation every day is a new sensation Alteration, celebration every day is a new wat am i to fly my kite on? equation every day is a revalation information , Anticipation Onto another destination! Gatta to find your inerstrangth. If you cant the just throug first born unicorn i lost my virginity wen i was 13 im bi nd i love mel emmas feet stink of cheese god how sexy r u? iwanna b the minority i dnt need ur authority god im a fat slob im deeply in love with u...malia!!!!!! said the great brandon who goes to t-line!! in lacey, WA will this ever be published? Here comes the woman in ALL her glory! he went on, hither she sang, and lemon flavoured soda fell from the heavens I wish I knew what you were thinking no little bunny don't leave me alone keep one eye open and one on the trigger. and with that, the popinjay was silenced. if love is electrical power we would be in darkness And this was my only contribution to the poem see above before you look below and are frightened. try to be right for once but no matter what, be here now even though being left is far more fun Don't you know there is no hope with dope? i love flyingpig Sarcasm is one free service i have to offer.. and i love Bob Maybe i should go back to being nice Stim and Keffie leave our mark on the world. go to bed and fuck eachother Leaving the light on to show willing Then death occurs As I look out onto the ocean, I feel myself fading Conceivably a triumph for man but brighter days are ahead The best things in life are never things you understand before they're gone fuck me he stood outside, waiting for his beer to warm up BETH LOVES MATT and i don't care who knows Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs my name's josh. and i dig natalie stephest. the sierra mist kept drip drip dripping through my fist evolution accounts for this unexpected twist by adding lines to a black and white list I want Tacetos I LOVE BETH, LEAVE HER ALONE MATT! Who's Beth? Sex is good, sex is great It sure beats having to masturbate SEX IS GOOD, SEX IS GREAT IT SURE BEATS HAVING TO MASTURBATE poems suck stupid people Nic is right^ poop on school johns a fag love is great love is kind love can kiss my sweaty balls brian is a bad skater!!!!! and imn not a fag riggggggggggghhhhhhhhht Misanthropic hermaphroditic midgets seem so fierce... the strongest thing in life is love... until you get a gun in your hands!!! But if u dont know how to reload it u just blowed it Maybe money can buy anything!!! But a gun can make u do anything !!!;P my heart beats, ok lumpy custard, but it beats for you... is...or.....and....i....hard!!!!!! bye bye baby, baby bye bye. i'm not a girl, no yet a woman The sky is white but our eyes make it blue haha... so my shirt is black but my eyes make it red Crispy Cream or tim hortons, that is the question... uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm donut I reserve the right to laugh at every single person on this planet Harry Potter rocks my socks YOU MEAN YOU HAVE ITCHY TEETH TOO???? fuck you I like Anal Yo is ne1 there its a chatroom now Slipknot rules all Fuck All Country Heres a funny ass joke yo ok here it goes Why Does michal jackson like Twenty Eight year olds? why? WHY Because Theres Twenty of them thats the gayest joke ive ever heard fuck you gay ass ill kill you NBA: Noob Brothers Association 99 Red Baloons " The grass is always dead in my yard!!!!!¿?¿?¿" Bananahammock It's a funny word... and it means a speedo Should I stay or should I go now? Bears tend to be fluffy. Emus are cool because the look like llamas! Sailing in the summer sky make love all day long matt goldstein is bombastic i blow bubbles when you are not near wanna fuck? oh yes angelica! angelica! angelica! we like your struggle! Study! Alas, I seem to find more interesting things to do. you guys are making the dough rise! yet this dough is more than dough, it is love made w/ hate ha ha ha ha Hollywood where art thou hollywood? ...yes , and miles to go before I sleep. Walking those miles, I will strive to break a 1000 promises this is the dumbest shit I've ever read, no one's even tryin david berkowitz is the coolest serial killer ever... yay!! though he knew that the pope had a BIG one and he jumped up and down with joy It isn't too late to see what you ate yesterday, because it was so late Oh goodness, have I fried the halibut's Vespa again? Ah, I am so bored in study hall I shall madly add to poem Still the study hall girl. Hello, poems are silly. ME....AGAIN! Haha. Fart on the debutantes, watch them yell. To stumble through the moody blue of Hell shit And pigs flew as the fat lady sang And then i wondered is the fat lady actually a man? Faint as black and nightly shade the a lttle boy came around the corner and kissed youmom the a lttle boy came around the corner and kissed your mom Look what you've done to my belovèd soap prithee be not a stupid nun! why does my cat always sit atop my monitor- oh he luvs me so fuck this mouse, it sucks, i beat snood though! ludacris the mainest man! Orions hath blustring looken blacke fixt wofull stowre mono why is chris such an asshole? my cat's birthday is the 29th he will be 2 fingers or 2 toes whichever you prefer dear mom- i dropped a class- heather i did it! baaaaaaaaaaaby, im so into you, you got that somethin what can i do? everytime i look at u, my heart is jumpin what can i do? u drive me crazy baby get excited i'm in too deep dude's this has to be longer than the iliad or the odyssey if only air were chocolate after i listen to this song im getting a shower cos i smell ill fly with you everyone be excited for me- im going on xanax tomorrow! no more seroquel for me my cat is still asleep on my monitor and then... silence And then a man eating tadpole bit off my toe Yes...why is Chris such an asshole..why are boys like this? Bobby is the best There once was a man with a wooden leg. who would screw in search of an egg. he got lucky one night and to his delight the baby was born with a peg. Why do European men where Speedo's? THE END I am starting on lithium next week if today was my last id make it a blast. or not to be...? Erin Loves Spider I failed to see the stop sign can you do the fandango? I found myself stuck in a garbage can There's gotta be more to life than chasing down every high!! The cat is not trying to steal my soul while I sleep :/ And then I ate an apple My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard grin before you shine laugh before you weep rhyme before you die brush your teeth before you sleep. and most important always jack off before going on a date CALL AMY HAMILTON 1-740-821-2532 SHE LIKES BOYS my girlfriend dumped me so Im gonna kill myself the treacly scent of sweat and tears i sit here in this dark room and wonder why my mom's a whore my mom doesnt let me explore the world's great magic i like dick! me too... julie stewart uses a mac and she's dumb josh does things in his sleep that he doesn't know about. don't mind the blood, it's a red dress anyway When she sat down to read The Great Gastby It painted her eyes like grass on a field Then I spray painted my ass and marked a car Retards suck HELP ME! I am trapped in a dark and lonely room only one woman at a time please and they're like it's better than yours you may be my life but I'm sorry I'm throwing you off into a bush of cacti where you will suffer and suffer half baked twice. Oh baby, you give me lady wood. and i think i shall see it so i could show you my tree of wood I would love you forever if I could NO WAR. FUCk PRESIDENT BUSH! Oh Death, where is your sting? The School of HUMANITIES knows how to Battle. I wonder if ill ever see, my cateracts are blinding me 1-563-332-7001 hahahhahahhahahahha Taylor shut up intoxicate me baby. i wanna be used. one sunny day I was riding my bike.... SMOKING A REEFER CAUSE THATS WHAT I LIKE loving a sleeper and being like mike i don't pee in your pool, so dont swim in my toilet. woodlice live in shoes as i ask myself: is it right to have funerals for hamsters? Pizza is Good, But so is SEX! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!! Why must you suck so bad? Sexy Lexy is sexy like a sexy cat in a pool of sexy sauce like the sauce on baboon eyes.....baboon eyes....baboon eyes I riped scuba steve's pubes out last night...he said it hurt DADDY WOULD U LIKE SOME SAUSAGE!! DADDY WOULD U LIKE SOME SAUSAGES!?!?! ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts ((deedle le dee)) THERS A BOMB IN MY PANTS! SOMEONE DIFFUSE IT WITH THER MOUTH THERES A PORQUPINE UNDER MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! falk;fjd;lafjadkljasdfkaslfjasd;ljfasdljfasljfasldfjaskljfas .........................((fuck))........................... Duck. suck, and eat my shit u duck fuck u all i hate to see that duck die, not with me sitting inside of h Everyone needs a mother FUCKER! my dick is longer than this poem Batman borowed my shity cake pies.........and raped them.... somebody likes donkeys there coconuts Batman stole my cookies.........and raped them.............. Batman shit under my chrristmas tree I live in a giant bucket a/s/l? i live in a van down by the river.... My friend told me it was funny when i said i had happy pants i drink so much beer i dont have a liver i live in a giant dilldo, with three buckets I work at Wal-Mart and make no money Yes, Daddy, I would like some sausage jorge chaves One day a big can of diet coke will kill you. and i have the dildo!!! w00t! I warned you mmm......pope......... I wish i could get scissors and cut your tongue out jorge masturbates with tweezers...tee hee Is idaho a state? do you know anyone from idaho? im breathing like a tampon in a blue sky.................... beethoven is deaf : points and laughs THere is no hope for you, you die, and decay in the ground um..... this poem is long oh sizatknocker Mrs. Pina wouldn't like this poem, but fuck her hahaha SQUIRRELY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!! : unleashes Jim Carry is blind : points and laughs Davey jerks off 2 backstreet boys HEY, IM BLIND, DONT MAKE FUN OF ME! Child Molestation Panda!!!!!! creamy cheese..........in my squirly pants.................. i am osama....HEAR ME ROAR!! God damnit Bobby It's NSYNS GET IT RIGHT err nsync or however the fuck you spell it' my penis is a monster.....HEAR IT GURRGLE! BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRR!!!!!!!!!! @#$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @#$%, I've heard that one before this is one shit ass poem.....does it even count as a poem?? I have red pants and im an MC....who am I? Ronald McDOnald thats because i always say it iguess it counts as a poem but i dunno im just a lazy bastad I laugh at scary movies................i cry wolf too....... ha : MASTURBATES ha' IK am your god, give me a hug MY ANUS IS BLEEDING masterbatho My anus was bleeding, thank god for tooth brushes holy shit this website is fun and time consuming YAY!!! god is old and smelly.......change his fucking dippiey...... I fling poo This is my contribution to the world's longest poem: ------ fubar ALL EARTH SHALL BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY LEX!!!!!!!! ok im done If ya feeling like a pimp nigga, gone brush ya shoulders off hey, the world NEEDs the hih flying kung fu action of Davey ALL EARTH SHALL BLOW THE ALMIGHTY KYLE! These are the cries of the carrots!!!! CAN I GET AN AMEN??? : blows the almighty kyle AMEN! CAN I GET AN AMEN !!!??? (not going to stop until i get one) swoops there it is!! (front row) AMEN! CAN I GET A HALLELUJIAH!!!??? (back row) AMEN! kotex fits.....PERIOD (front row) HALLELUJIAH!!!??? CAN I GET A HALLELUJIAH!!!??? CAN I GET A SHITLOAD OF MONEY FOR SCREAMING??? I AM MASTER KITTIE BOW DOWN 2 ME (back row) HALLELUJIAH!!!??? hehehe give me money (all rows) I LIKE MONEY! WE LOVE THE SUBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS COZ THEY R GOOD TO USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS hahahahahahaha I like subs too damnit now i want a sub but to forget about the need for a sub .... (front row) hey, does anyone have a watch? im going to throw myself into a mailbox and go unconcious (back row) nah, got hit bye a cat, srry FUCK? BEWARE OF PAPER CUTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE! (front row) so my wife said i had to move organ filled jars (back row) the light shining through them makes em look good (front row) thats what i said, she's full of Bullshit... I LOVE SOMEONE THAT IM NOT SUPPOSED TO LOVE BUT LOVE NE WAY (front row) yea, i gotta hit man....... (back row) oh, well thats what you gotta do in this situatio THATS RIGHT I SAID IT...I LOVE THE MONGOOSE! (front row) my cat's got a tumor....he's shittin blood... (back row) yea, i had trouble with that once, i sold it.... (front row) really? (back row) yea, i love e-bay... (front row) so he says ta santa "How does all that shit fit (back row) heh (front row) and he says "magic" (back row) ... (front row) so me n' frank shot the son of a bitch..... (magical flying eggroll) hey i found a quarter! (back row) well thats what u gotta do in that situation (front row) thats right... so ne way i met this sloth at the grocery store what a nice sloth he was we talked and exchanged sex stories in return i gave him my virginity (magical flying eggroll) gonads the fifth... (back row) look at that fuckin eggroll he thinks he's so big (front row) i kow, should we kill "em? (magical flying eggroll)im not s'posed to pose for strangers (back row) na.... (both rows) : watches (front row) GONADS AND STRIEF! and now i dance with my feet in my pants (front row) did he look? (back row) not yet... and think of my aunts in a deep romance keep ur god damn prarie dogs on ur own fucking lawn!!!!!!!!! (m.f.e.) watch out for green nanas...they hover... (front row) .....your next....... cack (back row) he's talkin bout the nanas...he dont know nutin.. (front row) yea, i AM the nanas... (back row) better get the fucking soap... (front row) yea, the meat is boiling... (m.f.e) HEY! YOU! YA YOU! THE GUY WITH THE HAIR! IM ON A FUCKING BLACKBERRY!!!! (m.f.e.) SHUT THE WHAT UP! I CANT SEE! : looks down in shame for loss of hair (front row) YOU TALKIN TO ME!? CAUSE MY OMA'S GONNA ROLL YOU (back row) YEA, LIKE A BREAD BASKET! (m.f.e.) well no wat, you can just nomad your ass outa hurr (both rows) ..... (both rows) HAHHAHAHAHAH! WOOOT! (front row) hey eggy, your cool, u wanna be in the club? front and back row can suck my dick (both rows) : sucks (front) THERE HAPPY?! NOW SCOOT! (m.f.e.) polypenesious the third said no but hes gay so muf ? (back row) yea,so did goma the 8th but hes not braggin ore rooster hot dogs in my penis flap (m.f.e.) : pulls out a flamethrower (both rows) : pulls out tommy guns (m.f.e.) WHOS THE NEGGLER WITH THE ROOSTER?! (front row) I DONT LIKE FUCKING ROOSTER RAPISTS! (m.f.e.) : flames the hell outa nancy drew (m.f.e.) THATS WHAT I FING THOUGHT! (both rows) : bows (m.f.e) im a little teapot... (m.f.e.) SO YOU CAN ALL JUST SUCK MY TASTY INNARDS!!11! (Back row) im gonna go watch ruppert so i'll see you 2maro (front row) ok, bye (back row) strolls off (front row) : leans against wall and sighs (m.f.e.) : flutters over to the front row and bombs it (m.f.e.) : realizes its the back row who left (m.f.e.) : swears and apollogizes to the front row (front row) : sings a tune of six lillies in june... (front row) : blows a baloon of a prune on the moon WHO OWNS THE SHINDIG----------CASSIDY BATES SAID THAT I LOVE YOU LEXI LOVE YOU LEXI LOVE YOU LEXI LOVE YOU LEXI DEFIANCE! i love u cass i love u cass i love u cass i love u cass i luv u 2 kyle i luv u 2 kyle i luv u 2 kyle i luv u 2 kyle (m.f.e) pungo the wawa man say "under a hill grows a camel" HANDCUFF SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jenna is really really beautiful sex A sorry end to such a sordid tale! but oh ho this is not the end to a tale so extravagant i wish life could be like this life sucks as if life where cool Fuck Smiley Glad Hands with Hidden Agendas Fuck these disfunctional insecure actresses Learn to swim That house is burning faster than a jew I LUV REY HES A HOTTIE!!!!!!!!!!! life is as one does Strobe affecting the outer epidermisof a sensitive mass The dummy's eyes filled with tears at the dimise of the fire It smelled of rain and leaves, and musky earth yes I read that don't worry bob will come will he? or will I forever remained trapped here without him Yes i will be ignored and weird Why does nobody relate to my sexual orientation? The fire of the heart burns like a forge Rejecting, accepting, both hate and love This flame does both sooth the soul, and scorch What becomes of me when push comes to shove? MATTHIASJE XIE U MEGA GRAAG!!! BESEF DA DAN!!!! LOVE YAH!!!! if i hadth noest, thy wounds thart filthst with purd and pok kind of you to try and now we are alone again with a million blue monkeys monkeys and all Today starts something that will change everything. JONAS, KZIE U GRAAG, MEN SGATJU FOREVAH!!!! XXX JONAS!JONAS! And thus he fell, as doth the sun, regularly, when evenings ...come! Ha haaaaaa! ardendo nos muros da cidade: quem tem Q.I. - vai! And then, all the sudden, the shrimps started to hump my leg i eagerly follows and humped back. shitty little creatures. Hum, I guess this is not the best place to look for a job Where the line starts a face ends and kisses my fat butt as long there are ways to describe. NO. there are none. As I gaze to the heavens, far above i sure would die for you, but i would never live for you it sent me happiness...and joy. and so i proclaimed: Parp! i saw a frog so i said: Parp! There was an uncomfortable silence so i said: Parp! feed me, oh mother, for your beard is as long and grey as the hair on my backside, but no bother now; for I said: hey buddy, are you gonna leave that doggy turd on the lawn? shake cow napkin exhale stove poppycock wiggle. poetry. BEST POEM: "me happi, u sad, me slapi, me bad :( " smell my fingers Lyndon Ford i said u pikey burke potatoe said to the mosquito "i've got orange sause pants" penis! in my mouth!! suck it baby...uhhhh who the hell? what the hell? see u in hell....:% The grandfather's pipe doesn't rise anymore and if we ever meet again I'll say eyup fredrick! Have you ever seen it after a working day? lust gray dark speckled lust both to and fro and back again sad life indeed HA HA thats right Dude for I am a lonely, miserable sack of shit poop and then you can read my shirt on the red time day Tom Elliott loves you Emily Pendleton.........Monkey!! poop and then you can read my shirt on the red time day eu sou redondo redondo redondo - redondo eu sei ollie jones questions his sexuality tom joe and sam got high all over the shop JUST DO IT religion is so wrong.... incubus are so good....fanny hands joe ellis is gay mais um ano sem trabalho - durmo de tarde poor ol' rey dream all day and if I may i am nothing without my psycho boyfriend I'll say: Hey! an ashtray. I'll put my pink cigarette in it and snink snink and it beeped into the sticky void The immense absurdity of this project is rather overwhelming and yet I think the thing is finally jelling With ready eyes he bowed to her beauty but then,oh no(pisseing his pants), that is an big belly! wass ws wass the paradisidic tendrils stretch hungrily for my lungs squirrels are trying take over the world!!!! BEWARE!!!!!!!!! I am trying to collapse the Euro Life is so blue and yellow "Pop", she said, and like a children repeat over and over "Pop" "P-O-P" "Popinjoy" "Popo pinpin joyjoy" I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do and then said "E M I L Y= Every Moment I Love You" And I said I hate the name emily, so call me Ted my rubber-time flexes, while my glass-time is crushed by the weight of obligation Hi, I'm Davey and I live in a car engine like chinese people And then the world played an elegy of emptiness. i just want to wake up. and so I swallowed the red pill he said he loved me - as he said goodbye - the bastard Chickens go cluck, cows go moo, ducks go quack, owls go hoo And when i see that bastard i go " booooo" To cast the first stone, is a hurt on the head! and to say that you love is to end up in bed! and so it goes , my life ,what will I do with my life my death, my death , my tragic death I don't know, and no one gives a damn the life of an unpredictable peanut is somewhat disturbing you massaged the love in, like butter on a bald monkey peanuts have a different perspective of the world they find many things especially annoying one of which being the excessive use of exclamation marks just one does the trick i wonder now what chris would say? sitting under an apple tree watching life pass me by... 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Nie! kaka, kaka, tookie tookie. vvvvvvvvvvvvvery drunkvvvvvvvvvvv the lady ate a chunk of the lad's soap just after the Liquid Sasquatch too the stage I ate one, and then I ate some more The stage collapsed; I was masturbating. eat me beat me bite me blow me suck me fuck me very slowly jesus is holy To soak up the blood my heart had shed for you shmoo shmoo jenkins smells like cornucopias as i write this, my words seem to escape like fireflies i ate a sandwich for lunch i had too many pies Joe Tait loves golden showers David Clarke is a P.I.M.P Tim Dewitt takes it up the bum HARD from gay men daily. 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Tim got a dildo for christmas He already broke it from overuse Too bad Tim made this bad excuse. and somebody put a snake in my boot who der? exit wounds are much larger than entry wounds im rick james bitch! if u wanna play games wiv me then...get out the monopoly for every animal you don't eat i shall eat three abra cadabra i wanna reach out and stab ya listen up hobo, monoploy is for spooners bob is G.I.M.P. thats right i said monoploy but peanuts are sensitve fellows and who can blame them said papa smurf and lo, the dirty rat did turn up and mightily ruin all work and from the rat's mouth came forth the words "You're fired! who the hell is this vermin bloke anyway, and why hate him? vermin ate my nans sandwiches wearing ladies underwear? suffering from congenital disease? peanut butter sandwiches with added vermin - oh mama vermin be exactly that, verily should he not soil this earth DIE VERMA, OOPS I MEAN VERMIN, DIE i need a beer piss - but i see a vermin - oh no........ the summer day hath nearly expired jonas v vermin..... bet NoW the summer day hath nearly expired mais, vrai j'ai trop pleure. Les aubes sont navrantes. TRANSLATION:but it is true.I have shed too many tears and .. ...and maybe the dawn will be less harrowing But i know i'll still catch the bus on time on the stairs, sitting blue, dancing about poo there once was a man from nantucket who loved the sea breeze as it sang salty rhetoric to his lover and made her moan and writhe with intense pleasure she screamed out his name like a dying dove, then fell fast the polished rocks gave her body up to the sweetly soft sea, the Popinjay carried her down with the ease of a cabbage solitary in the sun Aphrodite why do you mock me so the wind howls like a biatch calling your name Transparent beyond her flamboyant dress. She screamed "If I don't have sex soon, I shall die!" Praise "Bob", but the tree orgasmed, for the fire was sad And then she thought, holy shit. I am one hell of a slut "A SLUT" damn i need some more up the butt, (michael hause) THE END but then I saw u and i felt better not the end SLIPKNOT IS THE GAYEST THING IN THE WORLD STUPID BUTT RAPING fags YES I HAVE TO AGREE THEY ARE FAGS I HAVE GROWN ACUSTUME TO THE TASTE OF BLOOD I have no money to contribute to your genocide of the fuzzy Lolita will stay hardcore for life Never seduct an old man, stay cool for always fuck 22 - ride 23 until it takes you to where you want to be I've got the heart of a lion and the wings of a bat Sarah Shadowen is the greatest person in the universe. Iraq is hot and sunny, but its not Florida vanity overtook me as i crapped my pants as the polce arressted me for my homocidal rants. I've got the heart of a lion and the wings of a bat The ears of a DAWG and ears of a CAT your minge is well fishy it tastes so delishy SOPHAY JESSAY ADAM. BFF =D GO GAMECOCKS...I HATE UGA AND CLEMSON.. GO GAMECOCKS I HATE UGA AND CLEMSON there once was a woman named lucy I AM NOT A DUCK!!!!...I wasn't talking about you!!.... oh :S Oh Fo Sho~ dripping with looks, like you tom then loved cock into his mouth like a girl in trouble tom elloit sniffed the ball the boy was playing with sam wentfoth to smash with the might of his mighty mighty fist and smahed the enterence of laura bailys ass.hi sam My tears filled the air, stifling the love Scream out your own name during sex. Black rainbow's chilled contradictions of humanity's spite. Flying hampster of doom rains coconuts on your pitiful city. Extreme Constitution is a combination of cons and prostitution. With an irregular resolution. Your hideous retribution I I was born you would I see from your eyes? Or my own? xXx GOD BLESS YOU JESUS CHRIST! AMEN xXx the hair on my bair bum is going nowhere don't go changing to try and please me, ill never let you go do not dwell on dreams and forget to live if everyone would only fight for his own convictions thered be no war dont u touch my mother come my children its stroy time come my children its story time oochdawgwa umfrdashe anh fgkij cijkoh Nigga dun smoked up my stash Oh, let me love! Jesus loves everybody!! peanuts peanuts peanuts When the crow caws twice, eat the blue pill and you'll fall from the sky with an orgasm that shakes the sweating heaving glistening glittering body below you pessoas vão e vem em um Rio de Janeiro que é belo demais Life sucks... then you die..... soo..... I like Sam. JUST DO IT JUST DO IT I SAID! JUST F*CKING DO IT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!! the life of a man in a woman, for thirty seconds, is enough And your farts are like roses dipped in sulfur Sweet and stinking perfumes of far, far too much familiarity but we won't go there .. at least not tonight Fuck you! he cried, and proceeded to hump a leather lounge Let us cavort in merriment with the mushrooms of bliss and then feast in a hallucinagenic splendor i thought my heart was worth for her soul What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. school is the root of all evil Orlando sweetly kissed the kristy and the world was good again Amin mella lle, he sweetly whispered in her ear He smile and I did not What a pathetic loser I am And now I am mad at myself for not telling him my love What should one do The window, a window across the way As I seduce johnny depp and orlando bloom is next to me, OHH Johnnys penis is sooooo big! Aaron Moline from new york doesn't know Amanda Berg ma spoon is too big then, the gopher jumped ship and the little orphan cried. superfragilistica........licious who knows it anyway.. I Do! I Do! hey did ya know that penis appears 25 times and vagina only8 you do ? what is it? it takes ball to be a fag hey Loys,.. diarrhoea! this poem is really too long vive les frimousses Em briga de saci, não vale pernada! I saw jasmine here she said i was fine Help me to help you GRANDE ZON, GRANDE PALIGATOR, GRANDE MILL, ESTE É O LÓLÓ YOUR MOTHER I want to march over the horizon, and pluck the sun from the sky, like a great, copper coin. And I asked, what does my soul look like to you? Bangkok's Army Rulez - Grande Loló, Paligator, Mill e Frodo! Saddam Hussien can kiss my flabby ass all I am is just a house wife why did God bless me with such a hairy arse the end is near mine eyes could not bear the hairy ass! we draw designs of suicide on each others wrists against spiritual wickedness in high places Richard Ramirez Death Row San Quentin Penetentary I LOVE SHANE OOSTHUIZEN i'd rather hear your lies than nothing at all ...and they never even knew... to thy own Tabatha, be only the truest. the Kayla of all trades, shall not be mistaken for anyother. I'd like to sit down and talk things through with you and when I'm old, look back and say I grew with you I want to yell at you for being you and smile at you white with my eyes, so blue And so we sat and helped create the world's longest poem speed addicts need not apply icy cold hands on a warm summer's day Scaramouch! Scaramouch! Will you do the fandango? I Love Johnny David Pincura V heehee Get out of your candy coating, face me, face reality S U I C I D Elizabeth E >>she interupts<< >>she saves<< >>herself<< "nothing" -Jovon Aquarian thinking may someday save this world my boyfriend doesn't remember anything Jesse Drew Batchelder, born to this world December 3, 2003 but god is dead, and so she said: I have to be ready to go now come here and hold me, Tab fuck you you fucking bitch and so I become a new being that lives beyond this plane I am a poem within a poem within a poem within a poem Oboes rock, and that's all there is to it :-D my oboe is cute times four you whore! just kidding! Upon an angel's grave may you weep i knew a pie, her name was christina and she was a little frog and she knew this duck , jenna, and she too was a pie. Christina ate Jenna One one-thousand, two one-thousand, three one-thousand, I dunno, but i can't say anything profound. Like a lunatic on a pogo-stick I feel sorry for catholics. twas the long drought that I did make me bald babble babble viva el poetry day britney spears s*cks Run eagerly mending ties of pain Christina make my day el mono chistoso en fuego ... but will it rock my face off? www.estewebsitecambiarasuvida.com we waste words like semen Semen? no, you mean waste words like men. See? ... Men. Men... where ? There. There on the stair, right there... a lil mouse with clogs on and to this mouse the potato proclaimed "Parp!" As the Western wind blows, I feel relieved. A cat sat on the mat. Wearing a hat. Imagine that. once upon a time, there was a girl who wore no pants, couldn't say "can't" and liked to rant oh i wonder lonely as her loves sweet heart apon a new morn her illegitimate babe soon to be born it's nameth soon to be popinjoy - where it be girl or boy and what is to become of Popinjoy? Let's dance like we really mean it, she said Or we can have sexual intercourse BREAD É UM PÃO MELHOR QUE ARROZ COM FEIJÃO takaida ió ocu wiuday ü steilzmnevrndt The end. not yet haha Do you love? I love. With pinstripes and angels! Sweetmeats. Cashews. And the wings of retrograde angels will Make this town fashionable. The land-dwelling beaver sharks stole my identitiy where once i lived now i feel i have died man im depressed whilst having a feeling of such infidelity SNONDA Chelsea 3-2 Arsenal Real Madrid 5-5 Monaco, Monaco win on away goals! The Previous are results of the Best Football day ever! Alyse is my love and that is no joke. If i had a strawberry everytime, i though of u i'd be swimming in smoothies there are no whalers in tennessee as depressing as an amoeba dying Ouch! That is enough Jam on my wound Marcus iambic pentameter none is in except on Thursdays, when they are on special. A flying turtle gathers no moss And my heart, though vacuous, beats on Quixotic moonlight serenades delight the masses All you have to do is know: when to hold & when to let go. She ate her shorts and ummmm..... Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming ~dory~ deeper and deeper down through the dark up buttercup, down elbow, up buttercup, down elbow in to the night he ran, crying for toast red ribbons blue flies and cheese I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullsquash! Home he went, meadow treading, freed by the relevation he ain't a kind no more, yo he's not a real guy you know what's a kind? and what's in it? However being hot and lusty, makes him no less than anyone CRUISIN IN MY 5.0 WITH THE RAG TOP DOWN Love is heartbreak and heartbreak comes from love. I JUST DICKED AN ABORTED FETUS (IN THIS WHORE) BRY the way, you bettah B-lieve it! lonliness is a leaf falling as round as a stone in the creek and I drifted away and away from this page Until my head hit the side of my monitor Monitor: what is a monitor but a versitile screen I am Cal Weatherhead. Why can't we be plants? mourning my liver over one more cheap pitcher To breathe the sneeze that is love and dine with bile it's the crime of ego, one line at a time and is to love not to deny oneself of simple freedom? and to injure oneself into a hospitalised state? my mother said i never should play with the gypsies in the wood she would say: naughty girl to disobey! one blue maroon or red balloon away Somewhere, it happened bacardi and cola they will take our lives Alas, none may survive. Q B J? and I don't breathe without taking a breath for them she shook her head, looked down to the ground, and said BITCH DIE !!!!! and said DIE BITCH !!!! ah, i am already dead. And no more integration of the patient information Hum, I guess this is not the best place to look for a soulma te either....got interrupted god damn flow limitations... DAMN YOU BENRIK awww i cant stay mad at you do the hustle hymen, blob and dal, nut wishes to have a castle chasing thoughts like wild horses Palms Trees are everywhere in Hawaii, therefore Hawaii ROCKS I placed four emeralds in a pool of sand i stepped back aghast at the sigh of my sister's self loving i hate everything about you Do not look for me for I shall already have forgotten you. TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT YOURSELF ARE YOU THE PERSON YOU WANTED TO BE 5, 10, 15 YRS AGO? I am everything you want to be, mother. Said, "The fly" I shall fly into your arms. Errogonous is just a word for where to turn me on Then I wept 'till I could weep no more I see said the blind man to the deaf dog It ain't easy being green said the frog on the log Ain't easy to be Jabberwock said Jabberwock biting his nails Yesterday I drove over my cat said Jabberwock Tomorrow I'll drive over my dog Los Tiempos Cambian Y Nosotros Cambiamos Con Ellos ninny ninny poo poo butt on your face Doomed to this fate And as she stroked my hair i rose and gave her a tender kiss on her soft lips And EL BIYN said, oops, I missed. For this poor el biyn, he had chronic imputency, It is okay to like ice, but I like my pop warm. Love is a miracle, and miracles do happen! Nothing is impossible if you believe, believe... THE SNAKE MEN WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!! And from the yonder distance, a person calls out.... "I, King Hsss, will rule all of Eternia!" And then someone replied back... "Popeye's chiken is the Shiznit!" It was General Rattlor... Who escaped from the looney bin.... 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Go away today go to http://www.spartania.vze.com its really kewl!!!!!!!!!! actually i lied, don't do that as k-e-w-l is not a real word i put dip and flatbreads but we do need crackers though... go to http://www.spartania.vze.com its really kewl!!!!!!!!!! i dedicate this line to those that cannot read this behind you go to http://www.spartania.vze.com its really kewl!!!!!!!!!! do it when i die will you stare at my carcass would you gauge out my eyes so i could see you forever? go to http://www.spartania.vze.com its really kewl!!!!!!!!!! do not go to http://www.spartania.vze.com its infantile montsy loves sage chevins so much sage will you marry me? the end for real And then the Apocalypse came and the world was destroyed this is my contribution to the world's longest poem As th spider delicately ate my watermelon Guy is a clownshoe i have a lot of days to make up for Canto 2 Ineluctable, this re-beginning- I return, eyes seared open My scars burn in remembrance- My arms caught in an infinite half gesture of defense I resist but like a seed under pressure, open The slow, crowded carapace of skin and bones Useful so long as it protects What finally must go unprotected And watch out for the buzzards swarming overhead why didst thou fly so near to mine heart? Because thou took a wrong turn at the light. suck me beautiful later mate, later sage chevins i love you, mwah will you marry me sage? sage chevins has a huge ASS i like cheese and pie, do you? i hope so, or else i'll kill you. wow....no joke.. me and sage just ended things:(:( Only ends are but pauses and beginings spring anew So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye So you think you can love me and leave me to die ooooooooh baby...can't do this to me baby Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here if myy mother only knew i love flying monkeys Oh to be young and covered with cheese again! Those were the days. Light the match, feel the wind, the misty clouds catch fire. Det ligger en smurf begravd i mitt smor. I want to walk naked down the street choclate is red cats are green die today ill eat your spleen ponies eat your face my belly button itches europeon gorillas and the apocalpyse came through the fires of life and death and through the fires of hell rose KYLE GUERIN LORD OF FATE I love the moon! It is so close to us! AND he wept and the tears killed everyone except me, because I rule really hard This downward spiral of life will never end. and then i realized it was actually a fruit? crap of craps! foiled by jesus and his baboon sidekick again i love u lasse johnsen , u r my inspiration lately..... i wish i could kiss your beloved lips at least one time before my death..... BIG BUTTS ARE FOR FOOOLS But big butts thus are for making men drool doth thou have to mention ones copiously large buttocks? the world is triangular but im just pretending-ular life is a highway i wanna ride it all night long... The Vampyre stole the Mornings Kiss horses orgasme No one has seen the social impact of my work until now! Hell has a name and its BENDER. God help us all !!!!!!!! nate sucks cox Everyone is mentally distirubed includeing myself so FUCK U! What have I become, I'm the chosen one Sever my horse, scoop out the paste; Peanuts Peanuts Peanuts Penuts at Coco Bongo Cancun Baby she slipped on a kiss and fell into love changing the world, one rocket pop at a time. I need a job. For the hams of damnation hath cast down the minions of spam Moaning, "DIE CHOCOLATE BUNNY!" as he tightened the rope Death came but swiftly, not swiftly enough For life put the fight up, the bunnies live on Ruling both ham and spam with their sugary fist You might call me listless, but I've made the list And now raised in defiance, a quest for bunniless existence Bring children with warm hands and hunger, forthwith To eat and to slobber away like they're pissed Smearing and chewing, tear the bunnies apart The ill spawn of ham and spam doing their part a hidden romance blooms like a red rose only the mirror shares my woes TOM BEAN THE DANCING QUEEN you are only seventeen would you suck on my tambourine With stars and rain, thus, world, pass into green-- And the unicorns and dragons danced on the moon? It must be a pane in the glass I couldn't find it in my house, I couldn't find the mouse Words fail me the daytime clown dances his night-time blues The blue sky reaches so far that none can escape it... I punched out his teeth so now he sucks my cord gooder. the white sedan goes by with my heart tom bean AINT no dancing queen! LARA POST IS PART OF THIS POEM CAN U BELIEVE IT? I LOVE WOBERT LIKE THE PLAGUE! Identity is something to buy at the mall But why oh why wont that damn man give me a call? Kelly Key, wot a name, i wish i had it just the same Nevermore cried the raven to the Poe As I then punched Lauren Gill in the FACE Columnated ruins domino SO ADEPT WAS UNSPOKEN MAN AT DUSTINGS LEDGERS OF THE SERAPHIM THAT LILITH SWEPT ACROSS THE BROKEN LAND IN A WHIRL OF LUST TO PLEASURE HIM PARADISE “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Bob is dead. HOOOORAY. Bob is the Popinjay I'm taking advantage of indoor pluming! I'll be right back! Ways to Annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate Say, "Damn, this water's cold." Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." DropaDcup bra on the floorunder thestallwallandsing bornfree the toothpicks scattered on the dirty kitchen floor April 15th 2004- irish whiskey makes me frisky toothpicks scattered across the dirty kitchen floor POO POO PEE PEE I went to the forest to chop wood to make a roaring fire I AM YOUR BILL COLLECTOR...DO NOT IGNORE ME...PAY YOUR BILL rjsd+jlt ridiculous jamaicans sing dramatically+joyous little tigers and the little man was knee-high to a grapefruit One choked his little self and then there were nine Nine little guys all standing in a row one caught the last train to Glasgow central! why do you look at me as though I just pissed on your shoe? they fuck you up, your mom and dad they may not mean to, but they do They fill you with the faults they had and add some extra, juuust for you But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old style hats and coats Who half the time were soppy stern And half at one another's throats Man hands on misery to man It deepens like a coastal shelf Get out early as you can And don't have any kids yourself. Wicked witches of Hillsbach and Ipsley Smoke on the bench in Gloves and a mack Poor men of the world, oh my how you've missed me! But don't worry guys- we'll soon be back... Gemma Major and Carolin Jourdan are now immortal For all those who care to step into this portal The End But unfortunately thou couldnst return my hills so green 4 & 20 virgins came down from Inverness . . . Blair is a dork,Brown canna spell it Rimmer rimmer on the wall who,s the anus of them all Andy Nichol - Branston Pickle Bros Hoes tits and ass Cooters and Hooters I like me dog, she likes to hump my friends Soy sauce is good on unsalted popcorn. www.zoemango.net sarah yi is hot!!! loves stevo And when ye returneth, place thy hand upon thee, speak Your mind is like a drifting train... The rain being sings. Russell simmons must be trippin. Richard Simmons is trimming his pubic hair in my backyard. Cus marci is such a stupid bitch ho and a popularity whore u know... someday the world will explode one day i will peel my skin and show you With shocking putrescence, I gibbered of shuggoths and cried for lost Lenore, quoth that damn raven, Popinjays suck. Is this poem over yet? no not yet but soon hopefuly ya mum is hot a torn heart can be healed. a broken heart cant be fixed. The Popinjay! Purple Monkey Dishwasher! scrunchkin or munchkin, to me it is nothing, so sayeth emma hey... hey hey. yo. ...hey. hey hey hey. bonbs away? underscore _________________________________________________ ----------------------------------------------------- hyphen Pronouns? No. Nothing beats The Verbs. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight The Devil and I did the crocodile rock Mabel, what the hell! Where's my teeth? Get off the floor! the baby burbled, as did the brook .....im baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack......... oh shit i ran over a blind man. oh wel The sky is nothing to fall out of lightly TOM BEAN THE DANCING QUEEN CAN'T DANCE! "Parp to that" said the rambunctious potato Nothing is right nothing is wrong everything i do is nothing Throw me a freakin bone here Waiting for my boss to come aroud and give me some work to do sob....i need a fuckin job anyone? if onlyi knew why each step i take i fall behind I kissed his soft, supple lips and our souls were one again. I love him so, I'll never let him go. He will remain in my heart for all eternity. and then he fucked me, fast en wild.... obsession kiss my wet pussy, y'all I have loved him all my life, my sexy Tanner Jarrett. . . but Tanner Jarrett neve loved me, ohno, but i cried, oh yes and then thou spead my legs, (next peep to add to poem has to complete wat i said^) and creeping lobsters and pouncing chickens emerged And danced for joy under the milky moonlight Return of the gaping fupa!!! "and u must b the monopoly guy" i saw this kid in a wheelchair n he was goin down a hill n he was like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee self-conjugate the mindless language of your hearts' song we sit by the train tracks and get high again the afternoon Her heart sank slowly through her body and into mine and he disapear in the "fucking space" if given half a chance, what potato would not dance? he was all like 'grrr' and we were all like 'whoa'... ....ahh, and then we were safe. But then the seagull came... and told me life is more than forks and smoking pipes and ran far, far away, as far as he could, from the lettuce Are you in yet?!? Is that it?!? I can't feel anything! it tickles!!! Faith, Faith, Fuck your Fuckin Faith Try to find something better, try to do better... THE END SUCKERS. not the end :( I can hear my eyelashes long blonde hair and girl jeans yet you are a sexy boy Shakespeare found the goods early and didnt share the whole fucking world fucking sucks she loved to wear barded wire fishnets oh how the net lung to her soft skin clung bitch The truth shone through, like punch at a Sahara party deep as the deepest ocean feeling down the sunniest day Far be it for me to say...;.... Paint the world dapple grey I'm absolutely certain of my sceptisism! ...but unsure how scepticism may be spelled. grrr!!! they were perfect ten years ago, victoria secret deceives u I just don't know what to do He sings me Farewell Angelina But alas she crumpled like ash from a cigarette upset at forgetting her bazooka while visiting the local bin and the cat jumped over the whino i drove off the road and oops i thought i was bicycle Germanium was named after the country Germany ha ha ha blank space filled this would be a clever place to put something funny innovation resulting in imitation Glorify life, the earth beneath my toes so woefully slithers Iambic pentameter is like this I'm glad Paul Roper from The Mint Chicks is included in this but grow your mullet back Paul!!! Wherefore art though Noob, the little angry Weetabix??? so will you try or will you fail? To win is DEVINE, to lose,well, that's COOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! But am I the poet, or am I the fool? ohh, for an ounce of sense in this crazy world You're the fool I say, the fool ha ha am I a boy or am I a girl you c ma skinny ass in these jean, it dont fit but it look g And so it came to pass that the flying monkey died... but i like to move it move it, I live to MOVE IT hiya huever is here, lets start a conversation in da poem any1 there? :) ? hi, im luke how are you? what is your name? sophia ;) he sat upon his own face and cried Fancy coming back to my place and doing the things i'll tell everyone we did anyway? Can you tell me if Satan lives here..? beware of the children for one day they shall hold the whip THE END oh no its not oh yes it it im sorry iv lost my phone number, can i hav urs? Mr Kassai of AGS: 07811... only kidding, but I do know it ;) the longest day of spring semester left her numb The next prson to write a message fucks his/her mum/dad i have threesomes with them nearly everynight. SO? if it were any of your business, I'd have told you already How extreme the world is triangular! eat that columbus!!!! how do you spell "How do you spell"? Hey Zandrophonexieosessoresouslesszeccgyanys!! its me!! thats my cousin gotta do things twice like me!! like me like me!! george w. bush needs to loosen that tie and go golfing! Martin Sheen would be the coolest prez w/ the w.w. crew! Thank you everyone! We're in Guennis Book of World Records! Longest poem ever! Congrats!! my ass aches as the thought of you learn how to spell you knobber its GUINESS Alas, only if it was Guennis, The tickle-me-pink platypus plays with the pogo stick Pink and green snapdragons here, in a deep blue bottle i've been gone, but i never left.. i just had my moment Why do we live in fear instead of love? We await the judgement, from Above. and when popinjoy sends forth His dove with a shove Remember that day... tem som no microfone? clara crocodilo show é mesmo rockn'roll ogodô, ê ogodô um monte de poema show redondo, ogodô é redondo como a vogal O santa clara clariou, tá chegando o OGODÔ! OGODÔ santa clara clariou, tá chegando o OGODÔ! OGODÔ tá chegando o OGODÔ! ga i helpu? no comprende. his giant throbbing pink lucious sensual elongated earlobe fa cube itch. Our relationship faded like a fading...thing She's missing not only from our world but from our hearts... Please leave a message at the sound of the displeased hippie orgasming to the sound of obese cows crying at the moon. Moo! I still believe in God but God no longer believes in me! Then I fell asleep in the box crusher. ma ptite vache a mal aux pattes, Her hair billowed like silk on a ball gown. pauvre vache va! elle s'en sortira! To think that it was nothing but a dream. Find your true self with honesty and courage. An unicorn once said to me, and I quote, This is my contribution to the world's longest poem. The little boy blew who, the little boy blew michale jackson I love Nigel. Fantastical. the yellow greasy smoke sliding its way up my Flatulence... so disturbing and tasty Chew da cud, boy. Good style. West Yell rules. token love is no love at all tokenism belittles all but the smallest tokens And the Tambourineman contiued to play for us all. Especially those toking in the corner My skin crawled and my bowels let loose when she said....... "My Lord!". she regreted it immediately. "My Lord!" she regreted it immediately. Why be clever, when lost in sea of banality? FOREVER SUSHI, LIKE KOREAN KITTENS Im chomping on pupil particles and double cream And the day we married was the day after my death Why, oh why, Delilah?!!Why bitch!Don't ignore me you slut! Bunion hops forever on a fluffy cloud ONE FINE DAY .................... WE THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T A B A T H A where is my friend Patrick-kahn? hello SIN CITY LAS VEGAS! a raven is like a writing desk like a fish needs a bicycle the corn never had grown so far so yet i cried still I smile like I know something you don't, because I do although Mashuk meant love he broke my heart .. oh mashuk you cheat you little lie.. why dont u just die!! Fly, oh fern, into the wild/ Where you will dance as a child Yah! Rock out! <('_')< KIRBY TIME>('_')> Kyle sat there, alone and afraid, when a large, obese man... ANd matt ate the giraffes And Kyle said, what art thou hither? then matts face was eaten by ice cream And the large man said, to eat you with, my precious. but it was kyles crazy clone And the large man was dead before he could soil himself for it was kyle that ate that day GOAT CHEESE! Buttsecks but foul matt still controlled ther giraffes There Simon was, moaning at the immense pleasure, given by.. MATT ORANGE matt had his giraffes and his tool of pleasure for his KIWI Simon hates niggers simon doesn't hate niggers simon loves to love black people wait, he hates black people but not their penises and tap dance with the squirrels this moment has built up to a gasp exchanged in regret Ticha Loves Marcus please touch my genital herpes the time is 12:44pm in boulder, co its a relatively cloudy day just rained last night aujourd'hui il fait soleil, mais je suis pognée en dedans Une toast au beurre de peanut, voilà la solution! like, oh my god, like, what-ev-er Amanda Bryant, whore for sale: 502-396-1374 hello . . . ? . . . et le petit léo cogne à la porte this is my contribution the worlds longest poem- beauty and love will conquer all but a true love will never let you fall And Beauty is something you cannot see But you shall feel it, and hold it, as soon as you touch me thank you very much, alice mccrea x camerahead boom! you're dead. i love the night stalkers i love the dark dark night not too many sounds but every image crunching through my eye oooh welllah wiggle it all about i hate mr jackaman Logan is a paedophile peadophile even paedophile then it's unhealthy to be paedopfile :P stop writing it!!! CHEW IT! i farted And the cheese stands alone! Its back to the wind, hoping for a better tomorrow. Coarse as velvet,sharp as cloth; fromst my penis flew a moth Did someone say: "vagina"? Music to my ears... sound it was tingeling in my earshell till the echo vaded leaving nothing but light reflextions in the room and wen even the memory of the sound faded no reality was able to reach the blind man thats why live is like an orange but the raby died bevore he could tell why i live amongst the beaver mashers Tall and lanky, but still sweet as pie, Jeffo. when he woke, dismay'd, his spine crooked - his neck acrick living to the point of tears was "draining"...get it?? fuck you I have not thought in years Push the little red button,..........no wait, don't push it! Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most Floating in a sea of frogs, I reach for liberation. Cooochy poochy you slice that memory into easy-eat pieces and im waiting for my portion i cant get enough kissing is a really brilliant thing and then eat bangers and mash "It's all greek to me " say all turkish cypriots. Lord Elgin has lost his marbles Marbles? queries the soothsayer,giveth me my playstation But what is it you truely desire? your teenis is very big john sat on the magnificent white bowl and waited and waited and then it came! plop! the water splashed up from the bowl into johns anus the cold water sent a chill down his spine it was over......... with or without you.. Alas, a day went by to spend my waste. then john brodish rose up and trotted away jollily homble bleu? no man dope budass cent man du budass cent is da shit! jahopa loves balubis meanwhile, good saint nick chopped up a yule log the frost made me want to cry: "WOLF!" i am a penis locator Perhaps you may find what you are looking for down here bud. Fanjita Fanjita, where for art thou sexhole? it is now that i am tired. for earlier i was running i can't be enough, nor even self cunning i like to fuck my momas asshole and then the birds fluttered by sweetly serenading them thou shalt not covet thy wife of thee thou art a rapist look before you leap he said, "you'll get through this........." but that's not what I was looking for...... I don't feel any stronger knowing I'm alone Can I just keep my eyes closed? Oh, how am I to follow this line don't take the red ones! swarthier men couldn't have traulled pick trienzed as I Amongst their only peers, and sickles gone And I cried, I have now become one of the many idealists a sand in your hand is worth a stitch in time And everyone should go to www.greenpeanut.com/zech doch keiner sah es kommen although he only did it once... Don Juan was long and did the ladies love it? It was all meant to be jesus then came from the heavens and said where is the Vodka? and if i could have only reached the vegimite et si aussi, il y avait ca? I don't speak French but the accent sets my loins on fire especially a deep manly slow spoken one...gravelly The eggy voices are rattling and bubbling through my brain her cunt...oh her cunt...how it talked to me... Then a large man entered the room and said..... and i shall marry jen susich and be in bliss Johnny 5 is alive! the large man continued to say........ And they were all there, infants at the convent and as the mist rolled on and cleared, she began to sing Oh, will President Bush win again? I certainly hope not lemon poppy brushes reak of hot So I says to Mabel, I says... Oh, dear god the agony! ...but where will I go from here All the ghosts of sugar caking the bottom of a clear sky and the moon cried out your name my name is ecstacy...call me and then poor Britney Spears, she died. She puts happiness on like a loose dress should traffic wardens be armed? I want a new fuck buddy Rampant Rabbit £28.99 Ann Summers and so as the track marks of love scar a passionate heart I vomit this bile called love God was my co-pilot but we crashed and I had to eat Him!!! greg roble was astounded the fastidious ant didn not accept this Yo escribo en castellano porque se me canta el ano. the pain is evidence in my existance this is my contribution to the worlds longest poem. i just can't believe it was over - oh sweet rhyming course I shalt one day createth thy squarish pinapples my poop is green... like spinach the earth is inside a giant aliens oven the sun is the giant lightbulb that heats stuff One day aliens will eat us and be like arhgmumyum delicoso For thou I stand by the sea and cry waiting for you While you stand there just laughin at me I wait and just have somber eyes all of my life But my eyes will not cry in strife! and the robins looked down on them as he said Cows Say moo and so do you MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! homo's plague this world The Mississippi River bleeds through Memphis. and a homo thinks you are "do"able..on your knees, punk. so sorry lifes a bore and i relize i am stuck there for all eternaity i ran through the woods collecting fleas off saving the world, one dragon slaying after another Johnny Lazertag knows no fear This poem sucks But then again it is art and there must be some appriciation Britany Grinsted is the hottest girl on the planet RANDY ABBOT IS GAY clouds of ashes lay down the red carpet of anus Why are you looking up here, the jokes in your hands Nighty Nighty, ya better keep your butthole tight lest the fart monkeys get loose i can't believe i found you darling don't ever go away Please send no money now. Issmat burned his white trench coat that night. And then the world stopped spinning..... just for a moment as i slowly left this world keep your rosaries off my ovaries! a dream is a wish that your heart makes while your sleeping I dreamed of you last night Your feckless yearning feels only privation upon my breast The sun had set before it rose but the do do bird is still not found yet the chef sharpens his knife forever more, kiddo. is the music never gonna stop again, Julia? Lawrence, be brave. Lawrence, be strong. This sentence no verb. lawrence can suck on courtney loves thong give it to me long and hard i wear diapers cuz i poop my pants fgtytyetteretyr7er Moulin Rouge oh wow cried the popinjay your life is interesting hello everyone Kati, Sarah, and Amber- much love everyone Sarah Rybiki is a lesbian Sarah Rybiki is not a lesbian i was just messing!!! ...The Popinjoy are SNIPE hunting tomorrow at 8pm CST... The popinjay is shit. lets start a real poem ASAP! how could this chain be like love? I saw the greatest minds of my time... Numb with how much has been stole from me so easily for the laughter we hear is the strength of our soul Missouri sarah and amber like to suck on their big toes!! Suck on their toes? ask the bird how it flies and it will ask how apples speak Ever onwards We march despite the slowly rising tide. tripped on a kiss and fell in love and i'm still falling j'ai glissé, et mon coeur brisé s'enfonce sous tes pieds and yet I fall some more. many have i loved STEPHEN HOOVER FUCKED BRITTANY GRINSTEAD my cuts are bleeding, this I see... bryan ferrentino has the biggest dick in the world Through our bleeding, we are one Rebecca Stevens lusts for Kumquats. school is always a nightmare!! but when santa delt the killer blow the child was set free and then Santa and the Easter Bunny led the child to the sea and so this is not the end. but if its not the end then what is it? No big bang will do for our little world nothing but the non alloy Says the Popinjoy: SPAM SHALL KILL THE WORLD. of silver in the day freud was a sexaholic Sophie's a popinjoy. i peed my pants i still have not showered Without love there is no hate Moo said the bull to the electroejaculator but the sheep simply walked on by... shit happens melecholy moonlight shines on to my rug oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you and mother cannot elope! and once again I am falling.....in love, and then, it dawned upon me, and I thought Fleas. Adam Had'em. They bit him till he bled kick it twice in the fibula dark is the suede that mows like a harvest I feel a cold kiss of a single rain drop touch my soul This Alien has landed on Planet "As Is" i feel the shivering to my calcium-deficient bones I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch "Because," he said, "Life is long" Madam Im Adam madAm Im adaM I like beans. amber and sarah are lesbians lmao!!! not really josh homeyer is hott!!!! im gonna marry him hey amber!!! whats up?! hey sarah who do u like? . derrick n' chris a. who do you like? . DERRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO . \\ names sarah schultz and i don't ba im amber and i like derricks dick \\ names sarah schultz and i don't ba 1 has a really hairy dick.3 sarah has bad morning breath]\ Alyssa your the reason I cant forget this season Katie why do you always have to do so shady Kevin is my heavem fizzle my shizzle when you drizzle that wizzle we both smelled of cigarette smoke and sex he caressed my face while i tought of another Save a dolphin, Don't drink milk and the tree said to the frog don't step on my foot love can be so painful, come sweet death, i surrender another day, another dollar, another tie around my collar eat the chex mix, take the whipping, and move on don't live life afraid of the 8-ball harriet wilson rocks the socks off everyone Jurgen , Jurgen ,bist du ein farter, haben sie ein cafe ? Beth Ibrahim is a lot cooler than Harriet Wilson on tuesdays we would try to spell "grammer" and usually fail my william knelt at my feet, he told me "lets die today" and i, unable to resist his charm, stricken by his handsome stare, i came to my seses soon enough, and only the baby was killed why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? cuz he was DEAD why'd the baby fall out of the tree?he was stapled 2 monkey sing me softly to sleep tonight grounded and sleepy I stumble into confetti PAUL ROPER i love guy the world is near its end, run i tell you, go forth-multiply HARRIET WILSON IS A GIMP we're the business, we're the bollocks come on join our nutty frolics Love will set us free because it rips out our heart and sets us at peace took me like 3 hours to read this poem But I decided it was worth the reading Roses are red, Violets are blue, I ate a Popinjay today! We send changes to these poems like penuts the sky is blue the sky is white and theirs birds that fly Your insults are like like to my mind that is water Please remember to eat my ass Radiohead is the best band all over your face Brandon Kessler will begin to beat all of your faces because he is the hulk As I wander through this icy emptiness black as day, white as night i am utterly alone in my deep dark melancholy i feel the end drawing ever closer Once I ate a rock Rape me Reflection is exactly what you never wanted. My mother sleeps with people from m&ms and skittles chicks with hairy back, need only apply i am going to fuck my boyfriend in two weeks! If you fail to love me I wont die I will fly Your skin glows like the kumquat, I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of petrol. I am in search of the magnificient sludge and mystical fridg fridge of love. A love that comes only from the coldest place Evil donkeys taunt my mind->and mah name is lalabear put your dick in my asshole push it in and out baby and we slept until the next summer, or called it sleep I guess that's why they call it Sunset Park. if this poem were a hot dog... would you eat it? i wish i was bacon and you were eggs so icould lie next to u if u cant be a good example... ...be a terrible warning Where she is, let your heart be there also... and his hands covered mine and i could see again Run away, run away, before they know your gone Fuzzy bananas smile at me, black ice cubes are angry Day lights fall down so deep into brown ass my donkey is lost, oh help me great one! becky lawler smells of wee Claire the bear with the curly foxy hair!! gone forever, the weather is never; very good and he reminisced as he sniffed his fungally infected armpit death to tofu!! Just once, before I die, a chance i am not having a heart attack, just pancreatic cancer this is how i want to live and this is how you should die ima say it now, so hear me now your red eyes match your ruby lips call me @ 867-5309 Your eyes match my blood-stained hands Alex wrote this on the tenth of May. It was a very long day. And the rock stands alone. The opus gains its strength, and ever earns its length as does the ever abominable black abyss of unspeakable stuff smelly cat, smelly cat.....what are they feeding you? And sat egerly as an expectant child what my cat is fed is between me and my sweet babboo making sentances, making sense. Henry's horse was the last in the pack moving on and then the whistle flew from his nose & fell to the ground His skin was sweet and stickey. saying "i love you" has nothing to do with meaning it. LTF's are forever ong ime un Chelmar you bitch, you slut, you whore you remind me of my mother... Jason Fischer from Appleton, Wisconsin has a two inch penis. i know because i fucked him, and didn't orgasm what a shit head In Desmond ears the truth can be smelled in to his ears i yelled inkle winkle tinkle dinkle pinkle jason dogtail is sooo short ooooooo manuuuu suck my cochlea bitch who are you.............said the talking glue i'm RIck jAMES BITCH!!!!!!!11 Alice! Who the fuck is Alice?! Alice, oh Alice fair thee well my beautiful one and Ralph cried for innocence lost I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener weird Whats this rash in my garden? It is the product of love woah Then I said, "what the shit?", is that they have for me? nipples nipples nipples cake, frenchfries AND if i had a baby elephant, i would feed it applesauce. i bet it would love that. i love troy more than anything in the entire world. hunny loves sparky.... How now brown cow. the brown cow has no eyes.. Matthew Brabbin has far too much time on his hands. But I love him anyway. Oh, to be there again in the timeless abyss of oblivion this aint a frickin poem I think it's more an experiment, tho' we've run out of pins? The day drifted by like wind on a silken bird The day drifted by like wind on a silken bird's bacl doozo ohairi kudasai.. please. do come in =) EVERYONE SMOKES POT As i walked by sum dude flicked me off n i beat his ass... Curtis Howard is a bitch, a disgrace to his race Hello rose, r u there rose, rose, rose, rose, r u dying rose Amber!!you're the bestest person in the whole world! bffl!! ambers elbow farts louder than her butt sarah likes to eat the fungus between her toes to practice kissing sarah makes out with her wallintheshower JM!!! do u wanna play house and we have kids ryan and abbie?!?!?!? ok!!!!! and pretend like oops..are we gonna be like aunts cuz we cant be moms togethe r why not?likeican have ryan and u can have abbie or the other way around ok.. and like we're best friends and they are really good friends too so they get along n stuff ya!!! what kid do u want??? idc.. i'll start with 1and we can trade after a while i'll start with abbie lol k? cuz ryan might beat me up!!!!!! kk!! u can have jacob 2 ok??? lmao if he wants to play house with us!!haha does he wanna? ya!! he will! trust me! jacobs mine! is Jacob hot? omgosh!! lmao! who put that?! yeah haha jacob can be yours! amber.. ur the coolest person and i love ya 2 death! you mean so much to me n im so glad we're such good friends! i love hanging out w/ u!! we have tons and tons of fun!!!! lylas!!!!! -Sarah!!! :) omg!!! sarah! ditto!!! we have the funniest time babysitting lylas!!!!! -Amber!!! :) lmao!!!! oh i know!! i cant wait till this summer w/ u!!! its gonna be soooo much fun!! so is 6 flags!!! omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know i cam omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know i can't wait to go to 6 flags oh i know!!!we gotta go get our tube socks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\ oh i know!!!we gotta go get our tube socks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg thats right! we can get then after we get our nails done ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats gonna be soo fun!!! cassie wants me to do sumthin but i was like uh.. i think me and amber are gonna do something!!! n she was like.. ugh is she ur best friend now? n i was like kinda like you and taylor?! and she was like uh lmao!! o snap!!! hahahahaha SNAP!!!! charles is gay cool people suck dick that's right I'm a surgeon the big fish is fat, he eats too much of the other innocent then I stuck post it notes on my eyelids at work How fantastic The MInt Chicks climb on their speakers And Matt loves Sarah, too. ssssseeeeexxxxxxxxxx lick me you can lick my toes iff u like.. oh so cheesy toes!!! NAT JACOB.. WHERE R U? claire the bear has lovely hair, in her underware she is so square an that is rare michelles a slag NAT HAS HER CLIT PEARSED an claire loves girls DIRTY COW.. an claire loves girls nat your a smelly bitch and you have a ronnie ....... michelles loves feekin anybody claire an michelle rub front bums and natalie sucks big cocks... what ya sayin biznitch blah blah blah nat makes cev dress up in gimp suits i love you natalie michelles mum loves takin it hard scat cat nat an gimp suits??? michells mum invented it nats mum is a big fat slut and her breath smells of cock!! nats mum doesnt mind the odd bit of flange either!! ha UR MUM! I like to lick wet pussy! that relinquishes the thirst of the holy crap from within IT IS BAD my dog is hot thou you are not My cat jumped on his feet as he ate all the beets. crap on a stick! Help create the worlds longest poem I wish to grow like a sunflower under the rays of life. angles and angels are making me loose my head Jaqueline shivers rules my face! I have to pee. But then I noticed that you were inflatable.. Everything that acts is actual But not everything is factual life so far's been wet with rain, ever beating me with pain Tony Blair is going hooray; can it be today! can he take all the other liars with him! through the dark abyss *...<>...* david arsenault is the most amazing set designer. hands down and then the cat rubbed up against the tree and said weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! this is so much fun! that was before the pigeon, sat above musing upon the colour of its dung much to the cat's dismay ergo, concordantly a systemic anomaly bibbly bobbly Yes. MY NAME IS CASSIDY BATES I LIVE IN SAN ANTONIO SHIT FUCKING CACK A POTAMUS..MY BANDS NAME IS FALLEN PROJECT ...And the show has reached an all-time low... I cant let it go, for i see it in my dreams ben may is a batty jon mooney is gay hello jon moony is your mum sam boarder is agayboy with josh o'neil jon moony is your mum sam boarder is gay with james haddow townies=shit sam baorder is a little gay,and he sucks off his gran ggfeuhewuiwhceudnhweiuodhwiho do you want fries with that MAKE MY DAY sam boader from hove park in england/brighton is gay hi piran hi jon my nameis cotten eye joe *james brady is gay with sam james brady sucks off and josh every night fuckyou fuck you darren twigger is an annoying little .......whatever he is isnt twigger just plain gay cant u fuck your mum again james brady shes good allister taylor is gay hi james hi josh hi jon hi ben i hail HITLER josh oneil is gay allister taylor is a complete gayboy,from jon josh oneil is gay i worship the devil josh oneil is gay i love jesus hi9 allister taylor is a twat ben may shaged hitler bye8 ben may shaged hitler bye8 ben may shaged hitler bye8 ben may shaged hitler 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HUSSAIN dum james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN jesus is cool BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay dum jesus is cool BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay dum jesus is cool BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay dum james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN jesus is cool dum james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN dum james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN dum james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN dum james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN sandwich james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay my dogs names robert james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN my dogs names robert BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN james haddow is gay BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN jesus is cool sandwich my dogs names robert BEN MAY ALSO SHAGED SADDAM HUSSAIN JAMES HADDOW SUCKS HIS DAD sulaf is a virgin and always will be i am a bible basher sulaf is a virgin and always will be i am a bible basher sulaf is a virgin and always will be ben is gay hi james brady shut up henry hi9 BEN MAY FUCKS DONKEY UP THE ASS AFTER HIS DOG WHO IS HIS MUM i love shit jon is a twat henry allen is a fucked up twat jaqmes haddow fucks bald sheeo on the tops of mountaions the spurs suk HENRY ALLAN IS A GAY TWAT WITH HIS DOG CALLED ROBBERT the spurs suk HENRY ALLAN IS A GAY TWAT WITH HIS DOG CALLED ROBBERT the spurs suk james is a bitch the spurs suk my penis is very large HENRY ALLAN IS A GAY TWAT WITH HIS DOG CALLED ROBBERT my penis is very large HENRY ALLAN IS A GAY TWAT WITH HIS DOG CALLED ROBERT Henry Allan, sulaf is a twat HENRY ALLAN IS A GAY TWAT WITH HIS DOG CALLED ROBERT Henry Allan, sulaf is a twat HENRY ALLAN IS A GAY TWAT WITH HIS DOG CALLED ROBERT Henry Allan, sulaf is a twat HENRY ALLAN IS A GAY TWAT WITH HIS DOG CALLED ROBERT Henry Allan, sulaf is a twat HENRY ALLAN IS A GAY TWAT WITH HIS DOG CALLED ROBERT Henry Allan, sulaf is a twat HENRY ALLAN IS A GAY TWAT WITH HIS DOG CALLED ROBERT Henry Allan, sulaf is a twat HENRY ALLAN IS A GAY TWAT WITH HIS DOG CALLED ROBERT Henry Allan, sulaf is a twat HENRY ALLAN IS A GAY TWAT WITH HIS DOG CALLED ROBERT Henry Allan, sulaf is a twat HENRY ALLAN IS A GAY TWAT WITH HIS DOG CALLED ROBERT Henry Allan, sulaf is a twat HENRY ALLAN IS A GAY TWAT WITH HIS DOG CALLED ROBERT shut up henry,or your dogs name really will be robert Henry Allan, sulaf is a twat henry is a ugly jew NEWCASTLE UNITED ARE BETTER THEN ALL THE REST PUT TOGETHER NEWCASTLE UNITED ARE BETTER THEN ALL THE REST PUT TOGETHE# NEWCASTLE UNITED ARE BETTER THEN ALL THE REST PUT TOGETHE Sulaf is a twat by henry allan go away josh Sulaf is a twat by henry allan i fuck sheep who ever reads this is gay and sucked there mum SULAF IS A GAY TWAT brighton are thebest SULAF IS A GAY TWAT brighton are the best SULAF IS A GAY TWAT brighton are the best SULAF IS A GAY TWAT brighton are the best SULAF IS A GAY TWAT brighton are the best the devil will beat god SULAF IS A GAY TWAT brighton are the best SULAF IS A GAY TWAT brighton are the best SULAF IS A GAY TWAT brighton are the best SULAF IS A GAY TWAT brighton are the best SULAF IS A GAY TWAT brighton are the best SULAF IS A GAY TWAT brighton are the best SULAF IS A GAY TWAT brighton are the best SULAF IS A GAY TWAT brighton are the best SULAF IS A GAY TWAT brighton are the best TWIGGER OWES ME £23 sulaf is gay with toby SULAF IS A GAY TWAT oo i dont want to know SULAF IS GAY YOUR MUM SULAF IS GAY sulaf is a retard and he sucks off his gran every night of h HI HENRY i am disturbing HI HENRY henry,ANNA HI HENRY sulafisa little gay, and he fucks himself HENRY YOUR GAY ANNA HENRY IS GAY HENRY YOUR GAY lakers suck, they are crap do you know what i do in my spare time sulaf you are gay with your gran HENRY FUCKS THE HOLY TOAST i do james brady is an uncle fucker whoever reads this owes me their life!!!!!! i need a soul i have 1 soul for 2,000,000,000,000, absoulte bargain toby is a gay SEX hi9 josh o'neil is a gay male porn star hi9 dont be cheese BOOMSHAKALAKA JOSH O'NEIL IS GAY WITH ALL YOUR MUMS + HENRYS HOLY TOAST slipknot rule I HAVE JUST BEEN WANKIN marilyn manson rules nirvana also rule your gran poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poop josh o'neil is a jizz drinker henry is a wanker by sulaf toast is a killing machine HENRY FUCKS THE HOLY 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