>>What is to become of the Popinjoy<< And then I cried , as many as two times. if love were air then I'd be suffocating The little friggin bird was nothing but a dope. the summer day hath nearly expired Roses are red, violets are blue, you are about as sweet as a cashew. Thither art thine arse of gold I hear the drummer in the night polka is not what I was expecting glisening like coconut oil on a wounded cat Forget me not, for I shall work from home Besides, Leif Garrett is much cooler than Leif Eriksson. and it stops like water when it reaches the shore A purple sun sets in an indigo sky Last night I left my gum on the bedpost and it lost all its flavor. Gophers hate me, yes they do! and he bobbled on the surface of the water, drowning in enlightenment Injection moulding for kids wouldnt be fun again Please save me, the vegetables are attacking! He said, "Keep your ideas in the drawer." the van in the bathroom humming as my thoughts of the night ahead begin I wanna dance, dance, dance While babys jump and music smiles they say that ideology is the same as fashion So I digress, in the fact that my retinas have been pulled out and made into jelly for the homeless. A cascade of debris singing a song of devotion I am in love with me, why cant everyone see what I see? Hidden magnets in your earphones Life isnt fair, but luckily, its short. while i was pondering about what to write, i wrote this You poured me out like a fluid. Paralysed force, gesture without plippyploppyplippyploppy duffel coat poop is on my toe. [as i strum on my guitar] I wanna jump off a bridge and fly back up the seeds of revolution were sown in the beds of virgins They whistled and wizzed through the tumultuous landscape Some people smell, but I'm as pretty as Hell. And then all the pretyy flowers went woob-a-loob! and off they flew this fall has been long without you The dog, sometimes, does wag immoral Burn the straw house of idleness to the ground. I sold my sole to santa WENT TO THE MOON! Show me the chair, where the ass stuffed his face on, Soft, the light appears on my babys face as he sleeps. This monkeys gone to heaven so amen Eisenhower hardly cared if the Armed Forces were degregated, though he did piss off Cuba As the grapes ripen in the heart of the Napa Valley Last night I dreamt I had grown a penis; it was the weirdest dream of my life. he shuffled on in his duffle and exclaimed when your razzle-dazzle, chi-chi blunderbuss met my hard-assed Kalashnikov, " ~ Resorting to my go-go-gadget penis ~ " Endlessly entwined by ghostly depictions of never ending lies swallowing my sad self, i am bitter Drops of water In time and space there are no china pieces Alas, the Pope, defened by years of of listening to heaven, could not hear the plea leaving the cry for mercy in the hands of heaven. looking at you it's easy to see why So who cares where your greeting's made, Made in Taiwan, but not in vain. One day I will be his wife, if only he could see. This Insulating Sleeve is made from 60% post-consumer recycled fibre and uses approximately 45% less material than a second paper up. my anus makes so many people unhappy Popinjays are vain talkative people And bubbles, like spheres of perfection, shall fill the world Who thought of popinjays, what in the heck? deppression etched--shadowed in light Kitten foo foo saw star locks for law Kate Spade leather is one of life's greatest pleasures The capital of Moldova is ChiÅŸinău I wonder why it has to hurt sooo much? Knives out; Gentlemen, Women and (mainly) whores. oh to the man with a leg made from of glass. And if only I lived in a world without curbs Mad chill am I, Happy hot I am not! Be not dumb driven cattle! spam is a ham in a can with jelly Then she smiled and I understood are you pregnant? The suffering of my strange insanity is lost in a sea of nightmares which was rather tasty I see my life consumed in love. In the darkness something moved i ate some small pigs hanging in green only once though. in the midst of my troubles...i make sure to blow bubbles and the tears dripped down like a slow waterfall my cat's name is butch don't go near the nest there's eggs If you were to suffer i wouldn't care everything is illuminated and the little worm sailed on and on into my liver. And so it was, all was lost and yet the Lemmings - symbolically stupid humans - had hope. The pain was what made me carry on wishing it would become more intense and throb and the girl with the blouse of many hues told the officer she didn't know the man that was in her trunk and that the officer was cute. psychology windows lament like David Brent When shall I be fed? I told her twice ultimately we are all enzymes sleeping in the womb My days have gone away but hope - That I may not forget Your long awaited visit yet Forgive me Today I awoke to find that the battery in my hygenic trimmer had died But should he have fallen, yet then would he cry: In the corner sits the thinker, he's silent like his food. In the centre stands the speaker, his moment is his mood. akimbo supplication, empty pockets and the hollow rest When I think about you I touch myself. Winter is cold, summer is hot, my father is old but my children are not and i built a home there with flamingos beneath my stairs Cause I don't know what a popinjay is. my cat is the likeness of a black and white pretzel [fluffy yellow wrinkled dots streamed down Nellys shirt ] The spanish are nice people! give up crack cocaine NOW! "The world seems to be high on dope!" I shouldn't dream in color. where's that popinjay gone? /as the embers of your flatulent mind fly away into the vert llahS I erapmoc eeht oot a summers sremmus yad Beauty supplants beauty in green fields When I blinked I thought to myself, had I blunk? i still feel the need to wipe you off my skin with a wet dis Velvet notes float up to a shimmering sky. watching his sexy butt swish, swish hot chocolate in my hand im as jolly as a lark and as upset as an ant hit with a magn yawn Can I make the sun shine brighter? No, but I can promise yo I ate the tower of london the other day. It tasted like a ki and he devised a plan to write himself into the script of th John Wayne was a fine actor, but he's dead now. The wind does crash. Smash, bash, mash. And so the stars shine, as if they too had drunk too much Co no, the foot will not go, no matter your request saying sorry to a dear friend.... Adele Kang Sweet voice th ...I'm dizzy from those words and looks as if i'm a mental o ...I'm dizzy from those moments when it seems that i'm alone and into her arms he lept... Then the squirrel was gone, alas, and Benjamin wept. [and all around the football ground the crowd began to sing. I can't think of anything And Jesus came and killed the good Sexy chicken struting down the highway The flowers were as fragrant as a blender full of month old Three Cheers for the Michael Williams I wish to shudder And then he whipsered: "what is your name" To which the lat i've got your slingshot, honey, and your honey-pot. to see the blue communist monkeys would make my day. Never inhale the pendulous pudding worship! The tiny dancer fluttered to the floor flowing through darkness into the god sent custard And the bells always ring at midnight in my mind And so the manatee cried out "When will I get MY share of th rudolph the killer reandeer had a very shiney axe and if u The world is full of modern poets, writing modern poems; dog The air is planar and filling the world With names of people lard is the unsung fat purple froggle friths drag be into an abyss I swear it was not me who lost your excellency's drinking cu The subtle snowy bells of winter frozen silent in the dark p good news plagiarist fails exit exam i love cheese like the sun needs the rain woo- hoo- ooo- ooo. little silver mother you have eyes in the pit of my stomach Celebrating with a small cherry that symbolises eternity but the horse wept instead Dale B don't like the wowrlds longest poem I was dead but now ive come around the clown wasn't fat, after that horrendous shat i hope that the next time i cry it may not be so diverted and with greatest regret I walked away from the decapitated on bended knee, twixt the ether and the earth [your message here] ...and forth came david's thrusting love into janet's swolle I shot the pope. insert smilie face here, then a giant JK. life is a box of molded cheese..pass the milk please And so the women shead her coat of life, which weighed down fishing for a star lets start with something we wont forget Now I know Why I'm so slow Because I am a potato well hello What's wrong with snow? and as i reached over to flush the loo, the open handbag on then the fish shouted "NO NO, YOU'RE ALL WRONG! THIS IS WHAT the pope looked confused, and the popinjay lost hope To think I fell on a whim, you dope! feelings of possiblity linger at my heels with words stuck b My hand is grand. it's all just fucking hysteria. [waking up, he turned around and asked me: did you change yo [my tears fell as you sat there trembling] have you ever driven around in a neighborhood where all the a swirling magenta cloud overshadowed all that they were & new love of the clueless english rose made her feel above th the wind blew down the windy road like a purple popsicle the elephant (a shade of grey) wondered what he'd do today Sleeping sound, I breathe as if I was true squigs are moving all around I met this American guy and now I have a place to stay in Be do you like cheese? the flowers smell lovely Permanent on most surfaces Boo says the ghost Moo says the Cow OOH sayd the woman havin when suddenly, on that moonlit eve, doth my ears hear the pi As he touched his nose and hopped along the road Who would have thunk it. On the cold, cold ground I lie, Life's a bitch and then I di i am the master of my fate, i am the captain of my soul If there's anything in this world more crisp and delicious t And now, alas, the longest poem is done And now, alas, the longest poem must end when life gives you lemons, use them to massage the prostate singing songs in a symphony of sounds Rain recoils off the sullen trees why is sex so much fun when you've had like eleven beers? it and then again i saw my toes, and said, amazing! Goodnight my friends, I'm going to bed. I pray to God I won and you had poo for brains im over here so do you want to... do you want to lick my... And then the clouds of doubt moved over the yellow gleam of As she stood there on that grassy bank But when all else fails, we must remember to breathe deeply, Fortunate freaky felines, fellating on film ROOOOOAAAAR! Like a washing machine lost in a tumultuous Tide, but he replied there isn't any hope. and the snow begins to fall where all has fallen Newcastle Flows; Pizza's True Love But if through the door I must, I must. I can see your panies and it was fece smeared on that wall and i did not approve t you may not be able to fly but you can definately float with A fox a fee a puritan bee it feels just like water Sing of famish'd dead whom life abandoned. Tyre tracks and broken hearts are all we leave behind [Benrik plays my every string] she died, what a drag! yabba dabba doo my apathy wore a path for me, I am in a rut The queen is stoned, shes high on dope! When life can get you down, never forget the intoxicating sm Life is like a short commercial, Suddenly I achieved clarity of thought; poetry is all for na I became really excited for their love will become entombed forever [i dont like you] The great saviour shines down on rotting corpses and you always wonder how things could have been if only you Where is my marmalade? Where did I place my marmalade? As I pondered bored and tired, my groin lit aflame, a dick o Beleive in a good dream que je sois, je ne saurais que être The snow covers your raven tresses like cocaine upon the nas Isn't this tiresome, just one line at a time? Wild bushmen with painted faces preparing flesh for demi-God Upon which paint no longer peeled and rust had entirely cons Horatio Birnbaum looked back at what he created and silently I got drunk and had sex with a skunk when you tussle in the mouths of dirty rhinos dont think you with arial pressure his skull squeezed against the pavement The snow gently blanketed the landscape When pineapples prick the fingers of babes. Can I suggest that you invest In something more than hopele If I was anyone on Earth I would be Martha Smith because Rain fell from the sky, the darkness seemed to hide his eyes Taylore Turmoile is the shizznit. don't play leapfrog with a unicorn, penis sing happy birthday to baby jesus I lie in a field of paper flowers [Oh, glorious majesties! Lament us so!] Outside it was bright but darkness loomed and his gravestone read "if i knew i was going to end up he orlando bloom sat in a room Oh god. Please please. Oh God. I just cant let it linger. Th da da da bra If only prairie dogs could talk. me thinks your ratsickle is too sweet for my tooth oh dear, he flopped. how could such an event happen! christi oh dear, she cried. how could i possibly do something like t it seemed like a good idea at the time damnit how do i make Thinking fails to do what my instinctual habits need. From here we end only to begin again, and I for once am tire the cigerette smoke filled the room, deadening the jazz and Alone in the dark he sat and waited Pausing only to buy a Pepper Steak slice from the Welcome Br slowly unravelling dancing with the chimneys and light-hearted sun Your delicate robe is hemmed in flame! The martian cried "My polyester pants are on Fire!" [and the wonderous flower, that had once been so cold, now b [As the tree's blow in the wind] [moonfaced gaze into black water pool; fisheye peering back And, as before, it all appeared changed Who doesn't like FunYons? And then did he laugh with all that he could and left but a Yet I knew that it could never be how long is a piece of string i ask and they will never know ever...ever again, should ever a man love a horse so, I'll be dammed i shall make a poem longer than thou. Live, laugh and love like each day is your last... and now i join with all to stomp your hate into the ground And i listen to the birds, i know that i am in love blah blah Daisies, daisies everywhere, we know hate. sometimes i wonder why bees are here. and then i realize, i and threw away my pillow because you told me so. with an ass as big as a rhinocerous. so I put on makeup and was a pretty boy as a pretty girl the lark screamed "eternal damnation" and I cowered in fear And that, as a flower, did wilt though in shade, And then he grew and loved her like a fairy cake its bloody eddie tring to sneek up on me when he thinks im a and really bad eggs i think love is a silly stupid game spam is ham in a can with jelly but the elephant refused to eat her banana she wept as she swept the bright dusty room then i said your not a sheep you turd Spawn of filthy goblins calling Kai is gay he kisses joe everyday Why is the hippo so big? and the petals of her life fell to the ground as she found t [Love is ...........depression,vomit,tears smudge face.not m jays my man his so fit i love him like sarah needs a shit blinks think to rink...... twink dink ka-plink She said "Yes" ? ticker tape parade against the window, frost blows in memory Do your Cardinals migrate in winter? Melifluidity haunts raucous beer cans And then my calloused soul plummeted down the never-ending h The Elephant crushed all our hopes and dreams The Day Was Long The Night Was Boring Still And, opening one eye, she [and it was all the small goat could manage] mammy feeds me pins floating daisies drown their sorrows in the overflow of joy And the elephant stomped on the blue fairy lights. A rather tart, two hundred and fifty pound nascar enthusiast And leaves drifted across her face... allow yourself to melt into the somnolence They rotted a bit The same incessant punctuation mark falls over everything. and woe was i for t'was too long But why do the flies never circle round me? and the bark, bark, bark of dog could be heard in the quiet and staring at the stars she heard him whisper 'cluck' As the folling thunder toppled over the misty lake The morning that the world began... Just then, the mouse scurried down the escape ladder. the air was as crisp as and sharp as glass what happened was she couldnt breathe. she cried, 'christina There twas but a moose, and it was muchus moosey Sigh at the wonders of television daily, Who fill the cavernous peace with empty sound and empty word So you shoot your warmest smile right into my face And the rain continued to fall Muck, junk, howling drug dealers, creeps from the gutter, th They will forever remain in my heart. "But prithee sire divest thyself -" It was dark outside, the day it was lying in pieces. Painting. Oh this is my sport cold... cold... cold... Warmth from the fireball on my visage Drifting into another my grace you should not be taking dope! The Dhamma wheel turns slowly, and continues for you dance like an overripe orange with peanut butter and jelly smeared across the floor in the ballroom of our lives drifting nods to the masquarade of Hope... May the girl of my dreams one day be mine, My heart pounds when i see her, Elsewhere pounds when she touches me with her warm hands, warm hands that can freeze the most warming love I am a cabbage And she is the diner (whoever said caabage is f**king sad) My friends say I let her take advantage of me, I'm eating out of her hand, So now I have become the diner, and she the food, She is eating my pocket, and the tables turn again, The day has come, and now we must seperate for evermore As the tears run down my face, I see herdriving away, Wishing for one more kiss, And to stroke her beautiful, soft, sleek, brown hair. No girl can ever replace what I have lost, I can still speek throught the post, But her face is the thing I miss the most. I have only the memories of what could have been great. But now I have learnt that I should smile and accept my fate There will be other girls, good girls, But the girl I love the most, I cannot have. My part of this story has come to an end, I just hope whoever is the lucky man to take my girl, Treats her like the best daned girl in the world, Because that is what she is to me. For she is a girl no longer she has become a mole Bugger, I hate it when that happens. Everything I have tries to get away THAT IS WHY I BEGAN STAPLING EVERYTHING TO THE FLOOR The King's fisher winked at me and the Fusa ran up a tree. Butternut bread spread with blood but that is when my memory becomes my bad memory and the cat sang yodeldedoo liars can be whatever they want and so i tossed back my head and laughed and touched myself own below She is fat and on the rag. What a miserable, emotion wreck! She is fat and on the rag. A miserable, emotional wreck! "I do not know!" I heard the black cat cry tick tock tick tock.........tick tock tick tock.....Times up The windshield wipers brushed against the glass. Why can't I be called Barbara instead of Roy She had yet to decide wheather to use her powers for good or for evil the hypocracy makes her vomit Vomit, as if to purge herself of all forgotten loves Loves, that seemed so everlasting But had all the permenance of a ice cube on a hat day. Where oh where has my alligator gone? With her warm, loving eyes and cold, scaly flesh. Yes! I have no penis! seven@davidbowie.com that traitorous whore! Anthony is the best lover in California ... :-) California is a state of vain lovers! Suited and booted he plunged off the cliff Screaming "I will never mow the carpet again!" as he fell to his death The Popinjoy but a distant memory. Nay, a dream As the woman ignorant of her recent widowhood cradled the injured cat singing softly softly singing of happier days so far back, their memory was just a dream A dream A deam of happy husbands and popinjoy Popinjoy and a tony ostyn in one glorious piece So, I begin anew, thought, through and through god damn i love noodles. but only when my name is the number of the beast this poem is about as sad as my grans cooking i stare at him when hes not looking i could do with a donut about now..mmm.i sound like homer and only when the beast doesnt hav my number someone at the beginnin cant spell SOUL not sole!!! Arrrgh! The beast! The beast! I know of the beast! My heart in tatters as hatred pours into the air Saigon. Drop Bombs On Gooks. ...and pay me money! what an interesting hue of indigo came crashing down like the cymbols of orion I wish I could jump and never fall but alas, I am standing on butter. And then I realised that her hair was made of cereal the cat on the windowsill, licks the ice off the pane I knew at that moment that she was insane. Egad! This cupboard is tasty when mustard 'tis applied! I'd fancy that Britney but she's so fat-thigh'd and wretched and lurid and somewhat boss-ey'd Shall I compare thee to a Southern Fried? Oh, but woe is me!! I hope and hope and still hope Love is not the answer to all questions, sometimes it's 4 Trut: the mutable concoction of facts. Brittney weds, then gives husband the axe... more intense than an itching scrotum our silence is as comfortable as breathing But I have bronchitis and my chest is heaving if no one reads this, it doesn't exist, boy spongebob squarepants the movie, THE MOVIE!!!! reality is and illusion caused by a lack of alcohol ^take the 'd' off the and, i must still be drunk fate blew his way and the skies seemed bright again. But then we cried and it all seemed better And Jean, Tammy, Annie, Jon, Elvin, Sue, Nicky, Darren, and James Christopher Thomas smiled and Henry the cat lost a claw bid my blood to run, before I come undone (JCT) I'm sittin here naked And together they drank deeply of gravy and Domestos can someone write some good porno, because i'm losin the ;) I am a cabbage. NOO! Get that gravy away from me! gong show, gunn show, side show, no show Half a legue half a legue ye, spelled wrong Half a leagye onword can't speel can i? all in the valley of death rode the six hundred 'forward the light brigade charge for the guns' he said Fox in socks come, chicks with clocks come, into the valley of death rode the six hundred there might b sum kind of copyright on that, so i'll stop the beauty on the outside stays there, it does not go in the beauty on the inside will radiate out, and is so much nicer Said the bouncing blob as it bounced Boom boom boom go watch blackadder goes forth for the rest Badgers: on day they WILL take over the world, again saskia smells badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger the badgers will not be pleased with you, richard mushroom mushroom badger badger badger badger badger badger a snake a snake badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger i am the badger king Yaay, someone else likes momkey gone to heaven too And, henceforth, the shat fell from my arse into the ether stop mocking the badgers... they know where you live the show has closed the curtains are down mushroooooooooom!!!! maybe we could get this longer than hyawatha and publish it! the badgers have been prepared for the after show feast i bet you could!!!!!! mwaahahahahahahahaha *evil laugh* Manchester United are the BEST team in the world ever...!! hyawatha hyawath hyawatha hyawatha yea, richard, stop wiv the badgers.... their mine, all mine MANU R SCUM! The plinth was engraved with the words "knob" and "Jockey" lol lmao lol lmao lol lmao lol lmao lol lmao lol lmao lol u reralise this is sposed 2 b a poem, not a copy of badgerbadgerbadger.com/manu.hyawatha only... their not!!! muhahahahaha Shut up going on about badger you sad cox! chix wiv dix eat sick at six but hark, thy feet smell as does my yello couch okey dokey sonny Jim, trouser skip matey Saskia Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hyawatha?????????? wtf??? saskia wishes ;) and once i slept, then i wept With the lights out Its less dangerous He we are now Entertain us let's all laugh at saskia, and turn this into a chat room stuuf the poem The french are in a broken copper kettle on my stove no wait, i no, it's contempoary "Microsoft works" - oxymoron of the year a garage band from seattle well it sure beats matt laughes at saskia for the fun of it raising cattle saskia's gone to work haha, let's laugh again wow, its like som1 out there knows saskia My heart is torn as the girl I love leaves me once again "I have, in my hands, the weapons of Mass Debation" When will we next meet, and when embrace her in my arms? *can i My hands are empty, waiting for my love to return I hold them out, feeling the harsh air of the world The faintest breeze digs in like pins, Compared to my love's sweet, soft, supple, sensuous skin I think of her while I have mass debates She is the sun, and I am a loely planet revolving around her I would cry a tear in her absense, were it not for the fact that i live in a freekin desert Master baites, seaman staines ; great character names and haven't got enough liquid as it is they weren't the real names though 've bin researchin, and it asppears they were invented after invented after the series ended in the late 19[something]0's i personally... couldnt care less Captain Pugwash Captain Pugwash forever! Pirate Barnabus, Master Mate, Pirate Willy, Tom the Cabin Bo well i care, coz i dn't like rong facts to be circulated I've got my spine I've got my orange crush woe is me, for i have lost my love before she was found now let's write a poem, not talkabout captain pugwash charac ters …gonkast, Šrliga blŒ, genast fast, Šckligt blŒ said the strange Sweedish woman with too much time Buy, Buy, Sell, Sell, the world is not feeling well. did you know, 78% of all statistics are made up? the peach became my friend, and we grew to love one another I hope I get bobbly. Oh the chance to be bobbly. said the over grown slightly overweight hairy dwarf Ayrton Senna is no longer alive he was in Love as he went But is it as good as tuna........ through the dark and misty forest all a tremble Without warning, we all come to an end. Someday. Like we can afford this and that! When the sun goes down I wish all the colours back and he masturbating continuously Without an end without a woman or a lover too Toby Jepp loves Peanut Butter Especially with jam and ice cream pie, with a dash of cream filled roach legs poured out through a vast container of petrolieum jelly I have real feet but wooden legs and the moon swallowed us all flowing fears, flowing tears, and very big...ears! (GJAH) misty morning copyright sweet weather move from aston came the benchimus, a carreer was his crime he could not spell from aston came the benchimus But dave didn't care. He just wanted to die asap. This is MY contribution to the worlds longest poem the pillars crumbled when the ashes fell away and there she stood in the shadow of the sun, smiling but the once so bright stars in your eyes have faded and i love the smell of poontang The cold milk splashed like petrol down her new gazebo! Luckily, it wasn't loaded. Once upon a time there was a moocow, whocow, woocow "A tall man, with long, brown hair, and a beard. Jesus? o be honest, bakoy is the coolest person i know. This is a good opportunity to add a clever comment masturbation is fine but with sex you meet people whether you like them or not But this is my one and only line so many musicians, not enough time oh the drummer, as sweet as wine here I am because you have shun and now thou doesn't feel thou is numb I pray to thee, jordyn will be too dumb but not too dumb to realize what she's done because forever I shall be the one you bleed and falter and still I laugh i spy my bouncy ball in your yonder court like a crab within a badger? like my vagina today Let there be an end to this..................insanity! so you would hide from the weathered spirit that calls you and lo! the cattle doth mew a sound so eerie that the birds fell from the sky with every bounce of your ball my heart leaps beneath its shawl i sniff it and toss it back how i wish it was your hanky behind the laughter, many many tears I lick tic-tac's playing paddy wack..SNACK PACK!!! they say this is what life is like I wish I had all muh teeth What is to become of the joy in pop? perhaps superman never made any money ...and all the while i'm seeing this blue thing and thinking The poem so far is: Never trust a naked bus driver. you know, its just like anything else elegant eavesdropping mended my infinite ceiling-feeling Look in to my soul with your blue green eyes And scream aloud, "SCREW THE WORLD, ANARCHY, ANARCHY." as an adult i was abused by a child and as a child i was abused by an adult And life came to a complete halt judgement by default..burial vault? But who am I to judge a dream? i like pretty tapestries don't drive in the snow, if you don;t know where to go Reminisce of mothers baking tutulala misses her one and only poodle we want to make everyone on the world happy,including me and have belly buttons full of lint hullabaloo There's chinese whispers on the frontline New Years day I had my wicked way. chris fondled a guy cos he is well gay Everyone one is a little gay It's a spectrum, you see Infatuation Stupid Cupid (Copyright: Me) And hemp is hope, not dope. You can't get high, I swear. Look it up. Buy it, eat it, wear it. You shoud get that checked out. And he did...it was a rash of feeling in his medicated mind. And he wanted to lash out, and then he got fed up. Anarchy was the way, but then he thought, "Your chaos won't convert them" (Cake) And so, despite his best efforts, George Dubya inspired someone to vote. your inconsequential kittenishness turns me on my fingers hurt what a mad n crazy place almost feels like outer space as if life had left him alone with little plan or comfort he waltzed to the Blue Danube until his feet fell off just jack your body slowly, like a little horny pony tied to a tree, but lusting to be free meow, my pretties So, i took the fish, still alive, and bit its head off. there were vandals in the garden, and problems with powder and lasciviously did they desecrate the border And yet, when I look again, it seems to disappear omg!!!! lets not all laugh at saskia... shes cool.. unlike matt and richard who r mean Lets get to the point, lets roll another joint. oh my my, oh hell yes your touch, your feel, your sewwt caress And exactly how does that help my itchy spot?! cumbersom closet cooing All I am really looking for is fort warmth As moistya fowmed on da toitle The flugelhummer fell flat Maybe that for has lots of chocolate bars in it. beware of the jellyfish - they will steal your dreams It's not the best, let's be honest!! And never trust anything with more than 4 legs As long as the ducks r happy cross dressing is legal white covers the green august and my mom's wrath doffed grabel i love being me but do u love being you? I wonder how many refrigerators there are in America? so it was sold to a collector of little boys souls who banished it forever from the hearts of men called Bob Bob, are you a ladies man? wow!!!! i know that saskia person 2!! how cool am i?!?! haha, saskia knows herself whose saskia? she sounds cool :) burn the badgers saskia smells saskia (sass-kee-ya): this websites favourite yes, she smells of exclamation p!ay...:)hahaha matt!!! do you no the muffin man, the muffin man, muffin man? obviously not wow!!! u kno the muffin man aswell?!?! poem, poem, poem poem, pooem he's my uncle alas, the whole internet knows my name is matt nobody knows my name hi matt sorry matt, lv ya really :) alas, sum ppl know my name is Saskia! wow, thats cool:) no we don't, you smell ur uncle? really? so, ur antys married to the muffin man?!!! saskias unhappy now, and p!ay smells nice so :p aye i fink theres a saskia hater out there maybe he/her is a poet i do not hate saskia, it's just funny muahahahahahahahahahaa who cud hate sum1 like saskia- shes cool:) lol do u kno saskia?!?!? no, who is this sakia boy of whom you speak? saskia's a gitl dumas ive never heard of a gitl is it like a git? me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me!!!!!!!!!!!!! death blooms where life fails as my life begins to fail, i feel the death blooming out of it bloom bloom bloom Contrary to popular belief, babies are tasty like acne that is humanity upon the earth's supple face I like kids I like kids but I can't eat a whole one i'm eating one right now! Saskia IS a girl! what kinda lad wud want a name like Saskia prep mode and arm ready, hold position until further notice then she turned and the bloom blossomed and she walked on... smiling :) and the smile was returned (: and then they :)(: OOH YEAH! i wish to love you as if i could never love again Mortitia cried her claws out feeling depressed i was flying high the words used to explain life are plentiful and inadequate how do u tell him ur beta as friends? sum1 ansa!!!!!!! gandhi is dandy, but wicca is quicker the rabbit of chaos may never be pursued again i place my desperate tongue of desire on your cinamon ring saskias a turnip saskia takes retardedness to a whole other level lv ya squat SASKIAS THE COOLEST PERSON EVER TO WRITE POETRY :) i like fried egg sandwiches thats gross, becky, eggs r mingin i'm afraid of no ghosts Your mom likes eggs, OHHHHHH 'your mum' the most stupid saying EVER!!!! her hair shone like drool that hung on her catatonic mouth Shadowed. Mulberry black and listing. anyone know where 'your mum' came from? I knew a Saskia Sissons once. Had a lisp. Cruel world. thathkia thithonth - good name! dashing for the big thing, only hoping to lose himself Dancin' on a Friday Night SASKIA SMELLS! why are we even talking about her? mad ppl Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Dancin' on a Friday Ni ght and low came the rumble of the masses trying desperately to cling to ther last tiny shred screw you! I'm brilliant...and cool. ...with the exception of my piddling manhood then it got better than ever imagined, green became greener And then, finally fell off this is my contribution to the worlds longest poem why? strangers i sometime like to grope coo coo cachoo Slap me stupid and call me Marie because I like it. Touch me inappropriately because voices talk in your head. How is the dog who ate the man? love, love and more love and then I emerged someone take his frigging wig off Then the mouse said, "But I like cheese!" He grabbed her heaving bussom lustfully as he ravaged her. but the mouse didn't truly like cheese.. it was a metaphor. But Jess likes gay men. From : ¤Müñçhkïñ Darkness Title: Darkness Clouded in and hence the greatest discovery that mud is wet soil and so i toil Strike me ruth , a real bob mackey after all the flowers died, the answer came amid the tears go ahead, she softly moaned And weilded her sword to release his blood upon the floor Ah, Ah, Ah, Amen! Yes Kate Is Crazy As A Mug My name is George How could you hurt me, why can't you just see? He kissed her lips, the ones below If I were a pirate, I'd wright you name in the sea I am so glad there's no dead cow meat, inside me! "compromise?" he said, "do I look French?" One sock is all you need when you travel although, she was spikey, she was obviously not the spikiest she purrs as loud as a tractor that ploughs a field Been there seen nothing but your absence and I then I felt so bored that I bought myself a goldfish Coo coo cachoo Mrs Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know A woah woah woah I have blood on my hands! ...and it is not the blood of ages, but the blood of man - his head so fragile and wobbling strangely on a small neck Though Man underestimates the power of ages and the blood that's right I'm a surgeon He does have a good shindig every now and then The boy stood on the burning deck and Liam Riordan left and broke my heart still i shall live to fight another day but tommorow's just a wish away and getting further and further away blood is life, or so they say not true is say, for love is this The pigeons danced around me as I wept I think I've fallen in love with one of them Just like that geezer from Swan Lake the lubricant slipped from our poorly moisturised hands... Honey, how I love honey, let us rejoice at its existance! then the fat one spoke about the lanky streak of piss then she fondled his hood and went in for the kiss Only one can whistle dixie when the orkest is playing arjan's song We'll eat him up this a swedish sausage in a monkey barrel why do I always pick the path of most resistence? fucking the worlds most beautiful females tell me not that you love when all you know is lies tell the truth, you don't have to remember what you said our imperfections make us beautiful anyway, sweet cherub Like a comet, hurtling towards the earth: unstoppable cracked, broken, shattered. oh wow... little pieces of glass tra llaaa llaa, singing in the shower water, tra laa laaaaaa how many more lines?? A mere 3002, forsooth Ahh and yet, one must become the change forthwith The story of true love is but a myth for the change will yet again sweep us Like Lady Di, rotting in a Parisian morgue la la la la la la la i love charlie la la la la la la Like Lady Di, rotting in a Parisian morgue snails wander by as i lay awake...smiling la la la la miriam is my friend like a drive-by flogging wondering what the next night of passion will hold. What will I hold. My feeline gestures are wasted. i have no friends my names sophie and i love charlie guest-stoke bishop,englan i love a named sophie, and i hope one day she can be mine i spend hours of my life thinking of her, imagining myself holding her in my arms imagining if she is more similar than her twin imagining if she is a better fuck than her twin imaganing................................................... As he struggled against the handcuffs, I slowly unzipped his cardigan and tickled his tummy with my deep red nails ARROWS: The game of kings i screamed like a fool gone south then i went north and screamed again one word : SASKIA!!!! hur-hur Your wife she wore a veil, to hide her ugly face and the blue shot straight up, against the pressed glass he grasped her ecert nipples in his hands and sucked he grasped her erect nipples in his hands and sucked there, they fucked, long and hard until they had become one in all but matter which never really happens anyway Why do the birds mock me? is it because i am blonde? the dreams in which im dying are the best i ever had i find kinda funny, also kinda sad No it is because I look like the nerd bird. an epiphany: I am the awesomest awesome that ever awesomed The sun rose and shone over Torpoint because Freud said so while engrosed in two small identical albino parsnips also with a pie and a bag of chips and she never went there again, but only to love. could bring her back from the edge of the cheesy mashed spud standin by the bustop, with my shopping in one hand There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Dancin' on a Friday Ni ght Cannons, to the left of them, Cannons, to the right of them Coo coo cachoo Mrs Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know, A woah woah woah Burninating the countryside Burninating the peasants TROGDOR! And his split Love filled every page of his Journal and then God said there are many paths up a mountain but only one view ooooh welcome as many as you can and flamingos are the most handsom things in the world Ding dong, the cake is done, rejoice, here come the coconuts and the princess awoke from this waking dream When I lie awake at night, these thoughts won't let me rest and i get dust on my eyeballs and i get dust on my eyeballs from staring at the ceiling I'll be in my tent having a martini with a lizzard BRANDON AND LULU FOREVER i love her because beauty is power just like a gun is power an amazing phenomenon that can wrench hearts & move worlds I'm drivin fast now, don't think i know how to go slow because I want to save the world well ashes turn to ashes so fuck you mom Stop the war and illegal occupation! I love my little cat I do, his coat is oh so warm and with war will this popinjay survive? "your warm cat has my popinjay" cried out the lonesome man all to hell cats and birds only the strong dogs survive!! the lick of the dog; pure joy upon my hand "bird land! bird land!" take this forsaken crime and shove it up your ass! enough to bring a salty ears must eventually tir of being the nucleus Because I got sooooo trashed last night! if you don`t I swear to hear, a reindeer eating off my ear And potatoes were rolling around above the ground like hedge Welcome to Cape Town :) Will she pass us - taint litely! Hauh, hauh, hauh Put that thing away before it pokes someone's eye out My shoes are too tight yet I am still able to stay loose The setting sun is soooooooo sad a raindrop once did wonder, whenceforth comes the thunder? but I'm afraid today is NOT gonna be the day it's TEE WHANA, you're so white mom alas my dear where have u sprung from find your pink panties and set them alight, black dear girl! my eyes were beams of stoned and it was good You wish to be me, but me is not at all what I wish to be it is not when or where but whom with as the mango flurry smoothed over the velvet glove i cried Paris, France and Pittsburgh, PA are the best cities ever! Butchie Katt wants to be anarchy! and then it became clear... the meaning of life is... Butchie Katt wants to be anarchy!! bastards!!! bastards everywhere!!!! to be free. of everything. the deer's look said "you bitch" after i bumped him with my these reprecussions would be irreversible Snap sNap snAp snaP Crackle pop went the cereals in my breakfast bowl she was so ugly i began to melt Bent double in pain he will eat cheesecake on this day from my cold dead hands http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/ shall I vomit light and correspondence ----------------------Pause Poem---------------------------- while my abused eyes can scarcely believe their fate Intermission; 30 minutes! Please visit our snack bar Treat yourself to some ice cold Santorum Enjoy the Rest of the Poem! ---------------------Resume Poem------------------------ Once I pooped on a picture of George W. Bush ; I fled with glee atop my trusty bicycle 'twas cold, my nose became an icicle the skies loomed dark and the rain came and then the wind whipped round me nethers and then i happened upon a lass for lonely george Do you KNOW who I am!? like, whatever wee-oooo I look just like buddy holly 'twas a dark, dark night and the wind was HOWLING outside he took me in his arms and said What the fuck was that??? it was a cat. it was the fucking cat in the hat the cat did a piddle in the middle of the floor the middle of the floor the dirty whore i do not know i only think ....sometimes.... sometimes is not often enough, choose to choose forever why hasn't Zach learned to drive; even the birds wonder this through the endless winter, endless winter, the endless wint the popinjay returned and said 'blimey' 'you've all been busy since yesterday' my ex-boyfriend's had a sex change (it's true) but what indeed of the popinjoy? The POPINJOY... long forgotton. And the apples of doom defeated the cow Be my past, my present, my future, my life, now and ever ! Even so I couldn't resist myself. and yet the stars still hung somewhere in that sky she slowly licked the tip of his pikestaff. ow, she exclaimed, and blood trickled down her lips five in three that daemon was me My beans are burning for a fat donkey, what about the fucking popinjoy whats become of it him her oh my }the/earth/is/a/fishbowl{ ellie slipt on jelly in one welly on her belly she is smelly triona o'loughlin lived in a little house on the prayer the wind swept my golden locks from my forehead and i could see again the poppinjoy was growing for fear of the terrie bull island so i cried again for another tear on the lake would make it overflow and we could have a river again and again and again Silent dew drops dangle down and sense the wrath of dog if only i were like the poop in joy!!! The sparkle in your eyes... Is it a star? Is it the moonlight? Is it the reflection of my love for you? jimmy stewart and cary grant are singing a song in heaven but bing crosbey is gnashing his teeth in hell paces quickened until the two sets melded into one and we all smile, we all sing bing bing bing, what a terrible thing! I AM THE POPINJOY!!! Saskias in the house! woo-hoo! c'mon! whoo-hoo!! AND I AM ALL ALONE ON MY ISLAND viva forever ever lasting, like the sun who the hell is saskia? she smells by the look of the poem but u have the internet, so ull never truly b alone! :O saskia is well cool... u best belive it I think one day Saskia will be famous. Just not now. but MATT, wow, he's so cool, he doesnt need 2 be famous u jus wait n c! wen im famous ull be like wow! its saskia!!! yes matt, u keep tellin urself that! lv u really :) hey! just cos u "lv me" doesnt mean it doesnt hurt :'( i sorry, 4gve me? xx saskia likes saying random and sumtimes it annoyes me but i errrrr... no oscar the octopus liked to rollerskate oh!!! but but but but but... MATT :'(!!!!!! up and down the street he'd go on his tentacles of eight if u dont like saskia ur crazy mother fucers one day he entered in a race but didnt win first prize the centipede was faster now there's a big surprise cus shes so cool and just minted Callums cool :) BEG! BEG GODDAMNIT, sed the crow Can Cherries grow in Scotland?! martin dance luvs apples matt forgives saskia for bein so evil. grudingly (if he could spell it) martin dance is gay im gay with matt as he always said "oranges are not the only fruit". i didnt hear a single "BOLLOCK" I'm not happy uuu but u dont do it begrudgingly, cuz u love me so stop frontin Anthony Gells is the best school in the world well, it isnt but cool people go there :) where did all the poem go? yes, we know ur sad dancy, so shut up! reaching for eternity, children bleeding in the morning And I screamed: "where 's my line?" Where is my piece of this eternily poem? And tears came out of my head the devil bears the angel who fell out of my head the nighting gale danced with the demon in the deep dark chasms of bellowing fire flapping her wings to stimulate all of the other birds Allright I really want it Oh yeah I gotta have it forward and forward and never stopping forward stop Eat cheese, drink milk. will this ever end get down off yur horse and drink yur milk Only jokin Saskia, you don't smell really (much) is that you john wayne? Don't know about those freinds of your though............... is that me Jackie Chan is John Wayne (Shanghai Noon - great film) Coo coo cachoo Mrs Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know, A woah woah woah fill your hand you son of a bitch He's behind you Tip for todat - don't eat yellow snow When I was a wee wee tot It was cool, like an emu's cold palm And it got cooler the further he ran He ran where aubergines flourished and pickled the streets Where raninbows shimmered and swam I love you forever ...Your my mam mmm ok richard, kinda old now. SASKIAS COOL :D lets not get TOO carried away now saskia give up on Saskia - it's as exciting as cold gravy COLD GRAVY!? do they sell that on tesco's online? i think we should ignore Saskia, because it is getting old COLD GRAVY!? do they sell that on tesco's online? and she just won't shut up we are here to write a poem people, not talk foiled what-the-fuck-ever T'was a dark, dark night, and the wind was HOWLING outside! A tree fell down and broke my hamsters water bottle HARK! I yelled, not knowing what it meant I ate a banana, and slapped her with the skin all she sed was: "thank god it wasnt a pineapple" And through gin-stained eyes he saw her, and cried; Oh, my alcoholic lover. "why are you an alcoholic" I cried To which she replied "because I drink a lot" Drink and be Merry - for tomorrow we ........ Iambic pentameters my arse he said with pride!!! sighed And sighed again! Sometimes I forget what I am doing. The moon is like a turkey pancake Full of motely heartache so her 15minutes is over? o well it was fun while it lasted desperate times call for jonas-style changes to your ass an thou dost creatist thine parting words of lament Stomach lining appears to be red & inflamed I AM THE ONE...........but the kid is not my son. ...And the hedgehog woke up But soft! What glass from yonder window breaks? Romeo - Romeo - Wherefore is my Romeo? said the illiterate, misquoting Shakespeare Nasty! So that the cheese eating fish may bake cakes Have you raced my whippet's wotsits? I ate a smelly pig and he was gay Note to self: get wart cream for this giant wart on my ass. And the angels did sing, and Satan did rock on. Violet snowflakes in a cloudless sky Am I dreaming or am I awake; a dreamer afraid of awakening.. and all but me seemed to move on Her feathers became all foofed and bumfled with peen glee. As I said this to my little boy, a Popinjoy is in you....... eating your innards from within to without i once had a date with a guerilla named frank lived with his mom in an old fish tank and he was a mellow fellow and one day we went out to play and he was gay With bricks and stone and mud and clay i hate sunday nights And truly a more random thought was ne'er said. The End. But really, it was only the beginning... Of the end. Which is now. and there shall be no more Bollocks Indeed. Then I met you, Xok, at the big black rock, With purple lichin and Samuri Jack I hate Mondays Game Over. Please insert 25c to continue *Blink* dont waste the quarter... trust me Save the quarter! Spend whales! Save a cow, eat a vegetarian! Hah, you silly boy, you think you're so damn cool save a tree eat a beaver Can't breath feet stuck to floor and thats why drugs are bad 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 SNIFFFFFFFFFFF....BLEACH CRYSTALS i am like a mirror of myself you didnt need the last 2 developers, shoulda been 35 times but they were the hook The light fades to black as your brain begins to die... The darkness sweeping over you Like mold, rotting away your sanity. ...leaving you with a cold, blank stare... A teardrop of blood hits the floor. Never thought a heart could break without making any sound A self-inflicted wound to distract you from The mind-numbing noise scarring your thoughts. Another To pass the time wasted by the seemingly endless curse. He'll never be what i want him to be: My everything get off my hippo! YOUR HIPPO?! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe maniac laugh maniac laugh maniac laugh There once was a man from nantucket When she blinked her eyes, a tear ran down her cheek i said a man not a woman we would surely prevent scurvy if we all ate an orange silver month however, the crux of the biscuit is the apostraphe AND NO SINGING For the eternal call of the frightend beaver will be heard. spandex is a priviledge, not a right GOOD i don't want any and the night will erupt as the life of the forest die An itch you can't scratch. ah... the product of hours of irrational, objectionable, faulty, rambling crap. An endless torment from the pits of Hades polluting your mind with the stench of idiocy. whats that smell... taco bell or maybe not ? What is left at the end? Maybe a tulip? or a Crack Pipe? But no, we had no bananas Or a dung beetle with an attitude problem But 'Lo!' I said, as I took his hand and his name was smelly Ben i said you are the one, the one for me, and damn do i hope y i said you are the one, the one for me i hope you can see... who, paradoxically, did not smell at all And if he had smelled, I would have taken delight and danced with cheese And they lived happily ever after. The End. And hark! mine eyes doth see the Popinjoy returning. ¿PORQUE? ESTES MI QUESO.. no hablo español. El queso está viejo y mohoso Alas, my love for long poetry will take but a mere line Such beautious sweet of everlasting flowers sings within me she said and awoke from a beautiful dream my teeth ache with schadenfreude Gimme munchies now. flibba flub, jim in atub Do get in and we can play rub a dub dub... So pour in those exotic potions, those devlish lotions, hey, where art thou hands? mine eyes are not keen to finding them, but my bum doth feel an intrusion "Beware, beware" said the demon to his angel And my mind get black and my eyes were closed and i fell can we try to make this rhyme? like quick lime yea verily is the popinjoy time Please accept and print my line For many mice doth a cheese into melting scaffold make. I would my line were not just a mistake; Whose cows are these? To fly they must be winged, And given voice that wondrous song be singed. What pie? I did not touch your pie - this is a frisbee. chortling the name "bodo illgner" in his sleep + The world is my oyster, to be eaten by phallic devils and feast with spewing mouths will thay, until the skys fall is quite a lovely though, pondered I.... mmm think i'll poo! with perfumed flesh mutely adoring corns flicker callously with threatening force on my bunions The cat sat on the mat wherupon he was raped by a chinese rat and that was the end of my contribution to that Monkey's dreams are very bizzare..yes they are send hate mail to diemausausdersendungmitdermaus@hotmail.com sometimes they dream they are tending the bar sometimes they dream they are driving a car sometimes they dream they are flying a jet but they are not allowed to.... at least not yet all of these dreams are very bizzare especially the one where they are tending the bar. Monkey's dreams are very bizzare..yes they are corn-plasters, corn-plasters - where for art thou?? But not as bizzare as a woodchuck chucking wood corn-plasters, corn-plasters - where for art thou?? oh my hat.......... why oh why does it happen to me? i think I'll go and have a wee in the thrall of the barn owl the night jar sang pick a bottle off the table, peel the label, tell a fable Of all the god's my favourite is Simon...God of hairdo's. I used to fight with kids from other estates Now 8mm settle debates then grim reaper said goodnight pigeon goodnight crow The pinapple pool was cloudy and cool, the cool boy swam. Love is like a rollercoaster baby! And I'm on the low before the steep slow climb i wanna sing sing sing, the dog just farted THE POEM HAS ENDED! GO HOME! IF YOU ARE, GO AWAY! thankyou The end is not near So many words - so little time the wicked sky shrouded this space in snow as the Zarragosa torpedoes hoved into view The Captain sat and ate his stew sail away to white shores and beyond... ...the greenest land... ...under a swift sunset sky. While I help to create the world's longest poem Whilst I enjoy an enormous Shephards pie made from the finest yorkshire sheep herders YoU rOcK mY fAcE oFf! cried the little doggie as he winced blue & purple on you Today i saw you in a different light and the duck quacked and there was much rejoycing!! how much more do we have to listen to This poem on sale at ebay - hurry stocks low! Last night I dreamed that my hand had been severed at the wr ...ist, and I didn't care! With my love for Nature we are better off as friends. six simple words. once upon a time... lets re-start the whole thing!! Damn, I would really love some cheese curds God, you're all a bunch of nerds I want to have sex with a lemon For i only miss you between heartbeats They killed Kenny! You bastards!!! I'm not dead, I'm just takin a break And so my heart broke from its frozen state her face You showed up with whats-his-face and his whatcha-callit too and so the monkey ate the bannana a gentle sigh caressing his lips as he plunged the needle in should quiet fall i shall be loud Saskatchewan is flat and where I live In Canada ink freezes in the pens Thanks to a Phoenix that brought Matt and I together Feb 14 So I guess we're not really finished - I hope we'll never be you all are just pawns in my game of self improvement. living a lie can only be denied as long as you live it well leave it 2 me 2 watch as you fall. leave it 2 me 2 do nothing at all. "Dude, you coughed up on my foot", said the popinjay. when the red red robin came bob bob bobin along shoot the bastard oh sweet yet sorrow morrow of the days I bought a monkey said the blind man peeing in the wind How's your mom? We went out. I am flaming mass of pudding I am pudding flambe Tapioca, chocolate, vanilla, and pistachio I am the pudding of the world (ha ha) Call the Fire Brigade!!!! Now where do I get this luscious pudding? I have got a secret for you Swiss-miss and Jell-o They make the pudding They make the pudding of the world. Scotch Mist you mean You poor thing - your typing finger is stuck, but never mind for love is blind - you poor demented smuck I C U R I C U B I C U R 2 Y'S 4 ME send them down, send them ALL down The Popinjoy then killed the evil clown and when they came, i had gone But don't be worried my little pawn This game of chess will not last long There has never been an ugly blue I like red, I like red, some like it hot, but I like it red the silvery moon burst into a knife thrust of sickening colo But, his mother just would not have approved but the cheese still remains strong and then the mad donkey ran accorss the white Lawn Jesus Wept Or did he? I see red, I see red, I see red THE OCEAN WAVES AND THE EARTH PEOPLES and the gay man jabbed into the moon Moaning to a dream in the passenger seat, lemons were left we came, we saw, we did, we died. life. This is the thought I thought I'd lost, Until the day it came to cross. One in a million...perfect and amazing. Mr. Funnypants? Are you in there? I hate people who use : ) EMOTICONS. : ) ; ) : ) ; ) : ) ; ) who's shaking it now, grandmama? said the cyclest to snowball "there is nothing left to say" as honest as a minister at a funeral botoz to you then waht the fudge is botoz u freak i found the thought you thought you lost or so i thought i'll give you my shoe and tell you a story ...the story started ,"the duck was yellow and..." every moon is a memory We thought you was a toad !?! every memory the sun That got squashed on the road the sun is a star on Hollywood boulevard (silent d to rhyme) They harked SHHHEEEEEAAAARRREEEERRRR shearer, shearer. But then I realised, they meant She Ra, princess of power actually Vera, Vera what has become of you nothin it was a dark and stormy night nothin Never Heard of it, Janet!! Who's your girlfriend, Super L! But ignore the above: for what comes next is true. LINDSAY WAS MY FIRST LOVE, SHE WAS IN MY CLASS As I dance I sigh a heavy sigh, there is noone to dance with apart from that smelly guy called smith giant spiralling question marks jump through hoops Glistening green drops of dew drizzled suggestively off her torquiose scaled merbitch tail as she flicked at her peach coloured shell shethed bosoms to arouse her nipples And Larsson hit the onion bag from all of 30 yds I ma secretly in love with an angel Yes Henrik the Angel of Parkhead I miss my Will,I have no will,Come my love, will you Will? she knelt and quick as a flash i stuck it up her ass And Liam Miller said Thank you Alex You want to walk a mile in my shoes, me old son from what happened last time, he truly learnt One with no shoes is unhappy until one sees one with no feet A little diddy 'bout Jack and Diane, 2 American kids Miss America, I'm here... and alas, my woe parts, thy bosom Adam sucks my ass Thy turban, turban!, imparteth unto my nostalgic sentiment hay i am a cow today Whilst Jane tattooed her body with a thousand words but I thought you meant a hamguin? is it free? OR FOR NO CHARGE Dookie perfect, well not entirely perfect But life is full of twist & turns - I guess we'll wait & see Granny Smiths are much nicer gently raging, ageing and plagerising I DON'T BELIEVE IT! a lifetime of writing was taking it's toll I have no cat, I'm like a dog, where are you Kat ? Kat is Capitalism... the root of all evil And Jonny and his threesomes played a storming set! Finishing with the hit Mad Woman Margaret with the most mental daughters in all the land They travel far, they travel near both of them are fond of the beer And the Popinjoy, once again did appear behind the bike sheds where the girls all play With his big red kidney bean wiper and his balls the size a3 and then he decided to do some bag work oH oH Diane I fell for Christina on the road to Liverpool she picked me up and dusted me off she leaned over and tossed him off Then she gave me a bang on the ear Chicken on a wild wire with green hands, and everyone in harpenden started to cheer you´re so disco its hurts rock´n´roll and disco in a sweet combination Saskia Saskia Saskia Saskia Saskia Saskia Saskia Saskia Sa.. SASKIA!!! love from matt y is this stupid thing still going??!!!! I don't know I'm a poet... and i didn't realise!!! Retarded children of the world will stand united under God sing hallelujah you silly sod will you be my excaliber, sy you will I throw rocks at retarded kids and it makes me feel better will you be my excaliber, say you will shamon mary is a legend what a sham i'm still just a rat in a cage i walk with an alcoholic swagger and a big bag of smoke to adpt to the anarchy, dats da antidote the day is new, the hour is fresh, love is sweet in a sky of ink and diamond stars red headed jennifer flew to mars and though she was quick, small as a mite she failed to fly as high as a kite....PLOP joe is oh so loco has anyone seen my cat and then Pam kissed me. It was divine. Our tongues and kisses flowed like wine in vino veritas and the moon will shine Blitzt's z Züri? im momänt scho! Aght mein leibschein! MATT!! love from Saskia!!! n its still goin on cuz im COOL!! cool... saskia... saskia... cool... Yeh! Cool as COLD GRAVY :D lol cool...matt...cool...matt..cool :D were so cool:D hey! dont cheek cold gravy Back to the poem guys! Chat lines on the other channels shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's ohh soo QUIET shhhh shhh how long is any other poem? we musta dun it by now?!?! then i go get some pops And the band played a polka with dots and everything headshot the haxor. headshot the nub. rub a dub dub three men in a tub headshot the lamer with a toaster in his tub! That will teach him I must insist you stop yanking my crank The flower moved, peacefully, gracefully, full of peace and All its petals fell off The sound of silence drippeth from yonder window pane have one for the road. Here's mud in your eye! Then we dual 'til one should die as i eat my young like the rat i am i smell my blood Thrust harder cried the women on her back, while rubbing her clit front and back neurons fire like trees perspire though shalt not eat thine own boogers Poop on Wednsday is not sin only if its in a bin is it a sin C: Dos, C:Dos Run, Run Dos Run! And Dos did spin on dew of spiders web but only faintly so I said, " I'm too insane for all this sanity" at night, alone, I think what if.... can you feel the "uugghh" of my pelvis ? i stunk real bad We've got to save the school from an unseen horror farts? botoz? You'd look more attractive with two live ducks on your head. For love is undying and i will love you forever i think wee should see other people enil ru hsilbup 2 dns no kilc sretcarahc 06 xam .ylno enil 1 the desk reflected her bosom Daniel is a one-eyed Vietnam veteran it was made out of plastic coca cola is not for rocka anda rolla You see, said he, I fear I am on dope. and so i ate him. so what? eat me... can't you see that my tie's too wide? no one sees the incongruity! ...so I said to her "Screw you. I dont need you!" and I left if a penis had wings would ducks still fart? The pretentiousness only surpassed by this poem. I was a poet and didn't know it.... at the time Hambone, Hambone, have you heard? Mekka, lekka, hiney ho ho ho Erica Loves Will. her current shined electric she drank the vodka from her lisp worship power from your tongue and I will not live in fear, or fear living in itself An bhuil tú go maith? And he asked me in a whisper, Do you have any sisters? Good God almighty says I to him What sort of a man do you think I am, I've only one She's not your type She wouldn't dance the reel in the flickering light A ninja princess, she put up a great fight. A champion jelly wrestler sure to delight Angus was his name as he stood close to the flames and got burnt iN THE GOOLIES COS HE WAS WEARING A KILT The Finance Director said you could grow tomatoes in here and he was rong A mother told her son You could grow potatoes in them ears Tomatoes, Potatoes, Potaitas, Tomaitas, Yeah Whatever!! if u do grow them in ur ears, DON'T eat them, or do, wateva! melancholy nights and plastered smile days old men and moldy chairs fill my head with strange thoughts and unfamiliar ways yet amid the bleak haze, i find you. Click back lightning track soldier cracks the moon touch me there and i shall quiver And no one knew about my baggy sweater thing And bigmouth strikes again have a good night to tooth my paste in a human face Yet the boy had a thorn in his side ow Said Liam Millar When Alex straddled him Nobody knows im stoned nobody knows im stoned Yet everyone must get stoned Fire when Gordon's in range Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body He's RUNNOFT ! they're trying to flush you out Impetuous boy. Anyway, who wants to live forever ? Oh Fuck Ami Obak! well done well done carry on as you were I believe Elvis lives Today is a New Day Elvis RUNNOFT He's done the highland fling! When you stand up for truth, you cannot lie! Fill my bath with soggy weetabix baby...ooh yeah and so they all slept forever! will you ever, ever will you the man with the cyanide smile had teeth as white as snow Adam Bleakley bums dogs Everythin below is a lie johnny ashton cant bum anything Need a good website? www.adambleakleyanimalporn.com/dogs everything below is a lie jonny ashton has a big cock jonny ashton has a penis jonny fancy's girls Adam uses his ping pong bats to spank Rob the lying ends here jonny ashtons penis is noy circumcised jonny uses his spikes to giv women orgasms my names is jonny ashton and i think mrs wood is so fit What good is a firm ripe apple when its inside is corroded I love you Jonny, from Mrs Wood corroded by its own poisonous seeds that only give comfort to the worms and filth Nothing wrong with jonny's seed Apart from the fact he is a jaffa Got my spine I've got my Orange Crush Its the end of the world as we know it Call me when you try to wake her up She will say wake me up before you Go Go In a Careless Whisper last Christmas there was mistle toe and wine You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot Things are'nt as bad as they really are. any idiot could do this work Will young is crap the management of the accounts is run by morons slap heads always gain kudos for doing nothing the penguin and the giraffe combined will create? Passionate eagle-eyed cherry kingfisher love man BUT NO BUT NO BUT NO HE IS 6 FT OK Yes Alex a big man you are indeed said Liam Miller And thats just your big wap alex Did you have a good half day janet? Liam wrote that woe to the soul who cannot feel pity yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but shut up I want that one Yeah I know our idols are marie celestes and hindenburgs OK OK this is just NOT working. Let's start again oh my gosh, i am such a stupid ho Mais ou est alle mon haricot vert? The silver-dewed frost wafted on, unpreturbed. but then i woke up fuck you asshole The silver-dewed frost wafted on, unpreturbed. For tepid be the waters of chastity... Yet warm be the uncertainties of LOVE check my invincible, poem typin slef shamone!!!!! I'm a sexy little otter, my name is Joey Ramone! if only life was this good all the time But if it was this good would we still have to rhyme? I'll miss you until I see you again. You are with me. and then little miss muffet got paid for gettin laid I canny find me shoes I canny find me lurvely purple shoes you give the creeps to crusty little birds nay and I say it again, nay roses r red gras is green i luv u legs n the fings in betwen Racecar spelled backwards is indeed still Racecar enough of this - lets all race to the bar and crying, crying into the green screens of sonar to live freely is to be naked yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but shut up And yet, he hath said, let there be more- but not too much For too much nothing is all but everything to a fool... twos a winters morn that she wore blue draws i LIKE grape juice but only with a frail old moose i left one and fell in love with another....dentist must be something to do with their white coats and the way they ask me for suction this job does it for me...and their accents i was lost but now im found and i am found by a lost person God doesnt care if you say GODAMNSHITMOTHERFUCKERSHITGODAMN he wants your heart. you already have his Why is it so hard to be loved by perfection? feel free to try prayer life- God's extravagant plan to get us to talk to Him (pal) i love Jesus, go to church and drink whisky with Jesus the end. Altius et Latius I do not know what is to come, but all of ye be forewarned. The day will come soon my dear, in gold we'll be adorned. right now this is the seventy-third page of poetry. with so many different words it looks just like debris, trees's gently swaying in the breeze remind me of you i tighten my belt yet you still slip inside or even a portion of the Adriatic Sea god is an architect creating all that kills and rapes, damning the fags to hell. her own children And I was like, "Good gracious, ass-a bodacious" i am so incredibly turned on by my girlfriend. may her flesh rot in hell let there be rock a giant ghastly monster fart if only I were a ninja, then I could eat a ton of hot dogs sliding down the throat of an enormous rat which brings me great enjoyment then the popinjoy arose like a phoenix from the ash And Stephon will deck the rafters of Madison Square Garden And then, Richard said to the Pope: And then, Richard said to the Pope: Pope, why how you doin? Pope said "I be floatin' and flying" The popinjoy will become a wonderful mother Save me! cried the Pope to the cat only if her womb is ready does it even matter? but of course came the reply. of course pigs can fly! and kittens can talk "Yeah..." said the kitten, ".. and you're fat! and the popinjoy's miraculous comeback was thwarted! though the pig was terribly warted he still managed to sweet talk is way to some ranch sauce You shouldn't clean "down there" with gum floss said jesus to the wise men The pope turned his head and said, flee diddle dee come now, purple sparkly jesus! And so it would appear, The colour most adored by nutters is PURPLE Thou shalt writhe, purple-hewed maltworm! You see, prple is the colour of RANDOM Bombs were dropped at random... Argh, Random has been destroyed! A rose is too sweet, let me chop off your feet Look up at the stars to see purple guitars Chasing the dragon and pantaloons with stars on oh, for a barrel! ...that I may roll it out but, you know, there's nothing better than a nice cup of tea wild, i have found the tales of my fathers and sons i would feel nothing anymore if we kissed, a huge bruise Is the world not a sadder place for the loss of hatred? the wispy tendrils of a love lost, wave around my heart he wondered, Has this really a sense ? And all the days shall merge as one, love eternal. and looking up into the crimson sky...I think of Jonas And lo, the life lives on, forever my love! forever! Get up, a get get get down 911 is a joke in yo town ..forever is never acid again, acid again, never acid again, For I sit upon my cloud and think of killing the daisies whats your excuse knob? Life is an std which is invariably fatal licking the wounds, kissing the bruises inside of you the firebird runs swiftly on the wire And I sweated, he grimaced, I cried and so commented the giraffe to the sqwark Tears reflecting giraffe jugulars impaled the dirty soil 3 LINES ON HIS SHIRT! *LIONS! as deers do The wind did flourish sparkly snowflakes 'round and all will point and stare the goose who's loose about this hoose.... at the goose who's loose about this hoose.... ooh croissant ooooh oooh be excellent to each other and party on dudes!! tengo que mejorar mi inglés cunt shit mother fucker penis And my heart will always long for that one! the little brown cornflake Why? My dog was never my best friend although he did lick my face Saskia's Cool!!! and cold gravy is yummy!!! You lick the cold, soft marshmellow teeth of the alligator my love is denied so I watch the sunset alone have i become a love hater? let us dance to the dial tone they call him a pirate 'cause he has a peg leg but he will be my baby daddy some day i like mittens and small kittens STFU if you were a hot dog would you eat yourself? Double posters are teh sux And double with two tea cups Where dost my poptart go? You can have your baby when you put my foot behind your head i love you with all my heart, even more so when we're apart, underneath it all lies the sly ghost of imperfection anal sex is messy i love you use protection how genious was that last line by the way, marks out of 10? The cat sat on the Mat "Look over there!" and the dish ran away with the spoon. life is one big party, dance like never before what would jesus do...for a klondike bar? And 'tis not yet the end Neither is this forever and ever this poem is long Pökarekare ana, ngä wai o Waiapu, Whiti atu koe hine marino Today is the day I will stop masturbating. I need to improv e myslef. No more masturbation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *myself She paused to fully take in the impact of his meaning Noel Murphy is a cunt which is an affront I would give my right hand to be ambidextrous Sorry to be blunt I have given my right hand to your mums sweaty, scabrous box The 2 princess Auroras & princess belle went to the ball gimme gimme gimme fried chicken! the sea monkey stole my money a man after midnight he was my summer, slowly winter came. Slipping away over ice made of tears he may be wonky, but he's still my baby and threw it on the floor when funds are low and debts are high, you want to smile but with gratitude he offered him some dope and goose chunks filled the skies yes methinks adding lines is still a possibility snowy My favourite character in friends in Joey glasper is a gimp for alas I was young and I needed the cash and Faeries danced in glades so green Cheese! Cheese! It's all made of cheese! And quickly he was down the rope Forever lost, forever more (or less) for the gay vickers wife is worth a grope! women, women....all snakes with legs, one bite of the apple is all it took, The clones of Newark danced in the streets, ickety slippet smashed on a round rock, juicy juice juice or don't, and see if I care! he is no dog he's a dolpihin The azure skies of blue... they make me melancholy. Dang! It's true. coffee is good, coffee is yummy, i love coffee! Amanda Berg Loves Aaron Moline.. Pray spool me my velcro humperdinck oh flesh smelted teezle! Sweet Amanda Bereft of imagination, all love but no poetry?! It's the wrong trousers Grommit!!!! The Wrong Trousers!!!!!! The day is cold and grey but the diary is bright & exciting. Parity of esteem between the two offices please,upgrade Upgrade Janet!! Upgrade Janet!!! I never wanna manage the accounts of the management in your dreams (wet ones big laddd) I never wanna manage the accounts of the management Lend me some doobs Friends Romans Countrymen Lend me some doobs The junction for 1 pint and a piss Up The Tatts Noel Murphy is a Cunt ARSE Any idiot can this job even that cunt Noel Murphy The Land of Women I have time and again found, and in an abundance of breasts, drowned hark! hark! here me roar as I am an infidel yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ...And on her grave these words were scrawled: i'm sorry, you all knew i was ill though ...face it it's crap without me With each day a new bird cunt and selina clayton of chandlers ford, cried out i am bored so i'll eat some munt my farts smell like atkins pancake batter, but better I went to shit and the hogs ate me. pope you need some soap As the cars go by, I just break down and cry moon goon spoon tune loon "You know you want to hit this" says the Platypus I ran around naked to see if they made fun of us Your act so fly when your so-called hunny walks by that you trip and fall on your face, into a cowpie whatever happened to the popinjoy? poop poop poopy poop poop poopy poopy POOP tongue scratch a puppy this world is wrong and i don't know how to fix it but popinjoy can roll and rix it when i think about you I touch myself I touch it softly, softly and the world falls away And so, as it were, she slowly caressed her saturated vagina breaking for the titalation of a swollen cock, she sighs. with a bag of mini-kisses i stole from the refrigerator moss hanging from branches spidery, fragile i never knew until yesterday the purple void scared me Everyone should be a little more like me. Oh how the PFB does fret to see her fish caught in a net drowning, breathing, flying, dying im bored....someone write something back add meee Burton_babe792@hotmail.com speak only well of people and you need never whisper for if you are foul, they will swiftly kick your ass A painful arse is always a bad thing Never go to Texas, never go to Texas all coming back to me said the blind man peeing in the wind I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN Boobies are nice to squeeze and love drink Jones Soda, they said to me, yum I replied back it's not my fault a brain I lack, Or how i'm stuck with a popinjay in a shitty shack Or reading poems that have gone to shat Singing sweet nothings, I turn back I cry and I scream and I beg... This is all about love death food sex but does anybody ever wonders about the popinjay Is the popinjay full of joy? I laugh with the eyes of the tiger in the treetop but when a man loves a woman all is lost and the pain is too much of a cost why did i have to fall into the pile of poo she says! when filled with emotions, im faced with regret with my hands around your throat, i think i hate you but he dreamt of being naked in Delia Smith's garden to die in love, is to not die at all but to love death is just plain wrong It's too late for I'm sorry broken and bruised i run to you to men my heart and I sit, breathless, by the light of the moon there is no joy you cannot attrition Lured by the lushness of the country Eating too many monkeys was my problem [blank space] they were to hairy, mary was the biggest im a mutha f****in G.I.M.P They will never love me as much as I do them. It's a dream beat the life out of a stupid mexican Yet I continue to dream, to ponder, will it be so? Suddenly the cops pulled up outside the conman's house And I promise that you will be there or maybe just a goat when the heart broke, the tears flowed and the blood spilled AAGH! A MOTH! DON'T LET IT FLAP AT ME! The shark circles below; it's worse than the coming attack I shrugged. "But what can you say?" He sighed. "Alas." I know someone called Saskia but it can't be the same person Can WHHHHOOOPing cough give you writers block? WHHHOOP! WHHHOOP! And there it is. Rhythm is a dancer "I found my G-spot today" she moaned in ecstatic remembrance boomba and baa baa went into town What About Monkeys? What About Cake? What About Goose Loose? She Shunned Me! And Then She Pooed On Me! Oh Cleeeeemeeentiiiine! Wild times in Hove... Fish Heads and Shopping Trolleys... Oh Nana Lazarou, was Nana Rickman silly feeding Fabio pasta? WOO IT IS I TRISSYTRAM GARDINER!!! I returned my tray table to its upright and locked position. on tuesday afternoons when I become female Everybody Wang Chung tonight. I'm like ABC Vodka; You can taste the savings I'm addicted to espresso; I can't fight the cravings Let me just say that you look amazing dream big Can't do it...don't know ya Never was there such a thing as space for only ants the soup was delicious, but my heart was in the wrong place Through the blood and the pain I cry myself to sleep again she has a special genius for the spectacularly inappropriate I like when joy is blue, and try to forget Have you experienced the wonder of my horn? lets get in form and create a huge storm have u been afraid of wild gay porn? I've worked all night and now it is morning, why can't i stop always yawning I slipped myself some roofies and woke up with a bloody hand Mennonite beast, why are you so honeylicious? Loathe thee? lucious breast, cheesy with denial, shall I endulge? John Ritter, why are you so dead? You never made me laugh - and we knew that this was the way our world would end but alas in each ending there is a groundhog of hope will he see the shadow of pending litigants, or will he rot like the rotting corpse of burger baron Dave Thomas pity, pity, soiled britches and cad fish are but a memory Mitchell feels the cold, wet hand of grandma in her teddy don't smoke dope eat weed and fly there's been times when I wished I could but the wax was never dry I could not kill - not even a fly blah life is so boring - it really got me snoring How many times can you look at the sun before it dies 10 times then it hurts your eyes Time passes and journeys go on except for me, I am God "Why?" replied the Pope to the popinjay Butterflies, wielding knives, rowing into the dark jewish nazis are the problem lick it like laura every morning i wake up and wish it was tomorrow She hath cryed blooded tears ofte thy lunacy Psychedelic Black blinded her mortal mind And it raided like hoofs crushing a leaf into dust yet we danced for as long as 20 seconds thrice fold...gate joy of the green know only to them with a leg......tadpole ellie poppinWHAT? lives at 16 aber road, baybee! Bless your heart, those eggs are gonna be the end of you. big dogs cock in daves mum the neighbourhood children were cruel They used to call me a fool for Christmas I wanted a muel Mother said No I just did a massive fart Nic+Dave slipped away into darkness with sighs of passion... then came back 3 minutes later. at the end of the day Brian, when all is said and done... nics milkshake is better than yours!!!! Damn right. the trees are green,my eyes are blue, so why do I see red? I throw from fragrant BBG wouldn't it be great if neer were free wouldn't it be great if beer were free I spit liquour from love Fish swam up, dragging a welly-boot up with them BIG FLOOPPy DONKEY DICK!!!! FUCKER! I will never lie to you again rusty razors on wrists, gas ovens, kick the box and hang what do you call cheese that isn't yours? this is the mirror that adelaide broke this is the cat that adelaide ate I put on my little yellow wellies and walked into the puddle this is the cat that stepped through the broken mirror That I had smashed with my father's small paperclip only to find that he was a strange nothing lacking genitals {floating down the street in my bath-tub} as i wiggle my ass i realise how unattractive i am but what about the bunnies? who thinks about them? as i stand here alone a pengiun cackles! saying "LOO ROLL! LOO ROLL! LOO ROLL!" and i wonder what that has to do with anything??? *goes and give penguin loo roll* but it bit off my hand so i roasted it for tea! but a tip for all you eskimos: penguin meat and vanilla fudge DO NOT GO!!!! but i am no eskimo! i was in london zoo! and i got arrested for murdering and framing the penguin they say i cut my own hand off and left me to the rats i am now but a voice in the back of your mind telling you NEVER GIVE A PENGUIN WHAT IT WANTS!!!! Arms to hold me with hands to break my heart flippers and fins that's why sex isn't a sin then i admitted Im gay, i like boys, with mucles espeically daisy chains and silent smiles tinfoil tulips tic tac style And Jon is a lying cheating bastard, she cried! and he is doomed to spend his life truly alone! while his better half becomes famous and rich and laughs and laughs and laughs like a poppinjay and you can never really trust anyone, really, truly do soulmates even exist? no. i was dead but then i came around trust in yourself and live for the moment And yet the popinjay lives on, in all the hearts of the evil the root cause exposed All noses unnosed, Over the moon with her umbrella, smile the world Greatly went I, and the plan unfulred Up, up, and up, until the earth had no meaning Space does that to you, or so it was seeming Twisted cruel laughing little strumpet how long is this *poem* i think i is gonna faint Queafing in that way, you give a whore hope I AM BORED we destroyed the toilet lid by making love on it polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake its poetry time Draco Malfoy RIP, the greatest hamster in the world sitting in my room staring at the wall ´why are you not here -"because i never existed to begin with" she replied softly then dug my hand into my pants and felt nothing but how could I the hamster had bitten off what was there? and so the world crushes the peanut shells Playing harmoniously on my movie screen She died in my heart a sudden sleep, So afraid to move on now, it’s so easy to weep. It’s hard to let go of this feeling so embedded, I believe it’s because, I feel so indebted. JIMBALLz is in the houuuuse! humunumuapawa is the name of the hawaiian state fish The gleaming sun brought about the day's end. with a wisp and a whim, we lose ourselves to him I got a DWB in Carolina The man, he thought he saw a cow today he played blues on the gnus with his cheese between his knee For I, as a popinjay, am popin'fresh, I spread crunchy joy, S T O P !!! I bedded a man who is a cross between Gandalf & a rockstar To which the pope replied: "Dude, you're so fucked." And everyone around me wore purple. Ring a ding ding, two arms in a sling the fight with the mob has ruined everything. sliding by the cesspool and writhering like a weathered man woop woop im crap at writing poems the lunar ball and shinning star are mine A mottled madness of carnal delights but for what purpose do we write? ask not. was all hidden inside the matchbox and you stole my line cunt!! i got socks oh pete the cat your such a little pot bellied monkey For then it became Laundry day And as with each day we fade into night oh, what a perfect day so full of light And as with each day fades into night So full of love, Kelly loves Peter Pan Ellie, Becky and Cina are so cool man! and whatever happened to the blue cat? did it go home to sit on it's mat? my monkey loves me more than cheese And where was the mouse that caught it's eye? the question you have to ask yourself: "is this my salad???" and more importantly why isn't it a beef tomato so poly pop said to sandra what ever am i to do. the lepricorn and the elf are dancing in the loo A kiss that burns deep into her heart And I try to make sense of it all - - But alas who knows the meaning of the ramblings So many empty vessels and so much noise - The madness continues A glimpse of the moon on a clear black night In every brook was an envelope and in every lope there was w What the fuck is that?! Screamed Barbie. I wanted a story that was all of my own My own mini feature with highlights and groans I want to be brave and unique and good looking I want gypsies to make me the bast vegan cooking I want swing through the night round a fire in Quebec I want parties with coke, without feelnig a wreck I wanted a tunnel that goes undert he ocean, its clear glass and heated, and sways with the motion There are pools there and sofas and all tapas dishes, To be served as we lay back and look at the fishes A steam room so big, it craetes its own sky I want cascading sweat til it makes me feel high Give me a massage til I melt to the floor, And pummel my back til I'm screaming for more! Please yoga be taught there especially for me I want Bokrmo to take me high up in a tree. "clean earth,clean earth,clean earth"he cried,"clean earth!" Hence thine thee art thou Who what when why how Rowers do it with oars MKL died for our sins Do you like Steak Diane, Diane ahha, said I, we must go spy,for spying is the fruit of life Verily doth the sentence speak of naught I caught a large fish but it began to rot A fish thine fish, mine fish you're not my rot is thine, and thine is rot and so it lived on; better than it thought But this day will be to an end and the end ends the begining ...of the begining of the end of what has begun at the end. THE END "You've killed so many - please spare my birdie life!" i cried as i realized that the whole world was staring at me With eyes that were the other parts of myself. Bleh! FOUND:sheep belonging to Little Bo Peep OH MY GOD I THINK I'V BROKEN A NAIL!! He was too tired - he went home and had a smoke with reluctant frowns i smile on he eyed me like mints in the lords pain my dna the recipe for god's colonic These are the things that I fall asleep to... and wake, glorious waking. I take to it like hot candy. sadly, the sky is not that color time present and time past And thus Jesus, with his saving grace, hath rebirthed me Why cant we all just get along i thought I want to dance like the boogey man Long shall i wait here,flowers in my hair, love in my heart Howmanylicks does it taketo get to the centerofa tootsie pop and the transfiguration encapuslated the true emancipation vagina fart How do i love thee? let me count the ways I have an invisible friend named Bob. who likes to growl and woof just like a dog ....'and he only had one arm!' ONE BY ONE THE PENGUINS STEAL MY SANITY, CURSE THAT SQUIRREL hello and all this time she had a third nipple Great is the man who can perch on a statue and defecate My sputtering candle cries out for cottage cheese.... and how we all make such fine art together and poetry day hasn't even started yet so this is my part, it may not be great, but it's still art yes humpty dumpty was on the wall but no 1 was quite sure y night was my only companion Dirty, so dirty I wish I was clean Ive tried to make you love me alright now shake it like a polaroid picture damn right its better than yours shall i compare thee to a manta ray? shall i check my email every day Dont worry replied the pope looking very plessed Violet in the rainbow Richard of York Gave Battle in Vain? ROY is dead. haha But could one ever love a blind turnip? For tomorrow is promised to no-one cheesy chips mmm True love is blind, bring forth the pain of deceit The ravenous midgets will sing the praises of springtime. Ah, to be a midget in the springtime! boys stink And sodomy is more than love of pie. How dare you treat your cabbages like that? your mama was an astronaut my momma's too FAT to be an astronaut She ate my cabbage The Skank Me thinks the opposite sex is screwy, but then, I am one. Your mum was a hamster and your dad smelt of elderberries! They are the egg man, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Jesus on your castors, go with the grace of God ! We thought you was a toad surprise bride Britney, she's 'outa' control The not-so-Innocent girl is on a role 'Here be Dragons" he then heard him declare that popinjay with his long golden hair I'm not crazy because I take the right pills every day. but crazy is the name of ula Jay, cried the popemercy to the popin then fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry tis not fixable, tis not, no more, never, naught but alas, no more he breathes and I embrace The Darkness Dragons? I said, surely you drink too much what do you make of these giant teeth then, my sweet? Idiots, all of you! How I despair! Give me back the monkey and the lemon! the validity of our propagation is extrinsint, yo Iambic pentameter? Not for us! two soups and a dried lemon canoe please oh rapture! the young girl cried excitedly and so the monkey wrench twisted clockwise I'm off to Friendster, see you all later. I'm the kinda bitch that you wanna get with. On Thursday, he was murdered by the rope exclusive extraordinaire ! My little pink flusheroo that happened 'cause he dealt with dope Cal is the cutest baby in the world but his uncle is slightly biased the rain it rains and sleets and rains and snows rain turns in to a rubber duckey floting in a ice cube And he cried the whole night through for nothing Am I really crazy? Things are just getting so bloody hazy Alas, the Pope was not in a merciful mood And so I helped the squirrel wash my hair with a pair of bright green knickers that were soaked in mint juice Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. Said the poppinjay to the robin You are to small to ride the waves in, on the incoming tide the robin's song fades as he caresses my velvet skin eat me. The world is a cold hell, but a happy one Fuck it up. Fuck it up so you won't have to try any harder. Fuck me up, fuck me up hard Heaven is great I'm dying to get there & for that we will surely perish as the summer sky has done i don't like fruit except a nice firm pear out of order cried the blue tit mercy, mercy to poor old me~ for I was destined to live alone deep in the sea And so the Juggalos Inherit the Earth ...do you really want to hurt me.....yelled the rebel.... have you seen the verruca on your toe No but I really want to make you cry yelled the profit And killed the iambic meter evermore It was an iambic pentameter. To two soap up a continental slope. To tow soap up a continental slope. I had a dog named Bob, he was murdered by "the Mob" the mob was ran by a guy named ROB ROB had sex with a corn cob in his corn hole next to a mole So was my brother Thompson he had a 12 inch johnson I am as I always will be, I am everybody and every thing. And then he looked upon the child and began to weep without thy love, how might thee cope? y the fuck did u let that dog in with the mob? by shoving a broom up your arse what can i say im beautiful The Pineapples, Sara & Megan, rejoiced as the coconuts died Camila put you sparkly G on u must mean CoCoNuts not coconuts my fair pineapple friend i had a bat named pat she was fat and i fed her to my cat and then i spat at the cat for eating pat the CoCoNuts died a slow horrible painful deth along w/ Mat Anus ohh anus give us some anus for i have sinned RANDOMFULLNESS is MEGAN MACLEOD'S word and SARA HOLSTEIN will try to lie and say it is hers.... but its not megan wins.... not sara megan macleod rules the world kill the CoCoNuts and save the PineApples does the world stop o naccount of happiness ahhhh nahhhhhh does the world stop on account of happiness ahhhh nahhhhhh Let's all go get us some Snapples Megan may rule the world, BUT SARA OWNS THE UNIVERSE! GIANT ORGY TIME!!!!!! Yes! bigg group of ppl with no shoes!! yes yes yes!!! megan rules sara and therefore also rules the universe lol sara pictures- coughchriscough Sara doesnt have a ruler unless that rulers name is Sara... Sara rules and owns... SARA the waves roll away the sadness of my heart... RIP Bob & Pat everyone reading this vote.... whos better sara or megan? megan may u float above heaven on wings like a dove megan sara megan sara megan saa megan sara meganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmegan PINKY is better meganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmeganmegan so this is no longer a poem apple rules pine just a stupid lil fight lets stop all the maddness clasp hands hold on tight ok u want a poem ill give u a poem i paint my toe nails and wonder about your perception of me for the world is spinning Your smile, the one that could undo me...... pat and bob are in heaven and have fun with the dead devin ppl keep winning the world slowly turns... and we are but a portion of it the waves crash upon the sand and wash away your memory and dead are forgiven even it is a hard decision i will love u always... even as u fade with the tide & get lost amongst the tumultuous oscillations of the waves while you yourself fade away i will keep your memory close My heart beats slowly to the rythm of life ill love you forever but miss you never though not for lack of grace and favour cheeses But cuz you shine the lights of your eyes on my soul next you'll be shacking up with llamas The blade arced through the air light scatters behind justice begged a robinred from the judge and one by one they came marching - walking through my mind If thee comes the morow thee will find unhappy the song Alas, my fair popinjay for you shall see no sunset Lest the penguin lose it's icy fishing grounds Said the popinjay, puffing up its fluffy breast majestically Never shall I answer to that name sir. So, with vengence in mind but, compassion at hand i walk alone without my favorite hat what more can be asked of a peasant girl? and we shall go swimming with bow legged women i dance alone in the damp dark highway of my dreams you pulled out the plug while I'm still in bath I am sufaced as the sea is drained I am afloat on the bare ground with legs born tired and heavy they are nothing but a pair of pendulums- the vain clock of lazy mermen Seeing the world, one cache a time I know it's time to stand on my own feet, work hard, no parties, go to church every sunday. i am overwhelmed with ecstasy! ohhhh Phantasmagoria... but no, Father, this wasn't nice of you, you pulled out the plug while I'm still in there! the more i thought about it the more confusing it became, and off we went to see jack white on stage And so they wandered, side by side There is something wrong with this pork dear The moon is made of cheese And be it as it may, Death will come your way And all did unto others as they hoped to be done unto in bed, you paid me half a crown, for that you just get head but is that fair said mary jayne? Most beautiful girl in the whole wide world May I say your bottom is very nice with rapier in hand he smote his foes I am he, as you are he, and we are all together, And then the rain fell and the streets became like glass and far away, the moon still glows In the sanctity of the night, a ferrari roared into life your staff is pointing to my crevice of hope i said will you risk your wife But the popinjay just laughed and smoked dope do you ever dream of pie in the dark midnight sky i cried AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Behind closed doors the lonely cry and watched the mango's fly by Health and Safety has important guidelines In front of crowds the bold laugh vikki fancies orlando i knew this when i was likkle EAT ME NOW YOU EVIL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did not sell you the sub standard dope t'is true, a wee nip of brew I did share people of the world hhhhheeeeeeeeeellllllllloooooooooo do what works do what matters one tree=1000 matches. one match=burn 1000 trees you either get it or you don't Alas alack oh woe is me the pope has took our scones for tea manchester united are despised I have found your marmalade, we are jammin' ! Ahoy! My merkin's gone afloat! i should be so lucky, lucky luck lucky an onion said the chicken to the goat Quick get the boys launched in the boat it's a crazy situation, you always keep me waiting, as though it's only make believe... twin lips suck'd breath from life and death reveal'd rodney dog is such a very brown dog And now the pope a buddhist has become okay, said the Pope to the Popinjay Thank God there comes our dealer with the dope The owl flew swiftly past the midnight moon As Calais' warm lights floated into vision,the Pope said I'll stick this poem up where the sun don't shine But the fishy favoured cola turned blue I get knocked down, but I got up again For all ours sins The priest paced the room like an agitated crow if only to see the end of this poem For all our sins, this be us, sprawling on our pins And the wind began to howl.... Boom, it went, like the Guns of the Navarone and then chopped a leg off an innocent sow For the kookaburra said it not I a misfit badger and his lapdog toad Alas I am a Nigel - I need post -send poetry please: Nigel, 3 Fountains Close, Brighton, BN1 7BR my sock spreads wrath upon all without a corn field The bell, it tolleth only for me The bell, it tolleth only for me. But hark, the sun, it riseth in the east Do not judge me only by my past sins Life is life, life is death, death is rot as rot is to robin and for me does the bell toll the bell doth toll, again, again... Look to the future and hope the end is nigh for this poem and i said to the birds... I LOVE LEEEEEEEEEEE THE END IS COMING March on with eyes wide open remembering 2 hide the twiglets is it the longest poem et. i questioned...again...again *yet i caught a cryting train to the heart of the matter She turned and yelled to the sky: "I am high, I am high" AND HE ASKED, IS THE POPE A CATHOLIC? The answer to depression is fine Merlot the time has come the walrus cried to talk of many things of 'blablablablabla' and cabbages and kings if the sea is boiling hot and whether fish have wings **** Though thousand reasons rose to stop the show yeti, dodo, chocolate muffins all dead but where's the care the popinjay cries mercy.... again... answer it goddammit!! Take your hand off the enter button - it's starting to wear. Ah! My leg is on fire, you bitch! Ayiyiyiyiyiyiyiyaaaaaaaaalllllllrightythen i see in my heart the world around me and realise it has as many branches as "the yupas tree" The TV died and all speech was free. Or so he thought. whatever you do, don't look down The myth and humour of liquorice all sorts where do the swallows go during the night? rodney dog is such a very brown dog "Take me to your leader", said the great Marvin "You really think that alb goes with that cope?!" as he knelt before the altar Like a drug dealer who could not deal with drugs And if you want I'll sing you a lullaby shutup cried to pope to the popinjay I became addicted The priest whipped it out and said didn'e i see you in a gay club in Malta? the priest whipped it out and said didn'e i see you in a gay club in Malta? the world is round, like my arse the library book is due today Let us be lovers and we can elope And so the winds blew for the rest of time St. Lucy's act of moritifcation set us free it's my own shit with which I cannot cope YOU SAD BUNCH OF TWATS FOR RUINING SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THING put your horlicks down Homoeroticism is great fun and then the lowley snake writhed to dust because his new life had gne to rust M J Wears White To Blend In At Weddings carrion in your heart This cold and snowy winter's day... ...has still some beauty, must I say. It's scilent, soft - and I feel free... ...will you come out and play with me...? may your day be blessed by chocolate as the bright sun rose, the raindrops did fall Reflect upon the failings in your life the gingerbread man did it , i saw him To fool reality one lies in truth, said the farmer to the sheep said George who silences his fears at night, afraid of logic, reason, fear itself, can anybody hear my cry for help? Shepards look out over they're flock with pride The lighs then died and there were no frikking stars Begone you fool, I think I am a pear Meet me in the rose bush today, my love My camel is faster my lovely tigger is a wonder wife In o let le lu, in o let Hal Wi and with alacrity and alarm we said goodnight unto the sun and homeward bound we began to run He heard a "Baa" as the sheep rubbed his thigh followed by the farmer with his gun He heard a "Baa" as the sheep rubbed his thigh as elusive as a chased shadow worship me for sensuality he said 'Is that Sam'? the sheep replied 'No, It's I' I am your sheep and your best friend not I said the fly even tho you drive me round the bend rest assured, this manifesto is mine! And we wonder what the animals think of us i love u, i love u, i love u.......ps i love u the lonely boy sat at his desk and wept my eye is small and i cannot read mine soulmate I've found, yet lost thru no fault of thine so then thererfore listen must I indeed and somewhere in the darkness a dog barked And so he left the bath for warmer climes get your hand from my skirt and let the pig back in the shed To the song of the world that is passing through me. and suitably, thus left the evil spurned Loins from which the foulest juices purged forthwith cheese is fun I feel crushed and have lost all hope, And I wept for SPAM reached me even here Bob Bobbeti Bob Bobby Bobbeti it is raining oh yes it is raining got out of bed on the wrong side today and indeed the pope's solids came to pass he cried as his beak filled with blood grey, sad and dull like a lost rhino in a dry season Alas, my tongue is frozen in seaweed. Aghast! I find myself amidst chaos, "An elephant!" The man exclaimed. 'Twas not the girl who once was blamed for the crimson cheek'd fop, lost was all hope. but the man who was born to die in shame 'Twas an Elizabethan nipple twister's shame and a roasted ardvark who bore the name of scarlet whores playing their deadly game of tag in the sandbanks by the sea the mountainous seas have caused me to sneeze there's always one in the group who crosses the line but wherein shall we find the time of day? painful morning, eating lunch, then sweet sweet sleep It seems I've lost my soap-on-a-rope, who? what? why? .... pretentious Ha Ha Ha Ha declared the evil pope the rain beats still, hard upon the barren land Drowning in a sea of aspirin and canaston I ponder The hopefuls' queue was short when I got there. what life is like beyond the great blue yonder This rythmic scheme is tough for many folk A popinjay's a person not a bird Ten syllables, now come on, it's not hard Old Shakespeare did it often and quite well Iambic pentameter you tossers But Benrik got their metering all wrong. no smoking in the auditorium "A good analogy is like a diagonal frog," exclaimed the rusty Yuletide log; A gurl whose lips curl like Elvis when she cums wonders me who will ever read this nonsense Once again I was the only left on a globe of pairs... Thank you for my stash of dope For if thou is not beautiful, I see nothing but contempt Death becomes ashes, upwards rising Will this sorth of thing really change your life? while thirty seven walruses sang for we are all pathetic and bored Beelzebub ate my dog Dismembered tentacles clung to the papal ring is fashion the political concern? All of my life the doors have been closed, all of my dreams, This day has come, I'm filled with hope and the fish danced naked in the moonlight A love thats lost is a blessing of sorts for it makes strong a wish to you my friends of love everlasting said the shrimping pimp att he corner We should have warned her Are you there now? A follicle a day cleared means blading in a matter of years Like the frenzied egging of a fantasy cake, I'm whipped like a solider for you, Bouncing on bread sticks for firmer, wheat free thighs, I'm yolk bound for so many reasons. Freedom my good friend is lifes only joy If up I was stuck, then down pasta falls To be clung to when cooked only half, Elestas evidence to haul up me and in Only caught out for courting, means treason. i only ask i do not enter sin And 'Merci!' - the pope the popinjay swiftly smote Alas that specimin was mullderline The sins of early mornings and late nights ergo, concordantly, vis a vis alas the belly of the beast hath me! As the magpie flew off with his wig smother your seeds of doubt with ddt, said he I sampled the air, twas as fresh as her face I find you cruel and think I'll have you shot 'Eat my jam you hairy little monkey' The unhappy popinjay quietly wept The popinjay ascended to Valhalla and the green tinge of the moon shall twinkle where oil lies on the ground like dead rainbows I sing a song of sixpence, my rye is in my pocket And so. The sun set on Hull town again. I don't care for muffins and yetis and dodos But they have hijacked my beautiful poem Forsooth, the weeble did vanquish my aunt Monkeys are for life not just for christmas like an umbrella in the wind THOU HAST NOT SEEN SUCH BEAUTY IN HER EYES Heaven forbid this egg should cease to be shall i send this poem to a world where feathers keep fall? They said it would change my life, they lied and today is the day of sacrifice A blue banana and a pair of pears my fantasi:an(onymous)b&b.a singlbed+u,w/wethair.all-red(y?) the blue hoob drummer banged his tiny drum then " tuddelidu" shouted the Popinjoy, and dissappeared with sticky, jammy fingers I couldna the fiddle no! don't follow the randy biscuit man! With gleeful smile he raised the gun and fired Beware the light, it hides more than it shows Lest twenty shining angels descend upon her knitting With badgers leaping and otters in tears This is how it came to be so broken ti-dum ti-dum ti-dum ti-dum ti-dum you dont want to be having sex in the back of his van!! Do you really want some water, said he and with that he shoved it up his arse and pretty maids all in a row no he cried for only the best pork chop in the land will do u aint seen nothing yet baby BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM .....MORNING MOTHER i must go get my umbrella la la la la la should not attempt to walk alone at night, for dangers lurks My snap is the snappest snap, and the best husband in the wo behold the azure mastications of her wrath dangers more dangerous than any danger before i tell you "Oh, let's to bed," the cardinals replied. And as he shot his love muck I swallowed squinting But hark, I hear a lone pigeon's cry won't you dangle in my dreams of leather but prey who shall care for the geese? said Cyril If I knew then what I know now I would've known better mine was as far as those who could not speak a word of sense and off they did go, to read the longest poem which began.. With a taco in his hand, and his feet in the sand. oh my, i have big hair today, oh my! Mustard, yes we shall treat your gash with mustard ..."what is to become of the popinjoy".... Mark Gilbert awoke again with yet another hangover and as life became of great unimportance... My mum is at the chapel gates in hope alas drinking in Bahrain was what the doctor ordered He decided to write the longest poem but simon wasn`t ready for another drink it seemed live life with lots of sex,drugs and rock n`roll mutha fucka It hadn't been timetabled with thinking My pointless plotting flew away today the aircraft couldn`t taxi with the vomit king a spewing 'Twas wet and the trees dripped dankly ... because "PETITS GARS" is a self destructive french lover And the flowers drooped My Spring day in a bitter Winter's sleep And the evergreens swayed in the wind Our love will last till the end of our lives A night in Basra calling, not a chance the chancer chanced For when a square is a square it is no longer a circle The fish swam in the water and then it popped out Lion Mary Eve and Kitten who are you? And when the day dawned in the morning light The wind blew a tree down, crashing in the woods A bear screamed, frighted by the enormous bang our snowman has melted, just his cap remains back they went a drinking, to the place they with lots of And he ran, shaking, to the cave to hide "You will die reads your horoscope" Elliot returns with a voice that strains to speak And soon the room was full of joy and pain Since reading, the book library has become very popular He crawled across the floor and hid behind a rock. Oblivious to all of this, I snuggled in my bed, safe. brothels ......no gain just let your bum drain "gosh look how sunny it is Sonny" said Cher hark! I smell a paper mill to the east! and from the east the smell did pierce the air but we are just shadows of the deceased anyone for tennis? called the bishop a fickle mistress is my lack of hair Hold Me! 98, 99, 100 ready or not here i Come...BANG! he was dead i couldnt find it, where did it go?? like you'll never let me go Child, eat not of the radium poppies If you look closely ou will see all is not well at the mill the frogs go marching quickly through the door The tall man turned towards the door, and with a wry smile so yonder unto swishing tail and pinkie rings uh i can smell you all from here so he flipped it over and did his business up the wrong'un Our morals are inconvemient lies Looking to the heavens for clarity ... because "PETITS GARS" needs to stop illegal bad dreams he was local but his feet were made of china Quick, Quick, in here, no-one will know if we come fellow, come suckle ooh, they're so juicy, so sweet, so try some "do I look like I'm joking" said the clown Behold, they encroach with purposeful wrath to the bishops gathered around a pole I Keep my dead mother in the cupboard she bloody stinks she said i am warm thank you please To show forgiveness is to show weakness 'Tis me,' Tis I , I am that popinjay wat u doin'? Go to the tallest trees they speak in tongues "PETIT GARS" is a deadman ! Running in fear of the hedgehog's ladle i've been prancing around, in my high heels is my life worthless without thy love As, with raised tail, he pooped upon his cloak And, as before, it all seemed changed... In the middle of the night, with a spoon collapsing into these moments with u, i am in love I fear the morning was not fresh that day Hanging upside down on the edge of life And yet the dew fell so soft Upon the slippery ledge above the dizzying heights today alex saw a teacher starkers "Fear you not!" cried the Popinjay and that was that. only those that saw it would ever believe it I wish I'd kept the one that got away I was only caught smoking a little dope That, which human eyes should not see, the cruel popinjay sun shone down on my beautiful skoda selling souls to the devil, said he Oh when once I was young and trouble free "Wash your hands after going to the toilet", sayth Paula homoeroticism is great fun said Alex The Stollen looked fairly dicey. 'I am beautiful - but damned.' She said with a sigh. The daffodills are fresh but pricey Holding me an inch away, make it saft and narrow with small wings like a dove, i cast my eyes to above for he gives a better price than God I've no idea what Popinjay can mean There's me and there's inside-me, who decides upon everythin I can't help it if I like to prance around in lingerie but to get back to the popinjay and the pope poor kids that have to learn this parrot fashion Is it that to eat, or that to be seen? i fear the pope was torturing the por bird "mercy" but he went on regardless if sky is blue+grass is green, what colour is inbetween? if he ate it, would it be the first or third? popinjay, a parrot, the green woodpecker or Who'da thought such a holy man